NationStates Jolt Archive


Pick a Presidential Debate!

Lunatic Goofballs
08-10-2008, 04:19
Which of these candidates for president or vice-president(real or imagined) would you like to see in a debate?

(poll coming)
Wilgrove
08-10-2008, 04:23
Adolf Hilter vs. Bill Clinton Vs. Barack Obama.

Three Charismatic leaders, a threesome...I mean three way debate.
Kyronea
08-10-2008, 05:00
Hillary versus Bill for the win.
Gauntleted Fist
08-10-2008, 05:01
McNader vs. O'Hillary. -nod-
Lunatic Goofballs
08-10-2008, 05:02
Hillary versus Bill for the win.

"I vow to balance the budget-"

"Is that what you told that Lewinski bitch?"

"At least she moved around a little..."

"Fuck you!"

:D
Sarkhaan
08-10-2008, 05:03
Hillary v. Bill. Nothing like televised divorce hearings.
Wilgrove
08-10-2008, 05:09
Hillary versus Bill for the win.

"I vow to balance the budget-"

"Is that what you told that Lewinski bitch?"

"At least she moved around a little..."

"Fuck you!"

:D

Hillary v. Bill. Nothing like televised divorce hearings.

Meh, I think it'd be one sided. I'm guessing Hillary has Bill "whipped", so she'll completely pwn him with his own testicles, and he just says "Yes ma'am".
Sarkhaan
08-10-2008, 05:11
Meh, I think it'd be one sided. I'm guessing Hillary has Bill "whipped", so she'll completely pwn him with his own testicles, and he just says "Yes ma'am".

televised domination then. Still entertaining.
Wilgrove
08-10-2008, 05:12
televised domination then. Still entertaining.

True
Dalmatia Cisalpina
08-10-2008, 05:37
LG vs. Sarah Palin. Purely for the laughs.
Poliwanacraca
08-10-2008, 05:40
I had to vote for Death, because either Sandman-Death or Discworld-Death would be pretty hilarious while pwning McCain.
Neo Art
08-10-2008, 05:43
Sandman Death would just have fun with it.

I vote for Lincoln v. Palin.

You know, just for the lulz.
Soheran
08-10-2008, 05:46
I want to see Cynthia McKinney in a debate.
Wilgrove
08-10-2008, 05:46
Anon vs. L Ron Hubbard!
Poliwanacraca
08-10-2008, 05:49
Sandman Death would just have fun with it.

I vote for Lincoln v. Palin.

You know, just for the lulz.

I love this idea, but let's make it even better. Tag-team debate - Lincoln and Douglas versus Palin and Quayle. :tongue:
Frisbeeteria
08-10-2008, 06:07
Palin vs. the 'cast' of Ice Road Truckers.

Let's get some 'Northern Exposure' worthy of the History Channel.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-10-2008, 06:31
McCain vs. a Grizzly bear.

"What my opponent doesn't understand is that Sarah Palin is headed this way in a helicopter."
Copiosa Scotia
08-10-2008, 06:34
LG vs. Palin, even though there'd only be one serious candidate involved.

(See what I did there?)
Lunatic Goofballs
08-10-2008, 06:51
LG vs. Sarah Palin. Purely for the laughs.

"My opponent is a clown..."

*tackles*
The Lone Alliance
08-10-2008, 07:02
Teddy versus Bush.
Reagan versus FDR. (<-Might need to give FDR a weapon since Reagan could lose it and try and tear him down)
Lincoln vs Bush
Hitler vs Stalin vs Bush
Obama vs McCain vs LG




Anon vs. L Ron Hubbard!
90 minute meme fest when LRH passes out from his pills.
SaintB
08-10-2008, 07:33
Palin vs. the 'cast' of Ice Road Truckers.

Let's get some 'Northern Exposure' worthy of the History Channel.

I vote yes!

We should toss in that guy from Tougher in Alaska too
Trans Fatty Acids
08-10-2008, 08:04
McCain vs. Death in a series of five debates:

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
Kyronea
08-10-2008, 08:11
McCain vs. Death in a series of five debates:

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

Of the Obama Presidency, of course.
Trans Fatty Acids
08-10-2008, 08:14
Of the Obama Presidency, of course.

I was thinking of his own Long Day's Journey Into Night, but that works better.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-10-2008, 08:17
McCain vs. Death in a series of five debates:

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcdRT0Xv2RU

:)
Cameroi
08-10-2008, 08:26
kussenich or edwards vs m'Cain.

ron paul vs one buck huck might be interesting, though a bit out of the loop.

to think we might actually be choosing between biden and palin, argh!

as long as people keep putting symbolic wealth ahead of real freedom, we'll keep getting handed our choices by the robber barons of oil, by way of their media lackies.
Callisdrun
08-10-2008, 09:03
Almost picked McCain vs. Death (the personification of) but then I saw Lunatic Goofballs vs. Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin vs. Hillary Clinton would be a distant third.
The Romulan Republic
08-10-2008, 09:13
Palin vs Clinton. Hell, seeing as Palin's partly a grab at Clinton voters, Clinton should be out pounding at Palin every day.

Plus, I'd enjoy watching Clinton rip Palin apart.
Cameroi
08-10-2008, 09:15
if we put lg in there against any of them, you know he'd win, and then get shot, so let's keep him arround.

we need better then we've got or are gonna get, that's for sure.

corporate media acting like star search or whatever its called, grading them on how well they danced, so they can avoid having to say anything factual or pertinent about real issues.

oh the vice candidates mentioned them alright, as flags and sabers to wave and rattle at each other, but i'd be real interested in anyone actually advocating DOING anything remotely interesting or useful.

and of course we all know the reason why they can't and won't, but don't want to admit to ourselves how we create incentives for this situation to exist and keep doing so.
South Lorenya
08-10-2008, 10:51
John Cleese vs Tina Fey.
Vampire Knight Zero
08-10-2008, 11:30
President Bush V.S a Brick wall.
Exilia and Colonies
08-10-2008, 12:36
McCain versus Death

"Death is obviously anti-american in his attempts to undermine the democratic process by killing me, leaving some crazy nutjob in charge of the Republican campaign"
Miami Shores
08-10-2008, 17:34
How about CNN' s registered Independent Lou Dobbs against Sen Barack Obama or anyone else for that matter. Should Lou Dobbs have run for President as an independent, could he have won?
Kyronea
08-10-2008, 17:49
Hardly. Lou Dobbs is a crazy man when it comes to immigration.
Knights of Liberty
08-10-2008, 18:37
Palin vs Bush.
Adunabar
08-10-2008, 19:01
Porque es los no hayamente multiplicio choiceio?
Lunatic Goofballs
08-10-2008, 19:05
President Bush V.S a Brick wall.

Brick Wall owns Dubya!
Vampire Knight Zero
08-10-2008, 19:08
Brick Wall owns Dubya!

Well, it's certainly smarter. :p
CthulhuFhtagn
08-10-2008, 19:09
Ron Paul versus a starving badger.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-10-2008, 19:19
Palin vs Clinton. Hell, seeing as Palin's partly a grab at Clinton voters, Clinton should be out pounding at Palin every day.

Plus, I'd enjoy watching Clinton rip Palin apart.

This, pretty much.
Wilgrove
08-10-2008, 19:25
Obama vs. Rev. Wright! :D
Khadgar
08-10-2008, 19:32
Sarah Palin vs Paris Hilton. Let the bimbo-off begin!

Ron Paul vs Ron Jeremy.