NationStates Jolt Archive

I’m visiting forums for ages and I realized that after a while some people can be putted in a box. You see the same types everywhere, in every kind of channel or forum and it isn’t restricted to some country or average age of the posters.

By accident I discovered this website, describing all kind of warriors:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

It’s just amusing. So, if you’re a warrior, what’s your type? :)

I remember that site from years ago. I would say I'm a kung fu warrior.

Bliss Ninny FTW!

that site is so old it DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

I think I vary betwen "Pinko" and "Yuk Yuk" depending on mood/level of drunkeness.

EDIT: And I just noticed "Issues". Add that too, as if anything even vaguely related to gender roles or transgender stuff is raised, my post count will double during the course of the thread. In short, I rarely post on topics not related to my "issue", but if I do its usually to mock right-leaning posters using bad jokes and puns.

I am a blended Evil Clown, Loopy and Toxic Granny milkshake.

Well done Hairless! There are so many to choose from. I guess I'd be a composite. I'm Pinko, a bit of Yuk-yuk, a bit rebel leader. It would depend on the thread and on how I'm feeling.

Been there before.

Depends on the forum. Right now, here, none. (BTW, there can be no composites. Not being consistent is little different from not being at all.)

But, as I've noticed, most people on NSG are this:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/troglodyte.htm
Although that's not surprising if we recall that NS is all about that in the first place.

*yawn*

Saw that a long time ago. I called myself Ennui. Someone else refered to me as an Ent.

Meh.

*yawn*

Saw that a long time ago. I called myself Ennui. Someone else refered to me as an Ent.

Meh.

I just read Ent. That seems to fit you.

Been there before.

Depends on the forum. Right now, here, none. (BTW, there can be no composites. Not being consistent is little different from not being at all.)

But, as I've noticed, most people on NSG are this:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/troglodyte.htm
Although that's not surprising if we recall that NS is all about that in the first place.

Are you fucking kidding? Not progressive? Have you seen the political compass charts, the vast vast of NSGers were on the progressive far left.

Wouldn't it be more ...hm...what's the word I want?...let's say interesting, to see what kind of warrior other people think we are?

Are you fucking kidding? Not progressive? Have you seen the political compass charts, the vast vast of NSGers were on the progressive far left.

".......bigoted narcissism" sounds about right though.

Wouldn't it be more ...hm...what's the word I want?...let's say interesting, to see what kind of warrior other people think we are?

LG: Evil clown (like there is any other kind).:D

LG: Evil clown (like there is any other kind).:D

There are a few clowns out there that aren't evil, but we'll get em. :D

Well, seeing as how I'm posting with a puppet and not my main... I could be anything really. No one knows me. But if I were to post with my main, I'd be between Atheist and Bong.

I wonder how people classify me.
I wonder if it's wise to wonder how people classify me?

Well, seeing as how I'm posting with a puppet and not my main... I could be anything really. No one knows me. But if I were to post with my main, I'd be between Atheist and Bong.

What? You haven't smoked enough to see god yet?

What? You haven't smoked enough to see god yet?

I'd need something more potent than pot to be deluded into thinking some invisible cloud fairy exists and that I'm a mere pawn in his perverted game of human chess.

I'd need something more potent than pot to be deluded into thinking some invisible cloud fairy exists and that I'm a mere pawn in his perverted game of human chess.

So I suppose you wouldn't believe me when I tell you that I have a close, personal relationship with god? I speak to, and see him every day. (and yes, god is a "he".)

I wonder how people classify me.
I wonder if it's wise to wonder how people classify me?

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bigcat.htm

Duh. :p

I'm either an Eagle Scout or a Weenie... perhaps it depend son my mood but I'm not sure. Anyone?

So I suppose you wouldn't believe me when I tell you that I have a close, personal relationship with god? I speak to, and see him every day. (and yes, god is a "he".)

I think it's cute that people actually listen to the voices in their head and can hold a conversation like that. If I did... let's just say that wouldn't be a pretty thing.

I think it's cute that people actually listen to the voices in their head and can hold a conversation like that. If I did... let's just say that wouldn't be a pretty thing.

But most of the time, the only intelligent conversations available are with the voices in my head.

So I suppose you wouldn't believe me when I tell you that I have a close, personal relationship with god? I speak to, and see him every day. (and yes, god is a "he".)

I can sympathise. I had an imaginary friend as a kid. My friend's name was "Bob", yours is "God". I'm not going to judge. Though I did break it off with him before it got to the stage of "close, personal relationship", and I do think its unusual for it to go that far. "Bob" stalked me for several weeks before I remembered that if I stopped believing he existed he'd go away. Which just goes to show...something.

But most of the time, the only intelligent conversations available are with the voices in my head.

I'll grant you that much.

I can sympathise. I had an imaginary friend as a kid. My friend's name was "Bob", yours is "God". I'm not going to judge. Though I did break it off with him before it got to the stage of "close, personal relationship", and I do think its unusual for it to got that far. "Bob" stalked me for several weeks before I remembered that if I stopped believing he existed he'd go away. Which just goes to show...something.

this is getting really funny
I suppose, but it's rally hard to dis-believe in something you see with your own eyes, every day.

this is getting really funny
I suppose, but it's rally hard to dis-believe in something you see with your own eyes, every day.

I watch Fox news more or less daily (for lulz). Just because I see it in front of me doesn't make me believe its true:p

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bigcat.htm

Duh. :p
Ok, perhaps I did rather deserve that...

(and yep, made me laugh.)

I'd need something more potent than pot to be deluded into thinking some invisible cloud fairy exists and that I'm a mere pawn in his perverted game of human chess.
I speak to Jesus all the time.
He has different faces, depending on whether I see him third period, fifth period, or eighth period....

Sometimes he prefers "Gee-sus" and sometimes, "Hay-seuss".

I wish he'd make up his mind.... on his pronunciation, and on the aspect he shows me.

Note: Jesuses and Angels almost without exception, aren't. Parents, that's a WHOLE LOT of expectation to lay on a kid -- and they spend most of their adolescent proving they have nothing in common with their name...

Try Lucifer instead. ;)

Why don't we state what we think of others, instead of catagorizing ourselves, which at times doesn't capture the essence of how others see us.

Ferrous Oxidus (or however you spell his name, K-P): Target

LG: Evil Clown

Kat: Big Cat

Neu Leonstein: Capitalista

Knights of Liberty: Ideologue (Liberal, naturally)

Nodinia: Lamer

Atleast a good 60% of this forum: Pinko

And for old time's sake, Eut: Centurion :)

So, who am I?

Ok, perhaps I did rather deserve that...

(and yep, made me laugh.)


I speak to Jesus all the time.
He has different faces, depending on whether I see him third period, fifth period, or eighth period....

Sometimes he prefers "Gee-sus" and sometimes, "Hay-seuss".

I wish he'd make up his mind.... on his pronunciation, and on the aspect he shows me.

Note: Jesuses and Angels almost without exception, aren't. Parents, that's a WHOLE LOT of expectation to lay on a kid -- and they spend most of their adolescent proving they have nothing in common with their name...

Try Lucifer instead. ;)

Still trying to convince the wife, Kat. Give me a few more years.:D

Who am I?


This is clearly not something a person can do to oneself otherwise everyone would be a kung fu master.

I'm not a warrior at all

I'd like to be Philosopher, but I'm probably more like either Big Cat or possibly Bliss Ninny (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/blissninny.htm).

Either way, it's probably something other people decide for you rather than something you decide for yourself.

Are you fucking kidding? Not progressive? Have you seen the political compass charts, the vast vast of NSGers were on the progressive far left.
And being a far-leftie makes one progressive? Please, communism has been invented a century ago.

But that's not the point; the point is that nearly everyone on NS builds up their ideology and self-confidently pushes it forward as the only possibly sensible one.

And being a far-leftie makes one progressive? Please, communism has been invented a century ago.

But that's not the point; the point is that nearly everyone on NS builds up their ideology and self-confidently pushes it forward as the only possibly sensible one.
Wouldn't that make everyone an Ideologue then?

Big Cat, or maybe Philosopher.

IMHO Imperial ISA is a mild case of Garble.

Philosopher, with strong elements of Pinko at times.

Edit: Also, I appropriate and recast Weenie.

I used to think I was a cross between Toxic Granny and Big Cat. I'm not sure anymore.

Wouldn't that make everyone an Ideologue then?
Probably many. I guess it's a



P.S. Crossovers do not exist, otherwise everyone would be a crossover between everything.

Hmm. Lurker seems like closest to me. Maybe some elements of Grunter as well.

I think it's cute that people actually listen to the voices in their head and can hold a conversation like that. If I did... let's just say that wouldn't be a pretty thing.

I'd say I'm a cross between Me Too and Rottweiler Puppy at the moment, though one day I'd like to be in Big Cat/Kung-fu Master territory.

I can sympathise. I had an imaginary friend as a kid. My friend's name was "Bob", yours is "God". I'm not going to judge.

And now that you're an adult, you can replace "Bob" with BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend).

A mix of Tireless Rebutter and Eagle Scout, I think.

I would be the Nobody Cares. Nobody knows what my style is (neither do I frankly) and unless the fate of the world somehow made it matter, Nobody Cares.

:D

I'm wondering... is my English unnatural enough for me to be a Patois (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/patois.htm)?

Also, LG is a mix of Evil Clown, Kung Fu Master, and Toxic Granny.

Lurker obviously:wink:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/jekylhyde.htm

Yup this is me. :p BEWAR! *twistch* :p

I'm wondering... is my English unnatural enough for me to be a Patois (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/patois.htm)?
Nope. Keep working on it. ;)

In that case I'll just continue to be my adorable little self.

I'm a coward

Why the hell would I have to read all types?

Why can't I answer questions to determine which warrior I am?!?

As I said earlier, I sort of remit to NS to decide what I am. I think of myself as an Eagle Scout or Weenie but its easier for other people to determine these things.

i think i am a cross between toxic granny, whisper and kungfu master and a therapist ...hahahaha

Still trying to convince the wife, Kat. Give me a few more years.:D
:) If it's a girl, Lucy.... ;)

I'm a textbook Innocence Abused (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/innocenceabused.htm), and anyone who disagrees with me deserves to die, at least once.

I remember that site from years ago. I would say I'm a kung fu warrior.

Having "debated" you, no, no you are not.


Meh, Im probably Big Dog or Jeykl ad Hyde. At least thats what I was told on another forum of mine. I doubt the Jeykl and Hyde bit though cause Im hardly ever nice.

Sorry, but I'm not re-reading that whole thing.:wink:

Regardless, I think it is far more interesting what "kind of warrior" others think I am than what kind of warrior I think I am. :D

I'm a Tireless Rebutter.

:) If it's a girl, Lucy.... ;)

Or Luke if it's a boy. Still don't think the wife will buy it though.

I'm a Tireless Rebutter.

Are not!

Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

That'd be me.

What I be?

Are not!

*slaps SaintB with a large trout*

Are too!

*slaps SaintB with a large trout*

Are too!

*Blocks the e-trout (I-trout if your using a MAC) with his firewall*

Are not!

*Blocks the e-trout (I-trout if your using a MAC) with his firewall*

Are not!

*pulls out a Harry Potter-style wand and points it at the firewall*

Magicus wankio!

*watches the firewall disappear, then slaps SaintB with the trout*

Are too!

*pulls out a Harry Potter-style wand and points it at the firewall*

Magicus wankio!

*watches the firewall disappear, then slaps SaintB with the trout*

Are too!

*Protects himself by casting quickened Prismatic Wall as a free action*

Aright, I was just testing the theory, I'll agree with you for now.

Only for now? :tongue:

Admin. I loves mah powah.

There doesn't seem to be a category that involves 90% of posts being parody or sarcasm and drawing immense amusement from arguing with people silly enough to take them for real opinion.

There doesn't seem to be a category that involves 90% of posts being parody or sarcasm and drawing immense amusement from arguing with people silly enough to take them for real opinion.
The term is "Trolling".

The term is "Trolling".

Well, that rather depends whether what is written is offensive or just silly. I'm not sure whether making a stupid argument that is offensive only to reason and not aimed at attacking a particular group would fit within that definition. Perhaps thats more "Evil Clown" from the website list, if I think about it.

Well, that rather depends whether what is written is offensive or just silly. I'm not sure whether making a stupid argument that is offensive only to reason and not aimed at attacking a particular group would fit within that definition.
Making a smart one surely would. Making a stupid one... well, trolling is a job, not a degree, so I guess that still counts.



And you won't believe how aggressive the round-earthers tend to get when politely explained why they've been misled all their life, despite at over 5 billion they hardly count as some poor offended minority.

Admin. I loves mah powah.

You have the power of a two day infant crying for its formula in a ward full of other bawling newborns.

If you search nationstates on the message board at that website, there are a few threads with people planning to invade the forums and troll it to death. But then they reject the idea because they claim it's filled with too many trolls already, and that we're all a bunch of total dumb asses (they have this bizarre belief that we all support fair tax).

If you search nationstates on the message board at that website, there are a few threads with people planning to invade the forums and troll it to death. But then they reject the idea because they claim it's filled with too many trolls already, and that we're all a bunch of total dumb asses (they have this bizarre belief that we all support fair tax).

Hmm...I don't think they did much research on this forum. We may be dumbasses, but nowhere near stupid enough to agree with the "fair tax" idea.

You know, I'd almost be willing to organize an invasion of them just for lulz.

If you search nationstates on the message board at that website, there are a few threads with people planning to invade the forums and troll it to death.
Trolling NS would be like...

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/66/Invading_B_Is_Like_Pissing_In_An_Ocean_Of_Piss.jpg

Hmm...I don't think they did much research on this forum. We may be dumbasses, but nowhere near stupid enough to agree with the "fair tax" idea.
What's wrong with fair tax? I absolutely hate all the government subsidies currently going to fairs (both county and state), and then they never get taxed for it either.

I wonder how people classify me.
I wonder if it's wise to wonder how people classify me?

ADMIN! with a potential mixture of kung-fu warrior and/or ent

I feel I am a Coffee Klatch, Strumpet or an Evil Clown. LOL! :D

I think I might be a picador . . .but i'm not sure.

Lurker.

*slips back into the e-shadows"

I don't see psychotic spammer anywhere

Why is everyone calling LG an evil clown?

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/it-pennywise-howling.jpg

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/joker-2.jpg

http://www.paoracle.com/webobjects/other/icp_wraith2.jpg


Those are Evil Clowns.

LG is the wholesome kind of clown who likes mud and jokes...

Ok, I am curious. I know how I perceive myself, how does NSG perceive me?

Feed my vanity, please.

Ok, I am curious. I know how I perceive myself, how does NSG perceive me?

Feed my vanity, please.

Probably an Ent.. you don't seem bitter enough to be a Toxic Grandma.


People seem to refuse to answer when I inquire.

Ok, I am curious. I know how I perceive myself, how does NSG perceive me?

Feed my vanity, please.


As a human being

Ok, I am curious. I know how I perceive myself, how does NSG perceive me?

Feed my vanity, please.

As a person.

I am most certainly a clown. :D

I don't see psychotic spammer anywhere

Can't see the forest for the tree, eh?:tongue:

People seem to refuse to answer when I inquire.

See what I mean?

See what I mean?

*whistles innocently*

Ego, or lonely guy.

There. Happy?:tongue:

*whistles innocently*

Ego, or lonely guy.

There. Happy?:tongue:

I'm too activley social to be a lonly guy but an Ego.. maybe? Just a mild one...


If there was an Attention Whore I might definatly qualify.

I'm too activley social to be a lonly guy but an Ego.. maybe? Just a mild one...


If there was an Attention Whore I might definatly qualify.

Dude, You're a Generalite. you would overqualify.

Dude, You're a Generalite. you would overqualify.

Can't argue that...

I shall ask again:

What I be?

I shall ask again:

What I be?

I'm wavering between:

Diplomat butts into hot disputes, presuming that the combatants will welcome and appreciate his even-handed and eminently reasonable mediation. Frankly, he gets what he deserves.

and...

Actually I can't find one that matches, some aspects of Eagle Scout and one I'd call Moral Highground, but I can't find the latter and there isn't a reasonable alternative.

Fair enough?

I shall ask again:

What I be?

Eagle Scout, I think I'm sorta one too.