Another Gem From Florida
Galloism
18-10-2008, 14:06
Damn it, I love this state. There's so much weird stuff that goes on here.
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6455171
A Florida man is suing the Booby Trap club in Pompano Beach. Charles Privette claims a stripper's shoe flew off while she was doing a pole dance. The man says the flying shoe broke a mirrored glass ceiling and the falling shoe and shattered glass hit him.
He claims the club should have made sure the exotic dancer was practicing safe stripping. Privette is seeking at least $15,000 in damages.
His lawyer says the pole dance accident left the man with a small cut, headaches and nose bleeds.
Call to power
18-10-2008, 14:12
His lawyer says the pole dance accident left the man with a small cut, headaches and nose bleeds.
and its not even Sunday yet
THE LOST PLANET
18-10-2008, 14:18
He'll take that $15,000 in singles please....
Galloism
18-10-2008, 14:19
What they didn't say is that the headache and the nosebleed didn't occur until *after* he got home that night.
I swear we have the best news *anywhere*.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-10-2008, 14:32
He'll take that $15,000 in singles please....
Yay! :D
"practicing safe stripping"
What, was she supposed to wear a helmet? :p
"practicing safe stripping"
What, was she supposed to wear a helmet? :p
No but he should have!
No but he should have!
Don't forget the elbow and knee pads!
Damn it, I love this state. There's so much weird stuff that goes on here.
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6455171
A Florida man is suing the Booby Trap club in Pompano Beach. Charles Privette claims a stripper's shoe flew off while she was doing a pole dance. The man says the flying shoe broke a mirrored glass ceiling and the falling shoe and shattered glass hit him.
He claims the club should have made sure the exotic dancer was practicing safe stripping. Privette is seeking at least $15,000 in damages.
His lawyer says the pole dance accident left the man with a small cut, headaches and nose bleeds.
Nose bleeds like this?
http://www.ezoons.com/anime/images/2004/04/ojikan2.jpg
Galloism
18-10-2008, 18:22
I should go down there and walk into that strip club wearing a construction orange hard hat - just to see what they say.
THE LOST PLANET
18-10-2008, 18:40
I should go down there and walk into that strip club wearing a construction orange hard hat - just to see what they say.They'd say it must be lunch time.
Do you really think it'd be the first time they saw a construction worker in a strip club...
Galloism
18-10-2008, 20:13
They'd say it must be lunch time.
Do you really think it'd be the first time they saw a construction worker in a strip club...
Good point.
Anti-Social Darwinism
18-10-2008, 21:21
Damn it, I love this state. There's so much weird stuff that goes on here.
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6455171
The Booby Trap Club? The name says it all.
Copiosa Scotia
18-10-2008, 21:23
The Booby Trap Club? The name says it all.
Yeah, he was clearly forewarned.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
18-10-2008, 21:31
The Booby Trap Club? The name says it all.
Damn it, beaten to the punch.
Maybe the club could make accidents like this into their shtick. Have a dancer dressed like a villain (ie, The Baroness of G.I. Joe) who screams:
"Here are ze boobiez und here iz ze DRAP!"
Then a light fixture drops on some poor jerk's head.