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http://www.hp.com/united-states/campaigns/touchsmart/

I WANT! :D

Fixed.

Do you have some sort of daily thread-making quota you have to reach?

You're disgusting, what with your touch porn and everything.

Oh, and learn how to spell. :D

Do you have some sort of daily thread-making quota you have to reach?

Some friends and I were discussing exactly this several days ago.

Am I the only one who thought this would be a sex thread?

And I prefer ultra-high processing power over touchscreens.

Lovely, why we've not had decent touchscreen tech for years now is beyond me.

Orga-Sam, Orga-Sam, takin' it like a man, like only Orga-Sam can!

Do you have some sort of daily thread-making quota you have to reach?

Yes, yes I do. The mod needs practice, they're slacking.

You're disgusting, what with your touch porn and everything.

Oh, and learn how to spell. :D

Hey, at least with the touch screen, I won't only be touching myself! :D

Some friends and I were discussing exactly this several days ago.

Aww, I have people talking about me, I'm touched.

Not only bad spelling, but a boring topic too. Oh well.

*Falls asleep*

I'm touched.

That seems to be the general consensus.

Do you have some sort of daily thread-making quota you have to reach?

I wonder if it's as popular as the 'lets give wilgrove grief in every thread he makes' quota?

Some friends and I were discussing exactly this several days ago.

You discuss NSG... with your friends? :eek2:

Yes, yes I do. The mod needs practice, they're slacking.



Hey, at least with the touch screen, I won't only be touching myself! :D



Aww, I have people talking about me, I'm touched.

I think we need a more hands-off approach to Wilgrove. We keep touching on his ego every time we put hands on his posts.

I wonder if it's as popular as the 'lets give wilgrove grief in every thread he makes' quota?

Probably.

We keep touching on his ego every time we put hands on his posts.

Kinky.

I wonder if it's as popular as the 'lets give wilgrove grief in every thread he makes' quota?

Well by definition that cannot exceed the amount of threads he makes, so I'd say it's not as popular.

Regardless, this thread is spam. A link, and no questions or debate of any kind other than "I WANT". It's spam.

Don't tell me this thread is going to turn into a pun fest too. I really don't feel like listening to more puns today. :D

Not only bad spelling, but a boring topic too. Oh well.

*Falls asleep*

At least it's more interesting than your love life, which apparently makes us all sick.

That seems to be the general consensus.

In Ralph voice: "Help, she's touching me in my special area!"

I wonder if it's as popular as the 'lets give wilgrove grief in every thread he makes' quota?

I'm the kind of guy you just love to hate. :D

You discuss NSG... with your friends? :eek2:

Really, what kind of boring life do they have?

I think we need a more hands-off approach to Wilgrove. We keep touching on his ego every time we put hands on his posts.

Go ahead and try it, see if it'll work.

Don't tell me this thread is going to turn into a pun fest too. I really don't feel like listening to more puns today. :D

Does it make you FEEL bad? :D

At least it's more interesting than your love life, which apparently makes us all sick.

Good. I'm happy, you're sick. That works out well. :D

Well by definition that cannot exceed the amount of threads he makes, so I'd say it's not as popular.

Regardless, this thread is spam. A link, and no questions or debate of any kind other than "I WANT". It's spam.

It's to discuss the touch screen technology finally available to the average home, and how that'll have affect on how we interact with our computers.

Kinky.

I do love the kinky.

It's to discuss the touch screen technology finally available to the average home, and how that'll have affect on how we interact with our computers.

Yeah, now it'll be impossible to see past all the fingerprints. And more expensive. *Uses his mouse*

err... no.

let's just say... my computer screen is the one thing I don't want to constantly clean up after.

err... no.

let's just say... my computer screen is the one thing I don't want to constantly clean up after.

At least it's easier to clean up the screen than the keyboard.

*sigh*

My IQ has dropped about twenty points just by participating in this thread.

*sigh*

My IQ has dropped about twenty points just by participating in this thread.

You're welcome.

I wonder if it's as popular as the 'lets give wilgrove grief in every thread he makes' quota?

one can not exist without the other, after all.

At least it's easier to clean up the screen than the keyboard.

...

*IQ drops a few points after reading the post*

You'll still BE USING THE KEYBOARD! THIS ONLY REPLACES THE MOUSE!

At least it's easier to clean up the screen than the keyboard.

Wrong. my keyboard is protected.

so's my mouse.

I practice safe interfacing!

*sigh*

My IQ has dropped about twenty points just by participating in this thread.

Nothing worse than a night of heavy drinking.

Wrong. my keyboard is protected.

so's my mouse.

I practice safe interfacing!

I never understood why people use the rubber coverings on their keyboard, it's annoying.

I never understood why people use the rubber coverings on their keyboard, it's annoying.

Because of this:

http://compsci.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/xkcd_optical_illusion.png

bitch betta have my money!

bitch betta have my money!

Why don't you have a feel in your pockets for it, it may still be there.

Because of this:

http://compsci.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/xkcd_optical_illusion.png

LOL... I gotta try that...

Why don't you have a feel in your pockets for it, it may still be there.

There's a monkey in my pocket and he's stealing all my change.
His stare is blank and glassy I suspect he is deranged... :(

There's a monkey in my pocket and he's stealing all my change.
His stare is blank and glassy I suspect he is deranged... :(

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Evil_Monkey_301.0.gif

There's a monkey in my pocket and he's stealing all my change.
His stare is blank and glassy I suspect he is deranged... :(

I suspect stoned...

*sigh*

My IQ has dropped about twenty points just by participating in this thread.

let's make it drop more...

'Remember... you voluntarily participated in this thread.'

Well by definition that cannot exceed the amount of threads he makes, so I'd say it's not as popular.

We could of course decide to be just that tiny little bit more horrible than usual and also give him grief in threads not created by him. Why limit yourself? Do we want to give him the occasional slap with a silk handkerchief, or do we want to make him suffer?

I suspect stoned...

Hippie!

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Evil_Monkey_301.0.gif
Look behind you! It's a three-headed monkey! :eek2:

Look behind you! It's a three-headed monkey! :eek2:

http://grumpygamer.com/images/mojo.jpg

And I prefer ultra-high processing power over touchscreens.

With ye there. I don't see the big deal meself.

Hippie!


Look behind you! It's a three-headed monkey! :eek2:

sorry, but I'm haunted by a Monkey with four-asses. it's a jelous delusion so I know it'll kill the three headed monkey.

It's rather easy to explain, my dear Nodinia: boys like toys.

We could of course decide to be just that tiny little bit more horrible than usual and also give him grief in threads not created by him. Why limit yourself? Do we want to give him the occasional slap with a silk handkerchief, or do we want to make him suffer?

You must be after my heart. *dons BDSM gear*

It's rather easy to explain, my dear Nodinia: boys like toys.

Watch it, i'm a boy. I just prefer my toys to serve a purpose.;)

It's rather easy to explain, my dear Nodinia: boys like toys.

I know some girls who loves their toys.

It's rather easy to explain, my dear Nodinia: boys like toys.


I'm a boy. I'm fond of my toys. Its just that I don't see the big swing about being able to touch a screen on a PC to get it to do something. An Alienware rig...Thats a proper toy.

I know some girls who loves their toys.

Chicka bow wow...

Am I the only one who thought this would be a sex thread?

And I prefer ultra-high processing power over touchscreens.

Same here.

http://grumpygamer.com/images/mojo.jpg

I like you! :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

i think i'd get tired poking that screen all the time, being vertical and all. for me, the touch screen should be on a flat horisontal surface (ie on the desk).... just like those old Microsoft Surface (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxk_WywMTzc&feature=related)videos, or propped up diagonally or something

that, or this http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus-tactus/

I like you! :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

I'm the lord of picspam. ;)

I'm the lord of picspam. ;)

Wha-...Huh... FOOL! YOU DO NOT SAY SUCH HERESY WITHOUT FIRST PAYING HONOR TO THY EMPEROR!
http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-super-angry-kitty-WQY.jpg

You must be after my heart. *dons BDSM gear*

It's not like I had any real plans for this weekend, so I guess I can spare a few hours...

It's not like I had any real plans for this weekend, so I guess I can spare a few hours...

Excellent.