NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok, lets play a game. Rules are simple.. either create (or find) an image of any politician you want; but there is a catch... it has to be 'shopped'. Meaning it has to have been run through photoshop to provide amusing or just plain wierd results! Enjoy!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/comp01.jpg
He just gained some extra pounds over the years, we all know how this story winds up.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/383038uAcy_w.jpg
Barack says: Only Republicans deal in absolutes.

http://newsburglar.com/images/JarJarBush.jpg
Mesa the 43rd President!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/muzikal203/party.gif

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:eek: You better delete that first link, pr0n isn't allowed!

*Bad bad picture*

Don't Link to ED.

What Hyde said. This is for your own protection.

Or at the very least say it isn't safe for work.

Just delete it... I'm not sure if it would be considered OK to link to a ED page, but to porn on ED, certainly not.

Just delete it... I'm not sure if it would be considered OK to link to a ED page, but to porn on ED, certainly not.

They seem to have logged off... poor guy!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/clinton_starwars.jpg
The Saga Continues!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/muzikal203/party.gif

mccain.gif was the best thread ever.

Just delete it... I'm not sure if it would be considered OK to link to a ED page, but to porn on ED, certainly not.
ED is banned because there is porn and porn links all over it.
Posting a pic of porn or a link to it = instant DEAT.

Clear?

Clear?Crystal.

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/t/6/2/obama_matrix.jpg
I like this one. :p

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/5/8/2/obama_walking_on_water.jpg

Its true! You can't deny it now! It was forseen 2000 years ago!

http://imgs.xkcd.com/misc/coolest-est.jpg
Yup.

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/5/8/2/obama_walking_on_water.jpg

Its true! You can't deny it now! It was forseen 2000 years ago!

Fair color match, but the head's too big.

Crystal.

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/t/6/2/obama_matrix.jpg
I like this one. :p

Awesome.

Fair color match, but the head's too big.

Obama is not subject to natural laws, he can change his body proportions at any given time. EG:

http://www.songsforamerica.net/photogallery/new021708/obama-weed.jpg

Why choose when you can combine?

http://comedianforpresident.com/wp-content/hillary_obama_photoshop.jpg

That... is... so... WRONG! :eek:

http://www.fire-pixel.com/temp/obama_base.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3124/2711280494_c777d288ed_o.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/w/A/2/obama_jedi_knight.jpg
"At least give me a kickass death!"
That's right. Barack Obama is SECRETLY Samuel L. Jackson!
Or vice versa. :D

http://publiuspundit.com/Cyborg-Barack-Obama--25331.jpg :eek:

Obama is not subject to natural laws, he can change his body proportions at any given time. EG:
Right, this is the "new, energy economy" he keeps talking about. When he becomes president, he will share with all of us how to convert our earthly bodies into beings of pure light. The only time we will ever have to leave our multidimensional paradise is when we talk with non-Americans (which we shall call "the Matter Men").

I am amussed that this is supposed to be "World Leaders" and most of these are of Obama, who isnt a world leader until Jan.

It's one of those Jolt "time-warp" things. None of these will actually be posted for months.

I am amussed that this is supposed to be "World Leaders" and most of these are of Obama, who isnt a world leader until Jan.

The World loves Obama.

Relax and have a kitten;

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/busheatskitten.jpg

Im also amussed no one has done Ahmenajad yet. Or Chavez. I would do it but I cant photoshop worth a crap

Im also amussed no one has done Ahmenajad yet. Or Chavez. I would do it but I cant photoshop worth a crap

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/Chavez_Dictator.jpg

Every time you masturbate, a Republican eats a kitten?

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/B/G/bush_undercover.jpg
Booyah! That's RIGHT!
Bush is a-!
Wait.
Oops.

am I the only one who thought this thread was about some sort of international shopping spree?

Chavez will just die when he sees the scarf I found him!

am I the only one who thought this thread was about some sort of international shopping spree?

nope. i was mildly disappointed

So they found the missing link...

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm157/cin2008_album/bush_monkey3.jpg

Fidel Castro! (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp0.blogger.com/_mG5NSFst8X4/RqIwnJUAKEI/AAAAAAAAAUk/9Ft6hcfPIf0/s400/fidel_surgery.jpg&imgrefurl=http://cubanamericanpundits.blogspot.com/2007/07/la-cirugia-del-siglo.html&h=400&w=300&sz=21&hl=en&start=1&um=1&usg=__q8m0YskZjqIVycZ-RrZIhp5IHV8=&tbnid=yXz_dk4lE_Nq3M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=93&prev=/images%3Fq%3DFidel%2Bsurgery%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DG)