NationStates Jolt Archive


Talking Heads

Bloodlusty Barbarism
08-10-2008, 00:09
Pundit thread, yo.
Your favorite, your least favorite, and why. Feel free to stack your most beloved pundie up against someone else's.
For example: Anne Coulter is a raving lunatic, BUT she would trounce Keith Olbermann in a wet T-shirt contest.
Post away.
Muravyets
08-10-2008, 00:20
I'm not hugely into puppet theater myself, so I don't have all that much interest in pundits. I guess my list would be as follows:

Keith Olbermann, because I so dig the pinstripes and he watches all the same movies and tv shows I do, so I get all his jokes.

Chris Matthews, because it's fun to see how Charlie Brown grew up (go look at him and think about it), and it's hilarious to watch the faces of his guests when he gets on one of his real good ranting rolls and starts saying utterly disconnected shit that no one but him can figure out how it's connected to the topic. Of course, he also often says some truly dumbass crap, and that's annoying.

Fareed Zachariah because he is very, very smart and not loud.

And as for Ann Coulter, please, please, do not wet that t-shirt. I really do not want to see those dessicated hag teats. Please.
Free Soviets
08-10-2008, 00:23
burning down the house!
Vampire Knight Zero
08-10-2008, 00:24
#We're on the road to nowhere...#
Hurdegaryp
08-10-2008, 00:26
Threads such as these make me re-appreciate anarchism. Down with the state!
Free Soviets
08-10-2008, 00:29
Anne Coulter is a raving lunatic, BUT she would trounce Keith Olbermann in a wet T-shirt contest.

also, an adam's apple contest
Neesika
08-10-2008, 01:13
I was hoping you were going to sing some.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-10-2008, 01:19
I like groups of pundits, preferably with Bill Maher in the center. *nod*
Gauthier
08-10-2008, 01:23
also, an adam's apple contest

She'd also trounce either Jaws with regards to Pounds Per Square Inch of biting power.
Kyronea
08-10-2008, 01:43
Pundits, as a whole, disgust me. Especially the ones who support candidates I support, or positions on issues that I support, etc, because they're usually even worse than the other several sides.
Bloodlusty Barbarism
08-10-2008, 13:33
I like groups of pundits, preferably with Bill Maher in the center. *nod*

He makes me laugh :)
But occasionally you get an idiot like Will.I.Am on the show and then I have to turn my TV off and quickly repress the memory.
Peepelonia
08-10-2008, 13:58
No has said 'Physco Killer' yet so that gets my vote.
Rambhutan
08-10-2008, 13:59
"Don't worry about the government"
Liminus
08-10-2008, 14:06
My favorite talking head. (http://verdoux.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/the-wonderful-wizard-of-oz.jpg)
Dakini
08-10-2008, 14:15
You may ask yourself what is that beautiful house?
You may ask yourself where does that highway go to?
You may ask yourself am I right, am I wrong?
You may say to yourself, my god, what have I done?
Bloodlusty Barbarism
10-10-2008, 03:50
You may ask yourself what is that beautiful house?
You may ask yourself where does that highway go to?
You may ask yourself am I right, am I wrong?
You may say to yourself, my god, what have I done?

Well now that I have permission... can I ask what this has to do with anything?
New Limacon
10-10-2008, 04:03
burning down the house!

I prefer the psycho killer.
New Limacon
10-10-2008, 04:04
Well now that I have permission... can I ask what this has to do with anything?

For shame. Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYbUCvz1LYE), educate yourself.
Hurdegaryp
10-10-2008, 20:47
Not everybody was alive and kicking in the eighties, New Limacon. They haven't seen the things that we've seen.
Vampire Knight Zero
10-10-2008, 20:48
For shame. Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYbUCvz1LYE), educate yourself.

Ah, its the same as it ever was. :D
Bloodlusty Barbarism
16-10-2008, 05:37
For shame. Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYbUCvz1LYE), educate yourself.

... I can't tell if this is cool or not.
Aperture Science
16-10-2008, 07:07
If we're talking sheer pundit skills, O'Reilly is sort of like the Pundit Standard Template. I mean, he's a complete prima donna, cuts people off, preys on fear and tries to stir up paranoia in his audience. And, lets face it, if it weren't for the fact that so many people hang on his every word, his show would be HILARIOUS.
Trotskylvania
16-10-2008, 07:12
If we're talking sheer pundit skills, O'Reilly is sort of like the Pundit Standard Template. I mean, he's a complete prima donna, cuts people off, preys on fear and tries to stir up paranoia in his audience. And, lets face it, if it weren't for the fact that so many people hang on his every word, his show would be HILARIOUS.

I hang on Colbert's every word, and he's hilarious. :p
Aperture Science
16-10-2008, 07:16
I hang on Colbert's every word, and he's hilarious. :p

Yes, but the difference is that he's INTENTIONALLY funny :p
Trotskylvania
16-10-2008, 07:20
Yes, but the difference is that he's INTENTIONALLY funny :p

You know, while we're on the subject of psychos, I think its hight time we gave GlaDOS her own talk show.
Non Aligned States
16-10-2008, 07:47
You know, while we're on the subject of psychos, I think its hight time we gave GlaDOS her own talk show.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here.
HUGE SUCCESS.

Will she serve cake at the end of the show? :p
SaintB
16-10-2008, 08:15
My favorite talking head is the one from the Wizard of Oz. My least favorite talking head is Zordon... such a rip off of WoO. The scariest of all the talking heads is a beholder.