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The new caring Anglican Church for the 21st century...or not

I V Stalin
06-10-2008, 20:00
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/06/religion


A Church of England vicar could face disciplinary action for saying gay men should have "sodomy" warnings tattooed on their bodies.

The Rev Peter Mullen, who is a parish priest and rector in the City of London, made the remarks on his blog, which has since been removed from the web under an agreement with diocesan officials.

Mullen, 66, wrote it was time for religious believers to recommend the discouragement of homosexual practices in the style of cigarette packet warnings.

"Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan sodomy can seriously damage your health and their chins with fellatio kills."

In a previous posting Mullen anticipated an "agreeable carnage" at the start of the annual Hajj, the Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca.

"They usually manage to stampede and slaughter quite a few hundred of their co-religionists. Just imagine for a moment what a field day the BBC and the leftwing press in England would have if anything even remotely as bad as that happened in Vatican Square at Christmas or Easter."

Mullen criticised the lack of jokes about Islam in the media, remarking that adherents "certainly lend themselves to ridicule: sticking their arses in the air five times a day. How about a few little choruses, 'Randy Muslims when they die/Find 70 virgins in the sky'?"

In a statement referring to the tattoo blog, the Right Rev Richard Chartres, bishop of London, condemned Mullen's opinions. "While clergy are entitled to their own personal views, we recognise that the content of this text is highly offensive and is in no way reflective of the views of the diocese of London."

Chartres was alerted to the blog in June and promised to "have a word" with Mullen. He was said to be taking the matter seriously, although his office stated it was not in a position to edit blogs written by an individual, however much they might disapprove of the sentiments expressed. A spokesman for the diocese said it was possible that Mullen could be disciplined on the grounds of engaging in conduct unbecoming or inappropriate to the office and work of the clergy.

Despite the bishop's rebuke, Mullen played down the posts, which he described as "light-hearted jokes".

"I wrote some satirical things on my blog and anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they're light-hearted jokes. I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. Many of my dear friends have been and are of that persuasion. What I have got against them is the militant preaching of homosexuality."

Just to reverse this, if it had been discovered that an imam had posted similar anti-Christian and anti-gay comments in a blog, chances are he'd be hunted down by a vigilante mob and beaten to death with their copies of the Daily Mail. As it is, we're being told it is "possible" this guy might be disciplined.

As a side note, besides anything else, this guy should actually read up on the "tradition of English satire". It usually ended up with the satirist in the stocks...
Nikkiovakia
06-10-2008, 20:06
"Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan sodomy can seriously damage your health and their chins with fellatio kills."

This is a joke, right? Wtf?
Kamsaki-Myu
06-10-2008, 20:07
This is a joke, right? Wtf?
Reading on, it does seem as though it actually is. It's just a really crap joke. Plus, Sarcasm Doesn't Work on the Internet.
Trans Fatty Acids
06-10-2008, 20:12
In the grand tradition of the Anglican Communion, they're going to have a Very Serious Talk with the priest in question. Which I commend as a method of dispute resolution. Messier than simply having a dogma and stomping on anyone who disagrees, but more respectful of the disagreeing parties' co-humanity.
Nikkiovakia
06-10-2008, 20:15
In the grand tradition of the Anglican Communion, they're going to have a Very Serious Talk with the priest in question. Which I commend as a method of dispute resolution. Messier than simply having a dogma and stomping on anyone who disagrees, but more respectful of the disagreeing parties' co-humanity.

But dogma stomping is so much more fun.