Wear pants please.
Galloism
30-10-2008, 00:58
Per call to power's request, I dug up one more story.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/custom/offbeat/sns-ap-odd-toll-exposure,0,7839508.story
SANFORD, Fla. (AP) _ Authorities say an man driving through a toll plaza exposed himself to a toll worker on two separate occasions. Seminole County deputies said a 39-year-old man was arrested at his home Tuesday morning.
A woman working at the Lake Jesup toll plaza on State Road 417 called the sheriff's office last week to report that a motorist had not been wearing pants when she went to hand him his change. She told deputies the same thing had happened about a week earlier.
The man was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs and was later released on $5,000 bail.
That's three!
Call to power
30-10-2008, 01:19
its good to see my name is for more of a hook :)
also is it any coincidence the amount of bail money and cost of bra related antics is the same?
Blouman Empire
30-10-2008, 01:43
What so we now have to wear pants in the privacy of our own car now?
Galloism
30-10-2008, 03:11
What so we now have to wear pants in the privacy of our own car now?
If your windows are properly tinted and no one can see your lack of pants, I say go for it!
and make sure to use exact change XD
greed and death
30-10-2008, 03:19
I am in my apartment I will not wear PANTS!!!!!!
South Lorenya
30-10-2008, 03:21
Me, wearing pants over my shorts? You, sir, are a strange, strange person...
Lunatic Goofballs
30-10-2008, 03:24
Pants are a crutch.
Pants are a crutch.
Well they keep my tiny crutch hidden so I rather like my pants.
Well they keep my tiny crutch hidden so I rather like my pants.
how can you call it a crutch if it doesn't reach far enough? XD but that's beside the point... use exact change and have well tented windows... (and drive a tall vehicle...) and it won't matter what you wear.
how can you call it a crutch if it doesn't reach far enough?
Touche...
Wilgrove
30-10-2008, 03:31
Well they keep my tiny crutch hidden so I rather like my pants.
emphasis on tiny. hehe
emphasis on tiny. hehe
Its not THAT small :(
I must say that was going a bit to far... at least my comment was funny.
I must say that was going a bit to far... at least my comment was funny.
His was funny too. You'll learn that nothing said about me upsets me if you hang around awhile. :P
Katganistan
30-10-2008, 05:30
Well they keep my tiny crutch hidden so I rather like my pants.
Maybe the problem was that the gent's appendage in the article could be mistaken for a gear shift?
BunnySaurus Bugsii
30-10-2008, 06:19
Maybe the problem was that the gent's appendage in the article could be mistaken for a gear shift?
"Your honour, my client was unaware that he was driving a vehicle equipped with automatic transmission. It was his firm conviction that placing clothing over what he believed to be the gearshift would adversely affect his safety on the road."
I don't think that's going to work. :tongue:
ride trains naked. then you won't have to deal with toll booth bussybodys.
I love having a job where I don't have to wear pants all the time :D
Blouman Empire
30-10-2008, 09:43
I love having a job where I don't have to wear pants all the time :D
What job is that Lapse?
Stripper? Prostitute? :p
Vault 10
30-10-2008, 09:44
Per call to power's request, I dug up one more story.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/custom/offbeat/sns-ap-odd-toll-exposure,0,7839508.story
The link doesn't seem to work. So I'm not sure, was he not wearing underpants either, or merely driving in his underwear?
Anyway, the sooner we get rid of these retarded laws, the better.
Self-sacrifice
30-10-2008, 09:51
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=85
now thats why I remove my pants
Vault 10
30-10-2008, 09:53
To all who haven't seen the above link yet...
CAUTION: FURRIES INSIDE.
What job is that Lapse?
I am a life guard.. means I get to just wear budgie smugglers around...
I reckon there must be hundreds of photos of me on Japanese facebook in them
Stripper? Prostitute? :p
no, I get paid extra for that! :p
Blouman Empire
30-10-2008, 13:49
I am a life guard.. means I get to just wear budgie smugglers around...
I reckon there must be hundreds of photos of me on Japanese facebook in them
A life guard, that's pretty good nice work.
no, I get paid extra for that! :p
lol :D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
30-10-2008, 13:51
What so we now have to wear pants in the privacy of our own car now?
I don't mind if men do not wear pants in the privacy of their own car. As long as they do not expose themselves to others but me... :D
Vampire Knight Zero
30-10-2008, 14:28
I prefer to be nude in the privacy of my own home. :D