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http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Bloomfield.2.847628.html

PITTSBURGH (KDKA) ― Police sources tell KDKA that a campaign worker has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter "B" in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.

Ashley Todd, 20, of Texas, initially told police that she was robbed at an ATM in Bloomfield and that the suspect became enraged and started beating her after seeing her GOP sticker on her car.

Police investigating the alleged attack, however, began to notice some inconsistencies in her story and administered a polygraph test.

Authorities, however, declined to release the results of that test.

Investigators did say that they received photos from the ATM machine and "the photographs were verified as not being the victim making the transaction."

This afternoon, a Pittsburgh police commander told KDKA Investigator Marty Griffin that [b]Todd confessed to making up the story.[b]

Sort of takes the wind out of Hotwife's sails, eh?

But this is the part that confused me, and it's probably due to a weak understanding of the law, but:

The commander added that Todd will face charges; but police have not commented on what those charges will be.

What sort of charges could she be brought up on?

Ok... the USA is mad. This is proof. :p

Sort of takes the wind out of Hotwife's sails, eh?

doubtful. those sails fill on bluster alone.

doubtful. those sails fill on bluster alone.

Well, bluster, Bushevism and the final breath of many dead Muslims.

Clearly, this is just the librul media trying to get Barack Hussein Obama, who is a Muslim A-rab, elected.

What sort of charges could she be brought up on?

filing false police report, probably


btw, does anyone know if there has been any actual left-wing political violence of note this year? i mean, we have at least a couple right-wing political murders already, and i'm having a hard time thinking of anything from the other side.

What sort of charges could she be brought up on?
probably filing a false report?

and it's funny. our news outlet just reported the story of that attack and that it wasn't false.

What sort of charges could she be brought up on?

Falsifying a call to Emergency Services is a misdemeanor in Pennsylvania.

http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Bloomfield.2.847628.html



Sort of takes the wind out of Hotwife's sails, eh?

But this is the part that confused me, and it's probably due to a weak understanding of the law, but:



What sort of charges could she be brought up on?

Mischief? I know you can be punished for wasting a police officer's time. Probably just a fine though.

First Caribou Barbie starts up the crown on the "Obama iz buddee buddees wit turrists" tripe.

Next we have a Republican group in California sending e-mail with a degrading stereotype of Black Americans aimed at Obama in particular- even to their own Black Republican constituents.

Now we have a woman faking a robbery and vandalism and trying to blame it on Dem Ebil Libruls.

Much I can't stand McSame, I almost wouldn't blame him if he was weeping in a dark corner of the earth somewhere at this point.

Almost.

False report and obstruction of justice. Stuff like that can be pretty serious if the officers involved could be spending their time on other crimes.

Ah, I wasn't aware that was a crime.

But that makes a lot of sense.

And then on top of the criminal charges, she could possibly be billed for the police service she wasted with this crap.

I just heard about this. I hope that they make an example of her.

anybody have an explanation that doesn't include racism and race-baiting as reasons for doing this?

anybody have an explanation that doesn't include racism and race-baiting as reasons for doing this?

Partisanism and Party-baiting?

Partisanism and Party-baiting?

would be more plausible if the 'attacker' wasn't described as a big black man trying to coerce her into supporting obama

would be more plausible if the 'attacker' wasn't described as a big black man trying to coerce her into supporting obama

I see the racism as an optional accessory to the whole Obamaphobia.

http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Bloomfield.2.847628.html



Sort of takes the wind out of Hotwife's sails, eh?

But this is the part that confused me, and it's probably due to a weak understanding of the law, but:



What sort of charges could she be brought up on?

You mean....DK was wrong? And *gasp* someone in the McCain campaign is telling lies? Lies that might be dangerous?


I hope they throw the book at this ****.

anybody have an explanation that doesn't include racism and race-baiting as reasons for doing this?

Mental illness? Really, same reason as the girl who carved a swastika into her own body. She wanted attention, and was sufficiently disturbed enough to invent a false story.

Ah, I wasn't aware that was a crime.

But that makes a lot of sense.

Whenever you file a police report, you sign it, swearing that the statements you made were true to the best of your knowledge and recollection.

Lying on a police report is, essentially, perjury. And oh yes, it's illegal.

Whenever you file a police report, you sign it, swearing that the statements you made were true to the best of your knowledge and recollection.

Lying on a police report is, essentially, perjury. And oh yes, it's illegal.

Something like 6 years illegal, isnt it?

I hope that B she carved stays forever on her as a visible scar, so that she, and everyone around her, has a constant reminder of her stupidity.

Sort of takes the wind out of Hotwife's sails, eh?He was running on the hot air we were spouting anyway.
What sort of charges could she be brought up on?False reporting of a crime. It's against the law over here, I'd imagine wasting the police's time like that is against the law in the US as well.

I hope that B she carved stays forever on her as a visible scar, so that she, and everyone round here, have a constant reminder of her stupidity.

And if that doesn't suffice, we can have a televised ceremony where Bill Engvall officially hands her The Sign.

Here's to the desperate efforts of all those crazy McSame supporters out there.

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/SaneMadness/Failboat.jpg

Whenever you file a police report, you sign it, swearing that the statements you made were true to the best of your knowledge and recollection.

Lying on a police report is, essentially, perjury. And oh yes, it's illegal.

I'm embarrassed now, given the number of you guys who knew this.

*goes off to Civics 101*

You mean....DK was wrong? And *gasp* someone in the McCain campaign is telling lies? Lies that might be dangerous?


I hope they throw the book at this ****.
sorry. this time it's one person. unless the McCain camp was stupid enough to say they orchestrated this.

anybody have an explanation that doesn't include racism and race-baiting as reasons for doing this?
wants her 15 mins of fame?
Mental illness?

First Caribou Barbie starts up the crown on the "Obama iz buddee buddees wit turrists" tripe.

Next we have a Republican group in California sending e-mail with a degrading stereotype of Black Americans aimed at Obama in particular- even to their own Black Republican constituents.

Now we have a woman faking a robbery and vandalism and trying to blame it on Dem Ebil Libruls.

Much I can't stand McSame, I almost wouldn't blame him if he was weeping in a dark corner of the earth somewhere at this point.

Almost.

Don't forget the "Black" bear that was killed in North Carolina then plastered with Obama Biden signs.
http://www.wyff4.com/news/17764161/detail.html

I'm embarrassed now, given the number of you guys who knew this.

*goes off to Civics 101*

I have to admit... I knew it, too. Really not helping, huh?

I have to admit... I knew it, too. Really not helping, huh?

*seppuku*

You have a TG.

Don't forget the "Black" bear that was killed in North Carolina then plastered with Obama Biden signs.
http://www.wyff4.com/news/17764161/detail.html

Now if forensics can connect the rounds used on the bear with Caribou Barbie's rifle somehow, we'll have a slam dunk conviction!

[/CSILawAndOrderCrimeDrama]

Don't forget the "Black" bear that was killed in North Carolina then plastered with Obama Biden signs.
http://www.wyff4.com/news/17764161/detail.html

http://www.wyff4.com/news/17773643/detail.html

Students said it was "Just a prank" and the signs were to keep blood from getting in the truck bed.


As a pickup owner myself I have to say, bullshit. You can just hose it out.

anybody have an explanation that doesn't include racism and race-baiting as reasons for doing this?
It struck me as an act of desperation fueled by the conviction that her candidate was going to lose.

http://www.wyff4.com/news/17773643/detail.html

Students said it was "Just a prank" and the signs were to keep blood from getting in the truck bed.


As a pickup owner myself I have to say, bullshit. You can just hose it out.

And who the hell shoots a bear just to leave the carcass there? Complete waste.

Mental illness? Really, same reason as the girl who carved a swastika into her own body. She wanted attention, and was sufficiently disturbed enough to invent a false story.
Looks like the po-po have the same worry:

Bryant said somebody charged with making a false report would typically be cited and sent a summons. But because police have concerns about Todd's mental health, they are consulting with the Allegheny County District Attorney. She remained in custody and was awaiting arraignment.



http://www.philly.com/philly/wires/ap/news/state/pennsylvania/20081024_ap_policemccainvolunteermadeuprobberystory.html

http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Bloomfield.2.847628.html



Sort of takes the wind out of Hotwife's sails, eh?

But this is the part that confused me, and it's probably due to a weak understanding of the law, but:



What sort of charges could she be brought up on?

I bet the B was drawn backwards.
Reminds when a girl claims she got beat up by skin heads and they drew a swastika on her forehead. problem was the swastika was backwards because it was drawn in the mirror.

I bet the B was drawn backwards.


Safe bet to make, considering there are pictures and the articles all say it was.

I bet the B was drawn backwards.

You would win that bet.

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/24/mccain-campaign-volunteer-admits-alleged-attack-hoax/

I'm a bit surprised, really, that she would do something so stupid. But I really shouldn't be. Some people do crazy things when they're feeling desperate.

I bet the B was drawn backwards.
Reminds when a girl claims she got beat up by skin heads and they drew a swastika on her forehead. problem was the swastika was backwards because it was drawn in the mirror.No one claims Nazis are educated enoug to know the difference. Heck, the Nazi scrawlings I see on my way to the trainstation generally have a bunch of spelling errors.
Safe bet to make, considering there are pictures and the articles all say it was.On its own not very compelling evidence, seeing as it could be an upside down B which could have been carved by a dumb assailant while she was floored.

On its own not very compelling evidence, seeing as it could be an upside down B which could have been carved by a dumb assailant while she was floored.

Based on her own statement as to how she was restrained while the B was supposedly being carved, it's immediately suspcious. Her own police report said he sat on her chest while pinning her arms down with his knees.

*seppuku*

You have a TG.

Been there, checked that, sorted it out.


On topic - is there some way they can treat the wound received, such that there will be permanent, obvious scarring?

That would seem fitting.

Been there, checked that, sorted it out.


On topic - is there some way they can treat the wound received, such that there will be permanent, obvious scarring?

That would seem fitting.

According to the police, it's barely a stratch. Almost like if you took the point of a knife and dragged it across your skin repeatedly. It would redden your skin, but it certainly wouldn't scar. I think any "treatment" of the wound that would result in obvious scarring would involve assaulting her.

Based on her own statement as to how she was restrained while the B was supposedly being carved, it's immediately suspcious. Her own police report said he sat on her chest while pinning her arms down with his knees.That would break the "not on its own" prerequisite. And that does make it suspicious. What had my spidey senses tingling was the description of the assailant reminiscient of the one given by the mother that drowned her children and that the entire thing happened off camera.
Been there, checked that, sorted it out.


On topic - is there some way they can treat the wound received, such that there will be permanent, obvious scarring?

That would seem fitting.I dunno, seems cruel and unusual, and unnecessarily so in my opinion. If she's really got mental issues then it could be she wasn't entirely responsible.

I dunno, seems cruel and unusual, and unnecessarily so in my opinion. If she's really got mental issues then it could be she wasn't entirely responsible.

Well she is a McCain supporter [/cheapshot]

well she is a mccain supporter [/cheapshot]QED =D

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That would break the "not on its own" prerequisite. And that does make it suspicious. What had my spidey senses tingling was the description of the assailant reminiscient of the one given by the mother that drowned her children and that the entire thing happened off camera.
Six-foot-four black male?

That's a popular description...

Six-foot-four black male?

That's a popular description...

I think it's some sort of pre-programmed fear from the media.

So, word from DK on this? Can I use the title of his troll thread and answer with "it's not an idiotic lie if a Republican does it"?

Also, I wonder if it'll scar her for life. Or get infected.

:)

Six-foot-four black male?

That's a popular description...

It must be Obama wearing tall shoes! Alert the presses!

I bet the B was drawn backwards.
Reminds when a girl claims she got beat up by skin heads and they drew a swastika on her forehead. problem was the swastika was backwards because it was drawn in the mirror.

But there's no such thing as a backwards swaztika. It's "correct" no matter which way the points are pointing.

But there's no such thing as a backwards swaztika. It's "correct" no matter which way the points are pointing.

Not if you're doing a Nazi swastika. then the outer 'flanges' have to point clockwise.

But if you're just drawing runes or a broken cross, then you can do whichever you wish.

Also, I wonder if it'll scar her for life. Or get infected.

:)

Um... Okay. Am I understanding correctly that you are gleefully hoping this obviously mentally unhealthy Republican girl will be scarred for life, or suffer from an infection?

Sorry, but that's just wrong.

She made a stupid, stupid mistake, and I just hope that she'll get the proper medical attention she needs for her physical and mental injury, and get on with her life.

Um... Okay. Am I understanding correctly that you are gleefully hoping this obviously mentally unhealthy Republican girl will be scarred for life, or suffer from an infection?

Sorry, but that's just wrong.

She made a stupid, stupid mistake, and I just hope that she'll get the proper medical attention she needs for her physical and mental injury, and get on with her life.

Nope, I'm just wondering. *Shrugs*

And smiling. :p

But, to be sure, I claim to be right about Iraq and Iraq alone. Everything else, I wing it. So I may be wrong.

At any rate, this time I'm not alone: KoL was more... clear... than I was. *Shrugs*

I'm just tired of Republicans pulling this kind of crap they've pulled for 8 years. Listing:

- "Anti-American";
- "Real America";
- "God is on our side" (That's right, children: Gott f-ing mit f-ing uns!);
- "Vote for us or gays will marry";
- "Obama wants to teach sex to kindergarteners (sp?)";
- Disenfranchising voters;
- Voting fraud;
- Claims that Obama is a Muslim/Terrorist (and that these terms are interchangeable!);
- Swift-boating;
- A myriad of other stunts, of which this one is only the latest.

So, yes, I'm fed up.

Nope, I'm just wondering. *Shrugs*

And smiling. :p

But, to be sure, I claim to be right about Iraq and Iraq alone. Everything else, I wing it.

Mmmkay. Whatever.

*Sigh*

I need to argue with somebody. :(

I want this election over with so we can talk about something new.

Um... Okay. Am I understanding correctly that you are gleefully hoping this obviously mentally unhealthy Republican girl will be scarred for life, or suffer from an infection?

Sorry, but that's just wrong.

She made a stupid, stupid mistake, and I just hope that she'll get the proper medical attention she needs for her physical and mental injury, and get on with her life.

What if she's not 'mentally unhealthy' to any clinical degree?

What if she's just a douche?

What if she's not 'mentally unhealthy' to any clinical degree?

What if she's just a douche?

Mutilating yourself, perhaps for life, for the sake of making a minor political ruckus during an election season?

I should hope that's considering mentally unhealthy in the US. If not that raises a number of questions about the average American psyche.

What if she's not 'mentally unhealthy' to any clinical degree?

What if she's just a douche?

I believe I'd still be wrong. But who cares? ^_^

Mutilating yourself, perhaps for life, for the sake of making a minor political ruckus during an election season?

A really, REALLY big douche.

Six-foot-four black male?

That's a popular description...

...crap, I'm almost 6'4"

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Mutilating yourself, perhaps for life, for the sake of making a minor political ruckus during an election season?

I should hope that's considering mentally unhealthy in the US. If not that raises a number of questions about the average American psyche.

Mutilating yourself for life? It's a scratch, not a cut to the bone.

It's not even close to being the most extreme act I've seen in this election run-up, either. The headshot on a baby bear strikes me as a lot more extreme.

Mutilating yourself for life? It's a scratch, not a cut to the bone.

It's not even close to being the most extreme act I've seen in this election run-up, either. The headshot on a baby bear strikes me as a lot more extreme.

BTW, call me a moron, but I didn't quite get it. Why the bear?

Mutilating yourself, perhaps for life

have you seen the picture? i've written my initials on people like that.

BTW, call me a moron, but I didn't quite get it. Why the bear?

Never really seen an explanation.

I assume it was something about shock value, and intimidation. A headshot is a headshot, you know? Tie a sign round it's neck, and it's a bit like dropping a severed horse head into someone's bed...

But, I suppose there could be some kind of racial undertone. Although I'd be at a loss to describe exactly how.

have you seen the picture? i've written my initials on people like that.

Please tell me "written my initials" isn't a sexual euphemism, or else I'm gonna puke hard, I'm gonna puke strong and I'm gonna puke fast.

Never really seen an explanation.

I assume it was something about shock value, and intimidation. A headshot is a headshot, you know? Tie a sign round it's neck, and it's a bit like dropping a severed horse head into someone's bed...

But, I suppose there could be some kind of racial undertone. Although I'd be at a loss to describe exactly how.

So you can't call me a moron without calling yourself a moron?

Ah well. I guess I'll go without my daily quota of insults to my intelligence. ;)

So you can't call me a moron without calling yourself a moron?

Ah well. I guess I'll go without my daily quota of insults to my intelligence. ;)

Well, if you really want, I can still call you a moron. :)

I wanted to help, but I really don't get quite what they were trying to achieve, other than shock value... and being asshats.

Please tell me "written my initials" isn't a sexual euphemism

i'll deny the euphemism part

anybody have an explanation that doesn't include racism and race-baiting as reasons for doing this?
The story mentions some possible history of mental problems.

The story mentions some possible history of mental problems.

Well, considering racism itself is a mental disorder and all racists are, by definition, retards...

i'll deny the euphemism part

Okay: That woman looks like an egg with some hair on it. And you're telling me...

*Puking his liver*

...that you...

*Puking his lungs*

...with someone that looked like THAT?

Well, if you really want, I can still call you a moron. :)

Nah, it won't FEEL the same.

Thanks for the thought, however. :)

Well, considering racism itself is a mental disorder and all racists are, by definition, retards...
Claiming that she was robbed by a random black guy isn't necessarily racism...

...with someone that looked like THAT?

written like that, rather than on a person who looked like that

Nah, it won't FEEL the same.

Thanks for the thought, however. :)

What can I say, I'm just a naturally benevolent person. I'll call you a moron anytime... :D

Selfless. That's what I am.

written like that, rather than on a person who looked like that

You know, it's getting a little close to psycho territory when you're defending your view that a certain woman doesn't pass your minimum levels for carving her up...

Claiming that she was robbed by a random black guy isn't necessarily racism...

the claim wasn't just that she was robbed by a random black guy, but that a giant black man was out to rape her into supporting obama. the whole thing just screams racist fantasy.

You know, it's getting a little close to psycho territory when you're defending your view that a certain woman doesn't pass your minimum levels for carving her up...

hey, not everyone is worthy of my signature

Never really seen an explanation.

I assume it was something about shock value, and intimidation. A headshot is a headshot, you know? Tie a sign round it's neck, and it's a bit like dropping a severed horse head into someone's bed...

But, I suppose there could be some kind of racial undertone. Although I'd be at a loss to describe exactly how.

it was a black bear

it was a black bear

I wondered about that, actually... but I couldn't remember what flavour of bear it was, and I didn't want to venture too far on too little information.

I knew this was baloney the minute I heard it. Backwards "B"? Wow, what a deep thug, aggravated theft over $60 and wants the victim to see B in the mirror.

the claim wasn't just that she was robbed by a random black guy, but that a giant black man was out to rape her into supporting obama. the whole thing just screams racist fantasy.

And had police not proven the story as a desperate partisan bunk, the McCain Mob would be screaming out "See? This is further proof that Dirty Moslem ****** Bastard is friends with terrorists!"

And had police not proven the story as a desperate partisan bunk, the McCain Mob would be screaming out "See? This is further proof that Dirty Moslem ****** Bastard is friends with terrorists!"

even better, it turns out the mccain campaign itself actually was pushing the story for just that reason. like the editors noted on the poorman awhile back, it turns out that these rats are more than willing to fuck themselves. in fact, it all looks sorta like a party-wide cry for help at this point.

She should be punished to the same degree that Tawana Brawley was punished. That would be just, no? :p

the claim wasn't just that she was robbed by a random black guy, but that a giant black man was out to rape her into supporting obama. the whole thing just screams racist fantasy.
I think it screams "mental case".

I feel sorry for the policemen who had to take these claims seriously though.

our news outlet just reported the story of that attack and that it wasn't false.You should seriously consider the *click* option.

This reminds me of Maury Povich.

This is disgusting.... some mccain campaign worker lied about being attacked because she was a McCain Palin supporter. She claimed originally that a 6"4 black man who said he was a barack Obama supporter robbed here of 60 bucks then when he saw her car had a mccain palin stick he attacked her and but a backwards "B" over her face.... the she later admitted she was lying....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6htH1vsTLbI&feature=related

This is low... I mean seriously.... and how typical of her to blame the back man. As a black person myself I am deeply offended as this further highlights that racism is still alive and well. After the "muslim,arab,socialist,terrorist loving kenyan born" chatter coming through the mcpalin rally I thought maybe this crap has ended so we can just continue with the issues.. then this happened...

Imagine had this young lady continued to lie, some innocent man would have been locked up or even worse, attacked by a mcpalin nationalist mob....

I seriously hope this woman pays for these lies.... no wait I also hope she gets help... and shes kept on suicide watch.

Six-foot-four black male?

That's a popular description...Indeed. Anyone that wants to report a violent crime and needs a scapegoat picks the big, black man.
But there's no such thing as a backwards swaztika. It's "correct" no matter which way the points are pointing.This is not true.

According to the police, it's barely a stratch. Almost like if you took the point of a knife and dragged it across your skin repeatedly. It would redden your skin, but it certainly wouldn't scar. I think any "treatment" of the wound that would result in obvious scarring would involve assaulting her.

And it already looks healed to me.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081024/capt.a0ab68478e7345ba9b9da0cae349bbe2.attack_mccain_sticker_paks109.jpg?x=336&y=345&q=85&sig=4RkT0nEnkYeuRQGYOE6nCA--

Anyone seen a "B" carved into that face? I sure don't.

Not if you're doing a Nazi swastika. then the outer 'flanges' have to point clockwise.

But if you're just drawing runes or a broken cross, then you can do whichever you wish.

Or a proper Svastika.

But there's no such thing as a backwards swaztika. It's "correct" no matter which way the points are pointing.
This is not true.

Oh yea! The whole swastika debate for the umpteenth millionth time.

As "swastika" is a transliteration of the Sanskrit, the Dharmic religions have first claim to the word "swastika". They use the symbol in both the left and right handed forms. I see both forms on a daily basis.

The swastika is a cross with its arms bent at right angles to either the right or left. In geometric terms, it is known as an irregular icosagon or 20-sided polygon.

The word is derived from the Sanskrit "svastika" and means "good to be". In Indo-European culture it was a mark made on people or objects to give them good luck.

It has been around for thousands of years, particularly as a Hindu symbol in the holy texts, to mean luck, Brahma or samsara (rebirth).

Nowadays it is commonly seen in Indian artwork and current and ancient Hindu architecture, and in the ruins of the ancient city of Troy. It has also been used in Buddhism and Jainism, plus other Asian, European and Native American cultures.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4183467.stm

Maybe you'd like to tell The World Red Swastika Society (http://www.jprss.org/) they're using something other than a swastika for their website:
http://www.jprss.org/img/titlelogo.png
http://www.twrss.org/img/main.jpg

This is disgusting.... some mccain campaign worker lied about being attacked because she was a McCain Palin supporter. She claimed originally that a 6"4 black man who said he was a barack Obama supporter robbed here of 60 bucks then when he saw her car had a mccain palin stick he attacked her and but a backwards "B" over her face.... the she later admitted she was lying....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6htH1vsTLbI&feature=related

This is low... I mean seriously.... and how typical of her to blame the back man. As a black person myself I am deeply offended as this further highlights that racism is still alive and well. After the "muslim,arab,socialist,terrorist loving kenyan born" chatter coming through the mcpalin rally I thought maybe this crap has ended so we can just continue with the issues.. then this happened...

Imagine had this young lady continued to lie, some innocent man would have been locked up or even worse, attacked by a mcpalin nationalist mob....

I seriously hope this woman pays for these lies.... no wait I also hope she gets help... and shes kept on suicide watch.

Wait, the B was backwards? Seriously?

You'd think she'd at least bother to TRY and make it credible...

And had police not proven the story as a desperate partisan bunk, the McCain Mob would be screaming out "See? This is further proof that Dirty Moslem ****** Bastard is friends with terrorists!"

And yet, DK doesn't show up. How curious.

And yet, DK doesn't show up. How curious.

Did you really expect a known post and run troll to show up?

Did you really expect a known post and run troll to show up?

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to..."

Wait. No. Wrong answer, sorry.

No. I expect to point this out so DK will feel inappropriate.

No one has addressed the possibility that she really was attacked and the police intimidated her into confessing that it was a hoax and covered up what really happened.

Admittedly, it's looking doubtful at this point. I can certainly understand the desperation that drove her to do this.

No one has addressed the possibility that she really was attacked and the police intimidated her into confessing that it was a hoax and covered up what really happened.

So, you think you're funny, you think you're annoying us, or what?

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to..."

Wait. No. Wrong answer, sorry.

No. I expect to point this out so DK will feel inappropriate.

If DK was capable of feeling inappropriate, however that is supposed to feel like, I doubt he would be trolling so consistently and for so long after showcasing his utter lack of credibility (lying about news in his op) , integrity (post and run), honesty (always rambling about evil liberals, but never shows it), dignity (he's a troll) and humanity (advocates final solution for Muslims).

If DK was capable of feeling inappropriate, however that is supposed to feel like, I doubt he would be trolling so consistently and for so long after showcasing his utter lack of credibility (lying about news in his op) , integrity (post and run), honesty (always rambling about evil liberals, but never shows it), dignity (he's a troll) and humanity (advocates final solution for Muslims).

Okay, OKAY! Sheesh! I get it already! I should just admit I'm doing this for my personal enjoyment. ;)

Okay, OKAY! Sheesh! I get it already! I should just admit I'm doing this for my personal enjoyment. ;)

Print out lots of copies of his avatar. Burn them. You'll feel better.

Print out lots of copies of his avatar. Burn them. You'll feel better.

Own experience?

It's the same principle as writing the name of someone you hate on cheap dinnerware, and then smashing it into itty bitty pieces.

It's the same principle as writing the name of someone you hate on cheap dinnerware, and then smashing it into itty bitty pieces.

:p

Though there is ONE person here I hate, it isn't DK.

Though there is ONE person here I hate, it isn't DK.

Ooooh, I know! It's LG isn't it?

Ooooh, I know! It's LG isn't it?

Nah. :p

Regardless, I can't confirm if you do make a correct guess. But bear in mind that I fully hate people who would see me as inferior to them and in need of their forced "guidance" due to my nationality, and I hate people who would erode, or support the erosion of, the foundations of democracy in my country.

But bear in mind that I fully hate people who would see me as inferior to them and in need of their forced "guidance" due to my nationality, and I hate people who would erode, or support the erosion of, the foundations of democracy in my country.

.... you are inferior Heikoku 2, as a meatbag organic, with all your soft squishy parts as opposed to efficient and superior chromed perfection.

*revels in Heikoku's hate*

:p

.... you are inferior Heikoku 2, as a meatbag organic, with all your soft squishy parts as opposed to efficient and superior chromed perfection.

*revels in Heikoku's hate*

:p

*Watches as rain falls on NAS, short-circuiting him and rusting him*

Well, I AM waterproof...

Wait, the B was backwards? Seriously?

You'd think she'd at least bother to TRY and make it credible...

"shoulda went with the O..."

Regardless, I can't confirm if you do make a correct guess. But bear in mind that I fully hate people who would see me as inferior to them and in need of their forced "guidance" due to my nationality, and I hate people who would erode, or support the erosion of, the foundations of democracy in my country.

I think I know who it is. Might they be a resident of TAIwan?

I think I know who it is. Might they be a resident of TAIwan?

Hi-mi-tsu... Not telling. ;)

(Himitsu = "Secret")

First Caribou Barbie starts up the crown on the "Obama iz buddee buddees wit turrists" tripe.

Next we have a Republican group in California sending e-mail with a degrading stereotype of Black Americans aimed at Obama in particular- even to their own Black Republican constituents.

Now we have a woman faking a robbery and vandalism and trying to blame it on Dem Ebil Libruls.

Much I can't stand McSame, I almost wouldn't blame him if he was weeping in a dark corner of the earth somewhere at this point.

Almost.
Yeah, it's almost absurd that John McCain during campaigning insists on trying to reassure the crowd that Obama is a decent man he simply disagrees with when the commercials he says he approves are practically demonizing him, like the one taking "in terms of my toughness I come from Chicago" out of context and then using guilt by association to try to tie him with various corrupt people.

Yeah, it's almost absurd that John McCain during campaigning insists on trying to reassure the crowd that Obama is a decent man he simply disagrees with when the commercials he says he approves are practically demonizing him, like the one taking "in terms of my toughness I come from Chicago" out of context and then using guilt by association to try to tie him with various corrupt people.
Yep. And those ads had an added irony in that they were painting Obama as a product of one of the oldest, most well established, political machines in the country, at the same time as McCain was trying to paint Obama as a political neophyte with hardly any real world experience. He can't be an untested novice and a hardened political player at the same time. The McCain campaign does nothing but undermine itself with every statement.

"shoulda went with the O..."

Quoted for funny.

Yep. And those ads had an added irony in that they were painting Obama as a product of one of the oldest, most well established, political machines in the country, at the same time as McCain was trying to paint Obama as a political neophyte with hardly any real world experience. He can't be an untested novice and a hardened political player at the same time. The McCain campaign does nothing but undermine itself with every statement.

They tried to paint him as a closet Muslim Radical with an angry Whitey-Hating Christian Pastor. This should hardly be a surprise.

"shoulda went with the O..."

She should have made her O-face?

"shoulda went with the O..." knowing her, she might've still gotten that wrong.

It's the same principle as writing the name of someone you hate on cheap dinnerware, and then smashing it into itty bitty pieces.

there's a place where you can do just that. you go there, buy cheap vases, plates, glass, and other breakables and you can even write on it. then you heave it against a metal wall.

it was on Nightline... something shack... aaarrrrrrrggggghhh... now this will bother me all day!

EDIT: the SMASH SHACK (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=6082825)

She should have made her O-face?

even if she was going for a /b/ face, she was doing it wrong

First Caribou Barbie starts up the crown on the "Obama iz buddee buddees wit turrists" tripe.

Next we have a Republican group in California sending e-mail with a degrading stereotype of Black Americans aimed at Obama in particular- even to their own Black Republican constituents.

Now we have a woman faking a robbery and vandalism and trying to blame it on Dem Ebil Libruls.

Much I can't stand McSame, I almost wouldn't blame him if he was weeping in a dark corner of the earth somewhere at this point.

Almost.

What is so bad about McCain? :confused:

Wrong political party, maybe? I mean him, not you.

They tried to paint him as a closet Muslim Radical with an angry Whitey-Hating Christian Pastor. This should hardly be a surprise.

Uh, Barack Hussein Obama IS a "closet Muslim Radical with an angry Whitey-Hating 'Christian' Pastor".

That, and his tax plan, which SUPPOSEDLY will only raise taxes on the "rich" (by redefining "rich" to include people who make "more than $25,000 (twenty-five thousand dollars) a year"), are why I'm not voting for him.

And no, I do NOT mean $250,000 (two hundred and fifty thopusand dollars), I mean $25,000.

Uh, Barack Hussein Obama IS a "closet Muslim Radical with an angry Whitey-Hating 'Christian' Pastor".

That, and his tax plan, which SUPPOSEDLY will only raise taxes on the "rich" (by redefining "rich" to include people who make "more than $25,000 (twenty-five thousand dollars) a year"), are why I'm not voting for him.

And no, I do NOT mean $250,000 (two hundred and fifty thopusand dollars), I mean $25,000.
This works better if you sing it to the tune of "I Will Survive."

Uh, Barack Hussein Obama IS a "closet Muslim Radical with an angry Whitey-Hating 'Christian' Pastor".

That, and his tax plan, which SUPPOSEDLY will only raise taxes on the "rich" (by redefining "rich" to include people who make "more than $25,000 (twenty-five thousand dollars) a year"), are why I'm not voting for him.

And no, I do NOT mean $250,000 (two hundred and fifty thopusand dollars), I mean $25,000.

heh, hillarious.

...you....you REALIZE you're full of shit right? You don't ACTUALLY believe that garbage, right?

heh, hillarious.

...you....you REALIZE you're full of shit right? You don't ACTUALLY believe that garbage, right?

Like he's going to listen to a Jew.

Like he's going to listen to a Jew.

that's ok, I know people who do.

have you seen the picture? i've written my initials on people like that.

That's sort of hawt.

This works better if you sing it to the tune of "I Will Survive."

holy shit, it actually almost works

that's ok, I know people who do.
Psst. Your new world order is showing. ;)

That's sort of hawt.

only sort of?

Uh, Barack Hussein Obama IS a "closet Muslim Radical with an angry Whitey-Hating 'Christian' Pastor".

That, and his tax plan, which SUPPOSEDLY will only raise taxes on the "rich" (by redefining "rich" to include people who make "more than $25,000 (twenty-five thousand dollars) a year"), are why I'm not voting for him.

And no, I do NOT mean $250,000 (two hundred and fifty thopusand dollars), I mean $25,000.

It's not just a river in Egypt.

only sort of?

:D

You know what I meant :P

This works better if you sing it to the tune of "I Will Survive."

I find things funny when sung to the tune of Hey There Delilah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DIc8jdra0o&feature=related)

Uh, Barack Hussein Obama IS a "closet Muslim Radical with an angry Whitey-Hating 'Christian' Pastor".

That, and his tax plan, which SUPPOSEDLY will only raise taxes on the "rich" (by redefining "rich" to include people who make "more than $25,000 (twenty-five thousand dollars) a year"), are why I'm not voting for him.

And no, I do NOT mean $250,000 (two hundred and fifty thopusand dollars), I mean $25,000.

Another informed McCain voter. This is why they spread misinformation, because gullible sorts will buy into it.

Uh, Barack Hussein Obama IS a "closet Muslim Radical with an angry Whitey-Hating 'Christian' Pastor".

That, and his tax plan, which SUPPOSEDLY will only raise taxes on the "rich" (by redefining "rich" to include people who make "more than $25,000 (twenty-five thousand dollars) a year"), are why I'm not voting for him.

And no, I do NOT mean $250,000 (two hundred and fifty thopusand dollars), I mean $25,000.

And when he's elected you'll live in utter HORROR for the next 4 or 8 years, I assume? Or you'll grow out of this delusion you're peddling?

And when someone's elected you'll live in utter HORROR for the next 4 or 8 years, I assume? Or you'll grow out of this delusion you're peddling?The only person I'm afraid of that is a nominee right now is "Chuck" Baldwin.

No one has addressed the possibility that she really was attacked and the police intimidated her into confessing that it was a hoax and covered up what really happened.

Admittedly, it's looking doubtful at this point. I can certainly understand the desperation that drove her to do this.

:p

Though there is ONE person here I hate, it isn't DK.

Yeah, every time I see one of his personalities here I want to give it a biiiiiiiig kiss. The kind Bugs gave Elmer.

Uh, Barack Hussein Obama IS a "closet Muslim Radical with an angry Whitey-Hating 'Christian' Pastor".

That, and his tax plan, which SUPPOSEDLY will only raise taxes on the "rich" (by redefining "rich" to include people who make "more than $25,000 (twenty-five thousand dollars) a year"), are why I'm not voting for him.

And no, I do NOT mean $250,000 (two hundred and fifty thopusand dollars), I mean $25,000.

Now I'm wondering why I wasted a thoughtful and concise post answering you in the other thread.

I can understand the Rove crowd just making shit up - they're losing, and it's the only game they know. I don't understand how anyone with the capability to read can continue to parrot that bullshit.

Uh, Barack Hussein Obama IS a "closet Muslim Radical with an angry Whitey-Hating 'Christian' Pastor".


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Oh my God. Oh, logical disconnectat its finest.

That, and his tax plan, which SUPPOSEDLY will only raise taxes on the "rich" (by redefining "rich" to include people who make "more than $25,000 (twenty-five thousand dollars) a year"), are why I'm not voting for him.

And no, I do NOT mean $250,000 (two hundred and fifty thopusand dollars), I mean $25,000.

And you know this, how? because everything else, and everyone who IS informed, says otherwise.

So....some random jerkoff on the interwebz...or the guy who s actually making the policy? Thats not a tough call.


EDIT: When Obama wins, can you please cry into a wine glass? It will make your tears easier for me to drink.

Uh, guys...he's right. Obama plans on raising taxes on everyone.

That's why I'm voting for John McCain, because he'll defend us and not raise our taxes. And we all know taxes are the most evil thing on Earth.

And we all know taxes are the most evil thing on Earth.

After gays who want to get married.

Now I'm wondering why I wasted a thoughtful and concise post answering you in the other thread.

I can understand the Rove crowd just making shit up - they're losing, and it's the only game they know. I don't understand how anyone with the capability to read can continue to parrot that bullshit.

Well presumably the Rove crowd can read. It's how they write all that stuff down to parrot on the networks after all.

But didn't Karl Rove distance himself from this kind of slinging lately?

Well presumably the Rove crowd can read. It's how they write all that stuff down to parrot on the networks after all.

But didn't Karl Rove distance himself from this kind of slinging lately?

Towards the begining actually.

After gays who want to get married.

Oh, yes, most assuredly. Those evil gays and their gaying up the place...they hurt my Bible. :(

Towards the begining actually.In between dodging subpoenas and such, he has a good paying gig with Faux, surprise, surprise.

they hurt my Bible. :(You can't blame anybody for using the Good Book to wipe off with after a tryst.
That's the real reason they keep them in the drawers at hotels/motels.

yet more shocking political violence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrEsUtG1U0k

yet more shocking political violence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrEsUtG1U0k

"Then Ralph Nadar himself shaved an "R" into my pubes!"

"Then Ralph Nadar himself shaved an "R" into my pubes!"

>.>

<.<

Did you enjoy it as much as I did?

You can't blame anybody for using the Good Book to wipe off with after a tryst.
That's the real reason they keep them in the drawers at hotels/motels.

"The Gideons: helping you de-spunk after drunken motel sex since 1912."

Making a false police report comes first to mind.

Ok... the USA is mad. This is proof. :p

We already knew that at least 15 years ago.

- "Anti-American";
- "Real America";
- "God is on our side" (That's right, children: Gott f-ing mit f-ing uns!);
- "Vote for us or gays will marry";
- "Obama wants to teach sex to kindergarteners (sp?)";
- Disenfranchising voters;
- Voting fraud;
- Claims that Obama is a Muslim/Terrorist (and that these terms are interchangeable!);
- Swift-boating;
- A myriad of other stunts, of which this one is only the latest.

So, yes, I'm fed up.

Second Bolded

Wasn't that the Hilliary camp that brought this out?

And didn't McCain tell a woman that she was wrong about this at one of his rally's? I bet he kicked the arse of the guy who picked her to talk to him.

First Bolded

Isn't this true? Don't they want to ban gay marriage.

yet more shocking political violence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrEsUtG1U0k

This would have been better if he had writtern the J backwards.

This would have been better if he had writtern the J backwards.

Nah, McCain supporter ought of carved a big W.

Nah, McCain supporter ought of carved a big W.

Or maybe a big L on their forehead.

Second Bolded

Wasn't that the Hilliary camp that brought this out?

And didn't McCain tell a woman that she was wrong about this at one of his rally's? I bet he kicked the arse of the guy who picked her to talk to him.

First Bolded

Isn't this true? Don't they want to ban gay marriage.

He corrected the woman by telling her that Obama is a decent man, not an Arab. Both McCain and Palin after that made certain to make the distinction that Obama is neither a Muslim nor an Arab, but rather a good American who loves his family. Because everyone knows (a) all Arabs are Muslims and all Muslims are Arabs (not true) and (b) it is not possible for an Arab/Muslim to be a decent person, good, American, or to love their families (not true).

As for the part about whether Obama is a terrorist, no, McCain did not correct that lie. Rather, he has done his best to promote, hoping to profit from it in votes.

As for gay marriage, neither party has a good record on that.

This would have been better if he had writtern the J backwards.

He... did.

"The Gideons: helping you de-spunk after drunken motel sex since 1912."*sigworthy*

:hail: