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Paid for by those loving chaps at the Clay Music Ministry, a couple of 7 year olds enlighten us on Proposition 8 through a sweet song,

Hark the Herald Angels sing (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LlItG4raicA&eurl=http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2008/10/28/proposition_8/index.html)

*pats on head*

I don't know which part of it makes the whole song more of a capital crime: The fact that they have kids brainwashed into singing the "0h n03z t3h g3ys!!!" bullshit, or that the song was done to the music of "I Love You" (aka The Barney Song).

Paid for by those loving chaps at the Clay Music Ministry, a couple of 7 year olds enlighten us on Proposition 8 through a sweet song,

Hark the Herald Angels sing (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LlItG4raicA&eurl=http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2008/10/28/proposition_8/index.html)

*pats on head*


Awwww... never before have hatred and bigotry looked so cuuuute!

This makes me a...
http://a2.vox.com/6a00c225266b2e8e1d00d09e67fa6abe2b-500pi
Yeah, that.

well, that's...disturbing...

Five bucks says the kids will murder their parents, or at least put them in a third rate nursing home when they find out what the Hell their parents brainwashed them into doing when they were too little to understand what the Hell Prop 8 was.

This is why I don't like kids in commercials, at all.

I don't know which part of it makes the whole song more of a capital crime: The fact that they have kids brainwashed into singing the "0h n03z t3h g3ys!!!" bullshit, or that the song was done to the music of "I Love You" (aka The Barney Song).

You know, I had fortunately blocked Barny from my memory hard enough that my thought was that it was the tune of "This old man" but now you've gone and dug up my repressed memories. Thanks a lot. :(

Could anyone understand a bloody WORD they were singing?

Man...I can't WAIT to have kids to exploit.

You know, I had fortunately blocked Barny from my memory hard enough that my thought was that it was the tune of "This old man" but now you've gone and dug up my repressed memories. Thanks a lot. :(

Could anyone understand a bloody WORD they were singing?

*Whats amazing is that I am Hard of Hearing*

Oh My Gosh
S.O.S.
*Couldn't make out this part*
..and a dad is a woman or my mom is a man
Yes on Proposition 8

Man...I can't WAIT to have kids to exploit.

*shoots your reproductive organs with Gamma radiation rays.*

"If not enough people vote yes, then a man could marry a man, a woman could marry a woman, and have kids!"

OH NO!

:rolleyes:

"If not enough people vote yes, then a man could marry a man, a woman could marry a woman, and have kids!"

OH NO!

:rolleyes:

Oh no, this means the gays will be equal to us! We must not have this because....well they're gay! I mean comon, what more reason would you want?! I mean, it's not like they're humans....

*shoots your reproductive organs with Gamma radiation rays.*

Now how am I supposed to take over the world?:(

I know!


*invades Poland*

Now how am I supposed to take over the world?:(

I know!


*invades Poland*

Oh please, everyone invaded Poland. Now it's pretty much like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Oh please, everyone invaded Poland. Now it's pretty much like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

First you won't let me exploit my kids, now you shoot down invading Poland...

Why must you constantly rain on my parade? What did I ever do to you?!

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!?

*runs off sobbing and flailing arms*


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First you won't let me exploit my kids, now you shoot down invading Poland...

Why must you constantly rain on my parade? What did I ever do to you?!

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!?

*runs off sobbing and flailing arms*


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0.o

*laughs as he drinks mead from a goblet*

Five bucks says the kids will murder their parents, or at least put them in a third rate nursing home when they find out what the Hell their parents brainwashed them into doing when they were too little to understand what the Hell Prop 8 was.

This is why I don't like kids in commercials, at all.

I will take that bet.

Oh please, everyone invaded Poland. Now it's pretty much like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Sigged

Man...I can't WAIT to have kids to exploit.

Yeah, Trick-or-Treat was pretty good to me, er, my son, last Sunday.

I got enough to candy to last me a week. Now, if only Trick-or-Treat was EVERY DAY :)

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No it isn't sweet these kids are tone death.

But now I will have the song stuck in my head all day.

This old man he played one he played knick knack on his....

I don't know which part of it makes the whole song more of a capital crime: The fact that they have kids brainwashed into singing the "0h n03z t3h g3ys!!!" bullshit, or that the song was done to the music of "I Love You" (aka The Barney Song).

It's "This Old Man". Fuck Barney.

Five bucks says the kids will murder their parents, or at least put them in a third rate nursing home when they find out what the Hell their parents brainwashed them into doing when they were too little to understand what the Hell Prop 8 was.

This is why I don't like kids in commercials, at all.

I'll raise the stakes -- I hope one or both of those kids is gay and winds up leading the charge to repeal Plop 8 if it passes.

And no, there is no typo in that last sentence.

No it isn't sweet these kids are tone death.

But now I will have the song stuck in my head all day.

This old man he played one he played knick knack on his....

Tone deaf, unless you were joking or going for hyperbole.

Yeah, Trick-or-Treat was pretty good to me, er, my son, last Sunday.

I got enough to candy to last me a week. Now, if only Trick-or-Treat was EVERY DAY :)

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The good thing about having a child, is that you can watch and buy kids movies you might like without feeling like a strnge man.

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Tone deaf, unless you were joking or going for hyperbole.

I just came back from a liquid lunch, forgive me Intangelon.

I just came back from a liquid lunch, forgive me Intangelon.

Forgive you, fuck that. I ENVY you. I could use to drink my body weight, but it's Tuesday night.

Sigged

Yay! Thankya. :D

It's "This Old Man". Fuck Barney.

Well he did say, I love you, you love me....



I'll raise the stakes -- I hope one or both of those kids is gay and winds up leading the charge to repeal Plop 8 if it passes.

And no, there is no typo in that last sentence.

Hehe, I'd die laughing if one of them came home and say "Hey, this is my partner..." and it's the same sex as them.

I will take that bet.

I'm loved! :D

Well he did say, I love you, you love me....

So purple dinosaurs give love to get sex? Barney IS gay...and he's a bottom.

So purple dinosaurs give love to get sex? Barney IS gay...and he's a bottom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuSeH3xYmNk

^^ This is why I love Robot Chicken ^^

Better Quality

Yeah, Trick-or-Treat was pretty good to me, er, my son, last Sunday.

I got enough to candy to last me a week. Now, if only Trick-or-Treat was EVERY DAY :)

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Why were you, er, your son Trick-or-treating on the 19th of October? Halloween is this Friday . . . :confused:

Forgive you, fuck that. I ENVY you. I could use to drink my body weight, but it's Tuesday night.

And your point is?

Why were you, er, your son Trick-or-treating on the 19th of October? Halloween is this Friday . . . :confused:

Well DUH! That way you get all of the good candy, instead of the crappy one that's been at the bottom, and melted because the bowl has been sitting on top of the heater.

Well he did say, I love you, you love me....

That overweight dinosaur just copied the tune he should never have been allowed on the air

Hehe, I'd die laughing if one of them came home and say "Hey, this is my partner..." and it's the same sex as them.

You never know the parents might say as long as you don't get married I don't care.

I'm loved! :D

So when can I collect?

That overweight dinosaur just copied the tune he should never have been allowed on the air

True and he may be in violation of Child Labor Laws...

You never know the parents might say as long as you get married I don't care.

But don't you know, gay marriage is ebil, and it'll destroy heterosexual marriages! Not like heterosexuals need any help with that...what with divorce rates being at 50%, husbands and wives cheating, raising bastardized children, lying, etc.

So when can I collect?

Well the Johns have to pay me first...

*Whats amazing is that I am Hard of Hearing*

Oh My Gosh
S.O.S.
*Couldn't make out this part*
..and a dad is a woman or my mom is a man
Yes on Proposition 8

Just so you can sing along and/or teach children this lovely song...

Oh my gosh!
S.O.S.
I'd be lost and darn confused
If my Dad is a woman or my Mo-om is a man
Yes on Proposition 8

Poetry in motion.

Just so you can sing along and/or teach children this lovely song...

Oh my gosh!
S.O.S.
I'd be lost and darn confused
If my Dad is a woman or my Mo-om is a man
Yes on Proposition 8

Poetry in motion.

Apparently their parents never learned how to rhyme.

Also....if you grow up with a gay parent, then why the Hell would you be confused? I mean children of interracial marriages aren't confused about why one parent is one race, and another parent is another. They don't even seem to notice it until some asshole decides to point it out to them.

Three seconds was all I could take. Ew. Those poor kids.

Three seconds was all I could take. Ew. Those poor kids.

See, this is why killing Fred Phelps and his ilk will do no good. Someone else will just take their place. In my experience, if you kill off someone bad, someone worse will come along.

The good thing about having a child, is that you can watch and buy kids movies you might like without feeling like a strnge man.

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I bought my kid all the original Muppet Show episodes, as well as the Fraggle Rock ones. Because, you know, my kid wants to see those. :p

Why were you, er, your son Trick-or-treating on the 19th of October? Halloween is this Friday . . . :confused:

HAH!! You're one of those people who think that last sunday was two sundays ago. You make me smile. You're different from me. :D

True and he may be in violation of Child Labor Laws...

Well quite



But don't you know, gay marriage is ebil, and it'll destroy heterosexual marriages! Not like heterosexuals need any help with that...what with divorce rates being at 50%, husbands and wives cheating, raising bastardized children, lying, etc.

Sorry I meant to say the parents mightr not mind as long as the don't get married.

But to your post

Yes I know the gay marriage is teh ebil but all it will destroy is homosexual marriages what with high divorce rates, cheating lying etc.

But how does bastard children wreck marriage? And just what is wrong with a child born out of wedlock?

Well the Johns have to pay me first...

:tongue:

I bought my kid all the original Muppet Show episodes, as well as the Fraggle Rock ones. Because, you know, my kid wants to see those. :p

Yeah same not to mention the Flintstones and Jetsons.

And your point is?

The prof can't have a larger hangover than his students, man.

Yes I know the gay marriage is teh ebil but all it will destroy is homosexual marriages what with high divorce rates, cheating lying etc.

It's like they're humans.... *gasp*

But how does bastard children wreck marriage? And just what is wrong with a child born out of wedlock?

It tends to be a bad thing if the mother was married to one man, but the child is fathered by another, and I just have to share this image.

http://www.whitescarver.com/erinjeff/Owned/owned-baby.jpg

I'm going to Hell, I know.

*shoots your reproductive organs with Gamma radiation rays.*
that's not going to work. Now when he gets angry his dick is going to turn green, become huge and tear a hole in his pants. I'm sure some women would love that!

These kids are so stupid, they can't tell one gender from another? Cut 'em loose. "If my dad is a woman or my mommy is a man?" Good gravy, you can tell that some Right-wanking adult wrote that. Those kids could have come up with better.

Thing is, what of single parents? Would these nitwits not be able to tell if their single parent was a woman or a man? FUCK! Now I'm irritated! Not just because of the ad itself, but because I KNOW there are legions of folks out there laughing themselves silly and agreeing wholeheartedly that denying rights is a GOOD THING.

ARGH!

Why can't people leave one another alone for fuck's sake!!!!

Sorry for the ineloquence. Rotten day.

It's like they're humans.... *gasp*

I refuse to believe that :p

It tends to be a bad thing if the mother was married to one man, but the child is fathered by another, and I just have to share this image.

http://www.whitescarver.com/erinjeff/Owned/owned-baby.jpg

I'm going to Hell, I know.

Oh married women giving birth to children of other men well yes that is right it does.

I thought you were going on about children born out of wedlock in general, and was about to rip into you.

that's not going to work. Now when he gets angry his dick is going to turn green, become huge and tear a hole in his pants. I'm sure some women would love that!

At least he'll never need Viagra!

I thought you were going on about children born out of wedlock in general, and was about to rip into you.

Eh, I have no problem with children born out of wedlock. Just because they're born out of wedlock doesn't mean they won't be raised in a loving and caring home.

that's not going to work. Now when he gets angry his dick is going to turn green, become huge and tear a hole in his pants. I'm sure some women would love that!

...

dude. This needs to happen.

At least he'll never need Viagra!

Just don't make him angry when he's standing behind you in line.





EDIT: 'Less you're into that.

This is why I don't like kids in commercials, at all.

What about this, do you object to using children to make this point?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UehSJlOQj2I

Just don't make him angry when he's standing behind you in line.





EDIT: 'Less you're into that.

He should never go to Castro Street then....

HAH!! You're one of those people who think that last sunday was two sundays ago. You make me smile. You're different from me. :D

The 26th is still this Sunday, November second is officially next week which makes it NEXT Sunday. At any rate the 26th wasn't Halloween either . . .

What about this, do you object to using children to make this point?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UehSJlOQj2I

Once again, I don't like children in commercials, because they don't appeal to the logic side of our brain, they appeal to our emotions only. If I wanted my heart string tugged at, I'd go look at videos of kittens.

Once again, I don't like children in commercials, because they don't appeal to the logic side of our brain, they appeal to our emotions only. If I wanted my heart string tugged at, I'd go look at videos of kittens.

what about pictures of upside-down dogs? (http://upsidedowndogs.com/)

what about pictures of upside-down dogs? (http://upsidedowndogs.com/)

Read my post again, and see tell me if you can figure out what's wrong with what you suggested.

Just don't make him angry when he's standing behind you in line.





EDIT: 'Less you're into that.

Even if he was, this falls into the "Man of Steel Woman of Kleenex" territory.

Even if he was, this falls into the "Man of Steel Woman of Kleenex" territory.

More like Horse meet dumb ass teenager territory. For those who don't get the reference, send me a T'gram and I'll tell you all about it.

Eh, I have no problem with children born out of wedlock. Just because they're born out of wedlock doesn't mean they won't be raised in a loving and caring home.

Yeah fair enough mate, I thought you were saying there was a problem with it. No harm done and nothing to worry about.

The prof can't have a larger hangover than his students, man.

lol, well that's true I suppose. Though got told a story about a friend of mine who tutors at uni and one Saturday night he was out and had been drinking quite heavily while he was sitting against a wall in the street some of his students came across him and started chatting to him, he ended up crashing at their place, so it isn't all that bad, but I suppose being a professor you have to hold yourself up to higher standards.

Oh My Gosh
S.O.S.
I'd be lost and so confused
if a dad is a woman or my mom is a man
Yes on Proposition 8

Bolded the missing lyrics. Apparently this was far too important an issue for a song that rhymes.

The 26th is still this Sunday, November second is officially next week which makes it NEXT Sunday. At any rate the 26th wasn't Halloween either . . .

We'll have to agree to disagree on the whole 'this' vs 'next' vs 'last' verbage...

...and I used the term "Trick-or-Treat", not Halloween. :p AKA when the kids dress up, in order to fetch candy from the 'hood that their parents will eat. For safety reasons, of course.

Paid for by those loving chaps at the Clay Music Ministry, a couple of 7 year olds enlighten us on Proposition 8 through a sweet song,

Hark the Herald Angels sing (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LlItG4raicA&eurl=http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2008/10/28/proposition_8/index.html)

*pats on head*

Seriously, they should have at least used cute kids.


Those fucks cant do anything right.

Seriously, they should have at least used cute kids.

lol, nice call.

What about this, do you object to using children to make this point?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UehSJlOQj2I

Yes. Yes I do. It verges on cynical, as if to say "you can't object to WIDDOE KIUDZ, can you?" Bet your ass I can.

lol, well that's true I suppose. Though got told a story about a friend of mine who tutors at uni and one Saturday night he was out and had been drinking quite heavily while he was sitting against a wall in the street some of his students came across him and started chatting to him, he ended up crashing at their place, so it isn't all that bad, but I suppose being a professor you have to hold yourself up to higher standards.

Sadly, yes. I get excuses from students left and right. The car, the bus, I'm ill, my seventh grandparent died. I've got no problem with whatever causes a student to miss my classes. What I get a bit irked with is the double standard. If I tell someone I'll meet them in my office when they need extra help, and I'm delayed by anything more than five minutes, the student, nine times out of ten, bolts, and I catch hell for it on my evals. Nevermind that I was answering another student's questions after my last class, or had to get my mail or the department chair needs a word with me. When they're gone or late "hey, I'm paying the bill, so what?" but when I'm late, regardless of the reason, "HEY, I'M PAYING YOUR SALARY." I guess I just find it interesting that consequences are not reflexive in some folks' minds.

Well that, and I can't get ploughed on weekdays. And the majority of students are now officially half my age, so I even have to act like I can't see what the young women are not wearing, despite how obvious it is. Being single and male, the spotlight of suspicion is already fixed to flick on if I even breathe funny, so there's that aspect, too.

All that said, I love my gig, and wouldn't want to do anything else...well...maybe for a sabbatical.

We'll have to agree to disagree on the whole 'this' vs 'next' vs 'last' verbage...

...and I used the term "Trick-or-Treat", not Halloween. :p AKA when the kids dress up, in order to fetch candy from the 'hood that their parents will eat. For safety reasons, of course.

Which is an activity done on Halloween. I'm just trying to figure out how you got a bonus day of Trick-or-Treating.