NationStates Jolt Archive


Does LG live in Chicago?

Galloism
15-10-2008, 14:46
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=6432610

October 4, 2008 (CHICAGO) (WLS) -- Chicago detectives are searching for a suspect who is apparently dressing like a clown and approaching children near several schools in the Garfield Park neighborhood.

Police say the offender has been seen wearing a clown mask or white face paint with teardrops drawn on his cheek and wears blue or multi-colored overalls.

The person is thought to driving a white or brown van possibly with some of the windows broken out.

I don't make the news. I just report it.
Vampire Knight Zero
15-10-2008, 14:48
Perhaps the LG virus has spread. :)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
15-10-2008, 14:48
A little bit of LG lives in all of us. Therefore, LG is international.
Hydesland
15-10-2008, 14:49
Are you equating LG with a child predator? :eek:
Khadgar
15-10-2008, 14:52
Who was it a week or so ago talking about a pedophile who was dressing like the Joker?
Galloism
15-10-2008, 14:53
Are you equating LG with a child predator? :eek:

Maybe he just wants to play with someone his own mental age? :p
Barringtonia
15-10-2008, 14:56
A little bit of LG lives in all of us. Therefore, LG is international.

Hammurab's wife has certainly had a little bit of LG living in her, though LG might be offended by the adjective 'little'.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-10-2008, 14:58
No mention of any pie flinging. No lessons in competitive wedgie application. No distribution of whoopee cushions and itching powder.

If this is one of my disciples, clearly he missed a memo.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-10-2008, 14:59
Maybe he just wants to play with someone his own mental age? :p

Yay! *pushes you into mud*
Hammurab's wife has certainly had a little bit of LG living in her, though LG might be offended by the adjective 'little'.

I heard no complaints from her. ;)
Rathanan
15-10-2008, 15:16
Candy and puppies in the back of my beat-up van, anyone?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
15-10-2008, 15:24
I heard no complaints from her. ;)
So the ball gag I gave you for Christmas is working properly then?
Non Aligned States
15-10-2008, 15:47
No mention of any pie flinging. No lessons in competitive wedgie application. No distribution of whoopee cushions and itching powder.

If this is one of my disciples, clearly he missed a memo.

Lies! You don't have memos. You have subliminal messages hidden in your pie formations. We have proof!
Galloism
15-10-2008, 15:48
Yay! *pushes you into mud*

*drags you in and then pies you*
Blouman Empire
15-10-2008, 16:22
No mention of any pie flinging. No lessons in competitive wedgie application. No distribution of whoopee cushions and itching powder.

If this is one of my disciples, clearly he missed a memo.

Maybe he wagged that day.
Gauthier
15-10-2008, 16:28
Nah, this might be more of the John Wayne Gacy virus. LG does not abduct before going for the pie and squirting flower.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-10-2008, 21:30
So the ball gag I gave you for Christmas is working properly then?

Like a charm. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
15-10-2008, 21:39
Lies! You don't have memos. You have subliminal messages hidden in your pie formations. We have proof!

Yeah. I call them 'memos'
Nah, this might be more of the John Wayne Gacy virus. LG does not abduct before going for the pie and squirting flower.

I've been known to tackle someone(typically a good close personal friend who won't press charges), duct-tape his hands and feet, drive him to a nice mud pit and toss him in. On such occasions, I am never alone and in fact encourage an audience; which kind of changes the mood of the abduction quite a bit, I find.