NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes people, today is International Coming Out day !

So most vocal gaybashers.. step forward and admit that your fascination with condemning homosexuality arose from a wild, passionate desire to experience it yourself !

Come on - you know you want to. You can be honest today.

And to have some debate: do the good people of NSG agree it is a good thing for people to be honest about their feelings ?

I thought that was yesterday?

I thought that was yesterday?

Nope. October 11th. 12th in Britain, since they are a day behind the times ;)

Nope. October 11th. 12th in Britain, since they are a day behind the times ;)Then the news lied to me.

Or I didn't read it because I coulnd't care less.

"I have to tell you something"

"Is my fly down? *looks*

"No, it isn't that."

"Something stuck in my teeth?"

"No, nothing like that. I just feel I have to be honest with you about something."

"Well, I suppose I'll have to beat the crap out of you for being a dishonest bastard. What did you want to tell me, you lying whore?"

"You aren't making this easy."

"Sorry. I'll try to be more serious" *makes funny faces*

*sighs* "I'm gay."

*waits* "... and?"

"That's it."

"Oh. Okay. Can I have some of your fries?"

"Doesn't that matter to you?"

"Why should it? I still wouldn't fuck you." *grabs some fries* "At least now I know why you get so many boners in wrestling practice."

"Fuck you! You get em too."

"Spandex makes me horny."

...




To the best of my memory, that is a close approximation of a conversation I had with a high school buddy about 20 years ago. So in conclusion, WHo gives a shit? Can I have some of your fries?

:D

spandex, huh?

spandex, huh?

I was seventeen. Air made me horny. :p

Argh! I confess! I'm a closet homophobe!

There. I said it.

But... I was really enjoying myself here with the mop and the bucket!

I can't say I ever came out of the closet in the normal sense. I didn't (and still don't) consider it an important thing to be proclaiming to people I know. If they asked I told them, if they didn't they probably found out from someone else or on facebook, though on that I feel it's no different from posting your political or religious views - and I get odd looks for saying that.

I have a friend who, after coming out, took all his friends aside individually when he saw them and told them. I didn't understand this, but I respect his decision to do it. It's like he wanted to reinvent himself as a person, whereas I wanted to act the same to him regardless of it.

Nah, I'm pretty happy with heterosexuality.

I'll consider it, since guys probably give better handjobs.

I have met a few guys I wouldn't mind doing but generally most women are much more attractive in my eyes. Something about all those lovely soft curves, their smell and the way they move I find appealing.

I have a t-shirt to come out for me, with the slogan "Sorry boys, I eat pussy"... I find it very effective at heading off horny geeks before they waste their time trying to chat me up.*


* This is not necessarily a judgment on my attractiveness, merely that I tend to hang out with an SF&F society which is 90% male.

I'm transgender (male-to-female) and bisexual. I'm like two for the price of one for the LGBT society at uni. Pretty much everyone except my extended family who either do manual work of the construction type or just take the welfare know about it (I hardly ever see them, and I hardly think they'd react well, maybe murder by scaffolding pole or papercuts from welfare cheque?). In terms of friends, acquaintances, well its hard for them not to know I'm trans, its pretty freakin' obvious. In terms of the bi-ness, hardly anyone knows because I'm not looking for any relationship at all at the moment, so its pretty much an irrelevance, innit?

Well, you've forced it out of me, and I will come clean. It's taken a long time, and I've wanted to shout it for a while now, but I could never bring myself to do so. Still, I suppose it's time, and there is nobody I'd rather share this moment with than my dear, dear friends of NSG: I'm still not gay.

I know it's a big shock, but it's the truth, I'm very much attracted to those without a Y chromosone. It's probably as big a surprise to my friends and family as it is to you, none of them saw it coming, either, but I don't see any way I could have softened the blow, other than remaining closeted-hetero. I'm sorry if this changes the way any of you feel about me, but I just couldn't keep it hidden any longer. I'm still me, still Klonor, but I couldn't keep living with secrets like that. I hope you'll all still accept me as I am.

Personally, I've always found the fact that people feel the need to stay in the closet a little disturbing. I'm not distrubed by them, mind you, but by the fact that they're forced to hide who they are. I'm not going to use the always annoying "in this day and age..." line, but I honestly feel that by now we, as a society and as a species, should have moved beyond pointless classifications and labels to what really matters, and what really divides us as a species (I've said it before and I'll say it again, the Gaters need to unite!). Unfortunately, until we reach that point there's still going to be pointless stigma attached to something as simple as sexual orientation, and until we get rid of that, I applaud those with the courage to accept the confrontation by coming out of the closet, and sympathize with those still inside.






And just so we're clear, I am, in fact, not gay.

I admit it, I'm homophobophobic.

Well, you've forced it out of me, and I will come clean. It's taken a long time, and I've wanted to shout it for a while now, but I could never bring myself to do so. Still, I suppose it's time, and there is nobody I'd rather share this moment with than my dear, dear friends of NSG: I'm still not gay.

I know it's a big shock, but it's the truth, I'm very much attracted to those without a Y chromosone. It's probably as big a surprise to my friends and family as it is to you, none of them saw it coming, either, but I don't see any way I could have softened the blow, other than remaining closeted-hetero. I'm sorry if this changes the way any of you feel about me, but I just couldn't keep it hidden any longer. I'm still me, still Klonor, but I couldn't keep living with secrets like that. I hope you'll all still accept me as I am.

Personally, I've always found the fact that people feel the need to stay in the closet a little disturbing. I'm not distrubed by them, mind you, but by the fact that they're forced to hide who they are. I'm not going to use the always annoying "in this day and age..." line, but I honestly feel that by now we, as a society and as a species, should have moved beyond pointless classifications and labels to what really matters, and what really divides us as a species (I've said it before and I'll say it again, the Gaters need to unite!). Unfortunately, until we reach that point there's still going to be pointless stigma attached to something as simple as sexual orientation, and until we get rid of that, I applaud those with the courage to accept the confrontation by coming out of the closet, and sympathize with those still inside.






And just so we're clear, I am, in fact, not gay.


There there, everything will be OK ;););):(

I admit it, I'm homophobophobic.

I'm going to have to lie down after making sense of that.

I'm beginning to think I might only be approximately 99.99% straight!

I wish I were properly bi, though. I've been hit on by a fair number of really sexy women over the years, and it would be awfully convenient to be able to say yes to some of them. :tongue:

I'll consider it, since guys probably give better handjobs.
This.

I'm quite happy in the closet, with all my skeletons and the Hawaiian shirts I haven't worn in 6 years. Oh, look, there's some childhood memories I've been repressing, those should be interesting viewing.

I'm beginning to think I might only be approximately 99.99% straight!

I wish I were properly bi, though. I've been hit on by a fair number of really sexy women over the years, and it would be awfully convenient to be able to say yes to some of them. :tongue:

Convenient, and terminally HOT.

I like Coldplay.

Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

Ok.. I admit it...

I am...

I'm... Straight...

I like women... I love Women... I want to make love to women... *sob*


I feel so weak!

I'm beginning to think I might only be approximately 99.99% straight!

I wish I were properly bi, though. I've been hit on by a fair number of really sexy women over the years, and it would be awfully convenient to be able to say yes to some of them. :tongue:

"I wish I were bisexual. It would double my chances of finding a date on Saturday night." -Elaine Boosler.

"What a terrible curse to be bisexual. Could you imagine wanting to fuck everybody you meet?" -George Carlin.

"I wish I were bisexual. It would double my chances of finding a date on Saturday night." -Elaine Boosler.

"What a terrible curse to be bisexual. Could you imagine wanting to fuck everybody you meet?" -George Carlin.

"can you imagine a bi-sexual's little black book? it'll look the the local phone directory" Howie Mandel.

I like Coldplay.

I wish I'd kept my sig.

I like vagina too much.

I'm straight, and in a relationship with a wonderful girl. :)

I'm straight, and in a relationship with a wonderful girl. :)

Does she know? ;)

Does she know? ;)

If she didn't, i'd be worried. :p

"... me uncle, Jamal, he says he is 'tri-sexual'.. He will try anything sexually. What does that mean?"
- Ali G

I swing whichever way the breeze swings me. But I´m currently in a relation and the guy´s amazing so... :p

I swing whichever way the breeze swings me. But I´m currently in a relation and the guy´s amazing so... :p

*prays for breeze to swing Nanatsu to hawaii.* :D

*prays for breeze to swing Nanatsu to hawaii.* :D

Pray for a typhoon! Pray for a typhoon!!:eek2:

If you insist. *stands up*

I'm Ifreann and I'm an alcoho.......oh, sorry, wrong coming out thread.

*prays for breeze to swing Nanatsu to hawaii.* :D

*Diverts the breeze to the UK*

If you insist. *stands up*

I'm Ifreann and I'm an alcoho.......oh, sorry, wrong coming out thread.

Ifreann... to 'come out' is to reveal something that no one else knows about you.

If you insist. *stands up*

I'm Ifreann and I'm an alcoho.......oh, sorry, wrong coming out thread.

Yup, Iffy, wrong thread.:p

Ifreann... to 'come out' is to reveal something that no one else knows about you.

I thought I kept my love of sweet lady liquor a secret :(

I thought I kept my love of sweet lady liquor a secret :(

She's not a secretive type Ifreann... she leaves her mark for everyone to see. ;)

She's not a secretive type Ifreann... she leaves her mark for everyone to see. ;)

I usually tell the people to wear a scarf after something like that.

I usually tell the people to wear a scarf after something like that.

the problem is that a scarf is usually the ONLY thing they wear...

the problem is that a scarf is usually the ONLY thing they wear...

I don´t see a problem with scantily clad people, as long as they don´t look like the Marshmallow Boy from Ghostbusters, you know...:D

I don´t see a problem with scantily clad people, as long as they don´t look like the Marshmallow Boy from Ghostbusters, you know...:D

Likewise. :p

Likewise. :p

Do you now?:D

Do you now?:D

I loves scantly clad ladies, Yuki-Chan. ;)

After all, I haz one! :D

I don´t see a problem with scantily clad people, as long as they don´t look like the Marshmallow Boy from Ghostbusters, you know...:D
:eek:
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:eek:
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:fluffle:
:wink:

:fluffle:
:wink:

I need to get out in the sun more.... then I'll look like a Toasted Marshmellow Boy from Ghostbusters. :D

I look forward to a day when people will no longer have to "come out" as gay. Does anyone ever sit their parents down and give them the "mom, dad, I'm straight" talk?

I look forward to a day when people will no longer have to "come out" as gay. Does anyone ever sit their parents down and give them the "mom, dad, I'm straight" talk?

'Course not. Everyone always assume you're straight, until proven otherwise. It's the very reason gays and lesbians have to come out.

If parents, family and friends all over just asked "Do you have somebody in your life" instead of "Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?", that would be a lot of progress right there.

I look forward to a day when people will no longer have to "come out" as gay. Does anyone ever sit their parents down and give them the "mom, dad, I'm straight" talk?

... I did. because I wasn't dating they were... well... concerned. so I gave them the "I'm really straight, just haven't found the girl of my dreams yet" talk.

I can tell you, the end results were... interesting... and probably alot better than the other talk children usually have with their parents.

I'm beginning to think I might only be approximately 99.99% straight!

I wish I were properly bi, though. I've been hit on by a fair number of really sexy women over the years, and it would be awfully convenient to be able to say yes to some of them. :tongue:

I think a much greater percentage of the world is probably bisexual than is currently thought, but I reject the idea that everyone is bisexual "to some degree". There are definitely people like you, and my mom, the straightest person I know, that are just heterosexual. Not repressed, not homophobic, just straight.

If I send you my address, will you forward some of the sexy women to me? ;)

oh wow a gay day

what's next, national diabaled persons day?

what's next, national diabaled persons day?

If there isn't one already, sure. Why not?

If there isn't one already, sure. Why not?

Because having days to celebrate diversity is totally GAY. You gay.

... I did. because I wasn't dating they were... well... concerned. so I gave them the "I'm really straight, just haven't found the girl of my dreams yet" talk.

I can tell you, the end results were... interesting... and probably alot better than the other talk children usually have with their parents.

LOL. My ex had a similar conversation with his mom, who thought he was gay because he never brought any girls to meet her. He finally had to tell her, "I'm not gay, I'm just ashamed of you." :P To be fair, his mom walked out on the family when he was very little.

Because having days to celebrate diversity is totally GAY. You gay.

Pssh, you haven't seen anything yet.

oh wow a gay day

what's next, national diabaled persons day?

3rd of December.

*snip*
To the best of my memory, that is a close approximation of a conversation I had with a high school buddy about 20 years ago. So in conclusion, WHo gives a shit? Can I have some of your fries?

:D

Similar experience:

Friend: Hey...can we go outside for a few? I gotta talk to you.
Me: Scale of 1 to 10, how important is it?
Friend: um...very...
Me: Funny, you don't look like you're dieing...
Friend: What?
Me: You're about to ask me for a kidney transplant, no?
Friend...what?
Me: You said it was very important...which I assume means your dieing and need a kidney. I'm honored, really.
Friend: I hate you. Can we go outside now?
Me: Can I keep my kidney?
Friend:...no, really. I hate you.
*outside*
Friend: So...I have to tell you something.
Me: You can have the left
Friend: I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING KIDNEY!
Me: Oh, okay. What's up?
Friend: I think I'm gay.
Me: Uh huh...you hungry?
Friend: What?
Me: Are. You. Hungry. I kinda want pizza. You in?
Friend: Did you hear me?
Me: Yeah... you "think" you're gay. I'll need a more definative statement before I react.
Friend: I'm gay.
Me: Oh. Well then...Chinese?
Friend: What?
Me: I'm still hungry.
Friend: No response at all?
Me: What, do you want me to disown you? I mean, I don't really want to, but I guess I could...
Friend: But nothing?
Me: I could get some fireworks, I guess...
Friend: God, I hate you.
Me: Funny, God hates you now. Listen, you're happy, yes? So what do I care who you fuck. So, back to my original question...pizza?

*snip*

I had a somewhat similar reaction to my best friend coming out. She had something to tell me... it was big... she didn't know how to say it... I was terrified she had cancer or something. There was a moment of quiet after she said it, and then it was like, "That's it? You had me freaked out!"

I had a somewhat similar reaction to my best friend coming out. She had something to tell me... it was big... she didn't know how to say it... I was terrified she had cancer or something. There was a moment of quiet after she said it, and then it was like, "That's it? You had me freaked out!"

I had something similar with a friend once, I think my reaction was "wait wait, you realize that like, EVERY one of your friends knows this, right? We kinda never assumed you weren't....you mean this whole time you were trying to keep it a secret?"

Oddly enough, I had a similar reaction from a few friends at school when I told them I was transgender. They were all like...duh, we've always thought of you as a girl, you're more feminine than most of the girls here. Which makes my parents "what the hell, you're clearly not girly at all" reaction all the more bizarre and, in retrospect, quite amusing.

I remember when I was told my old boss was Gay.

my co-worker was like...
Her: "you mean you didn't know?"
Me: "no, why should I care about that?"

I want a penis.

There. I came out.

You male, you tease us with your penis pwnage!

I want a penis.

There. I came out.

you do have a penis! (your hubby's)

I had a somewhat similar reaction to my best friend coming out. She had something to tell me... it was big... she didn't know how to say it... I was terrified she had cancer or something. There was a moment of quiet after she said it, and then it was like, "That's it? You had me freaked out!"

I have to say I never had that, my general coming out speech tends to run along the lines of either random mentioning of (ex)-girlfriends or the "you do realize I'm gay" if relevant to the conversation. I've never had it as this big secret that I need to come out of. It's just part of who I am, some people pick it up, so people need to be told, but generally it's just one facet of me as a person and frankly not a very important one (unless I'm on the pull, when it does become important deciding factor on chatting girls up :D)

Friend: No response at all?
Me: What, do you want me to disown you? I mean, I don't really want to, but I guess I could...
Friend: But nothing?
Me: I could get some fireworks, I guess...
Friend: God, I hate you.
Me: Funny, God hates you now. Listen, you're happy, yes? So what do I care who you fuck. So, back to my original question...pizza?

Sarkhaan, I'm afraid I'm going to like you.

Me: Funny, God hates you now. Listen, you're happy, yes? So what do I care who you fuck. So, back to my original question...pizza?

well? after all that buildup you dare leave us hanging?

was the pizza ordered? and did your friend join you?

DAMMIT!!! how dare you leave out important information like that!!! :mad:

well? after all that buildup you dare leave us hanging?

was the pizza ordered? and did your friend join you?

DAMMIT!!! how dare you leave out important information like that!!! :mad:

Can I have some of your fries?

I had a somewhat similar reaction to my best friend coming out. She had something to tell me... it was big... she didn't know how to say it... I was terrified she had cancer or something. There was a moment of quiet after she said it, and then it was like, "That's it? You had me freaked out!"
haha...we actually did talk a little further (oddly enough, over the pizza we ordered) because he still looked confused. I basically told him that I knew him better than anyone and already kinda suspected, and never cared. He's safe, he's happy, I'm happy.
you do have a penis! (your hubby's)It just isn't here right now ;)

Sarkhaan, I'm afraid I'm going to like you.

haha...glad to hear it. I've had several people come out to me...most have been less confused by my reaction than that first one. The two girls who came out together and told me they were dating were amazed that I already knew (they spent literally every day together)


Next person to come out to me and wants a big reaction actually is getting fireworks. I'm waiting on one friend to do it, and I think he's starting to wear down.

well? after all that buildup you dare leave us hanging?

was the pizza ordered? and did your friend join you?

DAMMIT!!! how dare you leave out important information like that!!! :mad:
Yep. We got a buffalo chicken pizza...talked a little further because he was still confused (appearently, "I don't care" wasn't in any of the scenarios he had played in his head, and I was the first person he came out to)

Can I have some of your fries?
You good with spicy fries?

Can I have some of your fries?

*claps hands together*
he asked me.... HE ASKED ME!!!

Yep. We got a buffalo chicken pizza...talked a little further because he was still confused (appearently, "I don't care" wasn't in any of the scenarios he had played in his head, and I was the first person he came out to)

Good... because that's a good indication on how he took your reply. ;)

You good with spicy fries?

Mmm.... Spiceh!

Mmm.... Spiceh!

Texas cheese fries with chili, bacon and lotsa cheddar cheese. *drools*

Mmm.... Spiceh!
Nothing better. Except maybe disco fries...Damnit, now I'm hungry again.
Good... because that's a good indication on how he took your reply. ;)
haha...yes, the blank stare as I ate my pizza kinda gave it away.

*blank stare*
WHAT!
...still nothing?
Listen kid. I'll say this once. You repete any of this, I'll kill you. Got it?
*says nothing*
No. Seriously. Got it? Pretend you just asked me for a kidney.
I hate you.
If you want to keep your balls, you'll say "got it".
Alright...got it.
I love you. I know you better than anyone, and you being gay isn't changing that. I'd actually consider givi...
...I swear, if you say kidney, I'm going to scream...
Fine. I'd actually consider giving you a lung. Better? Now don't interrupt. As long as you're safe and happy, then we're good. You date an asshole, I'll kick his ass because we all know you hit like a ten year old girl. Now relax. I know you wanted a response, but you picked the wrong kid for that. Instead, you got a person who doesn't care what makes you happy, as long as you're happy. Now can I eat my pizza without you staring at me? It's making me feel like your sitting there thinking "God, if only he'd cut back on the pizza..."


That last comment got a piece of chicken thrown at me. And yes, I still don't allow him to bring that up. Bastard got a sappy moment out of me.

I had something similar with a friend once, I think my reaction was "wait wait, you realize that like, EVERY one of your friends knows this, right? We kinda never assumed you weren't....you mean this whole time you were trying to keep it a secret?"

Hee, I had a friend like that, too. It was fairly hilarious, especially given the sheer number of openly gay people in our social circle. He was almost annoyed that no one reacted with anything stronger than, "...well, duh."

I also have one male friend who I used to tease endlessly about his secret crushes on boys. Then he finally went and admitted he had secret crushes on boys and spoiled the whole joke. Now I tease him about ruining my jokes instead. :tongue:

Hee, I had a friend like that, too. It was fairly hilarious, especially given the sheer number of openly gay people in our social circle. He was almost annoyed that no one reacted with anything stronger than, "...well, duh."

I also have one male friend who I used to tease endlessly about his secret crushes on boys. Then he finally went and admitted he had secret crushes on boys and spoiled the whole joke. Now I tease him about ruining my jokes instead. :tongue:

Poor guy just can't do anything right, can he?

I will come out the closet..

And admit, I like ABBA

LOL

Muahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

I don't know any gay people, but I'm okay with it.
*watches The Birdcage*

Poor guy just can't do anything right, can he?

Hehe, nope. He's just far too fun to tease. :tongue:

It just isn't here right now ;)
Those mail order penises never work out the way you want them to.
Or, at least, that's what I understand from my mail order penis using friends.
I will come out the closet..

And admit, I like ABBA
FYI, this is something that it IS NOT okay to confess. Here's a handy list of things you SHOULD NOT reveal about yourself, if they're true or not:
Liking ABBA
Being Hitler's clone
Bestial Necrophilia
Being an alien life form from outside time and space
Awareness of Internet memes of any sort
Sexual Cannibalism

I will come out the closet..

And admit, I like ABBA

LOL

Muahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

May I suggest some methods of suicide? ;)

Hehe, nope. He's just far too fun to tease. :tongue:
Poor guy. Give him a firm pat on the ass and a "go get 'em, tiger" for me.



...it's a guy thing. I swear.

Poor guy. Give him a firm pat on the ass and a "go get 'em, tiger" for me.



...it's a guy thing. I swear.

Ahahahahaha. I suspect he would turn bright red....and then ask me if you were cute. ;)

Ahahahahaha. I suspect he would turn bright red....and then ask me if you were cute. ;)

hahaha...do it, and report back.



...you were right. I don't even know him and want to tease him...

I came out of the closet today.

Admittedly I was working in it putting up a new shelf but I did come out of the closet today.

FYI, this is something that it IS NOT okay to confess. Here's a handy list of things you SHOULD NOT reveal about yourself, if they're true or not:
Liking ABBA
Being Hitler's clone
Bestial Necrophilia
Being an alien life form from outside time and space
Awareness of Internet memes of any sort
Sexual Cannibalism

So is it to late that I have admitted to two of the things on this list?

I hate Bob Marley!

I came out of the closet today.

Admittedly I was working in it putting up a new shelf but I did come out of the closet today.

nothing quite like spending your day banging in some good wood is there?

I'll consider it, since guys probably give better handjobs.

Dunno... my BF tells me I'm as good as any man at that ;)

I look forward to a day when people will no longer have to "come out" as gay. Does anyone ever sit their parents down and give them the "mom, dad, I'm straight" talk?

Like JuNii, I had to come out of the straight closet and have the 'I'm straight' talk. I've had to have it with family, co-workers, the local hospital and my student volunteers.

With family, it was because of my visible lack of dating for nearly a decade some 10 years ago, at which point my mother was so looking forward to being the supportive mother of a gay son that I can't help but feel it came as a crushing disappointment to find out I was straight.

With co-workers while working in the US, assumptions were made because I was single, in my mid-late 20s, had a British accent, put my hands on my hips (because I had a bad back), and clearly wasn't dating. Which probably says more about central Virginia than me.

With the local hospital, it was all of the above, added to which was the apparent assumption that someone with the above social markers who was also hospitalised with my symptoms simply had to be HIV-positive. Again, this probably says more about central Virginia than me.

With my student volunteers, it was because - when still in my early 30s, but single - I refused to sleep with two attractive teenagers (on different nights, I hasten to add) who drunkenly threw themselves at me in my tent during archaeological fieldwork. My restraint could apparently only be explained away by the young women concerned through the belief that I was gay. Curiously enough, one of them later announced that she was a lesbian.

It's almost enough to make me wonder why I've confused so many people's gaydar, but my wife assures me that I'm straight....

nothing quite like spending your day banging in some good wood is there?

:tongue: It took me a moment to get that joke.

If you insist. *stands up*

I'm Ifreann and I'm an alcoho.......oh, sorry, wrong coming out thread.

You're not. You're just Irish.

Dunno... my BF tells me I'm as good as any man at that ;)

Prove it!!! ;)

Prove it!!! ;)

I just proved it to him this morning! :p

I'm not interested in it, and I'm very heterosexual and partially aromantic anyway.

I just proved it to him this morning! :p

But how does *he* know? Hmm? :eek2:

Dunno... my BF tells me I'm as good as any man at that ;)

How much experience does he have with men giving him handjobs?

How much experience does he have with men giving him handjobs?

Let's just say he tends to be very open-minded... ;)

FYI, this is something that it IS NOT okay to confess. Here's a handy list of things you SHOULD NOT reveal about yourself, if they're true or not:
Liking ABBA
Being Hitler's clone
Bestial Necrophilia
Being an alien life form from outside time and space
Awareness of Internet memes of any sort
Sexual Cannibalism
then... I have nothing to declare... :$

FYI, this is something that it IS NOT okay to confess. Here's a handy list of things you SHOULD NOT reveal about yourself, if they're true or not:
Liking ABBA

I somewhat enjoyed the Mama Mia movie. Is that bad ?

Hee, I had a friend like that, too. It was fairly hilarious, especially given the sheer number of openly gay people in our social circle. He was almost annoyed that no one reacted with anything stronger than, "...well, duh."

I had a friend like that too. He introduced his boyfriend first, then felt that he had to add that he was bisexual (which later morphed into just gay).

When my only reaction was to give the boyfriend a hug and welcome him to our circle of friends, my friend asked, "You're not really surprised, are you?" He did seem almost annoyed that it just wasn't a big deal - although that shouldn't have surprised him.

I'm not interested in it, and I'm very heterosexual and partially aromantic anyway.

I originally read that as "partially aromatic".

"Oh. Okay. Can I have some of your fries?"

Best reaction ever.

I somewhat enjoyed the Mama Mia movie. Is that bad ?

Not necessarily, but it is a sign that the End of Days is near. And another thing: the Rapture has been cancelled due to budget cuts. Even the Kingdom of God feels the credit crunch.

I've spoken briefly about it before, but I suppose there's no harm in doing so again. I am gay (for those of you who still think I'm a girl, I'm not, I'm a guy). :o I've been in a relationship for a year and one month, and things are going amazing, despite a rough patch a few months ago. We've got a lot of plans ahead for us, including fixing up a house out in a small town, in the middle of nowhere, which he already owns.

I somewhat enjoyed the Mama Mia movie. Is that bad ?

Fuck, I loved Mamma Mia. Probably because of my ABBA obsession.

I've spoken briefly about it before, but I suppose there's no harm in doing so again. I am gay (for those of you who still think I'm a girl, I'm not, I'm a guy). :o I've been in a relationship for a year and one month, and things are going amazing, despite a rough patch a few months ago. We've got a lot of plans ahead for us, including fixing up a house out in a small town, in the middle of nowhere, which he already owns.

Fun! Good luck with the house!

"Come out, come out wherever you are."

Fuck, I loved Mamma Mia. Probably because of my ABBA obsession.:eek:

Well, nobody's perfect, I suppose.

:eek:

Well, nobody's perfect, I suppose.

I also disliked The Dark Knight. My movie tastes tend to please no one.

I originally read that as "partially aromatic".

Doesn't surprise me, but ask anybody and they'll tell you I'm nowhere near aromatic.

Dunno... my BF tells me I'm as good as any man at that ;)

Perhaps, but is he willing to share such a treasure?

I've spoken briefly about it before, but I suppose there's no harm in doing so again. I am gay (for those of you who still think I'm a girl, I'm not, I'm a guy). :o I've been in a relationship for a year and one month, and things are going amazing, despite a rough patch a few months ago. We've got a lot of plans ahead for us, including fixing up a house out in a small town, in the middle of nowhere, which he already owns.

You know, I think we're all a few days late by now.

I also disliked The Dark Knight. My movie tastes tend to please no one.Apparently not. :p

I eeked more because of the ABBA obsession than because of liking that particular movie, though.

I eeked more because of the ABBA obsession than because of liking that particular movie, though.

"Obsession" is a little strong. I was trying for a word that would work well with my emphasized "loved"... and "fondness" just didn't cut it.

I also disliked The Dark Knight. My movie tastes tend to please no one.
One out of two ain't bad. It was in dire, dire need of an editor - totally pointless scene in Hong Kong anyone?

Can I have some of your fries?

You can have the fries if I can have the tacos.

What about the pie?

Perhaps, but is he willing to share such a treasure?

We both are ;)