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Bizzaro (person)!

King Arthur the Great
13-10-2008, 19:52
Having just watched the episode "Bizzaro Jerry" of Seinfeld, I started thinking about what different Bizzaro clones of fictional and real people would be like.

For the record, we already have prominent Bizzaros of Superman, Batman (Batzaro), and Jerry, George, and Kramer.

I came up with this, based on the favorite villain thread, and I felt that I should share it with all of you.

Lex Luthor

http://www.mikecs.net/prodigeek/images/7greatestpresidentsthatneverexisted_D3CF/lex_luthor_president.jpg

And now








Bizzaro Lex Luthor

http://www.laughatliberals.com/images/george_w_bush.jpg

So, what would happen if people that you knew, or knew of, got themselves a Bizzaro copy? Discuss!
Lunatic Goofballs
13-10-2008, 20:29
I AM the Bizzaro copy.
King Arthur the Great
13-10-2008, 20:32
I AM the Bizzaro copy.

Of Who?
Conserative Morality
13-10-2008, 20:35
Of Who?
Isn't it obvious?

Andaras!:eek2:
Lunatic Goofballs
13-10-2008, 20:43
Of Who?

Jesus.
Domici
13-10-2008, 21:34
Something Awful (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/unlikely-political-campaigns.php?page=2) already found Bizarro Bush (http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-02-04-campaigns/Oiez.jpg).
Kamsaki-Myu
13-10-2008, 22:53
I reckon Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are Bizzaro versions of eachother; opposites and rivals, yet with the same sort of prominence as one another, inverted superpowers ("persuasion" VS "bore to death", "illusion of competency" VS "revelation of incompetency" etc.), and whose paths inevitably cross several times during the course of their respective adventures.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
13-10-2008, 23:01
I reckon Tony Blair and Gordon Brown . . . paths inevitably cross several times during the course of their respective adventures.
I can't imagine Gordon Brown doing anything that could be appropriately termed an "adventure."
King Arthur the Great
14-10-2008, 01:09
Something Awful (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/unlikely-political-campaigns.php?page=2) already found Bizarro Bush (http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-02-04-campaigns/Oiez.jpg).

Bizzaro Bush would have to be more than just Bush with odd eyes. He has to be Bush's reciprocal. Confidant and well spoken where Bush is hesitant and speaks like a six-year old. Cold, calculating, and nigh-infallible where Bush is warm, affable, and definitely not infallible. Unfazed and unassailable in the court of public opinion where Bush can nosedive in the polls.

Bush is the Bizzaro version of Luthor.
CthulhuFhtagn
14-10-2008, 01:52
Bizzaro Bush would have to be more than just Bush with odd eyes. He has to be Bush's reciprocal. Confidant and well spoken where Bush is hesitant and speaks like a six-year old. Cold, calculating, and nigh-infallible where Bush is warm, affable, and definitely not infallible. Unfazed and unassailable in the court of public opinion where Bush can nosedive in the polls.

He's also got to have skin that looks like crinkled paper.