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Proof that Obama is not the anti-Christ! This is a MATHEMATICAL EQUATION that proves that Obama is just yet another democrat! Let's take the number of the devil, 666, multiply it by 3, the number of the trinity (That leads back to the Christ), and it turns out to be 1998! Therefore, Obama cannot be the anti-Christ, because he was not born in 1998. Take that crazed Right-Wing fundies! *Sagely nod*

Before any of you say anything, I'm only making this because I noticed something strange in my algebra class. I was messing around with my calculator, 'cause I should've taken a higher class.:D

So NSGers, what do you think of my equation, and what strange things have you found when messing around with a calculator?

I found 8712 / 4 = 2178 when I was messing with long division...

Just another democrat = satanic terrorist.

Obama can't be the anti-christ because he is a muslim

That calculators are monotheists, because 37818 held upside down reads 'BIBLE'.

Silly Conserative Morality and friends, numerology is for kids!

I proved there is no god through a line graph.

Eat that Descartes!

Proof that Obama is not the anti-Christ! This is a MATHEMATICAL EQUATION that proves that Obama is just yet another democrat! Let's take the number of the devil, 666, multiply it by 3, the number of the trinity (That leads back to the Christ), and it turns out to be 1998! Therefore, Obama cannot be the anti-Christ, because he was not born in 1998. Take that crazed Right-Wing fundies! *Sagely nod*

Before any of you say anything, I'm only making this because I noticed something strange in my algebra class. I was messing around with my calculator, 'cause I should've taken a higher class.:D

So NSGers, what do you think of my equation, and what strange things have you found when messing around with a calculator?

1998! THAT"S IT!!! the year the world temp shot up and has stayed there ever since! GLOBAL WARMING IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!

Unquestionable proof that Obama is a terrorist...

...found from a simple anagram: Will you trust with the Presidency someone whose name rearranges to "aka car bomba"?

Isn't numerology satanic? Thus the use of numerology to prove anything religious is some sort of vile sin. I suggest all involved flog themselves until the sin is gone.

Have a Bible loving day,
All hail discord!!!

Dude, we all know that Barney is the Anti-Christ.

Mathematical Proof:

Given: Barney is a Cute Purple Dinosaur.

Translettered to Latin (the Language of the Church):
Barney is a CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Mathematically: Barney = CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.

Important number equivalents:
Barney = CV + V + L + DI + V

Regular Number Translation:
Barney = 105 + 5 + 50 + 51 +5

Addition gives us:
Barney = 666

Q.E.D. Barney is the Anti-Christ. He's a purple dinosaur that likes to invade the minds of children. Children, I Tell You! The CHILDREN!!!

1998+11(number of letters in name, barack Obama)=2009

2009 is the year when Barack Obama would take office as President, therefore is the Anti Christ!

And if you type 8 0 0 8 in the calculator, it looks like it says BOOB

Dude, we all know that Barney is the Anti-Christ.

Mathematical Proof:

Given: Barney is a Cute Purple Dinosaur.

Translettered to Latin (the Language of the Church):
Barney is a CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Mathematically: Barney = CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.

Important number equivalents:
Barney = CV + V + L + DI + V

Regular Number Translation:
Barney = 105 + 5 + 50 + 51 +5

Addition gives us:
Barney = 666

Q.E.D. Barney is the Anti-Christ. He's a purple dinosaur that likes to invade the minds of children. Children, I Tell You! The CHILDREN!!!

D != 50 in Latin.

Isn't numerology satanic? Thus the use of numerology to prove anything religious is some sort of vile sin. I suggest all involved flog themselves until the sin is gone.

Have a Bible loving day,
All hail discord!!!
http://blog.pharmalive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/o_rly.jpg
Which verse?

Damn you all need a life. Obama being the anti-christ. Give me a f;;king break. All these numeral equations are pathetic. Way to much time on your hands. By the way Obama isnt Muslim.

Damn you all need a life. Obama being the anti-christ. Give me a f;;king break. All these numeral equations are pathetic. Way to much time on your hands. By the way Obama isnt Muslim.

It was just a joke, cool off. This is a VERY left-leaning forum, and I doubt anyone here seriously believes Obama is the anti-christ. So, welcome to NSG and try to take things a little less seriously, k?

This is a VERY left-leaning forumHey, I'm sort of quasi-pseudo-right! :D

This is a VERY left-leaning forum,

So that's why the bookcase keeps falling over.

So that's why the bookcase keeps falling over.

no that was me.

*pushes bookcase over*

no that was me.

*pushes bookcase over*

*pushes you over*

I say 80085!

Or 5318008 upside down.

*pushes you over*

*does ninja flip and lands on his feet in a really cool pose*

*Pushes Dumb Ideologies over*

*Falls over before the next guy can push me*

*Pushes Dumb Ideologies over*

*Falls over before the next guy can push me*...Maybe we should just step on you? :)

*does ninja flip and lands on his feet in a really cool pose*

*Pushes Dumb Ideologies over*

*Falls over before the next guy can push me*

*Develops ability of flight and drops shiny brass anvils on to your heads while singing "Stairway to Heaven" backwards in Esperanto*

*Pushes Dumb Ideologies over*

*Falls over before the next guy can push me*

*Riverdances on*

*Develops ability of flight and drops shiny brass anvils on to your heads while singing "Stairway to Heaven" backwards in Esperanto*

Flight eh?

...

*pulls Patriot Missile out of pocket*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Patriot_missile_launch_b.jpg

Flight eh?

...

*pulls Patriot Missile out of pocket*

*Grows to hundred times normal size, pulls out giant hammer, flattens the surrounding area, eats Godzilla, uses missile as toothpick*

Flight eh?

...

*pulls Patriot Missile out of pocket*
I see your Patriot Missiles and raise you a set of Rocket Men!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Rocketmen.gif

I see you Patriot Missile and raise you a set of Rocket Men!

I see your rocket men, and raise you a Jupiter-sized laser, capable of destroying the Earth when set at 4/1000 power.

I think the real question is the one raised by David Sedaris: Is Obama circumcised?

I think the real question is the one raised by David Sedaris: Is Obama circumcised?

Definitely. The main campaign issue should be foreskins, not foreclosures.

I see your rocket men, and raise you a Jupiter-sized laser, capable of destroying the Earth when set at 4/1000 power.
Pics or it didn't happen!

Pics or it didn't happen!

Did I not mention that it was invisible?

Definitely. The main campaign issue should be foreskins, not foreclosures.

Definitely in that circumcision should be the main question?

Or definitely in that Obama is circumcised?

Proof that Obama is not the anti-Christ! This is a MATHEMATICAL EQUATION that proves that Obama is just yet another democrat! Let's take the number of the devil, 666, multiply it by 3, the number of the trinity (That leads back to the Christ), and it turns out to be 1998! Therefore, Obama cannot be the anti-Christ, because he was not born in 1998. Take that crazed Right-Wing fundies! *Sagely nod*

Before any of you say anything, I'm only making this because I noticed something strange in my algebra class. I was messing around with my calculator, 'cause I should've taken a higher class.:D

So NSGers, what do you think of my equation, and what strange things have you found when messing around with a calculator?

Alright everybody put your thinking foil hats on. :p:)

Keep in mind that if Obama wins the US is Obama's nation. Put the words together and the word Obamanation which sounds alot like abomination. If he is the winner of the election he'll turn the US into a an abomination! :eek: :soap:

I see your rocket men, and raise you a Jupiter-sized laser, capable of destroying the Earth when set at 4/1000 power.

That's no match for my galaxy-sized Robot.

http://feiraz.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/3.jpg

Did I not mention that it was invisible?
Uhm... nope!
That's no match for my galaxy-sized Robot.
There's a picture of it. That I can believe! :p

Definitely in that circumcision should be the main question?

Or definitely in that Obama is circumcised?

It should be the main campaign issue. Both candidates should bare all. After all, we deserve to know all about the dick that will be screwing America over for the next four years.

Pics or it didn't happen!http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm184/harakiri9/DesktopBackground-1.jpg
Proof!

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm184/harakiri9/DesktopBackground-1.jpg
Proof!

Nope DI said it was invisible.

Alright everybody put your thinking foil hats on. :p:)

Keep in mind that if Obama wins the US is Obama's nation. Put the words together and the word Obamanation which sounds alot like abomination. If he is the winner of the election he'll turn the US into a an abomination! :eek: :soap:

Fail. You didn't use any math.

Fail. You didn't use any math.

Obama + nation= Obamanation

Obamanation = Abomination :wink:

Nope DI said it was invisible.So am I, but I'm still here. :)

So am I, but I'm still here. :)

Why? If I were invisible I would...do things I am not proud of...

Why? If I were invisible I would...do things I am not proud of...Because I'm such an honorable little soul. Went through all that effort to get that invisible-ink returned to normal ink, and translated it onto the computer for you. :(

...lolyearite.

D != 50 in Latin.

It's DI, as in D + I. 50 + 1. Should I increase the font?

As for all of your laser cannons, galaxy sized robots, etc., I have this...

*makes a quick call that travels vast light years in less than a second...*

Okay, we just need to wait, he'll be here before we kno...

[http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/drmanhattan_hulk.jpg

Ah. Here he is. Right then. I'll see your giant space-based weaponry, and raise you an omnipotent being. By the way, I'm being told that in fifty minutes, I win.

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/drmanhattan_hulk.jpg

Ah. Here he is. Right then. I'll see your giant space-based weaponry, and raise you an omnipotent being. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f7/Zoidberg_jesus.jpg
And I'll raise you another!

There was a lady of 69 who had 222 many boobs. She went to 51 street to see Doctor X who 8 them all which left her....

6922251 x 8 = 55378008

hint, hold your computer up side down, it's the end of the world.

snip lobster thing

And I'll raise you another!

Mine throws yours in hot water.

Anybody in the mood for Maine Lobster?!?

It's DI, as in D + I. 50 + 1. Should I increase the font?

As for all of your laser cannons, galaxy sized robots, etc., I have this...

*makes a quick call that travels vast light years in less than a second...*

Okay, we just need to wait, he'll be here before we kno...

[http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/drmanhattan_hulk.jpg

Ah. Here he is. Right then. I'll see your giant space-based weaponry, and raise you an omnipotent being. By the way, I'm being told that in fifty minutes, I win.

You didn't care to think of who was piloting my giant robot

http://www.godofwar2.net/images/god-of-war2-kratos.jpg

Mine throws yours in hot water.

Anybody in the mood for Maine Lobster?!?

If I wanted to eat Jesus I'd just become Catholic.

Mine throws yours in hot water.

Anybody in the mood for Maine Lobster?!?When mine dies, he becomes the real deal. Hm.
Guess that means I just won! :)

You didn't care to think of who was piloting my giant robot

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Can Kratos reverse entropy? Teleport anything to anywhere? See time ahead of him as if it's behind him?

And let's not forget that Kratos is a whiny B*$#@ who basically goes off crying when his family gets itself offed.

This thread... so awesome

Can Kratos reverse entropy? Teleport anything to anywhere? See time ahead of him as if it's behind him?

And let's not forget that Kratos is a whiny B*$#@ who basically goes off crying when his family gets itself offed.But Mr. Manhattan disdains the affairs of us mortals!
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i119/blackJesus16/SOUTHPARK/jesus20south20park.jpg
http://www.atvobsession.com/pictures/misc/southpark.jpg
At least my God gives me buffs! :p

what was the OP about again?

But Mr. Manhattan disdains the affairs of us mortals!
-imgs were here-
At least my God gives me buffs! :p

You think Doc Manhattan disdains us mortals? Fool. The good doc just left to work on his 'creating human life' skills. He left me his number in case somebody decided to try some bad shit like bringing a giant freaking laser beam in. We're tight like that.:)

what was the OP about again?

Obama being the anti-christ. I think. I'm pretty sure that I put something up detailing the fact that Barney was the Anti-Christ using actual math, but that was so long ago.

You think Doc Manhattan disdains us mortals? Fool. The good doc just left to work on his 'creating human life' skills. He left me his number in case somebody decided to try some bad shit like bringing a giant freaking laser beam in. We're tight like that.:)But the laser beam was just a big smiley face at first! How was I, mere mortal that I am (even WITH THE BUFFS), to know that it would open up and unleash all kinds of hell? :eek:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f7/Zoidberg_jesus.jpg
And I'll raise you another!

He's unavailable due to being pulled into the Multiversal Jesii War.

I raise you omnipotent beings . . .THIS
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/talk2action/norris1.png

I raise you omnipotent beings . . .THIS
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/talk2action/norris1.png

Silly child. If you've read Watchmen, you'll understand that Chuck Norris is Dr. Manhattan, simply in disguise. :p

I raise you omnipotent beings . . .THIS
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/talk2action/norris1.pnghttp://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff305/KartPROs/george2.png
I'll raise you that!
"So, this is how the world ends?"

Silly child. If you've read Watchmen, you'll understand that Chuck Norris is Dr. Manhattan, simply in disguise. :p

lmao da*nation foiled again . . .then . . .the ultimate being
http://www.lizardboys.com/uncomfortablejesus.jpg

Mr. rogers in a blood stained sweater.

Music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM)

um....say what...

oh....nevermind...lol i love that song

music is key

oh....nevermind...lol i love that song

lol

lmao da*nation foiled again . . .then . . .the ultimate being
-here be snipped stuff-
Mr. rogers in a blood stained sweater.

-link snipped for falsehood-

Dude, everybody knows that the Ultimate Showdown was a farce. I think I'm supposed to be in there somewhere (I know the Black Knight as I left him limbless is there), but I definitely didn't take part. Besides, with such cheap illustration work, I don't think it can be counted.

the number of the devil, 616
Didn't we already have this discussion?

Dude, everybody knows that the Ultimate Showdown was a farce. I think I'm supposed to be in there somewhere (I know the Black Knight as I left him limbless is there), but I definitely didn't take part. Besides, with such cheap illustration work, I don't think it can be counted.

Fair fair . . .but what about the legendary Black Beast of aaauuugh I mean it was fairly poorly animated too

I raise you omnipotent beings . . .THIS
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/talk2action/norris1.png

Threadwin. Plain and simple.

I proved there is no god through a line graph.

Eat that Descartes!

Hey, I did that same proof! It must be true!

[IMAGE MODEDITED]
You've been pitied, fools.

edit: Mr T even has screen breaking abilities.

GO TO YOUR ROOMS!

And think very seriously about what you've done.

No allowance for you this week!