NationStates Jolt Archive


McCain... Get it? McCain!

Heikoku 2
04-10-2008, 23:08
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081004/ap_on_el_pr/political_play_of_the_day_1;_ylt=Ag4kh3vv3Uvw1CKUdAAShEdh24cA

I have to wonder: Is the happy meal for McCain or for Palin?
Forensatha
04-10-2008, 23:10
It's for the group's security personel. And the personel have to split it. The rest of it is for McCain.
Fnordgasm 5
04-10-2008, 23:12
So he was hungry?
Heikoku 2
04-10-2008, 23:15
So he was hungry?

For a Happy Meal. :p
Vampire Knight Zero
04-10-2008, 23:17
So, now we know who the Hamburglar is... <_<
Wowmaui
04-10-2008, 23:17
You sure that wasn't Bill Clinton in that motorcade?
Leistung
04-10-2008, 23:18
For a Happy Meal. :p

Wow. Did you hear about that time Obama ate at Wendy's? Damn, I had no idea he was so into women's rights :rolleyes:.

Seriously though, someone wrote about this?
JuNii
04-10-2008, 23:25
Seriously though, someone wrote about this?
and did you notice the emphasis was not on McCain visiting McDonald's but the traffic jam?

almost as if they were purposefully trying to point out all the negatives...
Fnordgasm 5
04-10-2008, 23:26
and did you notice the emphasis was not on McCain visiting McDonald's but the traffic jam?

almost as if they were purposefully trying to point out all the negatives...

There was jam!?
JuNii
04-10-2008, 23:29
There was jam!?

right there in the article.
Fnordgasm 5
04-10-2008, 23:30
right there in the article.

But not on the bigmac?:(
Wilgrove
04-10-2008, 23:31
Really? He couldn't go back to his resort, and send someone out?
JuNii
04-10-2008, 23:34
Really? He couldn't go back to his resort, and send someone out?

or go through the... *gasp* drive thru?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
04-10-2008, 23:34
Well, this finally proves that McCain can't be President. All U.S. Presidents since Lincoln have been required to obtain their nourishment via photosynthesis, it says it right there in the Constitution.
JuNii
04-10-2008, 23:41
Well, this finally proves that McCain can't be President. All U.S. Presidents since Lincoln have been required to obtain their nourishment via photosynthesis, it says it right there in the Constitution.

you do realize that it also disqualifies Obama who was shown eating pancakes and other foods...

but you never seen Nader eat... nor drink...

hmm...
Heikoku 2
04-10-2008, 23:53
you do realize that it also disqualifies Obama who was shown eating pancakes and other foods...

but you never seen Nader eat... nor drink...

hmm...

Way ahead of you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evidence_(short_story)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
04-10-2008, 23:54
you do realize that it also disqualifies Obama who was shown eating pancakes and other foods...

but you never seen Nader eat... nor drink...

hmm...
Obama wasn't eating those foods, he was merely chewing them and then storing them in his abdominal cavity. As soon as he was off camera he regurgitated the nutritious substance into the waiting mouths of a nest full of bloggers.
JuNii
05-10-2008, 00:10
Obama wasn't eating those foods, he was merely chewing them and then storing them in his abdominal cavity. As soon as he was off camera he regurgitated the nutritious substance into the waiting mouths of a nest full of bloggers.

he feeds bloggers? ugh... he lost my vote!
Heikoku 2
05-10-2008, 00:11
he feeds bloggers? ugh... he lost my vote!

You're from Hawaii. Your vote doesn't matter. ;)
JuNii
05-10-2008, 00:16
You're from Hawaii. Your vote doesn't matter. ;)

nonononono... actually... you're quite right... :(

I'm from Hawaii...

therefore I support Obama because he was born here. ;)
Aperture Science
05-10-2008, 00:28
nonononono... actually... you're quite right... :(

I'm from Hawaii...

therefore I support Obama because he was born here. ;)

Pffft. Hawaii isn't even a state. Don't you watch the news?
Heikoku 2
05-10-2008, 00:32
nonononono... actually... you're quite right... :(

I'm from Hawaii...

therefore I support Obama because he was born here. ;)

But I thought he was born in a madrassa in Saudi Arabia by the hands of Osama Bin Laden while making out with William Ayers and a small zebra!
JuNii
05-10-2008, 00:45
Pffft. Hawaii isn't even a state. Don't you watch the news?
don't even joke about that. you know how many people (not just from the USA) I've encountered who asked me "where can I change my money to Hawaiian Money?"

But I thought he was born in a madrassa in Saudi Arabia by the hands of Osama Bin Laden while making out with William Ayers and a small zebra!

I wish... people here are "Vote for our local boy, Obama!"

pisses me off...
Heikoku 2
05-10-2008, 00:52
I wish... people here are "Vote for our local boy, Obama!"

pisses me off...

If it keeps McCain off the White House, fine by me.
Aperture Science
05-10-2008, 00:55
don't even joke about that. you know how many people (not just from the USA) I've encountered who asked me "where can I change my money to Hawaiian Money?"

Hey, I totally sympathize. I used to live in a tourist town and every summer at least five people would ask me where the beach was.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-10-2008, 01:06
he feeds bloggers? ugh... he lost my vote!
It is one of his more shameful actions.
The three pillars of the Obama candidacy: Hope, Change, Regurgitation.
If it keeps McCain off the White House, fine by me.
Hawaii commands only 4 votes, which makes their opinions only slightly less significant than New Mexico or West Virginia.
JuNii
05-10-2008, 01:10
Hawaii commands only 4 votes, which makes their opinions only slightly less significant than New Mexico or West Virginia.
is there anyone less significant than Hawaii? :(
Aperture Science
05-10-2008, 01:13
is there anyone less significant than Hawaii? :(

Wyoming.
German Nightmare
05-10-2008, 02:10
Well, this finally proves that McCain can't be President. All U.S. Presidents since Lincoln have been required to obtain their nourishment via photosynthesis, it says it right there in the Constitution.
Didn't you know that following the Constitution is not a requirement for the PotUS any longer? Or so recent examples have shown...
Tmutarakhan
05-10-2008, 07:06
I have to wonder: Is the happy meal for McCain or for Palin?
Palin only needed a few fries. We all know she's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Anti-Social Darwinism
05-10-2008, 08:56
Damn you all, I now want, no crave, a quarter pounder with cheese and fries. *resents*
Zombie PotatoHeads
05-10-2008, 09:12
don't even joke about that. you know how many people (not just from the USA) I've encountered who asked me "where can I change my money to Hawaiian Money?"
Haven't you ever tried to fob them off with taro and macadamia nuts?
"Oh, we still believe in the barter system here. Here, I'll trade you this taro for $50 of your US dollars. You'll be able rent a room for a week at the Sheraton with this!"
Laerod
05-10-2008, 16:01
Is McCain a french fry brand in the states as well?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/product-454000.jpg
Hurdegaryp
05-10-2008, 16:09
or go through the... *gasp* drive thru?

Well, the man is a maverick. Still I don't entirely understand why McCain is always compared with an unbranded calf that is separated from his mother.
Blouman Empire
06-10-2008, 13:40
Is McCain a french fry brand in the states as well?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/product-454000.jpg

See this is why I want him to win, so we can all go, like their slogan "Ah McCain, your've done it again"
Nikkiovakia
06-10-2008, 20:21
I've never heard of McCain fries. This may change my vote completely, I love french fries.
Vampire Knight Zero
06-10-2008, 20:22
I've never heard of McCain fries. This may change my vote completely, I love french fries.

They are easy to find in the UK - they're on the supermarket shelf.
Tmutarakhan
06-10-2008, 20:22
I've never heard of McCain fries. This may change my vote completely, I love french fries.That's FREEDOM fries, ya dang Communist!
South Lorenya
06-10-2008, 20:25
Ssshhh, McCain's not eating that time -- he only accepts food that existed when he was born (such as stegosaurus steaks). *hides*
Blouman Empire
07-10-2008, 03:32
I've never heard of McCain fries. This may change my vote completely, I love french fries.

McCain is the brand, they also sell peas, corn a wide range of other frozen foodstuffs.
Rhaztrailia
07-10-2008, 03:40
ssshhh, mccain's not eating that time -- he only accepts food that existed when he was born (such as stegosaurus steaks). *hides*

baha