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Well, firstly, don't ask me, boredom got the best of me. :rolleyes:

Anyhow, I can make my whole hand touch the back of my wrist, and touch my nose with my tongue. Any other people with cool things? :)

I have a prehensile penis.

I have a prehensile penis.

Oh, that's ummm... Interesting... *looks up in dictionary*

EDIT: Meaning = adapted for seizing, grasping, or taking hold of something: a prehensile tail.

Wow, Lunatic Golfballs, I never knew you were such a player. ;)

I can click all my fingers at once and eat broccoli

Aside from piss me off constantly with how it looks, I don't think my body does anything particularly commentworthy. WANT SPECIAL TALENTS!

I'm technically dead.

I can click all my fingers at once and eat broccoli

Offft, what a hardman.

Aside from piss me off constantly with how it looks, I don't think my body does anything particularly commentworthy. WANT SPECIAL TALENTS!

You mean you can't even eat broccoli like the other guy?

I'm technically dead.

Now that takes skill.

I can lick my elbow.

You mean you can't even eat broccoli like the other guy?

No. It tastes horrid :(

I can cover my ears with the sole of my feet.

I can cover my ears with the sole of my feet.

I used to be able to do that when I was 2 Years old, I've lost my touch since then, damnit.

I can reach behind my head and touch my chin, with my elbow behind my head, without bending my neck or head in anyway.

I can reach behind my head and touch my chin, with my elbow behind my head, without bending my neck or head in anyway.

*trys and breaks neck*

God, damnit!

I have the ability to let off deadly gasses through my anus.

Aside from piss me off constantly with how it looks, I don't think my body does anything particularly commentworthy. WANT SPECIAL TALENTS!

super uselessness!

will you be using these powers for good or evil?

I'm technically dead.

Reagan dead or Patrick swayze dead?

No. It tastes horrid :(

tastes like hairy carrots imho

I can reach behind my head and touch my chin, with my elbow behind my head, without bending my neck or head in anyway.

Fairly easy.

I can do that easily, Conservative Morality.

I have pinchable cheeks. :D

As a Dragon, I have a bunch of special skills, such as flying and deflecting bullets with my scales.

Fairly easy.

I can do that easily, Conservative Morality.
Strangely enough, I'm the only person in my entire school who can do that... Or, for that matter, out of anyone I know.

As a Dragon, I have a bunch of special skills, such as flying and deflecting bullets with my scales.

So you have no special dragon skills?

Oh, that's ummm... Interesting... *looks up in dictionary*

EDIT: Meaning = adapted for seizing, grasping, or taking hold of something: a prehensile tail.

Wow, Lunatic Golfballs, I never knew you were such a player. ;)

And I contribute once again to the education of our youth. :)

So you have no special dragon skills?

...I can balance myself on the tip of my tail, does that count?

Strangely enough, I'm the only person in my entire school who can do that... Or, for that matter, out of anyone I know.

I would advise that people over there start working about their overweight...

I would advise that people over there start working about their overweight...

:rolleyes:

There are people thinner then me here who can't do this.

I have pinchable cheeks. :D

Yes, yes you do. *nod*

I can put both of my feet behind my head while sitting down.

I can't do much of anything, really.

erm, i can touch my nose with my tounge and i see people die while i talk to them in person :) i wish i had amazing dragon powers, but i don't :( my powers just get me depressed when i talk to my friends and happy when im argueing with people i dont like

erm, i can touch my nose with my tounge and i see people die while i talk to them in person :) i wish i had amazing dragon powers, but i don't :( my powers just get me depressed when i talk to my friends and happy when im argueing with people i dont like

I can see people die when they get run over by a train. Does that count?:D

I can lick my elbow and my nose, and bend all my fingers so they're at fourty-five degrees to the palms of my hands.

I was always in the shadow of my brother though. He can bend his arms in such a way to bring them over his head, even if they're handcuffed together.

Yeah, um. As far as my hands go, 'limited ranges of motion' are just suggestions.

super uselessness!

will you be using these powers for good or evil?

I'll be using my powers to support the liberal democrats. I think someone with my powers would fit in perfectly there

tastes like hairy carrots imho

Trueness.

Yeah, um. As far as my hands go, 'limited ranges of motion' are just suggestions.

Hey... sup? Want to grab something to drink later? :D

My legs bend backwards.

I can put both my feet behind my head, and I'm not a fit person in any normal sense.

I can bend my fingers backward a fair ways, crack just about every joint in my body (ever seen someone crack their knees? It isn't pretty), pick things up with my toes, walk a coin across my knuckles (which is more about training than being special, but whatever), put my foot behind my head, move my eyeballs independently, eat ridiculous amounts of food (last year, I ate over 2 gallons of ice cream to win a contest), deep throat a knife (but only when I'm drunk) and make a squishing sound by pressing on my eyeballs.

I can also withstand a lot of pain, but that's more about masochism and stupidity than physical prowess.

I can bend both my thumbs and move them around like a joystick. And I can eat chocolate. Now THAT takes skill!

Well, firstly, don't ask me, boredom got the best of me. :rolleyes:

Anyhow, I can make my whole hand touch the back of my wrist,

That's easy! Unless you're saying it's the hand that's connected to that wrist.

I can crack my wrist by pushing down on the back of my hand, like other people crack their knuckles.
If I push far enough, I can make my fingers touch the veins on my wrist's underside.
I can dislocate my shoulders at will. If you handcuff me in the back, I can roll my shoulders out of their sockets and get my hands over my head, in front of me.
I can clap with one hand. It's actually really easy, but no one else has been able to do it so far.

EDIT: And I can make my legs bow backwards.

Well, like Fiddles I can crack almost every joint in my body. Knees? No problem. Ankles? Just say the word. All my vertebrea and once? No sweat.

I can also, without any preparation or stretching, bend down and no only touch my toes, but rest my fingers flat on the floor. Palms flat requires a tad of stretching...

I can boggle my eyes. Not quite like those guinness world record people, but big enough to scare them. A lot of doctors think I have a thyroid problem, but as yet it seems not. Just big eyes.

OH! And if I put my right arm over my shoulder and down my back (like scratching that itch you get after the annoyingly long fingernails of a Thai ladyboy prostitute has raked down your back while she gives you sweet pleasure in the anus), and my left arm up my back from underneath (like the bobbys do to gruff London east-enders they catch after a movie length chase down alleys and shooping strips, culminating in a "you're nicked!"), then I can not only touch my fingertips, but actually monkey grip. With stretching, I can get hand-to-elbow.

And all of this whilst being an overweight, unfit male. Ain't life grand?

I can sit in many positions others would find uncomfortable. Here's one:

Stand on your feet. Then bring your body down so your legs are pressed against your chest. Do not let your butt touch the ground.

I can do that for hours.

Memorise Tom Lehrer songs after listening to them a few times.

Hooray for New Math! New hoo hoo Math!

I can reach behind my head and touch my chin, with my elbow behind my head, without bending my neck or head in anyway.

As can I.

I can bend my fingers backward a fair ways, crack just about every joint in my body (ever seen someone crack their knees? It isn't pretty)

Well, like Fiddles I can crack almost every joint in my body. Knees? No problem. Ankles? Just say the word. All my vertebrea and once? No sweat.

Ahhh. But can you two crack your hips? How about elbows? Get back to me when you've covered those two.

Ahhh. But can you two crack your hips? How about elbows? Get back to me when you've covered those two.

I can repeat-crack my elbows, and yes my hips too. How bout each individual knuckle on each hand, or each toe knuckle? Neck? Jaw? Wrist? Shoulder?

I can bend the last knuckle on every single one of my fingers, simultaneously or separately.

I can repeat-crack my elbows, and yes my hips too. How bout each individual knuckle on each hand, or each toe knuckle? Neck? Jaw? Wrist? Shoulder?

Yes and yes for the knuckles. My neck, not at the moment, I broke it 3 months ago so I'll be holding off on that... guess you could say I'm really damn good at cracking it actually :tongue:. I can't actually crack my jaw per se, but I can dislocate I just remembered. And yes I can crack my wrists; the left one doesn't actually stop cracking, I broke it 2 years ago. Shoulder(s) I can crack as well. The right one hurts to much to do it though, it kinda got taken out in the whole neck incident

I can put both feet behind my head, although I seem to be getting old and creaky because I can't keep them there very long without it getting too painful. I can also fully bend my knees, put my legs at a 180-degree angle, and sit on my feet (feet being sole-to-sole). Apparently that one is really hard for normal people; it feels like a comfortable stretch to me.

I can also get sick in all sorts of excitingly improbable ways...go me?

Ahhh. But can you two crack your hips? How about elbows? Get back to me when you've covered those two.

Actually ya . . .knees elbows hips really the whole bit. . .

I can do something only 1-3% of men can do. Thank you yoga.

One of the interesting things I can do with my body is I can dislocate both of my shoulders, but I will have to move my shoulders in a certain way. FYI, it hurts a lot when they dislocate. Also, my right wrist will always crack and feel like something clicking inside when I spin it or rotate it because I broke my hand years ago. I broke my hand when it was pushed up and then down. When I squeeze my right hand I feel bones inside of my hand click. My left hand is completely normal. Also, I can't wink using my left eye, only my right one.

I can twist my tounge upside down.


I can do something only 1-3% of men can do. Thank you yoga.

Pray, tell, good sir what is that? Or is it part of the mantra of the yogi not to tell other of their powers?

Pray, tell, good sir what is that? Or is it part of the mantra of the yogi not to tell other of their powers?

One assumes he can simulate creation as done by the great god Atum ;)
Or that could just be my dirty mind.

I'm double jointed in the index finger of my left hand.

I can bend my thumb back against my hand and dislocate one of my hips

Yes and yes for the knuckles. My neck, not at the moment, I broke it 3 months ago so I'll be holding off on that... guess you could say I'm really damn good at cracking it actually :tongue:. I can't actually crack my jaw per se, but I can dislocate I just remembered. And yes I can crack my wrists; the left one doesn't actually stop cracking, I broke it 2 years ago. Shoulder(s) I can crack as well. The right one hurts to much to do it though, it kinda got taken out in the whole neck incident

Yeah, my left ankle doesn't stop clicking... but that's because there was a period where I rolled it ALMOST to the point of breaking it about... 12 times? yeah, 12 times over a 4 month period. It tapered off after that, it would have been about 20 times that year. Crazy stuff. It was so weak, that in the end I rolled it getting out of bed once.

And also: YAY FOR ARTHRITIS! We're both probably going to get it :p

Sovietstan: Would the phrase auto-fellatio be appropriate? Or is that my strange imagination coming to the fore?

One assumes he can simulate creation as done by the great god Atum ;)
Or that could just be my dirty mind.


Sovietstan: Would the phrase auto-fellatio be appropriate? Or is that my strange imagination coming to the fore?

Oh, right my mind when asking him wasn't thinking about that sort of thing.

all girls can touch their elbows together behind their backs.

try it... but only when i'm around >.>

Hey... sup? Want to grab something to drink later? :D

Try and stop me. ;)

I can cross one eye at a time, at will.

I have pinchable cheeks. :D

You're just wanting me to kill you, aren't you?

God...you're more annoying than the Brady Bunch or the Olsen Twins when they were on Full House.

Oh, as for my strange things my body can do. It can go haywire every week with flu, stomach cramps, headaches, and Constipation.

I can make farting noises by pressing my hand to my eyesocket.

I once sung an A flat below stave on a bass clef (Ab1, c. 52Hz). Really should've recorded it.

The average male voice's lowest note is about an octave above this.

Try and stop me. ;)

It's a dare!:D

I have been thinking for the past few days about what sort of strange things my body can do and I can't think of anything.:(

You're just wanting me to kill you, aren't you?

God...you're more annoying than the Brady Bunch or the Olsen Twins when they were on Full House.


I love you too. :D

I have been thinking for the past few days about what sort of strange things my body can do and I can't think of anything.:(

Oooh! I know! I Know!

You can *is immediately tackled*

I can make my eyes shiver.

I once sung an A flat below stave on a bass clef (Ab1, c. 52Hz). Really should've recorded it.

The average male voice's lowest note is about an octave above this.

Pffft. You just had puberty early. :p

I once sung an A flat below stave on a bass clef (Ab1, c. 52Hz). Really should've recorded it.

The average male voice's lowest note is about an octave above this.

Nice!

I suppose I should have mentioned that I have a four-octave range (on a good day; if I'm not at my best it's only about 3-and-a-half) in my list of bodily talents, then. :)

Nice!

Someday I'll be a real Russian bass.

I suppose I should have mentioned that I have a four-octave range (on a good day; if I'm not at my best it's only about 3-and-a-half) in my list of bodily talents, then. :)

Whistle singing?

Someday I'll be a real Russian bass.

They are so badass.

Whistle singing?[/QUOTE]

At the very tip-top, yes. I used to be able to go pretty darn high without crossing into whistle-register, but after I got vocal nodes a few years ago I had to pretty much completely stop using the top octave of my range for a couple of years, and now I'm out of practice.

The funny thing about those high notes, of course, is that I mostly sing alto. I always liked annoying the first sopranos by being able to hit their notes better than they could. :tongue:

It's not much, but I can drink a whole glass of milk with out having to stop for air. That's when I'm really thirsty, anyway.

I can cover my ears with the sole of my feet.
Is this the part where i beg for proof?
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/cool29.gif

As i'd said at some point before, i can roll a major vein in my right hand over my flexors.
Actually, i can do a few strange things.

Someday I'll be a real Russian bass.
I did that in high school. Not so much anymore, since t doesn't really work with acoustic guitar settings.
Good for you, though.

I have been thinking for the past few days about what sort of strange things my body can do and I can't think of anything.:(Doesn't mean we shouldn't try/explore :D

Memorise Tom Lehrer songs after listening to them a few times.

Hooray for New Math! New hoo hoo Math!
The trick is singing it while playing.
And The Elements, boy howdy!

I can cover my ears with the sole of my feet.

Care to demonstrate? ;)

Care to demonstrate? ;)There's a line!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14111628&postcount=74
*pouts*

There's a line!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14111628&postcount=74
*pouts*

Ah! But I know what country to go to for the demonstration... :D

Ah! But I know what country to go to for the demonstration... :D
Tis true. So we both pitchin' in for the webcam?

I believe she already has one...
And I'd prefer a demonstration in person...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes008HL3.gif


plus this would almost make it worth the cost of the plane ticket...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg

The trick is singing it while playing.
And The Elements, boy howdy!

It's not a exactly a body-talent, but I can sing it even faster than Lehrer does. :tongue:

I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue. I can pat my head and rub my stomach without getting them mixed up. Neither of these is particularly impressive.

What constantly amazes me is a far more common thing, and it's the healing ability of my body. If there is no residual damage, I actually welcome cuts and bruises so I can watch them heal.

Gotta be careful with that one ... I'm starting to look like an old tomcat.

I have the ability to wear size 5 jeans, but not be able to see my size 10 feet.

I can rest my chin on my breasts ... :( It is very much an embarassing thing.

I have the ability to wear size 5 jeans, but not be able to see my size 10 feet.

I can rest my chin on my breasts ... :( It is very much an embarassing thing.

pictures or it didn't happen...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/naughty.gif

I have the ability to wear size 5 jeans, but not be able to see my size 10 feet.

I can rest my chin on my breasts ... :( It is very much an embarassing thing.

Have you considered a career as a wet nurse? Good money I hear, and won't cut into your internet time ...

I can have sex.

They are so badass.

This is true. Also, have you ever heard Tim Storms sing?

At the very tip-top, yes. I used to be able to go pretty darn high without crossing into whistle-register, but after I got vocal nodes a few years ago I had to pretty much completely stop using the top octave of my range for a couple of years, and now I'm out of practice.

Hmm, you know, now reading about nodes, I think I may be developing them as I've been having similar problems as described on wiki. Thanks for mentioning them, I'll have a chat with my singing teacher next week about it.

The funny thing about those high notes, of course, is that I mostly sing alto. I always liked annoying the first sopranos by being able to hit their notes better than they could. :tongue:

I know some altos like that, 'tis amusing :) How much into tenor range do you go?

I can bend the last knuckle on every single one of my fingers, simultaneously or separately.

Without bending any other part of my fingers, I forgot to add that...

Nice!

I suppose I should have mentioned that I have a four-octave range (on a good day; if I'm not at my best it's only about 3-and-a-half) in my list of bodily talents, then. :)

If people are going to mention singing too... I can (well at least used too) sing in three octaves without straining my voice. I sang Tenor, Baritone, and Bass in my high school chorus. Haven't had a reason too since though...

I can sing in three voices:

Crying Baby
Stuck Pig
Tortured Cat

Doesn't mean we shouldn't try/explore :D

Is that an invitation to use the Skywalker glove?:D

This is true. Also, have you ever heard Tim Storms sing?

Doesn't sound familiar. I'll have to google him. :)

Hmm, you know, now reading about nodes, I think I may be developing them as I've been having similar problems as described on wiki. Thanks for mentioning them, I'll have a chat with my singing teacher next week about it.

They're evil. It's harder than heck to get the darn things to go away completely once you've got them, so I hope it turns out you don't have them.


I know some altos like that, 'tis amusing :) How much into tenor range do you go?

On a really good day, I can get down to B flat; on an average day, I can only make it to C sharp or so. I've actually sung baritone before, which is hilarious. It was also very funny when I was dating a first tenor - I was endlessly amused by the fact that I could actually sing lower than he could. :tongue:

One assumes he can simulate creation as done by the great god Atum ;)
Or that could just be my dirty mind.

I'm amused that I can make a basically benign statement that could refer to a number of things and at least two people automatically assumed autofellatio. So yes, if I am so inclined, it can be done. Still, you people need to get your minds out of the gutter:p

I'm amused that I can make a basically benign statement that could refer to a number of things and at least two people automatically assumed autofellatio. So yes, if I am so inclined, it can be done. Still, you people need to get your minds out of the gutter:p

But life is so much FUN in the gutter!

Doesn't sound familiar. I'll have to google him. :)

He has the record for the lowest note sung.

They're evil. It's harder than heck to get the darn things to go away completely once you've got them, so I hope it turns out you don't have them.

Thanks, yeah I hope it's not that bad, but I've had problems with my voice for a while now, and resting over the summer hasn't helped a whole lot.

On a really good day, I can get down to B flat; on an average day, I can only make it to C sharp or so. I've actually sung baritone before, which is hilarious. It was also very funny when I was dating a first tenor - I was endlessly amused by the fact that I could actually sing lower than he could. :tongue:

Nice :)

Autofellatio, 'Nuff said. I think I'm just extremely flexible. :p

I can sing in three voices:

Crying Baby
Stuck Pig
Tortured Cat

Proof!!:eek2: