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So, your about to make an omelet... the only ingredients you can use other than eggs are three NS posters. What kind of omelet would you make (you know, egg white, regular, 3, 4, 5 egg). And what three people would you use for a filling?

Now excuse me, I'm going to go make an Omelet before I answer...

Are you asking us which posters we'd like to break open and fry?

Spanish omelette - we have Spaniards.

Are you asking us which posters we'd like to break open and fry?

Errm.. I suppose the concept was vague wasn't it?

I sort of mean who do you think is the tastiest poster. Meaning, who's posts do you like best.

Are you asking us which posters we'd like to break open and fry?

The Goofballian Atlantis Andaras omelet! An unquantifiable food that produces limitless energy from it's spontaneous matter-antimatter annihilation that serves itself on a taco!

:p

I'd have a 3 egg omelet with Lunatic Goofballs, Katganastan, and uhmm... I'll say Nat, that way it'll be a sexy omelet too.

Eggs are gross...





....who's gross around here?

Eggs are gross...





....who's gross around here?

Fassitude?

Errm.. I suppose the concept was vague wasn't it?

I sort of mean who do you think is the tastiest poster. Meaning, who's posts do you like best.Ah, I see.
Well, I could spend quite a bit of time tasting Soheran or The Cat Tribe. Neesika's posts are good, too.

My real omelet was a 2 egg omelet with cheddar, mozzarella, and colby jack cheese, bacon, and mushrooms.

An NSG omelette? How eggciting!

I'd scramble myself and Nanatsu into an ommlete - it would taste awesome... and bloody. :D

An NSG omelette? How eggciting!
Why must you do what it is you do when you do those things that make me cry?

So, your about to make an omelet... the only ingredients you can use other than eggs are three NS posters. What kind of omelet would you make (you know, egg white, regular, 3, 4, 5 egg). And what three people would you use for a filling?

Now excuse me, I'm going to go make an Omelet before I answer...

Muravyets, Poliwanacraca, and WC Imperial Court. (Also known as Dubsy.)

Why must you do what it is you do when you do those things that make me cry?

Because they can. :D

Why must you do what it is you do when you do those things that make me cry?

Because people keep egging me on...

Because people keep egging me on...

*tear*

I's put the Emos in my omelette so it'd cut itself. :)

I's put the Emos in my omelette so it'd cut itself. :)

And turn it into a Bloglette? I think not.

Because people keep egging me on...

Your puns are soft-boiled, but they still crack me up. They go over easy. :)

Hopefully this punfest will be ova soon.

Your puns are soft-boiled, but they still crack me up. They go over easy. :)

eek. Its LG. I'm gonna have to make my eggzit from this thread now, I'm small fry compared to him.

Hopefully this punfest will be ova soon.

EDIT: Must think of another pun!

That would only happen if everyone suddenly decided to shape up and become a good egg.

Your puns are soft-boiled, but they still crack me up. They go over easy. :)

Here's to egg on your face.

*poaches some of the egg puns, puts them all in one basket and scrambles*

Hm, I'm wondering, if one would make a chicken omelet, what would go in first, the chicken or the egg?

Hm, I'm wondering, if one would make a chicken omelet, what would go in first, the chicken or the egg?

Why waste time? Throw an egg-laying hen into a blender and expedite the process. :)

I don't like omelets...

I don't like omelets...

Now I know what to get you for Christmas! :D

Now I know what to get you for Christmas! :D
I have a very hungry dog to protect me from your flying omelet attacks. ;)

*poaches some of the egg puns, puts them all in one basket and scrambles*

You're just small fry. You're yet to show your true yolk.

Now I know what to get you for Christmas! :D

I have this image in my mind of Santa LG, sneaking down a chimney to deliver his gifts of mayhem and mischief.

I also have this image of Santa LG triggering anti-burglar systems, which give him a fiery napalm bath.

I wonder why...

:p

I want a Jesus omelete. He said his yolk was easy, I think.

I have this image in my mind of Santa LG, sneaking down a chimney to deliver his gifts of mayhem and mischief.

I also have this image of Santa LG triggering anti-burglar systems, which give him a fiery napalm bath.

I wonder why...

:p

:eek:

*purchases asbestos underwear*

:eek:

*purchases asbestos underwear*
That will give you testical cancer!

Though that wouldn't matter anymore.:tongue:

That will give you testical cancer!

Though that wouldn't matter anymore.:tongue:
I suggest that NSG raises the money for artificial testicles!

I suggest that NSG raises the money for artificial testicles!

Give him balls of...steel?

I suggest that NSG raises the money for artificial testicles!
We can make a movie about it: The man with the artificial testicles.

It would be epic (or porn)

That will give you testical cancer!

Though that wouldn't matter anymore.:tongue:

I suggest that NSG raises the money for artificial testicles!

Give him balls of...steel?

We can make a movie about it: The man with the artificial testicles.

It would be epic (or porn)

I will not settle for a downgrade.

I want balls of carbon nanotubes!

Edit: Buckyballs?

Give him balls of...steel?

I was thinking of a complex machine that housed some cells from his previous testes, allowing production of sperm, all housed in rigid plastic/cermic/metal case...

You can put a layer of steel on top if you need to :p.

EDIT: Of course you could use carbon nanostructures, greater surface area = greater sperm levels (of ejaculating doom).

I will not settle for a downgrade.

I want balls of carbon nanotubes!

Edit: Buckyballs?
'The man with the small balls'.:tongue:

'The man with the small balls'.:tongue:

It would be nice not to have such prominent targets for a change.

It would be nice not to have such prominent targets for a change.
*thinks of a witty reply*
*rereads*

Err, I didn't need to know that...


Buckyball-balls would be naturally occuring, like in stars and things. Everybody could have a little bit of LG in this way.:eek:

I want a Jesus omelete. He said his yolk was easy, I think.

Wish Granted!

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/jesus_20pan.jpg

I want a Jesus omelete. He said his yolk was easy, I think.

Why, He practically commanded us to make a Jesus omelette:

"Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yolk upon you, and learn of me ... and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yolk is easy"

But I think the Jesus pan might have been declared uncanonical at the Second Council of Nicea.

Wish Granted!

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/jesus_20pan.jpg

Nice picture - one for the photograph albumen.

I'm scrambling to find a pun to keep up.

I'm scrambling to find a pun to keep up.

The devil you say.

Looks like some of NSGs most hard boiled posters have decided to turn this thread into a pun fest... I hope it goes over easy with the moderators.

I don't think this thread is all it's cracked up to be. :p

I don't think this thread is all it's cracked up to be. :p

Nonsense, its pan fried and ready for consumption!

Nonsense, its pan fried and ready for consumption!

Don't let the fat go to your head now... :p

Don't let the fat go to your head now... :p

I promise it won't go past my waste line.

I promise it won't go past my waste line.

You seem quite hard boiled.

You seem quite hard boiled.

Soft boiled actually.

Soft boiled actually.

Egghead. ;)

Egghead. ;)

You seem a little cracked yourself.

You seem a little cracked yourself.

Well, I guess my minds a little scrambled right now.

Oh God, make it stop, make it stop!!!

Oh God, make it stop, make it stop!!!

It will, when i've finished poaching all these puns. :D

Well, I guess my minds a little scrambled right now.

Yes indeed, it does seem like your gray matter is light and fluffy, otherwise we wouldn't be making all these bad egg references.

Oh God, make it stop, make it stop!!!

Wish granted, I need to get to work.

Wish granted
You're a good egg!

Your puns are soft-boiled, but they still crack me up. They go over easy. :)

My brain just got scrambled.

Oh dear gods, these puns don't go over easy. If you're not careful I'm going to eggxact revenge and crack some heads. I may even scramble up some support, I'm sure I can yolk some of my friends into the task. We'll wisk up a beating, make no mistake.

This omelet could use more spam *whistles to call my army of gnomes* :)

No more omelets?

Andaras, Sel Appa and FerrousOxide, it'd be interesting, and you could watch it writhe around on your plate.

Omelette eh?
I pick:
Lunatic Goofballs: eating insanity is like drinking energy drinks - you get a good buzz out of it
Mad Hatters in Jeans: a little seasoning of demented imagination to add flavour
South Lorenya: a hint of what little intelligent thought I have found in NS, to make the omelette 'brain food'

cook well, and add a little sprinkle of salt and pepper to finish it off :D

Put everyone in. Its unfair to put some in and leave others out. Sorry, but I'm an eggalitarian.

I pick LG, RhynoD and Andaras.

I pick LG, RhynoD and Andaras.

A little salt to the mix? :p

A little salt to the mix? :p

More like tossing some habanero peppers there with those 2. :p

More like tossing some habanero peppers there with those 2. :p

Spicy! :D

Spicy! :D

*Tastes* Needs more cow bell...

*Tastes* Needs more cow bell...

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/Storm20V/IMGP2680.jpg

We must ride to get some more!