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I propose we start a clowninja clan headed by LG. It will be a democratic by the clowns, of the clowns and for the clowns. Clan members shall learn the ancient martial art of Clown Fu and utilize Clownese weaponry. Only the weirdest and clowniest of NSGers can join. In this clan there shall be a weirdness committee where top members elected by the rest will discuss and debate on how to make this forum a funnier place and weirdness.

Should this proposal be approved one may join by submitting the following:

Your profile name:

Your acts of weirdness/funniness:

Whether you like the following:
Pie
Tacos
Mud
Balloons

Profile Name: Nanatsu no Tsuki

Acts of Weirdness/Funnies: derail threads from the original topic to total chaos; example: The Back Up plan thread.

Likes:
Pie
Tacos
Balloons

((But I'm not sure if I qualify as a clown... More as an agent of chaos than anything else. Would that count too for membership?))

Profile Name: Nanatsu no Tsuki

Acts of Weirdness/Funnies: derail threads from the original topic to total chaos; example: The Back Up plan thread.

That was a fun thread, wasn't it?

That was a fun thread, wasn't it?

It was. We should do it again. :p

It was. We should do it again. :p

How about now, this thread looks good to derail :p

Check your TGs.

How about now, this thread looks good to derail :p

Check your TGs.

Say: do you think latex is good or too constricting?

Say: do you think latex is good or too constricting?

on whom? Latex can be good BECAUSE it's constricting.

on whom? Latex can be good BECAUSE it's constricting.

Well, on you, for example.

Profile: Lunatic Goofballs

Acts of Weirdness/Funniness: Too numerous to mention, however I consider this to be some of my best work: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=542399

Likes:
Pies, Tacos, Mud, Balloons, Groin Kicks, Disturbing the Comfortable.

Well, on you, for example.

hah, no, not on me.

hah, no, not on me.

Bah. No fun, I see.:(

Bah. No fun, I see.:(

oh I'm LOTS of fun

oh I'm LOTS of fun

Heh. But you won't let someone use latex on you.

Profile Name: Anti-social Darwinism

Acts of Weirdness: Short-sheeting beds, putting honey on toilet seats and in car door locks (especially effective on snowy nights), telling my assistant at work that I had a rock garden which I grew from granite and quartz seeds (she believed me!).

Likes pies, tacos and latex

the safety word is ... I forgot.

How about now, this thread looks good to derail :p

Check your TGs.

LOL did you just overtly engage in and encourage threadjacking?!

Profile name: Vampire Knight Zero

Your acts of weirdness/funniness: Lord of Picspam, master of randomness.

Likes:
Pie
Tacos
Balloons

Your profile name: Belschaft (Bel to my friends and random people)

Your acts of weirdness/funniness: Various. I will not however name them under self incrimination laws. Ask nat or Zero if you desire further info.

Whether you like the following:
Pie
Mud
Balloons

I dislike Taco's. Evil things.

Ask nat or Zero if you desire further info.

Please don't. The horrors are still burned into my skull, and they hurt to bring up. :(

Please don't. The horrors are still burned into my skull, and they hurt to bring up. :(

I didn't do anything permanent:(

I didn't do anything permanent:(

True, but all scars take time to heal.

True, but all scars take time to heal.

But... but... you said you liked it.

Well, it was a new experience, but you got too rough...

Your profile name: Junii

Your acts of weirdness/funniness: by being absolutly normal. In a clan full of weirdness, how weird will 'normal' be?

Whether you like the following:
Pie
Tacos
Mud
I hate em. why else would I toss them at people... if I liked em, I would hoard them and never share.

tho I will admit Pies and Tacos taste good... very good... I could just eat them all up by m... *ahem....

Balloons especially balloons... I just wanna twist em up into funny shapes, pop em, and even sometimes over inflate them!

Don't lie Junii. Your as sane as a guy investing in Ryanair.

Don't lie Junii. Your as sane as a guy investing in Ryanair.

*GASP* She lied on her submission form! That perjury! :p :mad: LG will have to name a suitable punishment. :)

Don't lie Junii. Your as sane as a guy investing in Ryanair.

and where... pray show me, did I ever say I was "Sane"?

I said my acts of weirdness/funniness was to be 'normal'.

there is a difference you know. ;)

And the diference is what? Yours takes longer to say?

And the diference is what? Yours takes longer to say?

I can be insane but still act normal.

I can be sane and act abnomrally.

sanity and nomalicy are two seperate things. ;)

right.....

My point stands. Your nuts.

right.....

My point stands. Your nuts.

and I never denied it, nor have I claimed otherwise. :p

*GASP* She lied on her submission form! That perjury! :p :mad: LG will have to name a suitable punishment. :)

she? who are you talking about?

she? who are you talking about?

What!?!?!! Your not a girl?!?!?!

I let you in my bed... urgh....

What!?!?!! Your not a girl?!?!?!

I let you in my bed... urgh....

and I would've thought me grabbing the asian girls before the bed was crushed by the horse would've been the big hint! ;)

Go here, click on characters, watch the top right video (bondo) (http://www.bbc.co.uk/wrongdoor/)

I was amused (but watch nothing else to do with the program at all).

and I would've thought me grabbing the asian girls before the bed was crushed by the horse would've been the big hint! ;)

But.... but.... I've been making sugestions that...... that......

*screams*

*runs away and hides from world*

But.... but.... I've been making sugestions that...... that......

*screams*

*runs away and hides from world*

awww.... does that mean you won't snuggle up to me again? :( :p

*GASP* She lied on her submission form! That perjury! :p :mad: LG will have to name a suitable punishment. :)

Punishment. Hmm.... Insanity? For some reason I'll never understand, sane people are always concerned about going insane. Especially when they start to. ;)

Punishment. Hmm.... Insanity? For some reason I'll never understand, sane people are always concerned about going insane. Especially when they start to. ;)

Hmmm... how about making him the go up against big smelly steve in a round of straitjacket sumo wrestling :p:)

Hmmm... how about making him the go up against big smelly steve in a round of straitjacket sumo wrestling :p:)

That ought to do the trick. :)

Are we all accepted then? Anmd are we going to come up with some kind of clown charter?

Are we all accepted then? Anmd are we going to come up with some kind of clown charter?

You cannot be accepted, only rejected. You will know you if you were rejected when the scrotum-seeking attack weasels come. *nod*

What scrotum-seeking attack weasels.... wait whats that.... no... no... nooooooooooo!

You cannot be accepted, only rejected. You will know you if you were rejected when the scrotum-seeking attack weasels come. *nod*

Then I'm in, not having a scrotum and all.

Then I'm in, not having a scrotum and all.

:eek:

Hmmm... how about making him the go up against big smelly steve in a round of straitjacket sumo wrestling :p:)

... doesn't... work... only... can... *grunt*... fit... one... *grrrrr*... person... in... *gasp*... a... straitjacket...