NationStates Jolt Archive


Wayne Parker buys a vowel

Dragontide
11-10-2008, 05:59
I just saw a commercial for Wayne Parker for Congress (Alabama 5th congressional district)

He says if Parker Griffith wins, he would support Obama & Pelosi. So he finally gets it. He is a Republican and Griffith is a Democrat.

Better late than fuckin never Wayne!
Rhagers
11-10-2008, 06:02
So, he's has to lose to see the light? Why is that I wonder?

If he can't see that McCain is the wrong way to go already, someone needs to put that man in a padded room.
Dragontide
11-10-2008, 06:35
So, he's has to lose to see the light? Why is that I wonder?

If he can't see that McCain is the wrong way to go already, someone needs to put that man in a padded room.

Tip of the iceburg. For weeks, Wayne Parker (a former insurance salesman) has been going on about Dr Parker Griffith's medical practice as a cancer doctor. Stopping just short of comparing him to Joseph Mengele. Dr Griffith is still a doctor and no action was taken against him, Wayne just wanted to avoid the issues. Then finally he breaks from his sensless barrage of mud...... and says a Democrat will support other Democrats. He is the Sara Palin of the Tennessee Valley!
Dinaverg
11-10-2008, 07:58
Wait, Wayne Parker and Parker Griffith?
Ashmoria
11-10-2008, 15:38
next time you see the ad, look to see if he admits to being a republican.

many (maybe most. hell, maybe ALL) of the republican candidates avoid mentioning this sad fact as much as possible. one guy somewhere even tried to have himself listed on the BALLOT as running for the "gop party"
Hurdegaryp
11-10-2008, 15:40
If he can't see that McCain is the wrong way to go already, someone needs to put that man in a padded room.

That's a whole lotta US citizens that you want to lock up in padded cells, Rhagers.
Zombie PotatoHeads
11-10-2008, 16:23
Wait, Wayne Parker and Parker Griffith?
you get the feeling that there's going to be a few confused voters and spoiled voted in Alabama come election day?
"Well goddamit! I wanted to vote fer that Parker guy and there's two o' them on that there voting paper! I ticked both jest in case."
Dragontide
11-10-2008, 23:07
you get the feeling that there's going to be a few confused voters and spoiled voted in Alabama come election day?
"Well goddamit! I wanted to vote fer that Parker guy and there's two o' them on that there voting paper! I ticked both jest in case."

If it is somehow possible that there is someone around here who does not know who John McCain and Barak Obama is, they would still know who Wayne Parker and Parker Griffith is. Those two have out numbered the presidential adds like 50 to 1 and it's all the local talk radio people talk about!