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What would...

Wilgrove
26-10-2008, 07:15
What would happen if they took off all the porn on the internet? Would their be massive riots? Would the theft or sell of Playboys and Hustler go up? Personally I agree with Dr. Cox statement on the matter.

2: I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left and it would be called "Bring Back The Porn".

:D
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 07:17
I'm pretty sure nothing important would happen. :p
Wilgrove
26-10-2008, 07:20
I'm pretty sure nothing important would happen. :p

Oh....I dunno. Internet porn is very popular. It's bigger than Jesus and The Beatles.
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 07:22
Oh....I dunno. Internet porn is very popular. It's bigger than Jesus and The Beatles.Somebody needs to start a religion. :p
Wilgrove
26-10-2008, 07:24
Somebody needs to start a religion. :p

Ron Jeremy can be our first saint! :D
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 07:27
Ron Jeremy can be our first saint! :DYeah! :D
We're so weird. :D
Anti-Social Darwinism
26-10-2008, 07:28
There's porn on the internet? I don't believe it. I mean you're all such good, pure, wholesome, clean-minded ... *gags*
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 07:29
There's porn on the internet? I don't believe it. I mean you're all such good, pure, wholesome, clean-minded ... *gags*I need a wet-suit! It's getting deep in here!
:D :)
Lacadaemon
26-10-2008, 07:32
I remember the olden times, before the internet. We used to riot everyday because we couldn't get porn.

Or maybe we just shoplifted. It's all a blur.
Snafturi
26-10-2008, 08:23
People would have to consume porn the old fashioned way again?
The Brevious
26-10-2008, 10:43
Somebody needs to start a religion. :pThat's what that new porn is gonna do:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/10/07/2008-10-07_new_details_on_larry_flynts_sarah_palin_.html
Everybody ... erm, comes .... away happy.
The Brevious
26-10-2008, 10:44
Ron Jeremy can be our first saint! :D
St. Ron, Patron Saint of Hedgehogs.
The imperian empire
26-10-2008, 11:14
It would ball be replaced, with extras. Within a week.
The Brevious
26-10-2008, 11:15
It would ball be replaced, with extras. Within a week.Would there be a bailout?

.... would there be a DRAFT?

w00t!
Dumb Ideologies
26-10-2008, 11:20
Porn is the opium of the masses. If authorities worldwide cooperated to get rid of it, the proletariat would immediately become conscious of their true interests and overthrow the international bourgeoisie.
The Brevious
26-10-2008, 11:24
Porn is the opium of the masses. If authorities worldwide cooperated to get rid of it, the proletariat would immediately become conscious of their true interests and overthrow the international bourgeoisie.:eek:
Andaras LIVES!!!!
:hail:
SaintB
26-10-2008, 11:27
Oh....I dunno. Internet porn is very popular. It's bigger than Jesus and The Beatles.

Well... some of the men have dangly parts that are bigger than Jesus Christ and the Beatles anyway....



Me, I wouldn't really care. That would just mean I could do web searches without worrying about getting a million pictures of naked cat girl butt sex.
Ashmoria
26-10-2008, 14:22
hmmmm if all the porn were removed from the net....

everyone would get busy putting new porn on the net.
Sirmomo1
26-10-2008, 14:24
Porn is the opium of the masses. If authorities worldwide cooperated to get rid of it, the proletariat would immediately become conscious of their true interests and overthrow the international bourgeoisie.

Love it.
South Lorenya
26-10-2008, 15:42
I view hentai, not porn, so it wouldn't affect me at all. *shrugs*
Wilgrove
26-10-2008, 15:50
I view hentai, not porn, so it wouldn't affect me at all. *shrugs*

hentai is porn.
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 16:43
I can live without porn, I use the net for other reasons anyhow. :)
Kulikovia
26-10-2008, 16:48
The Internet would be less magical :(
Intangelon
26-10-2008, 16:48
I remember the olden times, before the internet. We used to riot everyday because we couldn't get porn.

Or maybe we just shoplifted. It's all a blur.

Da Vinci's Notebook (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYVBNhJ3pc) has your answer.

As for me, I'd be glad to be rid of porn on the Internet, largely because I find it's ease of access detrimental to my usual method of rubbing one out: imagination. But I need my dopamine fix, so I choose the easy route -- and this, O Best Beloved, explains addiction.
Kulikovia
26-10-2008, 17:02
Those who normally look to porn for comfort and are unable to get girlfriends for whatever reason will begin killing themselves.
Rubgish
26-10-2008, 17:08
The government would never let porn be banned, otherwise the people would stop fapping and realise how badly all the countries are screwed up! The riots would be immense.
New Drakonia
26-10-2008, 18:01
Western civilization as we know it would cease to exist.
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 18:03
Western civilization as we know it would cease to exist.I was waiting for this one! :)
Neesika
26-10-2008, 18:03
People would have to consume porn the old fashioned way again?

Oh HELL no. I would agitate to get my brand of porn back...but even more, I'd be agitating to get my FREE porn back. After years of not paying a cent for porn, I don't think I could be okay with having to pay. :P
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 18:04
Oh HELL no. I would agitate to get my brand of porn back...but even more, I'd be agitating to get my FREE porn back. After years of not paying a cent for porn, I don't think I could be okay with having to pay. :PNothing is free!
I refuse to believe it! :p
Intangelon
26-10-2008, 18:09
The government would never let porn be banned, otherwise the people would stop fapping and realise how badly all the countries are screwed up! The riots would be immense.

Ah, but the Government, understanding this, would immediately loosen the FCC's strictures on broadcasting fappable material. In short, instead of seeing side-boob or implied sex, we'd see the real thing, and we'd see it damned quick. No Government is so foolish as to release it's heretofore mesmerized and docile population from its torpidity-based control.
Neesika
26-10-2008, 18:12
Nothing is free!
I refuse to believe it! :p

Free to me. I don't pay for music either :P
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 18:13
Free to me. I don't pay for music either :PTHIEF!
You steal stuff. :(
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 18:14
THIEF!
You steal stuff. :(

Don't we all. :)
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 18:15
Don't we all. :)If I can't afford it, I don't get it.
But maybe I'm the odd man out. :(
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 18:17
If I can't afford it, I don't get it.
But maybe I'm the odd man out. :(

:fluffle:

Keep on truckin' soldier. ;)
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 18:18
:fluffle:

Keep on truckin' soldier. ;)Can do. :)
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 18:22
Can do. :)

Good boy. ;)
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 18:28
Good boy. ;)I'm not your pet. ;)
Intangelon
26-10-2008, 18:29
I'm not your pet. ;)

But for the right amount of money...
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 18:31
But for the right amount of money...Now that you mention it....
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 18:31
I'm not your pet. ;)

Yes you are - you're mine and Nanatsu's plaything now. :D
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 18:32
Yes you are - you're mine and Nanatsu's plaything now. :DOh, I forgot about that.
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 18:43
Oh, I forgot about that.

Yes, you did. Just wait 'till she gets here... I bet she has punishment in mind. :)
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 18:46
Yes, you did. Just wait 'till she gets here... I bet she has punishment in mind. :)Not the whip again! :(
I'll do anything.
Rubgish
26-10-2008, 18:47
Not the whip again! :(
I'll do anything.

Anything? ;)
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 18:47
Not the whip again! :(
I'll do anything.

Excellent. Obedient and fearful. You are a perfect pet.
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 18:49
Anything? ;)Yes. Whips hurt.

Excellent. Obedient and fearful. You are a perfect pet....Do I still have to call you master?
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 18:50
...Do I still have to call you master?

Yes. I am the master, and Nanatsu is the mistress. :)
Zilam
26-10-2008, 18:51
There's porn on the internet? I don't believe it. I mean you're all such good, pure, wholesome, clean-minded ... *gags*

Yeah I don't believe there is porn on the internet. So all your people who say so:

PICS or it didn't happen!!!
Rubgish
26-10-2008, 18:52
Yeah I don't believe there is porn on the internet. So all your people who say so:

PICS or it didn't happen!!!

actually is screenshot or it didn't happen. I still haven't found the mental-button to take a screenshot irl, its annoying me.
Zilam
26-10-2008, 18:53
actually is screenshot or it didn't happen. I still haven't found the mental-button to take a screenshot irl, its annoying me.

Don't actually post links or pics of it. You get perma deated
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 18:56
Yes. I am the master, and Nanatsu is the mistress. :)Fine, master. :$
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 18:59
Fine, master. :$

I think this is gonna be fun... :D
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 19:03
I think this is gonna be fun... :DFor you and her, probably. :$
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 19:03
For you and her, probably. :$

You'll grow to like us eventually... :)
Rubgish
26-10-2008, 19:05
Don't actually post links or pics of it. You get perma deated

No really? I never could have guessed that :P
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 19:10
You'll grow to like us eventually... :)This one can but hope.
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 19:12
This one can but hope.

If you are a good boy, we will treat you well. ;)
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 19:15
If you are a good boy, we will treat you well. ;)I'll be on my best behavior! I promise.
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 19:17
I'll be on my best behavior! I promise.

*Throws GF a piece of Fudge*

There's a good boy. :D
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 19:17
*Throws GF a piece of Fudge*

There's a good boy. :DI don't eat candy. :(
An apple would make me happy. :)
Vampire Knight Zero
26-10-2008, 19:19
I don't eat candy. :(
An apple would make me happy. :)

Ah, very well.

*Tosses a Granny smith*

I'll eat the Fudge then. :D
Gauntleted Fist
26-10-2008, 19:19
Ah, very well.

*Tosses a Granny smith*

I'll eat the Fudge then. :DYay! And, OK. :)