NationStates Jolt Archive

So, I watched a few episode of the brand new Celebrity Deathmach on Hulu.com. It's basically a show where they take celebrities in "Clay form" and have them fight to death. So far, my most favorite fight ever is Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie.

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1534024&vid=91537

So, who would you like to see in a fight to the death?

Personally, I'd like to see George W. Bush vs. Osama Bin Laden vs. Saddam vs. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

This show is actually pretty old. But is this a new series? (link doesn't work).

This show is actually pretty old. But is this a new series? (link doesn't work).

They brought it back on MTV 2. It works for me.

Luntatic Goofballs V.S a piece of string.

Link not working.

I'd want to see... Obama vs. Hillary. They can finally settle it. Like men. :p

http://www.hulu.com/videos/search?query=Celebrity+Deathmatch

Try this link then.

Link not working.

I'd want to see... Obama vs. Hillary. They can finally settle it. Like men. :p

Hillary would win, she has two sets of testicles, hers and Bill.

Those videos cannot be viewed outside the US. :(

http://www.hulu.com/videos/search?query=Celebrity+Deathmatch

Try this link then.

Now that one works!

Also, Bob Saget vs. Dane Cook.

I'd like to see Denis Leary Vs. Lewis Black

Luntatic Goofballs V.S a piece of string.

I love a challenge!

I love a challenge!

Of course you do. ;)

Luntatic Goofballs V.S a piece of string.

LG v Myrth.

Britney Spears vs Christina Aguilera. That way, I'll be happy with the results, as I hate them both.

River Tam v. Paris Hilton, with actual people.

River Tam v. Paris Hilton, with actual people.

Who is River Tam?

Who is River Tam?

You poor deprived man. Go rent the entire season of Firefly (right now!), watch it in the order the creator intended instead of the order FOX showed it in. Follow it up with the comics that bridge the gap between the show and the movie, then watch Serenity. Thank me once you've finished.

Perez Hilton vs. Paris Hilton

River Tam v. Paris Hilton, with actual people.

Seconded! All opposed? None? Motion carried!

Seriously, I'd honestly pay good frikking money for that.

Who is River Tam?

Summer Glau. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1132359/)

hmm... celebrity deathmatch...

Oprah vs Ellen DeGeneres

Summer Glau. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1132359/)

hmm... celebrity deathmatch...

Oprah vs Ellen DeGeneres

Hmm...that would be an awesome match. Oprah has her legions of housewives followers and men who are forced to watch her with their wives. But you also have the gay community behind Ellen DeGeneres. Some of the lesbians can be strong. It'd be an all out brawl!

Dr. Phil Vs. Montel *nod*

This show is actually pretty old. But is this a new series? (link doesn't work).
So old in fact that MTV Germany finally managed to pay for it to be dubbed.

Hmm...that would be an awesome match. Oprah has her legions of housewives followers and men who are forced to watch her with their wives. But you also have the gay community behind Ellen DeGeneres. Some of the lesbians can be strong. It'd be an all out brawl!

Dr. Phil Vs. Montel *nod*

I remember the bigfoot vs the loch ness monster... the LNM went after Fran Drescher because her laugh was similar to it's mating call.

*Weird warbeling noise off stage*
"sounds like the Loch Ness Monster and Fran consumated their relationship..."
"Thank YOU for that image Johnny!"

:D

Peter Griffin and the Giant Chicken in the arena - settle it once and for all. :)

I remember the bigfoot vs the loch ness monster... the LNM went after Fran Drescher because her laugh was similar to it's mating call.

*Weird warbeling noise off stage*
"sounds like the Loch Ness Monster and Fran consumated their relationship..."
"Thank YOU for that image Johnny!"

:D

LOL! I remember that.

I love the fight between the Spice Girls and Hanson. Marylin Manson killed both bands! :D

Peter Griffin and the Giant Chicken in the arena - settle it once and for all. :)

Been done to death.

Stan Smith Vs. Peter Griffin Vs. Homer Simpson, now there's a fight to the death you don't want to miss!

I'm more in the mood to see despised celebrities getting their asses kicked by ones we like (ie good actors). So let's see...

Tom Cruise v. Christian Bale

Britney Spears v. Sharon den Adel

Miley Cyrus v. Hayden Pannettiere

I got it... all the CEO's of Lehman, Fannie and Freddie mac, and all the other institutions involved with this financial crisis in a free-for-all, last-person-standing, no-holds-bar, only-one-walks-out death match.

the US winner then takes on the winner from each country.

and that winner gets lynched by the populace of their home country!

I got it... all the CEO's of Lehman, Fannie and Freddie mac, and all the other institutions involved with this financial crisis in a free-for-all, last-person-standing, no-holds-bar, only-one-walks-out death match.

the US winner then takes on the winner from each country.

and that winner gets lynched by the populace of their home country!

Cage match, with weapons! :D

Cage match, with weapons! :D

cage... of course... can't have them running away now can we?

weapons tho... while the carnage will then be great... do we really wanna let them off so easily? :confused:

cage... of course... can't have them running away now can we?

weapons tho... while the carnage will then be great... do we really wanna let them off so easily? :confused:

Hmmm.......How about this then, have a see-through safe, that has money in it. Have the money slowly burn away and watch them fight one another to get to the money! :D

Hmmm.......How about this then, have a see-through safe, that has money in it. Have the money slowly burn away and watch them fight one another to get to the money! :D

better... and rig it so that it flashover when the safe is opened.

Putin vs. Chuck Norris.

Putin vs. Chuck Norris.

If Putin has a paddle there will be no contest.

If Putin has a paddle there will be no contest.

I know who will win no matter what...

I like to put it this way:

Putin can conquer the entire USA by himself. Chuck Norris can conquer the entire world, and enforce every law he creates, even if he institutes thoughtcrime, by himself! Chuck Norris wins.