Coffee - Who Knew?
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-10-2008, 06:06
If I had known this, I never would have started drinking it.
http://news.aol.com/health/article/coffee-can-shrink-breasts-study-finds/218657?icid=200100397x1211924132x1200750505
THE LOST PLANET
22-10-2008, 06:09
If I had known this, I never would have started drinking it.
http://news.aol.com/health/article/coffee-can-shrink-breasts-study-finds/218657?icid=200100397x1211924132x1200750505Aw Come on... Aren't women always sayin' 'size doesn't matter...' :tongue:
At least you get a reduced chance for Breast cancer as a trade off...
Gauthier
22-10-2008, 06:10
How many gallons would it take to knock Pamela Anderson down a size?
:D :D :D
THE LOST PLANET
22-10-2008, 06:11
How many gallons would it take to knock Pamela Anderson down a size?
:D :D :DI don't think it shrinks silicone...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-10-2008, 06:15
Aw Come on... Aren't women always sayin' 'size doesn't matter...' :tongue:
Yes, but men aren't. If we don't act fast*, well-endowed women could soon become a distant mammary.
*And by "fast" I mean 300 years ago.
Sarkhaan
22-10-2008, 06:20
surely smaller boobies is a good trade for healthier boobies
Zombie PotatoHeads
22-10-2008, 06:33
I'm never picking up a woman in Starbucks again.
A year or two later, and they be aspirins on an ironing board? no thanks!
(of course I'd need to make a relationship last that long but that's only a minor matter, surely!)
If I had known this, I never would have started drinking it.
http://news.aol.com/health/article/coffee-can-shrink-breasts-study-finds/218657?icid=200100397x1211924132x1200750505
Smaller breasts, and a lower risk of breast cancer?
Doesn't sound so bad to me.
Gauthier
22-10-2008, 06:41
Smaller breasts, and a lower risk of breast cancer?
Doesn't sound so bad to me.
Getting breast cancer requires having breasts in the first place.
:D
Yes, but men aren't. If we don't act fast, well-endowed women could soon become a distant mammary.
You can be such a tit sometimes.
On a more "having content" note . . .
My wife often complains that hers are too big. Maybe I should tell her that she should reconsider her dislike of coffee.
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-10-2008, 07:28
Getting breast cancer requires having breasts in the first place.
:D
Men have, rarely, been known to get breast cancer.
Men have, rarely, been known to get breast cancer.
That would be because we still have some breast tissue.
I like smaller breasts... they are more shapely...
So drink all the coffee you like ladies!
Ferrous Oxide
22-10-2008, 08:46
Women should drink less, while men should drink much, much more.
Non Aligned States
22-10-2008, 09:00
Getting breast cancer requires having breasts in the first place.
:D
Unsurprisingly, men and women both do get breast cancer. What does that tell you?
If I had known this, I never would have started drinking it.
http://news.aol.com/health/article/coffee-can-shrink-breasts-study-finds/218657?icid=200100397x1211924132x1200750505
I have 4 or 5 cups of a morning, and my man boobs seem none the worse for it.
Women should drink less, while men should drink much, much more.
A fan of small breasted women and large moobs, eh?
Big Jim P
22-10-2008, 09:09
Maybe we should encourage women to drink just enough coffee until thier breasts are
perfectly proportioned?
Bouitazia
22-10-2008, 09:51
Good, I like´m small.
Tarasaurus
22-10-2008, 10:03
smalll breasts are better when I'm excercizing they don't fly in front of my faceeee...
Ferrous Oxide
22-10-2008, 10:13
A fan of small breasted women and large moobs, eh?
Other way around, dude. Women who drink less will have larger boobs, while men who drink more will have smaller moobs.
Dryks Legacy
22-10-2008, 10:25
Other way around, dude. Women who drink less will have larger boobs, while men who drink more will have smaller moobs.
Some reports on this study mentioned that coffee has the opposite effect on men.
Ferrous Oxide
22-10-2008, 11:01
Some reports on this study mentioned that coffee has the opposite effect on men.
Well, I didn't read that.
Everybody just avoid coffee!
Kamsaki-Myu
22-10-2008, 11:30
Smaller breasts, and a lower risk of breast cancer?
Doesn't sound so bad to me.
Agreed, though the caffeine does have other effects, so don't overdo it!
New Drakonia
22-10-2008, 12:20
I would definitely encourage women to drink more coffee. Those small, perky breasts reminds me of unspoiled youth, the forbidden fruit, delicious underage...
I would definitely encourage women to drink more coffee. Those small, perky breasts reminds me of unspoiled youth, the forbidden fruit, delicious underage...
o.O
Yootopia
22-10-2008, 12:32
smalll breasts are better when I'm excercizing they don't fly in front of my faceeee...
Excellent first post :D
The imperian empire
22-10-2008, 14:19
If I had known this, I never would have started drinking it.
http://news.aol.com/health/article/coffee-can-shrink-breasts-study-finds/218657?icid=200100397x1211924132x1200750505
Don't worry about it. The reduction in Cancer chance is a plus.
(And I can't be the only guy out there that likes smaller breasts.)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-10-2008, 14:20
Heh, I don't have to worry. I hate coffee and don't drink it.
The imperian empire
22-10-2008, 14:20
smalll breasts are better when I'm excercizing they don't fly in front of my faceeee...
Lol'ed irl.
+1
Healthy, premenopausal women with the gene who drink three or more cups of coffee a day have smaller breasts. Those women also have a lower risk of breast cancer.
I'd rather have small boobs than cancerous ones.
Aside from this, lots of things can shrink your boobs, exercise and eating correctly for instance (unless you already do this). They're lumps of fat with mammary glands and nipples.
surely smaller boobies is a good trade for healthier boobies
More than a handful is just a waste.
Muravyets
22-10-2008, 14:57
I've been drinking 3-4 (sometimes more) cups of coffee every day for more than 25 years, and my boobs haven't shrunk. On the contrary, they just keep getting bigger.
Or maybe the bras are getting smaller...
New Wallonochia
22-10-2008, 15:06
More than a handful is just a waste.
Yeah, but some of us have big hands.
The Parkus Empire
23-10-2008, 01:17
I am a male and I have minuscule nipples, but I fell the trade was worth it.
Katganistan
23-10-2008, 02:28
If I had known this, I never would have started drinking it.
http://news.aol.com/health/article/coffee-can-shrink-breasts-study-finds/218657?icid=200100397x1211924132x1200750505
Aw Come on... Aren't women always sayin' 'size doesn't matter...' :tongue:
At least you get a reduced chance for Breast cancer as a trade off...
Need more coffee.
Gauntleted Fist
23-10-2008, 02:32
Need more coffee.If only it were free. :(
Katganistan
23-10-2008, 02:35
Getting breast cancer requires having breasts in the first place.
:D
Don't be so sure. My grandfather -- yes, GRANDFATHER -- died of breast cancer.
Gavin113
23-10-2008, 02:42
Hey I'll be honest I am a guy I like a large Bosom as much as the next guy, but if means healthier breasts go coffee. Not to mention I am already a coffee adict convinced it is a miracle substance.
Zombie PotatoHeads
23-10-2008, 03:15
More than a handful is just a waste.
correction: more than a mouthful's a waste.