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One of my study partners in Law School is a Muslim. She is a young woman of tremendous intellectual repertoire, but I can forgive that.

The issue is that she wears a head scarf and some kind of floor length dress that also covers her arms down to the wrists, leaving only her face and hands visible. My understanding is that this is in deference to some sort of divine edict of modesty, and that it serves the cultural utility of preventing the men from becoming tempted by the loveliness of women.

And its totally making me horny.

I'm serious, I can't think around this girl. Its bad enough my other partner is a brilliant blonde vixen who paid for her undergraduate degree as a high-end Vegas cocktail waitress, now I have to contend with the irony of a Muslim woman who's lithe silhouette, radiant eyes, dulcid laugh, gentle hands, and formidable mind are only made more beautifully sultry by this religious outfit?

Now, conceivably, I could develop rudimentary emotional maturity and recognize that her choice of dress should in no way factor in my puerile fixation on how fucking hot it makes her. I could respect her rights and worth, not just as a human but as a valued colleague.

I'm not going to do that.

This woman needs to change her religion. Or convert to whatever sect of Islam forces women to wear baggy jeans, flip flops, and a t-shirt with a picture of Rush Limbaugh frugging in a pair of daisy dukes.

I'm serious, these people are dangerous to us all and must be stopped.

It's human nature. We always want what we don't have. In your case, the sight, sound, taste and touch of a hot Muslim girl. You're lucky she's not wearing a burqha or you'd need to change your pants every time you looked at her.

Luckily, in Islamic culture, it's acceptable to buy her for a camel or something, it's cheap and it gets rid of that annoying camel from your lawn.

Awesome.

Next, get nuns out of their habits. After that, convince the Orthodox Jewish women to wear bikinis.

Oh, man, a burka (sic?)....now I don't need to buy porn for another day...

I wonder if you can finance a camel?

I heard the other day that the average nun is now in her seventies...I had to get therapy after seeing "Bad Lieutenant."







Orthodox Jewessishesesses women in bikinis? Can we all this "The Katganistan Project"?

This thread title got my imediate attention and unsurprisingly was not what first came to mind.

As for advice well... Ya got nothin

This thread title got my imediate attention and unsurprisingly was not what first came to mind.

As for advice well... Ya got nothin

This is true so many levels...

Out of curiousity, I googled "naughty jilbab girls."

27,900 hits.

Apparently, yours is a common problem. :tongue:

Here. Some Amish porn until you get a camel:

http://www.geocities.com/esm55430/Dsc00247.jpg

Here. Some Amish porn until you get a camel:

http://www.geocities.com/esm55430/Dsc00247.jpg

*Reports Post to Amish Mods*

*Reports Post to Amish Mods*

So... I'll be shunned instead of banned?

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Are you turned on yet?

Such rampant pornage!! The mods are falling asleep at the wheels!!

:tongue:

*stern voice*
"now people this is a serious problem of religious discrimination against the women of Islam and we as NSGers must strive. . .to . . . uphold . . .
*breaks down laughing*
oh boy . . . .you guys are my heroes

One of my study partners in Law School is a Muslim. She is a young woman of tremendous intellectual repertoire, but I can forgive that.

The issue is that she wears a head scarf and some kind of floor length dress that also covers her arms down to the wrists, leaving only her face and hands visible. My understanding is that this is in deference to some sort of divine edict of modesty, and that it serves the cultural utility of preventing the men from becoming tempted by the loveliness of women.

And its totally making me horny.

I'm serious, I can't think around this girl. Its bad enough my other partner is a brilliant blonde vixen who paid for her undergraduate degree as a high-end Vegas cocktail waitress, now I have to contend with the irony of a Muslim woman who's lithe silhouette, radiant eyes, dulcid laugh, gentle hands, and formidable mind are only made more beautifully sultry by this religious outfit?

Now, conceivably, I could develop rudimentary emotional maturity and recognize that her choice of dress should in no way factor in my puerile fixation on how fucking hot it makes her. I could respect her rights and worth, not just as a human but as a valued colleague.

I'm not going to do that.

This woman needs to change her religion. Or convert to whatever sect of Islam forces women to wear baggy jeans, flip flops, and a t-shirt with a picture of Rush Limbaugh frugging in a pair of daisy dukes.

I'm serious, these people are dangerous to us all and must be stopped.

Proves my blameworthy for rape point doesn't it. Thank God my genes are quirky or else I'd be like other men. :D I am wise indeed....*nods*

*cookie to the one who guesses whether or not I'm joking, if you get it wrong I'll condemn thee to eternal spamnation!*

Has anybody blamed the Jews yet? If not, I'll do it.

Has anybody blamed the Jews yet? If not, I'll do it.
Might as well mention Hitler here and be done with it:

Hitler did it!

There, happy, now let's get back to pointless thread... :)

Has anybody blamed the Jews yet? If not, I'll do it.

Might as well mention Hitler here and be done with it:

Hitler did it!

There, happy, now let's get back to pointless thread... :)

Oh please, Anti-Semitism and Nazism are way passé.

This is a thread about the OP's problem with Islam, so it's clearly the fault of the Ebil Izlamik Hyvemynd.

One of my study partners in Law School is a Muslim. She is a young woman of tremendous intellectual repertoire, but I can forgive that.

The issue is that she wears a head scarf and some kind of floor length dress that also covers her arms down to the wrists, leaving only her face and hands visible. My understanding is that this is in deference to some sort of divine edict of modesty, and that it serves the cultural utility of preventing the men from becoming tempted by the loveliness of women.

And its totally making me horny.

I'm serious, I can't think around this girl. Its bad enough my other partner is a brilliant blonde vixen who paid for her undergraduate degree as a high-end Vegas cocktail waitress, now I have to contend with the irony of a Muslim woman who's lithe silhouette, radiant eyes, dulcid laugh, gentle hands, and formidable mind are only made more beautifully sultry by this religious outfit?

Now, conceivably, I could develop rudimentary emotional maturity and recognize that her choice of dress should in no way factor in my puerile fixation on how fucking hot it makes her. I could respect her rights and worth, not just as a human but as a valued colleague.

I'm not going to do that.

This woman needs to change her religion. Or convert to whatever sect of Islam forces women to wear baggy jeans, flip flops, and a t-shirt with a picture of Rush Limbaugh frugging in a pair of daisy dukes.

I'm serious, these people are dangerous to us all and must be stopped.

It's the accent in a literate Arabic woman that is alluring to me. That voice laced with hints of Arabia. Yummy.

now I have to contend with the irony of a Muslim woman who's lithe silhouette, radiant eyes, dulcid laugh, gentle hands, and formidable mind are only made more beautifully sultry by this religious outfit?

*sends this to Geert Wilders*

Next, get nuns out of their habits. After that, convince the Orthodox Jewish women to wear bikinis.

http://www.filehurricane.com/viewerthumbnails/6102008102005AM_nuns_have_tits.jpg

http://www.filehurricane.com/viewerthumbnails/6102008102005AM_nuns_have_tits.jpg
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I like football.

I dunno Ferrous Oxide... as... racy as that pic may be, for some reason, your sig right under it makes it... Rrrrroooowwwrrrr! :p

Now, many people here have suggested you give her a camel.

I, however, suggest you give her the toe of a camel.

I am sure it's far preferable to a camel.

Cookie to the first who guesses what I am referring to...

Hammurabi, you're funnier (and surprisingly, less controversial than this comparison that began circulating shortly after 9/11. It does, however, get its point across effectively:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/favorites/AmericaAfghanistan.html

Now, conceivably, I could develop rudimentary emotional maturity and recognize that her choice of dress should in no way factor in my puerile fixation on how fucking hot it makes her. I could respect her rights and worth, not just as a human but as a valued colleague.

I'm not going to do that. Sounds like a personal problem (That you really don't have any desire to fix. ;)) to me. :p

just slip her some roofies and you will be set.

One of my study partners in Law School is a Muslim. She is a young woman of tremendous intellectual repertoire, but I can forgive that.

The issue is that she wears a head scarf and some kind of floor length dress that also covers her arms down to the wrists, leaving only her face and hands visible. My understanding is that this is in deference to some sort of divine edict of modesty, and that it serves the cultural utility of preventing the men from becoming tempted by the loveliness of women.

And its totally making me horny.

I'm serious, I can't think around this girl. Its bad enough my other partner is a brilliant blonde vixen who paid for her undergraduate degree as a high-end Vegas cocktail waitress, now I have to contend with the irony of a Muslim woman who's lithe silhouette, radiant eyes, dulcid laugh, gentle hands, and formidable mind are only made more beautifully sultry by this religious outfit?

Now, conceivably, I could develop rudimentary emotional maturity and recognize that her choice of dress should in no way factor in my puerile fixation on how fucking hot it makes her. I could respect her rights and worth, not just as a human but as a valued colleague.

I'm not going to do that.

This woman needs to change her religion. Or convert to whatever sect of Islam forces women to wear baggy jeans, flip flops, and a t-shirt with a picture of Rush Limbaugh frugging in a pair of daisy dukes.

I'm serious, these people are dangerous to us all and must be stopped.

Hammu Hammu, just approach her with your awesome wit and convince her to take off that burka. Either that or convert to Islam.:tongue:

I haz stumbled into a weird world... :eek:

Personally, people in veils don't appeal to me - I like to look upon their face.

Next, get nuns out of their habits. After that, convince the Orthodox Jewish women to wear bikinis.

But please throw in a free Brazilian wax!

Luckily, in Islamic culture, it's acceptable to buy her for a camel or something, it's cheap and it gets rid of that annoying camel from your lawn.

Some aren't even worth a camel. In such cases, a goat will do.

I haz stumbled into a weird world... :eek:

Personally, people in veils don't appeal to me - I like to look upon their face.Well you're in luck, most muslims don't cover their faces. Only the ultra conservative carry it as far as the burka or veils. Most feel that simply covering the hair, arms and legs satisfies the modesty edict.

Seduce her.

Of course, if she's from an ultra conservative family, her father or brothers or uncles will come out of the woodwork and kill her in the name of the family's honor if you do.

I have a friend who prefers sometimes to wear the veil (though I call it a facemask :D) as well, but I don't think you could call her ultra-conservative...

I have a friend who prefers sometimes to wear the veil (though I call it a facemask :D) as well, but I don't think you could call her ultra-conservative...

That happens, too. She's safe as long as she doesn't have ultra conservative male relatives.

So your saying because you have no control over your cock a woman should change her religion?

And how is that any different to men forcing women to wear a head scarf or not drive in countries like Saudi Arabia?

Grow up mate! your a law student! your not a teenager anymore!

Anti-Semitism

Anti-Jewish is different to Anti-Semitism. Arabs are Semitic as well.

So your saying because you have no control over your cock a woman should change her religion?

And how is that any different to men forcing women to wear a head scarf or not drive in countries like Saudi Arabia?

Grow up mate! your a law student! your not a teenager anymore!

Lol. Read Hammurab's other threads, then re-read this thread, and then your post, and you'll see how stupid that was.

So your saying because you have no control over your cock a woman should change her religion?

And how is that any different to men forcing women to wear a head scarf or not drive in countries like Saudi Arabia?

Grow up mate! your a law student! your not a teenager anymore!

90% of what Hammurab says should be taken with a grain of salt... the other 10% is designed to be funny.

But Adunabar, Hammurab's threads become even funnier when some people think he's serious. Mind you, Hammurab does have a point. Part of the population in my neighborhood are Muslims, mainly from Mediterranean descent. Quite a few of the young Muslim women that I encounter in the nearby shopping center and in the windy streets of my city are quite pleasant to look at.

Out of curiousity, I googled "naughty jilbab girls."

27,900 hits.

Apparently, yours is a common problem. :tongue:

Porn without borders...

So... I'll be shunned instead of banned?

You be careful now, out fucking amongst 'dem fucking English....

Proves my blameworthy for rape point doesn't it. Thank God my genes are quirky or else I'd be like other men. :D I am wise indeed....*nods*

*cookie to the one who guesses whether or not I'm joking, if you get it wrong I'll condemn thee to eternal spamnation!*

Your "point" about women being blameworthy for rape was not presented as a joke, you seriously tried to defend it, and it was and is seriously grotesque as a mentality. At least Ferrous Oxide posted something useful for once.

Has anybody blamed the Jews yet? If not, I'll do it.

Damn Jews. Think about it. Had there been no Jews, we'd have no Muslims. So the Muslims are the fault of the Jews.

Sexy, modest, intellectual Muslim girls?
I'd hit it like a 767

It's the accent in a literate Arabic woman that is alluring to me. That voice laced with hints of Arabia. Yummy.

Damn skippy...and a few weeks ago, she brought dates to the night class...they were sweet and flavorful and exotic and I wanted to work them around in my mouth...

Oh dear Jesus...

Now, many people here have suggested you give her a camel.

I, however, suggest you give her the toe of a camel.

I am sure it's far preferable to a camel.

Cookie to the first who guesses what I am referring to...

The toe of a camel, heh, I think that's what they're trying to avoid with the gear...

I'd rather give her the hump of a me.

Hammu Hammu, just approach her with your awesome wit and convince her to take off that burka. Either that or convert to Islam.:tongue:

"There is no God but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet, and I'd really like to pleasure you."

they were sweet and flavorful and exotic and I wanted to work them around in my mouth...

I'd rather give her the hump of a me.

I like the way you think

So your saying because you have no control over your cock a woman should change her religion?

And how is that any different to men forcing women to wear a head scarf or not drive in countries like Saudi Arabia?

Grow up mate! your a law student! your not a teenager anymore!

I know I'm not a teenager, I'm 33. And I already explained I wasn't doing any growing up. That places undo burden on me to exert effort.

It makes more sense for this woman to abandon the governing belief system for her whole life so as to not inconvenience me.

90% of what Hammurab says should be taken with a grain of salt... the other 10% is designed to be funny.

Oh man...and if only some fraction of the part designed to be funny actually succeeds at being funny...

Oh dear...

Sexy, modest, intellectual Muslim girls?
I'd hit it like a 767

Aw, dude, dude, aw, no...:)

I like the way you think

So I'm not the only one who would like to take a long deep sniff in the flower of Islam?

Wow, I hope they aren't the One True Religion, or Allah is going to curb stomp my ass for this...

So I'm not the only one who would like to take a long deep stiff in the flower of Islam?

fix'd :)

But I probably should get some sleep.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7651231.stm

If Sheikh Muhammad al-Habadan has his way, soon you will be more aroused by the thoughts of seeing only one eye.

fix'd :)

But I probably should get some sleep.

May you wake up with a hot muslim chick that you unknowingly married, and who then blows your mind and more with a lifetime of suprisingly yet Islam compatible sex and...whatever else you both like to do.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7651231.stm

If Sheikh Muhammad al-Habadan has his way, soon you will be more aroused by the thoughts of seeing only one eye.

...........so......there's a dude out there.....an intensely religious dude....who can't handle seeing both of a woman's eyes, because they might use makeup to be "seductive"...

I feel better about myself.





In a lot of ways.

Man this is a disgusting religon. Having sex with 8 year olds and infant girls? This are not people, they are beasts, sub humans not worthy of breathing the same air as the rest of us.

Man this is a disgusting religon. Having sex with 8 year olds and infant girls? This are not people, they are beasts, sub humans not worthy of breathing the same air as the rest of us.

My, such vitriol.

You're not an 8 year old are you?

One of my study partners in Law School is a Muslim. She is a young woman of tremendous intellectual repertoire, but I can forgive that.

The issue is that she wears a head scarf and some kind of floor length dress that also covers her arms down to the wrists, leaving only her face and hands visible. My understanding is that this is in deference to some sort of divine edict of modesty, and that it serves the cultural utility of preventing the men from becoming tempted by the loveliness of women.

And its totally making me horny.

I'm serious, I can't think around this girl. Its bad enough my other partner is a brilliant blonde vixen who paid for her undergraduate degree as a high-end Vegas cocktail waitress, now I have to contend with the irony of a Muslim woman who's lithe silhouette, radiant eyes, dulcid laugh, gentle hands, and formidable mind are only made more beautifully sultry by this religious outfit?

Now, conceivably, I could develop rudimentary emotional maturity and recognize that her choice of dress should in no way factor in my puerile fixation on how fucking hot it makes her. I could respect her rights and worth, not just as a human but as a valued colleague.

I'm not going to do that.

This woman needs to change her religion. Or convert to whatever sect of Islam forces women to wear baggy jeans, flip flops, and a t-shirt with a picture of Rush Limbaugh frugging in a pair of daisy dukes.

I'm serious, these people are dangerous to us all and must be stopped.

Jerk off 3 times b4 going to your study group and concentrate on the class material.

Out of curiousity, I googled "naughty jilbab girls."

27,900 hits.

Apparently, yours is a common problem. :tongue:

The first hit is HIGHlarious.

"Pseudo photos" :eek:

Wow your partner atm is a cocktail waitress. Shouldnt you just concentrate on her... Man just be happy with what you got. Thats my take on it. And as far as the whole converting thing go...She will tell you to convert. She will never convert. Trust me...

Your "point" about women being blameworthy for rape was not presented as a joke, you seriously tried to defend it, and it was and is seriously grotesque as a mentality. At least Ferrous Oxide posted something useful for once.

Then lets hope your OP was sarcasm/satire or you'd be blameworthy for seriously proving my point! DUNNNN DUNNNN DUNNNN!!!! :eek::).

Then lets hope your OP was sarcasm/satire or you'd be blameworthy for seriously proving my point! DUNNNN DUNNNN DUNNNN!!!! :eek::).
(emphasis added)

So...you think I somehow proved your "point", unless of course, my post was satire.

Your linguistic acumen is as sharp as ever, SL.

Jerk off 3 times b4 going to your study group and concentrate on the class material.

I do (unrelated reasons) and I still can't.

Porn without borders...

I have to say: WIN!

Wow your partner atm is a cocktail waitress. Shouldnt you just concentrate on her... Man just be happy with what you got. Thats my take on it. And as far as the whole converting thing go...She will tell you to convert. She will never convert. Trust me...

I should clarify.

I have two partners in my "firm", an assigned study group in Law School. One is the profoundly delicious Muslim, the other is the preternaturally sexy cocktail waitress.

My current relationship is with my wife, so I can't pursue either of my law school partners.

Which is sort of like saying that I'm married so I can't get a slippery, scorching three way with Scarlett Johannsen and Vanessa Williams. It wasn't going to happen anyway.

I have to say: WIN!

Damn right....

Positive Obscenity: Uniting Humanity...and our groins.

I should clarify.

I have two partners in my "firm", an assigned study group in Law School. One is the profoundly delicious Muslim, the other is the preternaturally sexy cocktail waitress.

My current relationship is with my wife, so I can't pursue either of my law school partners.

Which is sort of like saying that I'm married so I can't get a slippery, scorching three way with Scarlett Johannsen and Vanessa Williams. It wasn't going to happen anyway.

This argument against marriage is preposterous! I demand you withdraw it immidiately! You cannot threaten family values that are already declining in the US, due to the fault of the governmen! Only Washington DC reserves the right to fuck with family values!

(for the special ones: this was satire, or my attempt at it)

She's obviously doing it to provoke you.

Damn right....

Positive Obscenity: Uniting Humanity...and our groins.

Now you're promoting gay rights: Oh you are so going to hell! I mean it's not like Soddom and Gomorrah were destroyed because of their general sins, but because they were fucking each other!

Satire aside, I love how you make fun of religion. I am a Christian, but the way you make fun of it, in a satirical but non-mean way, is totally non-offensive.

(emphasis added)

So...you think I somehow proved your "point", unless of course, my post was satire.

Your linguistic acumen is as sharp as ever, SL.


What was your REAL motivation for this thread? Cuz if it was over a long dead thread your wasting your time.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/archivist.htm

Damn right....

Positive Obscenity: Uniting Humanity...at our groins.

*ahem*

:tongue:

What was your REAL motivation for this thread? Cuz if it was over a long dead thread your wasting your time.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/archivist.htm

[Enter Serious Mode]
If you'll look at the posts in THIS thread, YOU were the one who brought up your previous claim about women being blameworthy of rape on a previous instance.

You brought the previous issue up, not me., post #16.

I simply responded to it when you raised it as somehow applying here.

Thus, if anybody here brought up a "dead" thread, it was provably you. Your hypocrisy is wasting everybody's time.

[End Serious Mode]

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Your hypocrisy is wasting everybody's time.

[End Serious Mode]

It's not hypocrisy.
It's...

http://www.northernstars.ca/actorsabc/Media/carrey_dumber.jpg

It's not hypocrisy.
It's...

http://www.northernstars.ca/actorsabc/Media/carrey_dumber.jpg

I see you're familiar with LS's viewpoints. I can see why he doesn't like people knowing the character of his mentality.

[Enter Serious Mode]
If you'll look at the posts in THIS thread, YOU were the one who brought up your previous claim about women being blameworthy of rape on a previous instance.

You brought the previous issue up, not me., post #16.

I simply responded to it when you raised it as somehow applying here.

Thus, if anybody here brought up a "dead" thread, it was provably you. Your hypocrisy is wasting everybody's time.

[End Serious Mode]

Sure, I beleive ya, this thread was in no way inspired or motivated by the infamous past thread. I find it quite unlikely for someone like you to post about hot women in burkas and your "desires" for any other reason.

Oh and Neesika, I don't appreciate having you make false assessments on me based on impulse. I posted the archivist reference because I believe that the motivation behind this thread maybe questionable. That gives you no right to post a picture that supposedly represents my mental state. That hurts real bad and yeah I'm going to go emo now. :( Under normal circumstances I'd melodramatically hang myself after making a recording of my last words, but seeing as how you'd like that I feel it is my duty to live on.

Sure, I beleive ya, this thread was in no way inspired or motivated by the infamous past thread. I find it quite unlikely for someone like you to post about hot women in burkas and your "desires" for any other reason.

Right, after all, I have don't have a broad and established history of this kind of satire that predates your claim that women are blameworthy for being raped...oh, wait, I do, and the record demonstrates it. Your aptitude for determing what is "likely" is commensurate with your other reasoning skills.

Much of what happens, perhaps even a majority of it, has nothing to do with you, South Lizasauria. Again, anybody can go back and see it was YOU that brought up the previous issue.


Oh and Neesika, I don't appreciate having you make false assessments on me based on impulse.

So you don't want people's evaluations of you to be based on impulse (reaction to your most recent behavior), and you don't want it based on your past behavior (archiving). I can see where many of your views would benefit from precluding any evaluation at all.


I posted the archivist reference because I believe that the motivation behind this thread maybe questionable. That gives you no right to post a picture that supposedly represents my mental state. That hurts real bad and yeah I'm going to go emo now. :( Under normal circumstances I'd melodramatically hang myself after making a recording of my last words, but seeing as how you'd like that I feel it is my duty to live on.

Based on your response here, it obviously hurts you more than you want anyone to believe.

Yes, make sure to take extra care to make sure we know how little you care.

I may be closing this thread for spam, or for pictures beyond the ken of PG-13 (toes!), or for other valid reasons, such as degenerating into a flamefest.

Or maybe it's because a lighthearted thread has been dragged so far off-topic as to become serious.

Prithee, cogitate.