Where's Osama bin Laden?
Hairless Kitten
03-10-2008, 19:27
I'm just wondering where he is and what he's doing.
Face it, when he would shave his beard then even his mother would not recognize him.
So, it is possible that the friendly man near Ground Zero who sold you a chili dog (http://www.recipemine.com/images/chili_dog_sauce_med.gif), is in fact Osama Bin Laden...
Wilgrove
03-10-2008, 19:29
He's in the Philippines, he had a sex change operation, and is now under the assumed name of "Glitter".
Hydesland
03-10-2008, 19:29
Probably working for the Royal Mail.
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 19:29
He's currently working in a Barbers in Stoke-on-Trent.
Cannot think of a name
03-10-2008, 19:31
In a marathon poker game with Amelie Erhart, Jimmy Hoffa, Elvis, Waldo, and Carmen San Diego.
Dumb Ideologies
03-10-2008, 19:31
He got a fashionable haircut and started an emo band. Rather than trying to stir up terrorist activity, he is now trying to persaude the infidels to kill themselves.
Exilia and Colonies
03-10-2008, 19:34
Collecting his redundancy payment as chairman of Lehman Brothers
Knights of Liberty
03-10-2008, 19:48
Dead.
Adunabar
03-10-2008, 19:49
In a marathon poker game with Amelie Erhart, Jimmy Hoffa, Elvis, Waldo, and Carmen San Diego.
Where's Waldo, by the way?
Sumamba Buwhan
03-10-2008, 19:50
practicing hackey sack in SF with his sympathizers
:P
I thought he was running for President?
Hydesland
03-10-2008, 19:53
No, that's Obama bin Laden silly. Yeah, it's easy to get confused, I know.
Heikoku 2
03-10-2008, 19:54
I thought he was running for President?
Waldo or Osama?
Heikoku 2
03-10-2008, 19:54
On topic...
*Checks pockets*
Nnnnnope. Not here.
Adunabar
03-10-2008, 19:56
He split into Joe Biden and Barrack Obama. When they win, they will merge into an uberlord and America will be renamed terrorist land. It's true, I saw it on a t-shirt.
I wonder why now what thought of
Osama Bin Laden
Obama 'n' Biden
Seems a bit too close for comfort. I switching to McCain. Crazy Muslims want to kill us all.
Cannot think of a name
03-10-2008, 20:00
Where's Waldo, by the way?
http://www.terrastories.com/bearings/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/theres-waldo.jpg
Cannot think of a name
03-10-2008, 20:01
I wonder why now what thought of
Osama Bin Laden
Obama 'n' Biden
Seems a bit too close for comfort. I switching to McCain. Crazy Muslims want to kill us all.
You should get yourself an ATV and find someone with a camera to tell all about it...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
03-10-2008, 20:04
I wonder why now what thought of
You make my brain hurt.
Zombie PotatoHeads
03-10-2008, 20:06
Where's Waldo, by the way?
Khan's found him:
http://khanfindswaldo.ytmnd.com/
King Arthur the Great
03-10-2008, 20:07
We were close, but Morgan Spurlock decided to return home to see his son's birth instead of going into an area somewhere near th border the of Pakistan and Afghanistan to find him. Looks like somebody else, traveling alone with only a movie camera, will have to step in, since "finding important people in obscure places is a job best left to one man with unlimited determination."
Heikoku 2
03-10-2008, 20:09
Khan's found him:
http://khanfindswaldo.ytmnd.com/
*Clears throat*
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
in my ass as a matter of fact. Pleas don't come looking for him.
Heikoku 2
03-10-2008, 20:15
in my ass as a matter of fact. Pleas don't come looking for him.
Sorry, but there's a lot of money on the line.
*Starts looking up Liuzzo's ass*
Knights of Liberty
03-10-2008, 20:34
I thought he was running for President?
/thread
Clogdale
03-10-2008, 20:42
Driving round in a super car, counting down the days 'til global warming floods all the infidels.
Ashmoria
03-10-2008, 21:02
he's the new love interest on grey's anatomy--dr mcscary.
Nikkiovakia
03-10-2008, 21:30
He's in the Philippines, he had a sex change operation, and is now under the assumed name of "Glitter".
Guam, actually. Dances at a club by the air force base.
Heikoku 2
03-10-2008, 21:31
he's the new love interest on grey's anatomy--dr mcscary.
Ah, medical dramas. Convincing the entire world that every physician is insane.
Ashmoria
03-10-2008, 21:42
We were close, but Morgan Spurlock decided to return home to see his son's birth instead of going into an area somewhere near th border the of Pakistan and Afghanistan to find him. Looks like somebody else, traveling alone with only a movie camera, will have to step in, since "finding important people in obscure places is a job best left to one man with unlimited determination."
thats what mccain will do if he's elected president...
now, where are the gates of hell?
King Arthur the Great
03-10-2008, 21:45
thats what mccain will do if he's elected president...
now, where are the gates of hell?
Well, based on how things are going now...
They're likely to be the front gates of the White House:p
CanuckHeaven
03-10-2008, 22:20
I'm just wondering where he is and what he's doing.
Face it, when he would shave his beard then even his mother would not recognize him.
So, it is possible that the friendly man near Ground Zero who sold you a chili dog (http://www.recipemine.com/images/chili_dog_sauce_med.gif), is in fact Osama Bin Laden...
Osama is hiding inside Obama (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=3YaRpx3LphI&feature=related).
Heikoku 2
03-10-2008, 22:49
Osama is hiding inside Obama (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=3YaRpx3LphI&feature=related).
Or inside Bush, who is supported by Obama's opponent:
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=z8pvU1iyT3c&NR=1
Please tell me you won't actually start making this kind of quip about Obama only because he won an election against Hillary.
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 22:53
*Is glad he's English*
Heikoku 2
03-10-2008, 23:03
*Is glad he's English*
So am I.
I think. I mean, I don't know you and all, but if being English makes you gay (as in happy, glad), then I'm glad (but not gay, homosexual gay) for you.
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 23:05
If being English made me gay, why do I have a girlfriend? :p
Empathika
03-10-2008, 23:06
The Pentagon pay Empathika a small fortune in drug money, to hide him in our lush forests, where he runs a small property empire via satellite with his extended family in Saudi Arabia. They want him to start a guerrilla war against the Russians in the Caspian but the gorillas won't take up arms.
Hydesland
03-10-2008, 23:06
That would be an interesting book.
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 23:07
Erm, you do know there is no RP'ing in the General forum right? :p
German Nightmare
03-10-2008, 23:07
I wonder why now what thought of
Osama Bin Laden
Obama 'n' Biden
Seems a bit too close for comfort. I switching to McCain. Crazy Muslims want to kill us all.
Looks like you killed your sense of grammar all by yourself there.
Ashmoria
03-10-2008, 23:16
The Pentagon pay Empathika a small fortune in drug money, to hide him in our lush forests, where he runs a small property empire via satellite with his extended family in Saudi Arabia. They want him to start a guerrilla war against the Russians in the Caspian but the gorillas won't take up arms.
he's your national animal??
Heikoku 2
03-10-2008, 23:24
If being English made me gay, why do I have a girlfriend? :p
Before coming to mean the nowadays-more-usual meaning, "gay" meant "joyful". That was the usage of the term. I'll be gay if you understand it now. ;)
Not gay-gay, happy gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 23:25
Ah. I see. In that case yes, I am very gay. :p
Hydesland
03-10-2008, 23:27
This thread is ghey
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 23:28
Yes - there's a lot of love in this room. :)
Heikoku 2
03-10-2008, 23:28
Ah. I see. In that case yes, I am very gay. :p
And I'm gay you're gay.
Okay, now let's stop putting our sexual choices into question.
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 23:29
And I'm gay you're gay.
Okay, now let's stop putting our sexual choices into question.
*Implodes*
Heikoku 2
03-10-2008, 23:34
*Implodes*
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 23:35
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
*Engages in obscene acts*
Heikoku 2
03-10-2008, 23:48
*Engages in obscene acts*
Like, AFTER imploding?
Yeah, NOW there is something wrong with that.
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 23:49
Like, AFTER imploding?
Yeah, NOW there is something wrong with that.
Told ya. :p
Hydesland
03-10-2008, 23:49
So wrong yet it feels so right.
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 23:50
So wrong yet it feels so right.
It felt a little left to me.
You make my brain hurt.
Sorry, I was talking to someone when I wrote that. It's sad that someone else didn't point out that now what = no one. It made me laugh when I read what I had written.
Gauthier
04-10-2008, 00:50
He got a fashionable haircut and started an emo band. Rather than trying to stir up terrorist activity, he is now trying to persaude the infidels to kill themselves.
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2008/05/02/svOMAR_wideweb__470x377,0.jpg
Collectivity
04-10-2008, 00:52
Frere Osama
Where's Osama, Where's Osama?
I don't know! I don't know!
How's the search going? How's the search going?
Rather slow! Rather slow!
CanuckHeaven
04-10-2008, 01:10
Or inside Bush, who is supported by Obama's opponent:
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=z8pvU1iyT3c&NR=1
Please tell me you won't actually start making this kind of quip about Obama only because he won an election against Hillary.
Noted & reported.
Osama is on a cross-continent skiing expedition from the Ivory Coast to Zimbabwe.
This thread is ghey
No, this thread is grey.
Anyway, I believe Bin Laden is hiding in the one place no one would ever look for him, YOUR basement. Yes, YOUR'S!