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The economy is fucked because the Jews are stealing our money (and metals such as gold) to build a nuclear Judenhut of mass destruction that will give every non-Jew cancer, and therefore leave only the Jews to run USia the way they want it to be run.

That's right, they want to be executive producers of the free world.

Discuss.

Careful. This is the internets - someone will take you seriously.

Speaking of Ocean Drive, did he get DOS or something?

Zomg! Uz razist!

I, for one, welcome our new Jewish overlords.

The economy is fucked because the Jews are stealing our money (and metals such as gold) to build a nuclear Judenhut of mass destruction that will give every non-Jew cancer, and therefore leave only the Jews to run USia the way they want it to be run.

That's right, they want to be executive producers of the free world.

Discuss.

Thank fuck for that. I was having to question things there for a while.

Evidence? Like he said. Be careful what you say...

Evidence? Like he said. Be careful what you say...

Ironically you're the only one remotely close to taking this serious.

I believe that you have no evidence of this happening, I'm a Jew and I say that Judaism its just a religion and culture like anyother, not a group of minds trying to conquer the world, its ridiculous

Can I safely assume this is a Joke? Or do i have to break out the emergency tolerance speech?

The economy is fucked because the Jews are stealing our money (and metals such as gold) to build a nuclear Judenhut of mass destruction that will give every non-Jew cancer, and therefore leave only the Jews to run USia the way they want it to be run.

That's right, they want to be executive producers of the free world.

Discuss.

I blame the Italians.

The economy is fucked because the Jews are stealing our money (and metals such as gold) to build a nuclear Judenhut of mass destruction that will give every non-Jew cancer, and therefore leave only the Jews to run USia the way they want it to be run.

That's right, they want to be executive producers of the free world.

Discuss.

So, the plan is still on then? Good, I didn't want to think that my knowledge of the problem was going to cause the Jews to go back to the drawing board.

I know that I might not be able to single-handedly stop them, but I'm doing what I can to organize a resist...wait, what am I talking about? I'm a tall, decently attractive young man with no real hate for anybody but Nazis and Devil worshippers. I can grow a decent beard and I've got a few scars, so I probably can single-hndedly stop them. And then a movie will be made about me, since that's what always happens:

A threat arises.

One Man Meeting the 'General Criteria with Only a Few Restrictions' Decides to Fight.

Later, this said One Man wins.

One Man gets to sleep with Girl of His Dreams. Maybe marriage, but only if he doesn't feel pressured into it.

An Epic Film about One Man and His Fight is made, featuring an important Epic Film Actor.

Can I safely assume this is a Joke?

Yes. If it were serious it would be longer and present some sort of evidence (or blithering idiocy disguised as such.)

The economy is fucked because the Jews are stealing our money (and metals such as gold) to build a nuclear Judenhut of mass destruction that will give every non-Jew cancer, and therefore leave only the Jews to run USia the way they want it to be run.

That's right, they want to be executive producers of the free world.

Discuss.

This thread is retarded.

*disclaimer: this is a work of fiction any resemblance to real people is entirely unintended, The view stated here may not represent the views of Dawoad or any of its subsidiaries*



Liberal: this is rediculous. . . *chuckles*
Left winger: . . .Hey! that's not something you should . .. . waiiiit OH you were joking *laughs*
Right Winger: SO THATS WHY! I knew our perfect economic theory couldn't be wrong! Dmn those Jews!!! *build nuclear arsenal. Nukes Israel*


OOC:this is meant to be funny . . . pleas edon't sue me . .. or worse, call Kat. Oh god please not Kat! *curls up in corner*

Can I safely assume this is a Joke? Or do i have to break out the emergency tolerance speech?

safe assumption is the way to go

I believe that you have no evidence of this happening, I'm a Jew and I say that Judaism its just a religion and culture like anyother, not a group of minds trying to conquer the world, its ridiculous

You've been brainwashed and sent here as a spy for these terrorists, why should we believe you?

DEATH TO ISRAEL

Also, the Holocaust is a lie perpetrated by the Zionist-Marxist conspiracy.

I blame the Italians.

Well, sure. If Columbus hadn't gotten Europe all fired up about colonizing the New World, there wouldn't be a USA for the Jews to take over.

The French are the ones most at fault, though.

The economy is fucked because the Jews are stealing our money (and metals such as gold) to build a nuclear Judenhut of mass destruction that will give every non-Jew cancer, and therefore leave only the Jews to run USia the way they want it to be run.

That's right, they want to be executive producers of the free world.

Discuss.

But thyey already run America, why would they need to this? And if every non-jew has cancer, there will be no one left to use as manpower in the sectors not controled by jews already.

I believe that you have no evidence of this happening, I'm a Jew and I say that Judaism its just a religion and culture like anyother, not a group of minds trying to conquer the world, its ridiculous

Don't believe their lies. They're LIES!!!

You've been brainwashed and sent here as a spy for these terrorists, why should we believe you?

Exactly. When in doubt, play the brainwashing card. After all, it was perfected when they needed us to believe in 'the Holocaust,' despite THE TRUTH!

*disclaimer: this is a work of fiction any resemblance to real people is entirely unintended, The view stated here may not represent the views of Dawoad or any of its subsidiaries*



Liberal: this is rediculous. . . *chuckles*
Left winger: . . .Hey! that's not something you should . .. . waiiiit OH you were joking *laughs*
Right Winger: SO THATS WHY! I knew our perfect economic theory couldn't be wrong! Dmn those Jews!!! *build nuclear arsenal. Nukes Israel*


OOC:this is meant to be funny . . . pleas edon't sue me . .. or worse, call Kat. Oh god please not Kat! *curls up in corner*

ARGHHH! The in Jokes! NO NO NOT THE IN JOKES!

I'm just going to curl up in a noobish ball and sit in the conner...

[Grah i didn't post that quick enough]

Ironically you're the only one remotely close to taking this serious.

Well, not really, I'm telling him to be careful.

I blame the Italians.

>.>

<.<

Who told you?

:wink:

>.>

<.<

Who told you?

:wink:

I DID!!!!

I'm closer than you think.:eek2: You can't hide forever, for the people will see the Truth!

Exactly. When in doubt, play the brainwashing card. After all, it was perfected when they needed us to believe in 'the Holocaust,' despite THE TRUTH!

Yeah, I mean all of those so-called gas chambers were delousing rooms built solely to keep the Jews healthy. Let's keep the facts in mind.

I blame gay communazi lizards from space.

Yeah, I mean all of those so-called gas chambers were delousing rooms built solely to keep the Jews healthy. Let's keep the facts in mind.

I knew I wasn't alone in my knowledge :)

I DID!!!!

I'm closer than you think.:eek2: You can't hide forever, for the people will see the Truth!

You're all so silly, it was clearly Canadians pulling the strings.

You've got to admit, though, that the matzoh isn't quite the same without the gentile blood.

I DID!!!!

I'm closer than you think.:eek2: You can't hide forever, for the people will see the Truth!
*Corners Artie with a group of men in Togas.*:p

*Corners Artie with a group of men in Togas.*:p

No stealing my Greek Mafia. Come on boys.

*takes the men in Togas with him*

The economy is fucked because the Jews are stealing our money (and metals such as gold) to build a nuclear Judenhut of mass destruction that will give every non-Jew cancer, and therefore leave only the Jews to run USia the way they want it to be run.

That's right, they want to be executive producers of the free world.

Discuss.

I was actually blaming Bush for lowering the gas prices, that deceitful, yet wily con man that he is.

*Corners Artie with a group of men in Togas.*:p

No stealing my Greek Mafia. Come on boys.

*takes the men in Togas with him*

Thanks Gall. I needed that...

*notices that Conservative Morality still has his Sicilians in togas.*

Hmm. This calls for diplomacy. CM, if you do me in, I have to remind you that your sig dies with me. Besides, if the ninjas, pirates, ninja pirates, or clowns have anythi...

*A flash bang goes off and Artie disappears into a smoke cloud. Minstrels start playing.*

I had wondered where Sir "Not Appearing In This Film" had been.

...

HOW DID YOU KNOW???

Surely there must be a traitor in our ranks. I will inform the Learned Elders of Zion immediately!

*starts purge*

...

HOW DID YOU KNOW???

Surely there must be a traitor in our ranks. I will inform the Learned Elders of Zion immediately!

*starts purge*

Yes. Purge. Purge Them ALL! And when you have purged them all, then you must replenish your ranks. And I will find more moles, more traitors to oppose you. Every person you purge is a hole that I can fill.

Yes. Purge. Purge Them ALL! And when you have purged them all, then you must replenish your ranks. And I will find more moles, more traitors to oppose you. Every person you purge is a hole that I can fill.

I have a dirty mind.

Yes. Purge. Purge Them ALL! And when you have purged them all, then you must replenish your ranks. And I will find more moles, more traitors to oppose you. Every person you purge is a hole that I can fill.

Please. Your moles will be found, and let me tell you why. We will subject them to many tests to make sure of their Jewish blood...

They must be able to play hava nagila on a classical instrument.
They must be able to identify different coins by smell.
They must be able to name every Mel Brooks movie ever created...and recite at least one word for word.

None but a true, blood-sucking catholic killing Jew could do all of these things. Your moles are hopeless.

HOPELESS!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Please. Your moles will be found, and let me tell you why. We will subject them to many tests to make sure of their Jewish blood...

They must be able to play hava nagila on a classical instrument.
They must be able to identify different coins by smell.
They must be able to name every Mel Brooks movie ever created...and recite at least one word for word.

None but a true, blood-sucking catholic killing Jew could do all of these things. Your moles are hopeless.

HOPELESS!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Oh really? I'm just finding the true Jews, and paying them under the table. If they win, they've already been making a steady profit. And if you lose, I'm their insurance broker. Either way, they get the most money by working for on the side just for being my men on the inside.

Oh really? I'm just finding the true Jews, and paying them under the table. If they win, they've already been making a steady profit. And if you lose, I'm their insurance broker. Either way, they get the most money by working for on the side just for being my men on the inside.

Meh. When you get cancer and die upon our plot reaching fruition, we will be victorious regardless. :D

Meh. When you get cancer and die upon our plot reaching fruition, we will be victorious regardless. :D

But the ones that filled me in will be the richer Jews. Even if you beat me, my employees will still beat YOU...*cue dramatic music*

But the ones that filled me in will be the richer Jews. Even if you beat me, my employees will still beat YOU...*cue dramatic music*

After our plan, "richer jews" will be like saying "wetter water."

:wink:

But the ones that filled me in will be the richer Jews. Even if you beat me, my employees will still beat YOU...*cue dramatic music*

Maybe your moles are actually working against you as double agents?:eek2:

You only THOUGHT that you were manipulating me into thinking that I was manipulating you!