NationStates Jolt Archive


Hunting Stories

1010102
09-10-2008, 22:19
I'm only going to say this once. If you don't like Hunting, then don't post, or even read this thread. Go throw blood at kids with mouse ears leaving Disney Land.

Anyone here got any interesting or funny hunting stories?
Belschaft
09-10-2008, 22:20
Yep. I'm not allowed to do it in Britain (apaprantly it upsets foxy woxy) but if I ever to the US I'm getting myself a gun.
Vampire Knight Zero
09-10-2008, 22:21
I knew a guy who would hunt chavs with his mates - they shot them with air rifles and laughed as they paniced and ran.

Odd fellow, he left school and continued his sport. :p
1010102
09-10-2008, 22:22
I knew a guy who would hunt chavs with his mates - they shot them with air rifles and laughed as they paniced and ran.

Odd fellow, he left school and continued his sport. :p

lol thats frickin' awsome.
Vampire Knight Zero
09-10-2008, 22:26
lol thats frickin' awsome.

Yeah there was this woodland area where the chavs would meet to smoke pot, and he and his mates would gather and shoot them every day - the only time a chav tried to attack them, they all shot him at once. In the cock.
Zilam
09-10-2008, 22:30
THis one time, I was going hunting and I shot my attorney friend in the face.

Then I consumed his soul.


/Dick Cheney.
1010102
09-10-2008, 22:32
THis one time, I was going hunting and I shot my attorney friend in the face.

Then I consumed his soul.


/Dick Cheney.

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.Dick Cheney doesn't have friends
Grave_n_idle
09-10-2008, 22:33
I'm only going to say this once. If you don't like Hunting, then don't post, or even read this thread. Go throw blood at kids with mouse ears leaving Disney Land.


Nice flamebait intro. Be interesting to see how that one works for ya...
Zilam
09-10-2008, 22:33
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.Dick Cheney doesn't have friends

Not the first time I have heard that.

:P
New Wallonochia
09-10-2008, 22:39
Once, when I was rather young, my grandpa took me hunting with several of his friends. They sat me next to a tree and told me not to move so they knew where I'd be. They went to go drive deer out of the corn field but the deer went the wrong way and came straight for me. I heard noises coming out of the corn and thought it was my grandpa but instead it was a herd of about 20 deer who all proceeded to leap over me on their way by, one of them kicking me in the side of the head as he went. Luckily I had a really big, insulated hat on or it would have been a really sad day.
1010102
09-10-2008, 22:43
Nice flamebait intro. Be interesting to see how that one works for ya...

I was merely suggesting that they let me carry out my hobby and suggesting that they do the same.
Katganistan
09-10-2008, 22:48
I'm only going to say this once. If you don't like Hunting, then don't post, or even read this thread. Go throw blood at kids with mouse ears leaving Disney Land.

Are you trying to troll, or what? Try again, this time without the flamebait.