NationStates Jolt Archive


NS is an Omelet!

SaintB
10-10-2008, 12:08
So, your about to make an omelet... the only ingredients you can use other than eggs are three NS posters. What kind of omelet would you make (you know, egg white, regular, 3, 4, 5 egg). And what three people would you use for a filling?

Now excuse me, I'm going to go make an Omelet before I answer...
Jello Biafra
10-10-2008, 12:17
Are you asking us which posters we'd like to break open and fry?
Rambhutan
10-10-2008, 12:25
Spanish omelette - we have Spaniards.
SaintB
10-10-2008, 12:38
Are you asking us which posters we'd like to break open and fry?

Errm.. I suppose the concept was vague wasn't it?

I sort of mean who do you think is the tastiest poster. Meaning, who's posts do you like best.
Non Aligned States
10-10-2008, 12:44
Are you asking us which posters we'd like to break open and fry?

The Goofballian Atlantis Andaras omelet! An unquantifiable food that produces limitless energy from it's spontaneous matter-antimatter annihilation that serves itself on a taco!

:p
SaintB
10-10-2008, 12:44
I'd have a 3 egg omelet with Lunatic Goofballs, Katganastan, and uhmm... I'll say Nat, that way it'll be a sexy omelet too.
Delator
10-10-2008, 12:55
Eggs are gross...





....who's gross around here?
SaintB
10-10-2008, 12:58
Eggs are gross...





....who's gross around here?

Fassitude?
Jello Biafra
10-10-2008, 13:05
Errm.. I suppose the concept was vague wasn't it?

I sort of mean who do you think is the tastiest poster. Meaning, who's posts do you like best.Ah, I see.
Well, I could spend quite a bit of time tasting Soheran or The Cat Tribe. Neesika's posts are good, too.
SaintB
10-10-2008, 13:07
My real omelet was a 2 egg omelet with cheddar, mozzarella, and colby jack cheese, bacon, and mushrooms.
Dumb Ideologies
10-10-2008, 13:14
An NSG omelette? How eggciting!
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 13:56
I'd scramble myself and Nanatsu into an ommlete - it would taste awesome... and bloody. :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-10-2008, 14:06
An NSG omelette? How eggciting!
Why must you do what it is you do when you do those things that make me cry?
Kyronea
10-10-2008, 14:09
So, your about to make an omelet... the only ingredients you can use other than eggs are three NS posters. What kind of omelet would you make (you know, egg white, regular, 3, 4, 5 egg). And what three people would you use for a filling?

Now excuse me, I'm going to go make an Omelet before I answer...

Muravyets, Poliwanacraca, and WC Imperial Court. (Also known as Dubsy.)
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 14:09
Why must you do what it is you do when you do those things that make me cry?

Because they can. :D
Dumb Ideologies
10-10-2008, 14:10
Why must you do what it is you do when you do those things that make me cry?

Because people keep egging me on...
DaWoad
10-10-2008, 14:14
Because people keep egging me on...

*tear*
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2008, 14:15
I's put the Emos in my omelette so it'd cut itself. :)
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 14:16
I's put the Emos in my omelette so it'd cut itself. :)

And turn it into a Bloglette? I think not.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2008, 14:18
Because people keep egging me on...

Your puns are soft-boiled, but they still crack me up. They go over easy. :)
Rambhutan
10-10-2008, 14:19
Hopefully this punfest will be ova soon.
Dumb Ideologies
10-10-2008, 14:24
Your puns are soft-boiled, but they still crack me up. They go over easy. :)

eek. Its LG. I'm gonna have to make my eggzit from this thread now, I'm small fry compared to him.
Galloism
10-10-2008, 14:24
Hopefully this punfest will be ova soon.

EDIT: Must think of another pun!

That would only happen if everyone suddenly decided to shape up and become a good egg.
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 14:24
Your puns are soft-boiled, but they still crack me up. They go over easy. :)

Here's to egg on your face.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2008, 14:28
*poaches some of the egg puns, puts them all in one basket and scrambles*
Tsrill
10-10-2008, 14:45
Hm, I'm wondering, if one would make a chicken omelet, what would go in first, the chicken or the egg?
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2008, 14:47
Hm, I'm wondering, if one would make a chicken omelet, what would go in first, the chicken or the egg?

Why waste time? Throw an egg-laying hen into a blender and expedite the process. :)
Soleichunn
10-10-2008, 14:51
I don't like omelets...
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2008, 14:53
I don't like omelets...

Now I know what to get you for Christmas! :D
Soleichunn
10-10-2008, 14:59
Now I know what to get you for Christmas! :D
I have a very hungry dog to protect me from your flying omelet attacks. ;)
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 15:09
*poaches some of the egg puns, puts them all in one basket and scrambles*

You're just small fry. You're yet to show your true yolk.
Non Aligned States
10-10-2008, 15:10
Now I know what to get you for Christmas! :D

I have this image in my mind of Santa LG, sneaking down a chimney to deliver his gifts of mayhem and mischief.

I also have this image of Santa LG triggering anti-burglar systems, which give him a fiery napalm bath.

I wonder why...

:p
Zilam
10-10-2008, 15:10
I want a Jesus omelete. He said his yolk was easy, I think.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2008, 15:15
I have this image in my mind of Santa LG, sneaking down a chimney to deliver his gifts of mayhem and mischief.

I also have this image of Santa LG triggering anti-burglar systems, which give him a fiery napalm bath.

I wonder why...

:p

:eek:

*purchases asbestos underwear*
HC Eredivisie
10-10-2008, 15:22
:eek:

*purchases asbestos underwear*
That will give you testical cancer!

Though that wouldn't matter anymore.:tongue:
Soleichunn
10-10-2008, 15:28
That will give you testical cancer!

Though that wouldn't matter anymore.:tongue:
I suggest that NSG raises the money for artificial testicles!
Zilam
10-10-2008, 15:29
I suggest that NSG raises the money for artificial testicles!

Give him balls of...steel?
HC Eredivisie
10-10-2008, 15:30
I suggest that NSG raises the money for artificial testicles!
We can make a movie about it: The man with the artificial testicles.

It would be epic (or porn)
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2008, 15:33
That will give you testical cancer!

Though that wouldn't matter anymore.:tongue:

I suggest that NSG raises the money for artificial testicles!

Give him balls of...steel?

We can make a movie about it: The man with the artificial testicles.

It would be epic (or porn)

I will not settle for a downgrade.

I want balls of carbon nanotubes!

Edit: Buckyballs?
Soleichunn
10-10-2008, 15:34
Give him balls of...steel?

I was thinking of a complex machine that housed some cells from his previous testes, allowing production of sperm, all housed in rigid plastic/cermic/metal case...

You can put a layer of steel on top if you need to :p.

EDIT: Of course you could use carbon nanostructures, greater surface area = greater sperm levels (of ejaculating doom).
HC Eredivisie
10-10-2008, 15:36
I will not settle for a downgrade.

I want balls of carbon nanotubes!

Edit: Buckyballs?
'The man with the small balls'.:tongue:
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2008, 15:37
'The man with the small balls'.:tongue:

It would be nice not to have such prominent targets for a change.
HC Eredivisie
10-10-2008, 15:41
It would be nice not to have such prominent targets for a change.
*thinks of a witty reply*
*rereads*

Err, I didn't need to know that...


Buckyball-balls would be naturally occuring, like in stars and things. Everybody could have a little bit of LG in this way.:eek:
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2008, 16:06
I want a Jesus omelete. He said his yolk was easy, I think.

Wish Granted!

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/jesus_20pan.jpg
The Archregimancy
10-10-2008, 16:26
I want a Jesus omelete. He said his yolk was easy, I think.

Why, He practically commanded us to make a Jesus omelette:

"Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yolk upon you, and learn of me ... and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yolk is easy"

But I think the Jesus pan might have been declared uncanonical at the Second Council of Nicea.
Rambhutan
10-10-2008, 16:32
Wish Granted!

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/jesus_20pan.jpg

Nice picture - one for the photograph albumen.
Jello Biafra
10-10-2008, 20:25
I'm scrambling to find a pun to keep up.
Anti-Social Darwinism
10-10-2008, 20:27
I'm scrambling to find a pun to keep up.

The devil you say.
SaintB
10-10-2008, 21:09
Looks like some of NSGs most hard boiled posters have decided to turn this thread into a pun fest... I hope it goes over easy with the moderators.
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 21:11
I don't think this thread is all it's cracked up to be. :p
SaintB
10-10-2008, 21:14
I don't think this thread is all it's cracked up to be. :p

Nonsense, its pan fried and ready for consumption!
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 21:16
Nonsense, its pan fried and ready for consumption!

Don't let the fat go to your head now... :p
SaintB
10-10-2008, 21:19
Don't let the fat go to your head now... :p

I promise it won't go past my waste line.
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 21:21
I promise it won't go past my waste line.

You seem quite hard boiled.
SaintB
10-10-2008, 21:24
You seem quite hard boiled.

Soft boiled actually.
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 21:24
Soft boiled actually.

Egghead. ;)
SaintB
10-10-2008, 21:26
Egghead. ;)

You seem a little cracked yourself.
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 21:26
You seem a little cracked yourself.

Well, I guess my minds a little scrambled right now.
Hydesland
10-10-2008, 21:27
Oh God, make it stop, make it stop!!!
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 21:29
Oh God, make it stop, make it stop!!!

It will, when i've finished poaching all these puns. :D
SaintB
10-10-2008, 21:30
Well, I guess my minds a little scrambled right now.

Yes indeed, it does seem like your gray matter is light and fluffy, otherwise we wouldn't be making all these bad egg references.

Oh God, make it stop, make it stop!!!

Wish granted, I need to get to work.
Tmutarakhan
10-10-2008, 21:33
Wish granted
You're a good egg!
Johnny B Goode
11-10-2008, 01:10
Your puns are soft-boiled, but they still crack me up. They go over easy. :)

My brain just got scrambled.
Eofaerwic
11-10-2008, 01:29
Oh dear gods, these puns don't go over easy. If you're not careful I'm going to eggxact revenge and crack some heads. I may even scramble up some support, I'm sure I can yolk some of my friends into the task. We'll wisk up a beating, make no mistake.
South Lizasauria
11-10-2008, 02:32
This omelet could use more spam *whistles to call my army of gnomes* :)
SaintB
12-10-2008, 15:11
No more omelets?
Adunabar
12-10-2008, 15:23
Andaras, Sel Appa and FerrousOxide, it'd be interesting, and you could watch it writhe around on your plate.
Kirchensittenbach
12-10-2008, 18:25
Omelette eh?
I pick:
Lunatic Goofballs: eating insanity is like drinking energy drinks - you get a good buzz out of it
Mad Hatters in Jeans: a little seasoning of demented imagination to add flavour
South Lorenya: a hint of what little intelligent thought I have found in NS, to make the omelette 'brain food'

cook well, and add a little sprinkle of salt and pepper to finish it off :D
Dumb Ideologies
12-10-2008, 18:29
Put everyone in. Its unfair to put some in and leave others out. Sorry, but I'm an eggalitarian.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
12-10-2008, 20:51
I pick LG, RhynoD and Andaras.
Vampire Knight Zero
12-10-2008, 20:52
I pick LG, RhynoD and Andaras.

A little salt to the mix? :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
12-10-2008, 20:53
A little salt to the mix? :p

More like tossing some habanero peppers there with those 2. :p
Vampire Knight Zero
12-10-2008, 20:54
More like tossing some habanero peppers there with those 2. :p

Spicy! :D
SaintB
12-10-2008, 23:41
Spicy! :D

*Tastes* Needs more cow bell...
Vampire Knight Zero
12-10-2008, 23:41
*Tastes* Needs more cow bell...

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/Storm20V/IMGP2680.jpg

We must ride to get some more!