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Nationstates General, I have been a modest jester, modest in quality of not humble in character, but my time is clearly almost over.

Those of you would read one last piece of mine, give me a topic!

So you are going to leave us, Hammurab? If so, that would be a bit of a shame. Maybe we should have one last clown thread? Those were swell.

Make an "I'm not really leaving" thread.-.-

For no good reason, I'm posting this link here since I can't be bothered to start a new thread that will be locked for spam nor add to the ridiculous existing election threads:

Obama/McCain Dance Throwdown

http://view.break.com/592648

Anyway, carry on...

But, ... but, you can't leave. You're challenging. You're funny.

So you are going to leave us, Hammurab? If so, that would be a bit of a shame. Maybe we should have one last clown thread? Those were swell.

One vote for "clown" thread...although any pitiful prose I posit will surely pale, in wit and zest, to even the merest offerings of Lunatic Goofballs...I think that genre is best left to him.

Make an "I'm not really leaving" thread.-.-

You're kind, Snaf.

But, ... but, you can't leave. You're challenging. You're funny.

You're flattering. You're generous.

What shall my last topic be?

I think you should stick around!

I think you should stick around!

You of the physician's ilk, so eager to keep people around...

Do no harm, and help me pick a last topic!

HAMMURAB IF YOU GO I WILL PERSONALLY LYNCH YOU ;___;

But if you must - a thread on the artistic merits of Rihanna and her music, with bonuses if you place her above the great composers of old.

Hammie-kun, you can't leave!!! If you do, I'm going to assassinate you. O.O

I'd suggest something touching everyone here. No, not everyone in the world. Something about the merits of NS, or more precisely lack thereof.

HAMMURAB IF YOU GO I WILL PERSONALLY LYNCH YOU ;___;
If you do, I'm going to assassinate you. O.O I suggest a "Please don't kill me" thread, because it looks like you're going to need it. :salute:

One vote for "clown" thread...although any pitiful prose I posit will surely pale, in wit and zest, to even the merest offerings of Lunatic Goofballs...I think that genre is best left to him.

Hardly. We have different comedic styles and while I pride myself on my comedic versatility, there are places you go with ease that I have to work at.

But even assuming that were true, what about me? I need a clown too. :(

HAMMURAB IF YOU GO I WILL PERSONALLY LYNCH YOU ;___;

But if you must - a thread on the artistic merits of Rihanna and her music, with bonuses if you place her above the great composers of old.

I think a lynching by definition requires more than one person. *pulls out 'Big Book of Angry Mob Justice'*

Yep. you definitely need a mob to lynch.

I think a lynching by definition requires more than one person. *pulls out 'Big Book of Angry Mob Justice'*

Yep. you definitely need a mob to lynch.I'm sure she'll have many willing cohorts. :D

Here's a thread title that you can lift from Jack Kerouac:
"Whither goest thou America?
I mean, man,
whither goest thou in thy shiny car in the night?"

Why not leave it aaaaaages and do one in about a year when everyone's forgotten about you :D

You know he's just going to come back as a new incarnation, probably a Jew.

Try and leave, and we'll gun you down. No one leaves NSG alive!!! :mad:

Ikea.

Here's a thread title that you can lift from Jack Kerouac:
"Whither goest thou America?
I mean, man,
whither goest thou in thy shiny car in the night?"

Actually, seconded. That could be a damn good thread.

Nationstates General, I have been a modest jester, modest in quality of not humble in character, but my time is clearly almost over.

Those of you would read one last piece of mine, give me a topic!

Make it about me.

Plus LG's testicles, pie, ninjas, clowns, and Jews.

What, you weren't serious?
:)

The "Why I'm leaving" thread.

http://openended.blogsome.com/wp-admin/images/noooooooo2.jpg

Nationstates General, I have been a modest jester, modest in quality of not humble in character, but my time is clearly almost over.

Those of you would read one last piece of mine, give me a topic!

I think you should just stay around. our sense of humor is refreshing.

For no good reason, I'm posting this link here since I can't be bothered to start a new thread that will be locked for spam nor add to the ridiculous existing election threads:

Obama/McCain Dance Throwdown

http://view.break.com/592648

Anyway, carry on...

You made me turn off Tom Petty for that? Lol...

Hardly. We have different comedic styles and while I pride myself on my comedic versatility, there are places you go with ease that I have to work at.

But even assuming that were true, what about me? I need a clown too. :(

Seriously, you don't want to leave me stuck struggling to entertain LG...

Make it on how the people who say the Mayan calendar is ending in December of 2012 and thus the world in ending are wrong because that day has already passed and the world didn't end. You must let the day pass first.

Please? http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm199/God_of_the_Bloody_Tongue/emotes/emot-smith.gif

... how about a "guess my new incarnation" thread.

Make it on how the people who say the Mayan calendar is ending in December of 2012 and thus the world in ending are wrong because that day has already passed and the world didn't end. You must let the day pass first.

Please? http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm199/God_of_the_Bloody_Tongue/emotes/emot-smith.gif

Are you actually bothered by that?

Are you actually bothered by that?

It's almost as amusing as those people scared of that supercollider. :D

Nationstates General, I have been a modest jester, modest in quality of not humble in character, but my time is clearly almost over.

Those of you would read one last piece of mine, give me a topic!

Are you welching on all those bets now? I never took you for a liar.

And stop ditching us every time we finally get settled on enjoying your idio... wonderful, wonderful prose rather than taking it seriously. It's unsettling.

You of the physician's ilk, so eager to keep people around...

Do no harm, and help me pick a last topic!

Its my job, I can't help it.

So, are you going to take my medical advice? I think it would be hazardous to your health if you left. :D

Hammurab - don't leave. I've never seen anyone make fun of religion so unoffensively as you have, and I think we need more of that! Don't leave just cause some guy wants all the stars to shine on him, and tries (and fails) to hijack your thread. As for your next, non-final topic I suggest: Moses, Paul and Mohammad walk into a bar....

Why are you leaving?
... how about a "guess my new incarnation" thread.

This.

I want to see a scathing satire on the use of satire itself

Here's a thread title that you can lift from Jack Kerouac:
"Whither goest thou America?
I mean, man,
whither goest thou in thy shiny car in the night?"

That's interesting, I'll put that on the short list.

Hardly. We have different comedic styles and while I pride myself on my comedic versatility, there are places you go with ease that I have to work at.

Which evidently doesn't include my wife, you bastard. You're lucky my sons blood came up negative for selzer water, clown.


But even assuming that were true, what about me? I need a clown too. :(

Like the sheriff with no deputy, the special forces operator who knows reinforcements can't be called, like Christopher Walken, you are the last line of the jester's guild, my friend. After you, and thus for you, there is no one.

You know he's just going to come back as a new incarnation, probably a Jew.

Nope, like Val Kilmer's band said, "This is the End."

Make it about me.

Plus LG's testicles, pie, ninjas, clowns, and Jews.

Such a thread would be, at best, a gross oversimplification of 9/11.

HAMMURAB IF YOU GO I WILL PERSONALLY LYNCH YOU ;___;

But if you must - a thread on the artistic merits of Rihanna and her music, with bonuses if you place her above the great composers of old.

I have no idea who she is, but I'll get some of her stuff, just to be educated on the matter.

*pulls at the corner of Hammurab´s jacket, like a little girl*
Hammie-tan, are you really leaving us?:(

Hammie-kun, you can't leave!!! If you do, I'm going to assassinate you. O.O

And when I'm dead, when Mystery, all Mystery is laid naked before me and the angels part so many sextets of wings that I finally see the beauty that inspired all religions...

...I will still prefer to attend the memory of the girl that killed me, for she was lovelier.

And when I'm dead, when Mystery, all Mystery is laid naked before me and the angels part so many sextets of wings that I finally see the beauty that inspired all religions...

...I will still prefer to attend the memory of the girl that killed me, for she was lovelier.

Wow... nice wordplay.

The "Why I'm leaving" thread.

That's a boring subject, and one impervious to repair. A keeper of this fine exotic zoo is too readily put on the wrong end of the leash, and my manic monkey caperings can't get any better under threat of a hyena who rides wardens.

Wow... nice wordplay.

Nanatsu no Tsuki is like a tenth muse, not just because there were nine before her, but because she is an order of magnitude more inspiring.

Nanatsu no Tsuki is like a tenth muse, not just because there were nine before her, but because she is an order of magnitude more inspiring.

:hail::hail::hail:

Teach me to speak like you, oh great one...

http://openended.blogsome.com/wp-admin/images/noooooooo2.jpg

Next time I'm riding through Missouri, and I want to borrow a book, I'll know the house to stop by.

Seriously, you don't want to leave me stuck struggling to entertain LG...

Don't worry, he'll just send you out for more merangue while he makes time with your significant other. He's a lustful clown, be wary.

Make it on how the people who say the Mayan calendar is ending in December of 2012 and thus the world in ending are wrong because that day has already passed and the world didn't end. You must let the day pass first.

Please? http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm199/God_of_the_Bloody_Tongue/emotes/emot-smith.gif

I was reading Arguelles book on the subject, but my wife made me stop because I was concurrently reading it with a girl I had a crush on in high school and she was worried we would develop "emotional intimacy".

So, blame jealousy that I don't know anything about that.

... how about a "guess my new incarnation" thread.

Sorry, won't be back. Saint Curie, Hammurab, Jhahannam...they will be the sole and concluded volumes on nationstates for me.

So let's make the last one a good one!

Are you welching on all those bets now? I never took you for a liar.

And stop ditching us every time we finally get settled on enjoying your idio... wonderful, wonderful prose rather than taking it seriously. It's unsettling.

"In case of dealer error or device malfunction, all pays and plays are voided." -rules of the game

Hammurab - don't leave. I've never seen anyone make fun of religion so unoffensively as you have, and I think we need more of that! Don't leave just cause some guy wants all the stars to shine on him, and tries (and fails) to hijack your thread. As for your next, non-final topic I suggest: Moses, Paul and Mohammad walk into a bar....

Oh, a few have been offended by my religious observations, here and there, but you're still very kind.

And he didn't fail to hijack the thread, he got it closed, without needing any measure of guile or subtlety to do it. If he, or somebody like him, can do that so easily, its best to make one last try at some good work and then head to another vale.

Why are you leaving?


This.

Nope, can't do a whole thread on that.

Other suggestion?

I want to see a scathing satire on the use of satire itself

That....s'quite brilliant, actually. I'll put that on the short list.

:hail::hail::hail:

Teach me to speak like you, oh great one...

You flatter me, V, I wish I had the with to live up to it...

You flatter me, V, I wish I had the with to live up to it...

hehehe... ;)

Oh, a few have been offended by my religious observations, here and there, but you're still very kind.

And he didn't fail to hijack the thread, he got it closed, without needing any measure of guile or subtlety to do it. If he, or somebody like him, can do that so easily, its best to make one last try at some good work and then head to another vale.

Well I'm offended by religious stuff that are either meant to be offensive or extremely repetitive, dare I say "give me one logical reason that God exists, oh, ok, give me another one!" thread. You don't do either of those, so you're ok! As for him closing down the thread, yeah it's annoying, but why let him close you down as an author? Besides, against people like that there's a great saying "if you ignore it long enough, it will go away". Now fulfill my request Babylonian, don't make me get the Bow of Sargon of Akkad! (This joke will be lost on all non-historians who are too lazy to use wikipedia for research.)

And when I'm dead, when Mystery, all Mystery is laid naked before me and the angels part so many sextets of wings that I finally see the beauty that inspired all religions...

...I will still prefer to attend the memory of the girl that killed me, for she was lovelier.

*smiles, tears (anime style) hanging from her lashes*
I love you!
Don´t leave me!
:fluffle:

later man

Sorry, won't be back. Saint Curie, Hammurab, Jhahannam...they will be the sole and concluded volumes on nationstates for me.

So let's make the last one a good one!

http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-cry.gif

Seriously, NSG would be a poorer place without your satire, which cracks me up on a regular basis.

Will you at least consider following this link (http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/)? The folks there would only hijack your threads in fun ways, I promise. :tongue:

Nationstates General, I have been a modest jester, modest in quality of not humble in character, but my time is clearly almost over.

Those of you would read one last piece of mine, give me a topic!
Sure, got one. I posed the question to my padre the other day, and he's still not quite sure.
Is the nature of the universe one of necessity, or one of desire?
I do mean to include as much as a person can know, due their faculty, as a measure.

Nanatsu no Tsuki is like a tenth muse, not just because there were nine before her, but because she is an order of magnitude more inspiring.
Nicely put. *bows*

Why do you have to go again? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!?

Nationstates General, I have been a modest jester, modest in quality of not humble in character, but my time is clearly almost over.

Those of you would read one last piece of mine, give me a topic!

Duuude!

If you're just going to leave and make a new account anyway, why not just stick with this one? Do we really need a second Kimchiite? (In the sense of account switching, not super crazy, since you're a satirist.)

http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-cry.gif

Seriously, NSG would be a poorer place without your satire, which cracks me up on a regular basis.

Will you at least consider following this link (http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/)? The folks there would only hijack your threads in fun ways, I promise. :tongue:

Oh goodness yes. If you don't come back, at least come to GM!

*smiles, tears (anime style) hanging from her lashes*
I love you!
Don´t leave me!
:fluffle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=189QSTKC5no

Sure, got one. I posed the question to my padre the other day, and he's still not quite sure.
Is the nature of the universe one of necessity, or one of desire?
I do mean to include as much as a person can know, due their faculty, as a measure.

Needs and desires, Scylla and Charybdis.

Duuude!

If you're just going to leave and make a new account anyway, why not just stick with this one? Do we really need a second Kimchiite? (In the sense of account switching, not super crazy, since you're a satirist.)

Leaving, yes. New account, no.

Final thread idea?

Why are you leaving anyway? This place'll be worse without you. Who will the noobs be tricked by? :(

Leaving, yes. New account, no.

Final thread idea?

Something involving lots and lots of rawk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=189QSTKC5no

ROFLMAO!
See for things like this you can´t leave us, Hammie-kun! You´re the soul of NSG. Without your satire, we´re doomed! *nod*:(

ROFLMAO!
See for things like this you can´t leave us, Hammie-kun! You´re the soul of NSG. Without your satire, we´re doomed! *nod*:(

What makes you think we aren't doomed anyway?

In protest of Hammurabs imminent departure, I have changed my avatar.

I just hope he'll be back in a new incarnation. Even though he says he won't be...

What makes you think we aren't doomed anyway?

Silence, man, silence!:D

Joos in spaaaaaayce!

Needs and desires, Scylla and Charybdis.
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews34/simpsons_the_movie_blu-ray_files/image001.jpg
Those deities with compulsive issues ...

Joos in spaaaaaayce!

The Israeli Space Program is grossly underfunded, apparently.

The Israeli Space Program is grossly underfunded, apparently.

That's because a huge chunk of their budget goes into researching and developing larger and better armored bulldozers. :p

You should tell us your life story. Leave out nothing (do change names and locations though). Preferably in an exciting prose with descriptive language and emphasis on the grand drama of it all.

Then we will comment.

Do a scathing satire on the American Electoral System? Or has that been beat to hell and back?

Another great idea... why don't you as a way of saying good by come up with a phsycological (or phsychotic) profile of different people that post on NSG... sort of like an NSG roast? If anyone here can do I think you can.

Hmm,m, I seem to recall us making a bet over the election results...


Therefore your final thread must be waiting until the election results and then reporting on the hentai you looked at. Since you've already decided it'll be your final thread, nothing will prevent you from adding your favorite pics. *hides*

Expose the Bavarian Illuminati!




Then re-clothe them and tell us all who they are.

That's because a huge chunk of their budget goes into researching and developing larger and better armored bulldozers. :p

Fact: you can never have too many armored bulldozers. Only a fool underestimates the power and the glory of the armored bulldozer.

I'm sure she'll have many willing cohorts. :D

Not necessarily for lynching, though.

Not necessarily for lynching, though.Exactly.

Expose the Bavarian Illuminati!




Then re-clothe them and tell us all who they are.

Associated Press - A bizarre string of pantsings have been reported around the globe, including a minor compliance auditing manager in New York, a retired economist in Switzerland, and a stripper in Israel (she was actually just de-g-stringed).

Associated Press - A bizarre string of pantsings have been reported around the globe, including a minor compliance auditing manager in New York, a retired economist in Switzerland, and a stripper in Israel (she was actually just de-g-stringed).

NOW yer talkin'.

Nationstates General, I have been a modest jester, modest in quality of not humble in character, but my time is clearly almost over.

Those of you would read one last piece of mine, give me a topic!
Why Katganistan Will Miss Hammurab.

Why Katganistan Will Miss Hammurab.

Katganistan, you told me you'd ban me, deet me, and then "put two in the back, one in the crack, not necessarily in that order" if I ever revealed any of our history.

Katganistan, you told me you'd ban me, deet me, and then "put two in the back, one in the crack, not necessarily in that order" if I ever revealed any of our history.
True.

Doesn't mean you won't be missed.

True.

Doesn't mean you won't be missed.

You never miss, Kat. I saw it in your file.

Do a scathing satire on the American Electoral System? Or has that been beat to hell and back?

Another great idea... why don't you as a way of saying good by come up with a phsycological (or phsychotic) profile of different people that post on NSG... sort of like an NSG roast? If anyone here can do I think you can.

Sorry I'm late. I just noticed this today. But Hammurab, please don't go! But, as for a final thread I second this.

Sorry I'm late. I just noticed this today. But Hammurab, please don't go! But, as for a final thread I second this.

Don't encourage him! :eek:

Don't encourage him! :eek:

Why not?