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Quick question. Simple and straightforward, the best sort of question.

Does sex get boring in a relationship? Of course it does. But how long does this process take for you? A week and your bored? Based on how often you have sex, with a stable relationship partner, how long before the mundane saense of dread everytime you walk into the bedroom/shower/shed/camp/etc set in?

I do have a solution.

The Hello Kitty vibrator (http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hello-kitty-vibrator-pink.thumbnail.jpg).

If your sex gets boring youre doin it wrong.

while it can get borning it just means you got to get creative

Stable sex boring?
Neigh, I say!

This is when you introduce BDSM. *nod*

This is when you introduce BDSM. *nod*

Agreed. Bondage never gets boring.

Sex never gets boring for me, but after a week or two the constant crying, tugging at their chains and begging to see the sun again starts to wear on my nerves. Not to mention cleaning up after they shit on the floor and bringing food.
Ugh, relationships are such a chore.

It varies. Usually this doesn't happen, but one time I was dating this guy who made it monotonous and then had the nerve to complain about the monotony, but when I'd try to be spontaneous and do something different my efforts were shot down.

Baby Jesus disapproves of stable sex. Seeing Joseph and a prostitute at it in the hay only a few hours after he was born did not impress.

Sex has nevr once got boring for me... in fact the longer I'm in a relationship it seems like the more exciting (and often) sex gets.

Sex in a stable relationship has never been boring for me.

I personally wouldn't want to have sex in a stable, but I can't say for sure whether it would be boring.

Stable sex boring?
Neigh, I say!
*sigh*
I saw it coming, but it didn't hurt any less...

*sigh*
I saw it coming, but it didn't hurt any less...

But it did make me lol...

Quick question. Simple and straightforward, the best sort of question.

Does sex get boring in a relationship? Of course it does. But how long does this process take for you? A week and your bored? Based on how often you have sex, with a stable relationship partner, how long before the mundane saense of dread everytime you walk into the bedroom/shower/shed/camp/etc set in?

Depends on how honest I can be with a partner, and how willing they are to expand their own horizons.

I've had lovers who got boring the second, or third time I had sex with them...because they were just so not willing to leave their comfort zone to please me. So I stopped having sex with them.

I've had lovers who got into a 'routine', which was for sure partially my fault because I pretended to be more pleased with it than I was. That sort of sex might have gone on a bit longer.

I'm not willing to settle for boring sex anymore. I don't believe that I have to keep switching up partners though...I'm having the best sex of my life right now with my amazing, awesome, alliterated man, and I don't see that changing. Because we have the sort of relationship where we can be honest about things getting stale, and we can both work openly at solving the problem. You know...fucking a filipina, or a red head together :D Etc.

This is when you introduce BDSM. *nod*

:rolleyes:

You don't 'introduce' BDSM like it's a new sextoy, or naughty negligee.

Bah, wasting my breath.

But it did make me lol...

horse brutality is nothing to laugh about.

horse brutality is nothing to laugh about.

*stifles laughter and looks stern*

*stifles laughter and looks stern*

where the hell is that trout slap smilie when you need it...

Stable sex boring?
Neigh, I say!

Yay! :D

:rolleyes:

You don't 'introduce' BDSM like it's a new sextoy, or naughty negligee.

Bah, wasting my breath.

Perhaps a good whipping will learn him!

horse brutality is nothing to laugh about.
Honestly, I can see how unhappy you are being saddled with your lack of adventure...

Honestly, I can see how unhappy you are being saddled with your lack of adventure...

Kat, you're pretty much encouraging people to sexually exploit animals.

Give your head a shake.

Just don't whinny.

horse brutality is nothing to laugh about.

*Nickers... errmm snickers*

Hay now, thats not what I was getting at.

Honestly, I can see how unhappy you are being saddled with your lack of adventure...

Perhaps he should trot on down to the adult book store and pony up for something to spur him on.

Kat, you're pretty much encouraging people to sexually exploit animals.

Give your head a shake.

Just don't whinny.
Apparently, I've managed to stick my hoof in my mouth...
;)

Perhaps he should trot on down to the adult book store and pony up for something to spur him on.
I was gonna say something about bareback riding... but alas, I'd better rein it in.

The puns in this thread are nearly Xanthine in their utter crappiness.

Perhaps he should trot on down to the adult book store and pony up for something to spur him on.

/thread

LG once more proves why he is funnier than I am.

The puns in this thread are nearly Xanthine in their utter crappiness.

When you look at it, it's all just a load of horse-shit.

:rolleyes:

You don't 'introduce' BDSM like it's a new sextoy, or naughty negligee.

Bah, wasting my breath.

Hey, you have to be sure your partner is cool with it. I mean you can't just go into the bedroom in full BDSM gear.....

Hey, you have to be sure your partner is cool with it. I mean you can't just go into the bedroom in full BDSM gear.....

I generally go everywhere in full BDSM gear...?

When you look at it, it's all just a load of horse-shit.
You can't blame me for wanting to horse around.

I generally go everywhere in full BDSM gear...?

*slides you my card* *whispers: call me*

dear god what have i walked into....

dear god what have i walked into....

*doors slam behind you and lock*

One of us....One of us...One of us...

http://www.bjacked.net/LuvToHunt/forums/phpBB2/modules/gallery/albums/album01/Beat_Dead_Horse.jpg

Did I just make it worse? :(

dear god what have i walked into....

Hay, why the long face?

;)

Within a month I'm usually bored and moving on to someone else.

http://www.bjacked.net/LuvToHunt/forums/phpBB2/modules/gallery/albums/album01/Beat_Dead_Horse.jpg

Did I just make it worse? :(
Stop bleating about it. It doesn't suit ewe.

Stop bleating about it. It doesn't suit ewe.

http://www.rockysheep.com/images/Sheep_Suit_Molly1.2.gif

:confused:

http://www.rockysheep.com/images/Sheep_Suit_Molly1.2.gif

:confused:
XD

You came up with that in two shakes of a lamb's tail....

"oh please no! ARGH"
*begins to melt due to horrible horrible puns*
"MELTING!"
*puddle slowly slinks out of the room*
"Ha! got out"
*snicker*

XD

You came up with that in two shakes of a lamb's tail....

*sigh*

no good picture for that. How disappointing.


Finding a Ewe suit was surprisingly easy...though, I had rather hoped for a tux.

"oh please no! ARGH"
*begins to melt due to horrible horrible puns*
"MELTING!"
*puddle slowly slinks out of the room*
"Ha! got out"
*snicker*
Yeah, but admit it....

we quack you up.

lol oh of course!

The ad on the bottom of the page is for some 'cute kid of the year' contest, with a baby in a diaper and a big hat.

No bestiality involved at all. Clearly the ad filters are getting it wrong.

Quick question. Simple and straightforward, the best sort of question.

Does sex get boring in a relationship? Of course it does. But how long does this process take for you? A week and your bored? Based on how often you have sex, with a stable relationship partner, how long before the mundane saense of dread everytime you walk into the bedroom/shower/shed/camp/etc set in?

I've been having sex with the same person for nearly 8 years, it's not ever been boring.......how long before it comes boring?

I've been having sex with the same person for nearly 8 years, it's not ever been boring.......how long before it comes boring?

Eh probably when he has to use "Daddy's little helper" pills, then you know it's time to call it quits.

I dunno, sometimes I think that sex becomes boring is due not to the fact that the act itself has become boring, but that there's no emotional connection anymore. I've known couples who don't love one another anymore, and to them sex is boring.

However, I'd like (remember, just because I like it to be true, doesn't make it so.) to think that if you're in a loving, caring relationship that is built on trust, respect, and love, then as long as ya'll have a strong emotional connection and bond, sex will never get boring, because sex reminds you of that connection and bond.

I'm an idealistic fool, I know,

Heh so it seems that your initial premise is wrong.

Monotony in stable sex?

I have to admit, I never had sex in a stable yet. I would imagine the hay can be kind of pricky.

Eh probably when he has to use "Daddy's little helper" pills, then you know it's time to call it quits.

I dunno, sometimes I think that sex becomes boring is due not to the fact that the act itself has become boring, but that there's no emotional connection anymore. I've known couples who don't love one another anymore, and to them sex is boring.

However, I'd like (remember, just because I like it to be true, doesn't make it so.) to think that if you're in a loving, caring relationship that is built on trust, respect, and love, then as long as ya'll have a strong emotional connection and bond, sex will never get boring, because sex reminds you of that connection and bond.

I'm an idealistic fool, I know,

I think there's a bit more to it than that.
Otherwise, one-night-stands and swinging would be boring. Let me assure you, they're not.

I think the trick is to keep it interesting. As in, not to expect it to be interesting automatically, just because it's sex, but to remain interested yourself and keep your partner interested. Whichever form that may take for the individual couple.

Stable sex boring?
Neigh, I say!

Yep, boredom should be a stranger in the manger. Its a veritable zoo of possibilities.

Am I the only pervert or did anybody else think horses when they read the title?

Eh probably when he has to use "Daddy's little helper" pills, then you know it's time to call it quits.

Nonsense.

*slides you my card* *whispers: call me*

At this time, would it be sexier for me to purr or whinny?

like anything, if you do the same thing without variation it gets boring after a time. The trick is, thus, to vary. Either in act, or person.