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So the subject of antiperspirant came up yesterday and an argument appeared (because what else am I going to do with a girl in her room when its clear I don't have a cock anymore)

anyway what is your favorite deodorant particularly in the lynx/axe brand?

I prefer the dimension myself because I'm one of the few people who actually wear it in an endless see of Africa which I like to think makes me special (plus it smells nice)

If Britain was a deodorant? Wet, mildewy, somehow stuffy and with a faint whiff of lard fried fish and chips. :p

If Britain was a deodorant? Wet, mildewy, somehow stuffy and with a faint whiff of lard fried fish and chips. :p

I was thinking more of stale fags and old people myself

anyway what is your favorite deodorant particularly in the lynx/axe brand?

I prefer the dimension myself because I'm one of the few people who actually wear it in an endless see of Africa which I like to think makes me special (plus it smells nice)

Axe/Lynx? Have you been huffing your own deoderant?

I have no respect for you whatsoever.

I have no respect for you whatsoever.

:eek2: but what other crappy presents are male family members to give one another?

Like lavender mixed with something funky. :tongue:

If Britain was a deodorant it would smell of GLORY

:eek2: but what other crappy presents are male family members to give one another?

Why do you even need to ask? It's not crappy, it's amazing. (http://www.packaging-gateway.com/projects/diageobottling/images/5-johnny-walker.jpg)

Now, Axe is more entertaining if the gift giver includes a butane lighter with it.

anyway what is your favorite deodorant particularly in the lynx/axe brand?


My mental images...

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I dunno, but I wouldn't apply either to my armpits. But then again I don't do that with deodorant either.

Rain, vinegar, curry and fish & chips.

Certainly not AXE according to AXE commercials. Only Sweden can be that seductive, IMPO.

I don't think I can answer, because I'm relatively certain that "Oi Mate" can't be turned into a sent.

If britain would be a deodorant, it would smell like the food; awful :p

It would just be a private-label version of America-scented deodorant.

I just went there.

Like America's ass?

The British wear deodorant?

The British wear deodorant?

Of course we do. I think you've got us confused with the French...

Of course we do. I think you've got us confused with the French...

I just assumed because youre Europian..:p

I just assumed because youre Europian..:p

Well, when there's a strong wind in the wrong direction, the smell produced by a diet almost entirely made up of garlic as well as an average of three years without washing or using deodorant does sometimes drift across the Channel. But its not us Brits who are making the smell, we're just innocent victims.

If britain would be a deodorant, it would smell like the food; awful :p

At least we have food.

At least we have food.

I wouldn't call that food :p

I wouldn't call that food :p

What's wrong with Welshcakes, fish and chips, steak and kidney pie etc?

I wouldn't call that food :p
That's why we have restaurants from every corner of the world.

That's why we have restaurants from every corner of the world.

Indeed. Don't like our food? Then you can simply eat any other type of food that takes your fancy.

Indeed. Don't like our food? Then you can simply eat any other type of food that takes your fancy.

The only thing that disappointed me was that I couldn't find any Polish restaurants.

The only thing that disappointed me was that I couldn't find any Polish restaurants.

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Yeah...I love Polish foods with an ungodly passion, and the only place to get them at home is me making them.

The only thing that disappointed me was that I couldn't find any Polish restaurants.

Honestly. If you want polish food in Britain so badly, just buy some fish and chips and spray Mr Sheen over them.

Yeah...I love Polish foods with an ungodly passion, and the only place to get them at home is me making them.

I meant are you serious you couldn't find a Polish restaurant?

smell like tea

If Britain was a deodorant it would smell of GLORY

A broken down old man dreaming of past glory

Like cheap deodorant mixed with fags and excessive hair gel.

London would smell like a bottom. Because it is.

Essence of HUZZAH!

London would smell like a bottom. Because it is.

Yeah. J Lo's bum. Big and wonderful.

I use Mitchum's unscented.

I imagine that Britain would smell a bit like an old sweaty saddle drenched in violets.

Yeah. J Lo's bum. Big and wonderful.

J Lo still makes poos out of that hole. Even if you feel like fucking it, it's not something you'd want to put your nose in everyday.

If there is an anus to the G20 london is it.

I feel like you've made this post before.. it was just as wrong then.

London is the greatest city in the world.

So the subject of antiperspirant came up yesterday and an argument appeared (because what else am I going to do with a girl in her room when its clear I don't have a cock anymore)

anyway what is your favorite deodorant particularly in the lynx/axe brand?

I prefer the dimension myself because I'm one of the few people who actually wear it in an endless see of Africa which I like to think makes me special (plus it smells nice)

Vice or Pulse because Africa got old


the 'Britain' deodourant would smell like Stephen Fry's left armpit, i belive

London is the greatest city in the world.

In stupid land.

I thought of "English Rose" but that's to corny so I settled on "Ophelia's potpourri":

There’s Rosemary, that’s for Remembrance. Pray you, love, remember. And there is Pansies, that’s for Thoughts.
Laertes A document in madness! Thoughts and remembrance fitted.
Ophelia There’s Fennell for you, and columbines. There’s rue for you, and here’s some for me. We may call it Herb of Grace o ’Sundays. Oh you must wear your rue with a difference! There’s a daisy. I would give you some Violets, but they wither’d all when my Father died. They say, he made a good end.

Flowers with attitude!

Kippers. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kippers)

I FUCKING LOVE KIPPERS.

I also quite like smoked herring.

Ahh... que Cushy Butterfield

In any event the only good kippers are from Craster. (Or a Sekrit place in North Shields called Hadaways).

I FUCKING LOVE KIPPERS.

I also quite like smoked herring.

Ahh... que Cushy Butterfield

In any event the only good kippers are from Craster. (Or a Sekrit place in North Shields called Hadaways).

What's a kipper?

What's a kipper?

Smoked herring. Or lady parts.

In either case I stand by my former statements.

So the subject of antiperspirant came up yesterday and an argument appeared (because what else am I going to do with a girl in her room when its clear I don't have a cock anymore)

Why did it come up in the bedroom? Did you smell or something because really that would stop you from doing what you should be doing.

anyway what is your favorite deodorant particularly in the lynx/axe brand?

If we are talking Lynx then my two favourite 'smells' are Click and Vice.

Why did it come up in the bedroom? Did you smell or something because really that would stop you from doing what you should be doing.

worse. Hollyoaks was on

If we are talking Lynx then my two favourite 'smells' are Click and Vice.

Vice or Pulse

I'm beginning to see a pattern here

I'm a brit and I tend to give off a sweet odour - And I use a nice shower gel to keep myself fresh anyhow. :)

What's a kipper?

Perhaps you missed the fact that I linked to the wikipedia page on kippers? :p

I'm beginning to see a pattern here

NSGers are too cheap to buy proper perfume (or whatever the male version may be called)?

worse. Hollyoaks was on

Who or what is Hollyoaks?

I'm beginning to see a pattern here

What's that?

Who or what is Hollyoaks?

a soap with teenage girls as the target audience in short

also happens to bring out the worst in me :p

NSGers are too cheap to buy proper perfume (or whatever the male version may be called)?

What's that?

that NS'ers really don't care and will just grab the first one they see

I can't think of a smell, but I can think of an image - a middle-aged guy trying to act "hip and cool", but failing, who was actually likeable when just being himself.

Hope that's not too off-topic.

a soap with teenage girls as the target audience in short

also happens to bring out the worst in me :p

Ah I see

NSGers are too cheap to buy proper perfume (or whatever the male version may be called)?

that NS'ers really don't care and will just grab the first one they see

Hey I have proper Cologne quite a few different bottles, but I only place that one when I am going out to dinner, a night out or somewhere special if it just around the town I just bother with deodorant.

Tell me Call to Power what is your favourite Lynk/Axe product?

Wet brick with a slight touch of moss?

A wet dog, that was disillusioned and unemployed.