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Eggs don't cause egg wars, people cause egg wars

Galloism
30-10-2008, 00:34
Or do they?

I have news from chicago (http://cbs2chicago.com/local/rogers.park.egg.2.850931.html):

CHICAGO (CBS) ― Halloween is just three days away. And for some people on the north side -- and North Shore -- that means trouble because teenagers will be out throwing eggs. CBS 2's Mai Martinez reports two neighborhood associations are teaming up to take the "egg-ammo" out of circulation.

Since 2006, Howard Street between Ridge and Clark has been the Halloween battleground for egg wars between groups of teens.

Homes, businesses, and even people in the area often become unwilling targets.

"Everywhere, there was my car. They were on the floor," said Maria Von Medvey, Apple the Second Boutique. "They were on the windows. People who was walking on the streets."

Medvey says the egg wars damage more than her property. She says business suffers because customers are reluctant to shop in the area around Halloween.

"People feel intimidated by that because they don't care if you're walking, you're going to be a target," Medvey said. "If you're in the way, they are going to get you."

So neighborhood associations are asking local stores not to sell eggs to minors during the Halloween season. They say most have been cooperative, and others already had policies in place.

"One store on Clark is actually pulling the eggs on Friday, October 31st," said Bernard Garbo, Network 2424 President.

The neighborhood associations say they don't want to ruin the Halloween fun for teens. They hope this year though, instead of vandalizing neighborhoods, the kids will find something more productive to do with their time.

"Go out with your little brother, go out with your little sisters, split up candy, watch scary movies, there's any number of things that kids could do," said Michelle Hayes, Brummel Park Neighbors.

Hayes says if teens still choose to head to Howard Street on Halloween, they should know citizen patrols will be working closely with Evanston and Chicago Police to make sure there is no unruly behavior.

Because Halloween falls on a Friday this year, the neighborhood associations are asking stores to not resume regular sales of eggs until Monday.

LG, you're doomed! DOOMED!!
Articoa
30-10-2008, 00:36
Well, Chicago's gone. I wonder if New York ever gets TPed...
(pictures Empire State Building covered in toilet paper.)
Belschaft
30-10-2008, 00:38
Epic. So god damn epic. In Britain stores just don't sell them to kids.
Galloism
30-10-2008, 03:08
Epic. So god damn epic. In Britain stores just don't sell them to kids.

Well, we're very tough on weapons of mass vandalism.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-10-2008, 03:26
Or do they?

I have news from chicago (http://cbs2chicago.com/local/rogers.park.egg.2.850931.html):



LG, you're doomed! DOOMED!!

I have nearly 100 frozen pies in my basement ice chest. :D
Gauntleted Fist
30-10-2008, 03:27
I have nearly 100 frozen pies in my basement ise chest. :DPlease, let them thaw.
Frozen objects break noses, and other parts of the facial structure.
Blouman Empire
30-10-2008, 03:47
If you outlaw eggs then only outlaws will have eggs.

But I suppse sine they are committing criminal acts I suppose they already are.
Callisdrun
30-10-2008, 03:50
I have nearly 100 frozen pies in my basement ise chest. :D

You have a chest from the Ise (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_battleship_Ise)?!
Lunatic Goofballs
30-10-2008, 04:47
Please, let them thaw.
Frozen objects break noses, and other parts of the facial structure.

Well of course. Splats>thuds

You have a chest from the Ise (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_battleship_Ise)?!

Spelling fixed. :p
Katganistan
30-10-2008, 05:01
Friday, every kid will have their bag in my school treated the same way -- placed on a table as the kid comes in the school. Oh no, not searched -- too much time, and an invasion of privacy to search every kid....

No, the bags aren't OPENED. They're just PATTED. FIRMLY. As in anything eggish will go SPLAT! And if they are still in the pack, well, that will be felt too.

I've already done the announcement to no one in particular.... "It might be a good idea not to have anything breakable in your bag on Friday...."
New Manvir
30-10-2008, 05:29
If you outlaw eggs, only outlaws (or, I guess teenagers) will have them.