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What would happen if they took off all the porn on the internet? Would their be massive riots? Would the theft or sell of Playboys and Hustler go up? Personally I agree with Dr. Cox statement on the matter.

2: I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left and it would be called "Bring Back The Porn".

:D

I'm pretty sure nothing important would happen. :p

I'm pretty sure nothing important would happen. :p

Oh....I dunno. Internet porn is very popular. It's bigger than Jesus and The Beatles.

Oh....I dunno. Internet porn is very popular. It's bigger than Jesus and The Beatles.Somebody needs to start a religion. :p

Somebody needs to start a religion. :p

Ron Jeremy can be our first saint! :D

Ron Jeremy can be our first saint! :DYeah! :D
We're so weird. :D

There's porn on the internet? I don't believe it. I mean you're all such good, pure, wholesome, clean-minded ... *gags*

There's porn on the internet? I don't believe it. I mean you're all such good, pure, wholesome, clean-minded ... *gags*I need a wet-suit! It's getting deep in here!
:D :)

I remember the olden times, before the internet. We used to riot everyday because we couldn't get porn.

Or maybe we just shoplifted. It's all a blur.

People would have to consume porn the old fashioned way again?

Somebody needs to start a religion. :pThat's what that new porn is gonna do:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/10/07/2008-10-07_new_details_on_larry_flynts_sarah_palin_.html
Everybody ... erm, comes .... away happy.

Ron Jeremy can be our first saint! :D
St. Ron, Patron Saint of Hedgehogs.

It would ball be replaced, with extras. Within a week.

It would ball be replaced, with extras. Within a week.Would there be a bailout?

.... would there be a DRAFT?

w00t!

Porn is the opium of the masses. If authorities worldwide cooperated to get rid of it, the proletariat would immediately become conscious of their true interests and overthrow the international bourgeoisie.

Porn is the opium of the masses. If authorities worldwide cooperated to get rid of it, the proletariat would immediately become conscious of their true interests and overthrow the international bourgeoisie.:eek:
Andaras LIVES!!!!
:hail:

Oh....I dunno. Internet porn is very popular. It's bigger than Jesus and The Beatles.

Well... some of the men have dangly parts that are bigger than Jesus Christ and the Beatles anyway....



Me, I wouldn't really care. That would just mean I could do web searches without worrying about getting a million pictures of naked cat girl butt sex.

hmmmm if all the porn were removed from the net....

everyone would get busy putting new porn on the net.

Porn is the opium of the masses. If authorities worldwide cooperated to get rid of it, the proletariat would immediately become conscious of their true interests and overthrow the international bourgeoisie.

Love it.

I view hentai, not porn, so it wouldn't affect me at all. *shrugs*

I view hentai, not porn, so it wouldn't affect me at all. *shrugs*

hentai is porn.

I can live without porn, I use the net for other reasons anyhow. :)

The Internet would be less magical :(

I remember the olden times, before the internet. We used to riot everyday because we couldn't get porn.

Or maybe we just shoplifted. It's all a blur.

Da Vinci's Notebook (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYVBNhJ3pc) has your answer.

As for me, I'd be glad to be rid of porn on the Internet, largely because I find it's ease of access detrimental to my usual method of rubbing one out: imagination. But I need my dopamine fix, so I choose the easy route -- and this, O Best Beloved, explains addiction.

Those who normally look to porn for comfort and are unable to get girlfriends for whatever reason will begin killing themselves.

The government would never let porn be banned, otherwise the people would stop fapping and realise how badly all the countries are screwed up! The riots would be immense.

Western civilization as we know it would cease to exist.

Western civilization as we know it would cease to exist.I was waiting for this one! :)

People would have to consume porn the old fashioned way again?

Oh HELL no. I would agitate to get my brand of porn back...but even more, I'd be agitating to get my FREE porn back. After years of not paying a cent for porn, I don't think I could be okay with having to pay. :P

Oh HELL no. I would agitate to get my brand of porn back...but even more, I'd be agitating to get my FREE porn back. After years of not paying a cent for porn, I don't think I could be okay with having to pay. :PNothing is free!
I refuse to believe it! :p

The government would never let porn be banned, otherwise the people would stop fapping and realise how badly all the countries are screwed up! The riots would be immense.

Ah, but the Government, understanding this, would immediately loosen the FCC's strictures on broadcasting fappable material. In short, instead of seeing side-boob or implied sex, we'd see the real thing, and we'd see it damned quick. No Government is so foolish as to release it's heretofore mesmerized and docile population from its torpidity-based control.

Nothing is free!
I refuse to believe it! :p

Free to me. I don't pay for music either :P

Free to me. I don't pay for music either :PTHIEF!
You steal stuff. :(

THIEF!
You steal stuff. :(

Don't we all. :)

Don't we all. :)If I can't afford it, I don't get it.
But maybe I'm the odd man out. :(

If I can't afford it, I don't get it.
But maybe I'm the odd man out. :(

:fluffle:

Keep on truckin' soldier. ;)

:fluffle:

Keep on truckin' soldier. ;)Can do. :)

Can do. :)

Good boy. ;)

Good boy. ;)I'm not your pet. ;)

I'm not your pet. ;)

But for the right amount of money...

But for the right amount of money...Now that you mention it....

I'm not your pet. ;)

Yes you are - you're mine and Nanatsu's plaything now. :D

Yes you are - you're mine and Nanatsu's plaything now. :DOh, I forgot about that.

Oh, I forgot about that.

Yes, you did. Just wait 'till she gets here... I bet she has punishment in mind. :)

Yes, you did. Just wait 'till she gets here... I bet she has punishment in mind. :)Not the whip again! :(
I'll do anything.

Not the whip again! :(
I'll do anything.

Anything? ;)

Not the whip again! :(
I'll do anything.

Excellent. Obedient and fearful. You are a perfect pet.

Anything? ;)Yes. Whips hurt.

Excellent. Obedient and fearful. You are a perfect pet....Do I still have to call you master?

...Do I still have to call you master?

Yes. I am the master, and Nanatsu is the mistress. :)

There's porn on the internet? I don't believe it. I mean you're all such good, pure, wholesome, clean-minded ... *gags*

Yeah I don't believe there is porn on the internet. So all your people who say so:

PICS or it didn't happen!!!

Yeah I don't believe there is porn on the internet. So all your people who say so:

PICS or it didn't happen!!!

actually is screenshot or it didn't happen. I still haven't found the mental-button to take a screenshot irl, its annoying me.

actually is screenshot or it didn't happen. I still haven't found the mental-button to take a screenshot irl, its annoying me.

Don't actually post links or pics of it. You get perma deated

Yes. I am the master, and Nanatsu is the mistress. :)Fine, master. :$

Fine, master. :$

I think this is gonna be fun... :D

I think this is gonna be fun... :DFor you and her, probably. :$

For you and her, probably. :$

You'll grow to like us eventually... :)

Don't actually post links or pics of it. You get perma deated

No really? I never could have guessed that :P

You'll grow to like us eventually... :)This one can but hope.

This one can but hope.

If you are a good boy, we will treat you well. ;)

If you are a good boy, we will treat you well. ;)I'll be on my best behavior! I promise.

I'll be on my best behavior! I promise.

*Throws GF a piece of Fudge*

There's a good boy. :D

*Throws GF a piece of Fudge*

There's a good boy. :DI don't eat candy. :(
An apple would make me happy. :)

I don't eat candy. :(
An apple would make me happy. :)

Ah, very well.

*Tosses a Granny smith*

I'll eat the Fudge then. :D

Ah, very well.

*Tosses a Granny smith*

I'll eat the Fudge then. :DYay! And, OK. :)