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Someday, the clowns could invade your home!

Lunatic Goofballs
07-10-2008, 01:59
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/10/06/holographic.television/index.html

Imagine holographic clowns leaping out at intruders, naughty children and/or unsuspecting NSGers.

It's a brave new world! :)
Hoyteca
07-10-2008, 02:51
Meh, clowns are no match for stealthy mimes. Quiet, fast, and unexpected. Mimes make excellent assassins and great all-around peoples.

Now imagine a mime-clown alliance, with ninja-pirates.
Gauthier
07-10-2008, 03:36
Meh, clowns are no match for stealthy mimes. Quiet, fast, and unexpected. Mimes make excellent assassins and great all-around peoples.

Now imagine a mime-clown alliance, with ninja-pirates.

Don't forget the frightening backup of astronaut cavemen.
Gauthier
07-10-2008, 03:37
Picture this: you're sat down for the Football World Cup final, or a long-awaited sequel to the "Sex and the City" movie and you're watching all the action unfold in 3-D on your coffee table.

"Dude, Kim Cattrall is having an orgasm on my coffee table."
Sarkhaan
07-10-2008, 03:42
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/10/06/holographic.television/index.html

Imagine holographic clowns leaping out at intruders, naughty children and/or unsuspecting NSGers.

It's a brave new world! :)

that has such people in it!

It would be kinda creepy, kinda cool, and could give the porn industry a whole new angle (since they are currently one of the most interested groups in 3d technology for home viewing)
Imperial isa
07-10-2008, 03:59
shit better not watch Jaws on it then
Blouman Empire
07-10-2008, 04:11
"Dude, Kim Cattrall is having an orgasm on my coffee table."

in 2020 that is not something I even want to imagine, you might as well watch octogenarian porn.

Hell it isn't even something you want to see in 2008.
King Arthur the Great
07-10-2008, 04:23
Let's not forget people using this to do self-generated 'Matrix Bullet Time' shit where they pause it, do a slow-mo rotation, and then continue, just to f*ck with the guy you invited over to watch the new action movie you just got.
Imperial isa
07-10-2008, 04:28
Let's not forget people using this to do self-generated 'Matrix Bullet Time' shit where they pause it, do a slow-mo rotation, and then continue, just to f*ck with the guy you invited over to watch the new action movie you just got.

i see alot of backs bring put out
Lunatic Goofballs
07-10-2008, 04:30
i see alot of backs bring put out

You could use ultrasound to create the illusion of solidity or even impacts then you might be able to actually get your ass kicked by a hologram.

Might be fun if the watcher wasn't expecting it.

*starts making plans*
Gauthier
07-10-2008, 04:33
You could use ultrasound to create the illusion of solidity or even impacts then you might be able to actually get your ass kicked by a hologram.

Might be fun if the watcher wasn't expecting it.

*starts making plans*

Just make sure it's not a digitally remastered Chuck Norris film or the consequences will be dire.

Sorry, it was too ripe an opportunity.
Imperial isa
07-10-2008, 04:34
You could use ultrasound to create the illusion of solidity or even impacts then you might be able to actually get your ass kicked by a hologram.

Might be fun if the watcher wasn't expecting it.

*starts making plans*

video games never be the same
Gauntleted Fist
07-10-2008, 04:35
Ninjas are better.
King Arthur the Great
07-10-2008, 04:38
Just make sure it's not a digitally remastered Chuck Norris film or the consequences will be dire.

Sorry, it was too ripe an opportunity.

No, you are correct. Chuck Norris films with the actual death coming with them...

We need to ship these to Al-Qaeda, without them knowing what they are.
German Nightmare
07-10-2008, 06:43
"Dude, Kim Cattrall is having an orgasm on my coffee table."
"Pass the sugar, please."
Wowmaui
07-10-2008, 07:19
I have no fear of the clowns, I have a little bitty car, they'd be so busy trying to fit the whole group in it I could escape.
Call to power
07-10-2008, 13:05
lets say your one of those idiots who always forgets the coaster :$

this would make star wars very interesting though
Gauthier
09-10-2008, 03:48
"Pass the sugar, please."

"Cream?"