NationStates Jolt Archive


If I win I will gloat.

greed and death
29-10-2008, 10:10
Just to let you know if my side wins the election I intend to drive around the opposing party headquarters shooting my pistol in the air wave a flag of victory. Of course I think the likelihood of everyone putting in the write in candidate spot dissolve government is pretty slim.
But just in case we all decide to go with anarchy I will celebrate.
Callisdrun
29-10-2008, 10:30
You're an idiot.

That is all.
Nodinia
29-10-2008, 11:51
Just to let you know if my side wins the election I intend to drive around the opposing party headquarters shooting my pistol in the air wave a flag of victory. Of course I think the likelihood of everyone putting in the write in candidate spot dissolve government is pretty slim.
But just in case we all decide to go with anarchy I will celebrate.

As its not an official option, it wouldnt matter if they did.

Be careful with the pistol firing, particularily if you're in a pick up and have very short hair. Or are dark skinned with beard.
Laerod
29-10-2008, 11:53
Get a blog.
Blouman Empire
29-10-2008, 12:43
lol, is this an election or a sporting event?
Vault 10
29-10-2008, 12:47
Get a blog.

If I win, I'll get two.
Nodinia
29-10-2008, 13:13
lol, is this an election or a sporting event?

An extreme sport.
Ashmoria
29-10-2008, 13:21
Just to let you know if my side wins the election I intend to drive around the opposing party headquarters shooting my pistol in the air wave a flag of victory. Of course I think the likelihood of everyone putting in the write in candidate spot dissolve government is pretty slim.
But just in case we all decide to go with anarchy I will celebrate.
if you win ill get a gun too.

to keep off the marauding hordes.
greed and death
29-10-2008, 14:49
As its not an official option, it wouldnt matter if they did.

Be careful with the pistol firing, particularily if you're in a pick up and have very short hair. Or are dark skinned with beard.

if 50% of the population wrote abolish the government as a write in option, would it really matter if it was official or not?
Muravyets
29-10-2008, 14:49
If you are in the US, I believe it will be illegal for you to discharge a firearm within a populated area like that. Even if you win the election, your new age of anarchy will not be ushered in until the inauguration in January, and it is unlikely that all the levels of government down to municipalities will be dismantled instantly after that, anyway. So your victory party will land you in jail. Sorry to rain on your parade.
Muravyets
29-10-2008, 14:50
if 50% of the population wrote abolish the government as a write in option, would it really matter if it was official or not?
50% is not a majority. You'd need 51%. This is why anarchy always loses. :tongue:
greed and death
29-10-2008, 14:51
50% is not a majority. You'd need 51%. This is why anarchy always loses. :tongue:

i think 50% would be enough. its not like the old or the people without guns would vote for Anarchy.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
29-10-2008, 14:51
If I win, I will personally give everyone who voted for me a blow job. I don't think it is very likely that I'm going to win, though, as I only announced my candidacy three days ago. Also I'm about 14 years too young.
Still, think about it, people . . .
Yootopia
29-10-2008, 14:53
if 50% of the population wrote abolish the government as a write in option, would it really matter if it was official or not?
Yes.

"Ahahaha you spoilt yer ballots, cretins, WE WIN!"
Farflorin
29-10-2008, 15:07
That's the singularly most asinine thing I've read today. And all I can say is... "why?"
greed and death
29-10-2008, 15:24
Yes.

"Ahahaha you spoilt yer ballots, cretins, WE WIN!"

if you year 2000 our ballots we will start voting with bullets.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
29-10-2008, 15:26
That's the singularly most asinine thing I've read today. And all I can say is... "why?"
Because you only woke up a couple hours ago? How the Hell am I supposed to know why you find things asinine or not? Get off my ass, I never did nothing to you!
Port Arcana
29-10-2008, 16:38
Lol @ Ron Paul bot
Sumamba Buwhan
29-10-2008, 16:52
if you win I will also drive around shooting guns, but not in the air.
Roone bodimon
29-10-2008, 16:52
If I win, I will personally give everyone who voted for me a blow job. I don't think it is very likely that I'm going to win, though, as I only announced my candidacy three days ago. Also I'm about 14 years too young.
Still, think about it, people . . .

are you a woman? if so ill vote for you i hope you win :)
Ermarian
29-10-2008, 17:39
if 50% of the population wrote abolish the government as a write in option, would it really matter if it was official or not?

In 1996, more than 50% voted for nobody at all (http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0781453.html), yet I don't see the presidential office being abolished.:P
Hydesland
29-10-2008, 17:43
I think this anti-gloating rule is bullshit. I so want to rub it in peoples faces (if Republicans loose that is).
Nanatsu no Tsuki
29-10-2008, 17:46
S'cuse me, s'cuse me. Can I RSVP for the show?


:D
greed and death
29-10-2008, 20:01
In 1996, more than 50% voted for nobody at all (http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0781453.html), yet I don't see the presidential office being abolished.:P

they didn't vote. abstention is different from vote to abolish.
Laerod
29-10-2008, 21:22
if 50% of the population wrote abolish the government as a write in option, would it really matter if it was official or not?No, because the popular vote doesn't matter.