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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,443470,00.html

"How old, we'll get your X-ray taken care of...give me one second..." KRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP. "Ok, hold on, just one more..." KRRIIIIIIIIIIIP.

Next they'll discover that humans emit radiation.

Next they'll discover that humans emit radiation.

Fond memories of playing Theme Hospital
:wink:

Escobar noted that no X-rays are produced in the presence of air. You need to work in a vacuum — not exactly an everyday situation.

"If you're going to peel tape in a vacuum, you should be extra careful," he said. But "I will continue to use Scotch tape during my daily life, and I think it's safe to do it in your office. No guarantees."
Sage words indeed. Thanks, Juan.

So, if you put some tape over a man's eye, he can get X-ray vision and see underneath my shirt!?:eek2:

Women, run! We're not safe anymore!!

So, if you put some tape over a man's eye, he can get X-ray vision and see underneath my shirt!?:eek2:

Women, run! We're not safe anymore!!

*hoards duct tape*

*hoards duct tape*

Senpai, you're making me laugh.:D

Obviously peeling duct tape will result in gamma radiation and everything that entails such release.

:D

Obviously peeling duct tape will result in gamma radiation and everything that entails such release.

:D

http://www.microwaves101.com/encyclopedia/images/biological%20effects/hulk.jpg

Next they'll discover that humans emit radiation.

They do heat is technically radiation.

Erm... what? :eek:

So, if you put some tape over a man's eye, he can get X-ray vision and see underneath my shirt!?:eek2:

Women, run! We're not safe anymore!!

Not quite, he'd had to peel it off at 3cm/s. So yes men could see underneath your shirt but they may also remove their eyelids in the process. For every up there is a down.

*hoards duct tape*

I really DON'T suggest using Duct Tape over your eyes.

but all those articles about duct tape clothing? :p

Not quite, he'd had to peel it off at 3cm/s. So yes men could see underneath your shirt but they may also remove their eyelids in the process. For every up there is a down.

maybe not their eyelids...

but definately their eye brows and Eye lashes! :D

http://www.microwaves101.com/encyclopedia/images/biological%20effects/hulk.jpg

So now we know what Bruce Banner and Betty Ross were doing in that lab!!! :eek:

http://www.microwaves101.com/encyclopedia/images/biological%20effects/hulk.jpg

That's why the Hulk doesn't have body hair. :eek:

That's why the Hulk doesn't have body hair. :eek:

and now we know what's keeping his pants together! :D

I knew it!

I wonder what you get from duct tape

An erection. Wait, what?

An erection. Wait, what?

That's not how you're supposed to get a stiffy.

Wait... this is about Scotch Tape... not Duct Tape....

That's not how you're supposed to get a stiffy.

I dunno... some people are turned on by some pretty strange things... :$

An erection. Wait, what?

*grabs the duct tape*
Imma practice with my partner. I want him to get sticky stiffies.:D

Sticky stiffies? I find that wrong... :eek:

Sticky stiffies? I find that wrong... :eek:

But but but... why?:eek2:

I guess I'll just keep the obvious truth to myself here... when I finish my giant scotch tape ball and irradiate the world they'll learn!

But but but... why?:eek2:

It just seems... creepy.

...Though I suppose we all like to experiment. Maybe i'll let my own partner try it sometime. :D

It just seems... creepy.

It ain't creepy. It's inventive.:tongue:

It ain't creepy. It's inventive.:tongue:

Well, it would certainly add a little kinkyness to the bedroom. :D

Well, it would certainly add a little kinkyness to the bedroom. :D

That and have velcro-covered walls.:D

That and have velcro-covered walls.:D

ooh! Nice touch! :p

ooh! Nice touch! :p

It really does, the feel of it is soo NO! Stop now, Adunabar, stop!

It really does, the feel of it is soo NO! Stop now, Adunabar, stop!

*points, accusingly*

YOU! SEXUAL DEVIANT!

:eek:

But but but... why?:eek2:

extraction can be painful. :(

*points, accusingly*

YOU! SEXUAL DEVIANT!

:eek:

YOU DEXTROUS SAVENT! Wait, that isn't switching your letters round, and it compliments you. Damn.

extraction can be painful. :(

I agree.

Pain = Bad in that particular area.

YOU DEXTROUS SAVENT! Wait, that isn't switching your letters round, and it compliments you. Damn.

I am a virtuous woman. Of course there's nothing evil/damaging you can say about me.:D

I agree.

Pain = Bad in that particular area.

Or just pain = bad. Unless it's with whips. Oh God, it's all coming out now, isn't it?

I am a virtuous woman. Of course there's nothing evil/damaging, that is truthful, you can say about me.:DFXT. (Trasnlationed: Fixed.) :)

Or just pain = bad. Unless it's with whips. Oh God, it's all coming out now, isn't it?

Usually as long as there is no blood I'm game...

FXT. (Trasnlationed: Fixed.) :)

<.<
You wish to die, lad?

Or just pain = bad. Unless it's with whips. Oh God, it's all coming out now, isn't it?

well, it depends on the whip. the singular rat tail type, commonly called the bull whip, or the cat-o-nine tails. the design of the cat-o-nine tails is such that without the metal barbs at the end, it covers a wider area and isn't that painful.

:eek2:

er... or so I've hea... READ! or so I've read! :$

well, it depends on the whip. the singular rat tail type, commonly called the bull whip, or the cat-o-nine tails. the design of the cat-o-nine tails is such that without the metal barbs at the end, it covers a wider area and isn't that painful.

:eek2:

er... or so I've hea... READ! or so I've read! :$

You sexual deviant you! Our cold spiteful unforgiving god will have you sent to hell for having kinky sex!

You sexual deviant you! Our cold spiteful unforgiving god will have you sent to hell for having kinky sex!

actually... I did read that. It was a diary of a "Master John Q". His first forey into the word of B&D he used a cat-o-nine tails on a professional slave and when he failed to make her cry out in pain (she made the bet that if he could make her cry out in pain, then they could have sex,) she explained why.

actually... I did read that. It was a diary of a "Master John Q". His first forey into the word of B&D he used a cat-o-nine tails on a professional slave and when he failed to make her cry out in pain (she made the bet that if he could make her cry out in pain, then they could have sex,) she explained why.

You sexual deviant you! Our cold spiteful unforgiving god will have you sent to hell for reading about people having kinky sex!

You sexual deviant you! Our cold spiteful unforgiving god will have you sent to hell for reading about people having kinky sex!

And what's so bad about that?:p

And what's so bad about that?:p

'Tis fun after all. :p

And what's so bad about that?:p

Don't you know? There's a book that people swear was written by some magical man in the sky that says 'if you have sex it must be in the missionary position and you can't enjoy it or you are an evil sinner and will go to hell' theres even some people that go so far as to say that 'if you think about it, god will hate you.

I have read this book.. and browse it every once in awhile and haven't seen that anywhere but there are people that say its true! I always thought it was written by people too...

That and have velcro-covered walls.:D

Except velcro doesn't release X-rays when pulled apart in a vacuum.

Except velcro doesn't release X-rays when pulled apart in a vacuum.

I bet you would take advantage of this discovery. You're a nast-ay person.:D

I bet you would take advantage of this discovery. You're a nast-ay person.:D

I'm thinking of something... it involves electro-magnets... :D

I'm thinking of something... it involves electro-magnets... :D

Share!:D

So now we know what Bruce Banner and Betty Ross were doing in that lab!!! :eek:
"Hehe, Betty check out this tape peeling machine I made, only works in a vacuum... raraaaggaahh"

And glad I'm not the only person who thought "gamma rays."

Share!:D

Maybe later... I'm still planning. ;)

Maybe later... I'm still planning. ;)

Danger!:eek:

Danger!:eek:

High voltage! :p

High voltage! :p

OMG! You have an electric chair!:eek2:

OMG! You have an electric chair!:eek2:

You wantz to try it? :D

You wantz to try it? :D

Nope. My sadism is not that acute, thank you very much.

Nope. My sadism is not that acute, thank you very much.

Ok. I'll stick to more conventional means. :p

Ok. I'll stick to more conventional means. :p

You better. That's if you want to make your gal happy.

You better. That's if you want to make your gal happy.

Don't worry, i'm careful with her.

(I was kidding, after all. ;) )

Don't worry, i'm careful with her.

(I was kidding, after all. ;) )

Sure you were...
*cough*Pervert*cough*

Sure you were...
*cough*Pervert*cough**cough*Hypocrite*cough*

Sure you were...
*cough*Pervert*cough*

So are you. :D

So are you. :D

I never deny that.:wink:

I never deny that.:wink:

Well then, no complaints. :D

I never deny that.:wink:

Well then, no complaints. :DYou're both irredeemable. :(


:D

You're both irredeemable. :(


:D

Amen for that!:D

Amen for that!:DYou're not supposed to be happy about it! :eek:
You're supposed to realize the error of your ways, and convert to proper methods of beha-
I am seriously not about to do that. :D

Amen for that!:D

Indeed. :D

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/duct_20tape_20man_small-1.jpg

"Now I can finally harness the true power"

You guys do realize the article is about Scotch Tape?

Next they'll discover that humans emit radiation.
Or lifts (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7685124.stm).

You guys do realize the article is about Scotch Tape?

Yes, we, at least I, realize this is about scotch tape.:D

You guys do realize the article is about Scotch Tape?

We do, we are just derailing the thread as usual. :D

We do, we are just derailing the thread as usual. :D

At leats you are. *nod*

At least you are. *nod*

Oh, of course. Sorry. :(

But on the subject, yes. Ya can do almost anything with scotch tape. :D

Oh, of course. Sorry. :(

But on the subject, yes. Ya can do almost anything with scotch tape. :D

James Bond and McGuyver can.

James Bond and McGuyver can.

McGuyver could save the universe with a roll of tape. :D

McGuyver could save the universe with a roll of tape. :D

Or a toothpick. *nod*

Scotch tape's good to cover one's nipples in case you're using a strapless shirt.

Or a toothpick. *nod*

Scotch tape's good to cover one's nipples in case you're using a strapless shirt.

In public, yes. But in private, why hide it? :D

In public, yes. But in private, why hide it? :D

Well, I was just chatting about the functionality of scotch tape.:wink:

Well, I was just chatting about the functionality of scotch tape.:wink:

Ah, of course. Though now I wonder if tape would make a good anti-poking device for my own nipples. :D

Ah, of course. Though now I wonder if tape would make a good anti-poking device for my own nipples. :D

TMI, mate, TMI.

TMI, mate, TMI.

I am unfamilliar with that term. :confused:

I am unfamilliar with that term. :confused:

Too Much Information. :)

Too Much Information. :)

Ah, I see. Well, my apologies.

Yes, we, at least I, realize this is about scotch tape.:D

Ok, everyone kept saying duct tape and I was getting confused...

We do, we are just derailing the thread as usual. :D

Of course! Derailin' 'em is what spam is all about!

Or a toothpick. *nod*

Scotch tape's good to cover one's nipples in case you're using a strapless shirt.

I like the direction this thread is taking...

I like the direction this thread is taking...

*takes a bow*

Or a toothpick. *nod*

Scotch tape's good to cover one's nipples in case you're using a strapless shirt.

how can that be done? Isn't Scotch tape is transparent?

explain...

with pics please? :p

how can that be done? Isn't Scotch tape is transparent?

explain...

with pics please? :p

Ah, this forum is filled with the perverted... I like it. :)

how can that be done? Isn't Scotch tape is transparent?

explain...

with pics please? :p

If you cover your nipples with the tape (only the nipples), even if the tape's transparent, they won't show when they harden and you're wearing a strapless shirt. That, of course, is my experience.


Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for possible erections and pain this post may cause.

Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for possible erections and pain this post may cause.

Too late... :eek:

*Has to stay sitting down for a while, the image too strong*

If you cover your nipples with the tape (only the nipples), even if the tape's transparent, they won't show when they harden and you're wearing a strapless shirt. That, of course, is my experience.


Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for possible erections and pain this post may cause.

ah. but will they replace torn pants? ;)

Seriously tho. I heard of girls using double-sided tapes on strapless dresses to keep them in place.

Too late... :eek:

*Has to stay sitting down for a while, the image too strong*

A shirt like this one:
http://www.faqactivewear.com/faqtshirtsnmore/images/tubetop.jpg

Of course, many will say to wear a strapless bra.:tongue:

Mercy! It's too much! :eek:

Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for possible erections and pain this post may cause.

Just piqued my interest a bit. I have pretty good control over most of those things. I will remember that little tidbit for my next girlfriend (assuming I get one).

Mercy! It's too much! :eek:

*Splashes ice water on VKZ* Down boy!

*Splashes ice water on VKZ* Down boy!

*Splutter*

uhh... thanks. I needed that.

Seriously tho. I heard of girls using double-sided tapes on strapless dresses to keep them in place.

Yup, I have used double-sided tape to keep my boobies in place if I'm wearing a strapless dress. And it works wonders, especially because there's so unsightly bra line markings against your clothes.

*Splutter*

uhh... thanks. I needed that.

No problem mate.

"I wonder what you get from duct tape..."

Well one friend said dates and another said peace and quiet :eek:

I have sick friends.

Too late... :eek:

*Has to stay sitting down for a while, the image too strong*

pfft... and you call me a perv... :rolleyes: :D

pfft... and you call me a perv... :rolleyes: :D

Yep. I'm a hypocryte. :D

Yep. I'm a hypocryte. :D

Are you now?:D

Are you now?:D

Yep - a perverted hypocryte. :p

Yep - a perverted hypocryte. :p

A perverted hypocrite who uses duct tape?:D

A perverted hypocrite who uses duct tape?:D

Only when instructed. :D

Only when instructed. :D

Of course.:wink:

Of course.:wink:

Great minds think alike. ;)

Great minds think alike. ;)

Really? :p

Really? :p

Rly. :D

I wonder what you get from duct tape...

well, given that peeling duct tape in the dark emits visible blueish light, presumably you'd get even awesomer results in a vacuum. quick, to the sciencemobile!

Rly. :D

Wakatta.:tongue:

Wakatta.:tongue:

Hai Hai! :D

Great minds think alike. ;)

My mind is seldom out of the gutter.:D

My mind is seldom out of the gutter.:D

It works better than mine - you know many languages and work very hard. I cannot help but respect that. :)

It works better than mine - you know many languages and work very hard. I cannot help but respect that. :)

Oh my, Zero-kun, are you complementing me?:D

Oh my, Zero-kun, are you complementing me?:D

Am I allowed to? It's just my nature to compliment when I see quality. ;)

Am I allowed to? It's just my nature to compliment when I see quality. ;)

Go ahead, I like it when people feed my ego. :p

Go ahead, I like it when people feed my ego. :p

*Feeds Brownies to your ego*

*Feeds Brownies to your ego*

That fattens it, it doesn't feed it.

That fattens it, it doesn't feed it.

Still tastes good though. :D

Still tastes good though. :D

It does, but it gets you fat.:D

Go ahead, I like it when people feed my ego. :p

really? I prefer to do this.

*Strokes Nanatsu's ego*

It does, but it gets you fat.:D

Ok... perhaps there is another way.

*Feeds Yuki-Chan a crispy salad with a ceaser dressing*

That better? It's healthy too. :D

I leave for just a half a day, and you people can't control yourselves for that long? :mad:
Hmph!





(Kidding, just in case you didn't notice.)

really? I prefer to do this.

*Strokes Nanatsu's ego*

*purrs at being stroke*
http://animalscrazysmiles.pcdingo.net/images/cat2.gif

I dunno where you find them, but these smileys rock. :D

I dunno where you find them, but these smileys rock. :D

I Google! Do you?:D

I Google! Do you?:D

I do. I google a lot. I'm not one of those men with google disfunction. :D

I do. I google a lot. I'm not one of those men with google disfunction. :D

You do have smiley disfunction.:p

You do have smiley disfunction.:p

Well, I tend to use a smiley in every post - guess I like them. :D

Well, I tend to use a smiley in every post - guess I like them. :D

Addicted to them, you mean...

Addicted to them, you mean...

:D I guess so.

:D I guess so.

You´re a vicious man!:eek2:

You´re a vicious man!:eek2:

And I bite too. :D

And I bite too. :D

You´re a menace to society! You´re a menace to NSG!

LYNCH THE BRIT!!!!:gundge:

You´re a menace to society! You´re a menace to NSG!

LYNCH THE BRIT!!!!:gundge:

She no like me any more... :(

She no like me any more... :(

nah, she just likes em well hung. :D

nah, she just likes em well hung. :D

I can handle that. :)

nah, she just likes em well hung. :D

JuNii! You promised you would never discuss our intimate moments on NSG!:eek2:



:D

JuNii! You promised you would never discuss our intimate moments on NSG!:eek2:



:D

Hey, I never mentioned the...
yeah, right, like I would tell!

JuNii! You promised you would never discuss our intimate moments on NSG!:eek2:



:D

"Discuss" and "pantomime" are different.

Hey, I never mentioned the...
yeah, right, like I would tell!

Awww, you´re a gentleman after all!:fluffle:

Now, about the duct tape. Where do you want me to start your depilatory session?


:tongue:

"Discuss" and "pantomime" are different.

And you, you, do not deny it! You helped JuNii while I was in captivity!

And you, you, do not deny it! You helped JuNii while I was in captivity!

When were you in captivity, Yuki-Chan? :confused:

When were you in captivity, Yuki-Chan? :confused:

If I tell you, I can die.

If I tell you, I can die.

Ok then. :)

Awww, you´re a gentleman after all!:fluffle:

Now, about the duct tape. Where do you want me to start your depilatory session?


:tongue:

the usual place would be fine.

the usual place would be fine.

Ok sir...
*sound of duct tape being stretched*
Bend over!

Ok sir...
*sound of duct tape being stretched*
Bend over!

Yes Mistress! :hail:

Yes Mistress! :hail:

I think I caused a reversal of characters here.:eek2: