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Just how twisted could your love life be?

Kirchensittenbach
03-10-2008, 18:35
Disclaimer: [This thread was started after a night shift fuelled by energy drinks followed by off-duty alcohol]

I just came up with a mad idea, partly based off a thread from months back -

Just how twisted/"open minded" are you when it comes to what you would date/screw?

this also partly comes from my having to chance along a website where people submitted their 'art' based on everything they could think of from celebrity 'pictures' to their fantasies of pokemon, to characters of pc games
It just made me wonder what the collection of us headcases at Nationstates could possibly get into

Lets see what you get into
Pictures if possible - ill begin with my old flame Demona

http://members.tripod.com/~MadMagic/images/demona.gif
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 18:38
First off, Image Fail. :p

Second of all, I have eyes for no one but the girl I love. No one else even crosses my mind any more.
[NS::]Steenhuffel
03-10-2008, 18:40
No one else even crosses my mind any more.

It's not your mind she has to cross :fluffle:
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 18:40
Steenhuffel;14065150']It's not your mind she has to cross :fluffle:

:eek::eek:
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
03-10-2008, 18:47
First off, Image Fail. :p
How do you know he doesn't have a thing for the Tripod logo? Just look at it there, thrusting those two perfectly-round, plump circles out.
And "tripod," that's a damn sexy word.
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 18:48
How do you know he doesn't have a thing for the Tripod logo? Just look at it there, thrusting those two perfectly-round, plump circles out.
And "tripod," that's a damn sexy word.

You may have a point there.
[NS::]Steenhuffel
03-10-2008, 18:48
And "tripod," that's a damn sexy word.

Indeed. Just imagine all the things you could do with three pods
Kirchensittenbach
03-10-2008, 19:29
okay then, for those of you who have Emo computers that wont open that link, theres this one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Demona.png
Vampire Knight Zero
03-10-2008, 19:30
Ah. You love an anime demon girl. I see.
Adunabar
03-10-2008, 19:54
okay then, for those of you who have Emo computers that wont open that link, theres this one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Demona.png

Dear God, how?
JuNii
03-10-2008, 19:58
Ah. You love an anime demon girl. I see.

gargoyle...

Kirchensittenbach, you realized that by stone... that's what she's made of, not what state she's in... :p

considering another thread I said depending on the Alien... yeah... I can get pretty twisted in my fantasies...
South Lorenya
03-10-2008, 20:09
Hmm, browsing through my hentai folder, I have *counts* ...only one picture of Demona? Huh, I could've sworn I had more...

Don't worry, mods, I'm not going to post any hentai. Thus you'll be forced to give me... umm... green cards? :p
Jenrak
03-10-2008, 20:19
okay then, for those of you who have Emo computers that wont open that link, theres this one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Demona.png

...what...the...fuck...
Nikkiovakia
03-10-2008, 21:38
Really? Demona?
Conserative Morality
03-10-2008, 22:11
Hmm, browsing through my hentai folder, I have *counts* ...only one picture of Demona? Huh, I could've sworn I had more...

Don't worry, mods, I'm not going to post any hentai. Thus you'll be forced to give me... umm... green cards? :p

That's... Somewhat creepy...
South Lorenya
03-10-2008, 22:14
Not as creepy as the green cards, which are made of [the rest of this post has been lost forever]
Laerod
03-10-2008, 22:16
Um... I'm not quite sure fawning after cartoon characters counts as having a love life.
The Parkus Empire
03-10-2008, 22:18
I used to love myself, but we broke-up.
Conserative Morality
03-10-2008, 22:20
Not as creepy as the green cards, which are made of [the rest of this post has been lost forever]

THE SOULS OF A THOUSAND PUPPIES! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :tongue:
SoWiBi
04-10-2008, 09:42
Just how twisted/"open minded" are you when it comes to what you would date/screw?

Even before I read the OP, your forum handle set off the "pervert alarm" in my head - please remind me: Have you been involved in the pedo threads when they were around, or prominently displayed any other such sort of inclination that'd have triggered that?

(Mind you, having a hard-on for weird anime is not something I'd consider perverted)
Soleichunn
04-10-2008, 18:42
I'd be happy just to have a date...
Western Mercenary Unio
04-10-2008, 18:44
What love life? I am a thirteen year old nerd. Though I might have a crush on a girl whos on some of the same classes as I.
THE LOST PLANET
04-10-2008, 18:49
Shit.. my love life has twisted so much in 30 years it's come back around to 'normal'...:p

And no, I won't send you any pictures...
Silver men
04-10-2008, 18:54
What love life? I am a thirteen year old nerd. Though I might have a crush on a girl whos on some of the same classes as I.
I'm the same but 15 and Irish
Kirchensittenbach
04-10-2008, 19:06
Even before I read the OP, your forum handle set off the "pervert alarm" in my head - please remind me: Have you been involved in the pedo threads when they were around, or prominently displayed any other such sort of inclination that'd have triggered that?

(Mind you, having a hard-on for weird anime is not something I'd consider perverted)

No, as a matter of fact, I didnt even know there were such threads, and I hope the admin burned them

the general idea of my thread is about what people would go for if they could get in in the flesh,

btw, im starting to wonder how much South Lorenya contributed from his folder of 'images', to the Rule34 website:D
South Lorenya
04-10-2008, 19:10
No, as a matter of fact, I didnt even know there were such threads, and I hope the admin burned them

Same here -- I'll take adults, thanks.

btw, im starting to wonder how much South Lorenya contributed from his folder of 'images', to the Rule34 website:D

I've posted enough on fchan to lose count.
Western Mercenary Unio
04-10-2008, 19:29
btw, im starting to wonder how much South Lorenya contributed from his folder of 'images', to the Rule34 website:D

I just made a thread there about is there any astronomical porn. Cause I wanna know goddammit, is there any!
SoWiBi
04-10-2008, 19:30
No, as a matter of fact, I didnt even know there were such threads, and I hope the admin burned them


Yes, I've wasted some time going through your post history, and I've found nothing that could have gotten this connection attached to your handle. I'm glad that you haven't (mis)construed my inquiry as an accusation, and that my gut reaction was wrong.

Yes, be glad you missed the pedo wave (unless you're a reincarnation, you weren't around for them yet).
Hurdegaryp
04-10-2008, 19:59
And no, I won't send you any pictures...

Praise the heavens!
Johnny B Goode
04-10-2008, 20:38
I'm the same but 15 and Irish

15 and American. We should start a club.
Avertum
05-10-2008, 06:11
15 and American. We should start a club.

No you should go out and get laid.
Arroza
05-10-2008, 06:38
No you should go out and get laid.

At 15, they should be studying.
Wilgrove
05-10-2008, 06:48
At 15, they should be studying.

Studying how to get laid.
Kirchensittenbach
05-10-2008, 18:50
Studying how to get laid.

Wilgrove, Author of Sex Education books with pictures, so that the students can have visual aids for their learning
:hail:
Copiosa Scotia
05-10-2008, 19:15
I might date someone outside the law school. :eek:
Redwulf
05-10-2008, 19:21
No you should go out and get laid.

What do you think they're starting the club FOR?
Belschaft
05-10-2008, 19:25
What do you think they're starting the club FOR?

Group master debating sesions?
AB Again
05-10-2008, 19:34
considering another thread I said depending on the Alien... yeah... I can get pretty twisted in my fantasies...

Hey leave me out of this will ya.
Hurdegaryp
05-10-2008, 20:39
Group master debating sessions?

Highlighted because I just couldn't resist. Forgive me.
Belschaft
05-10-2008, 20:58
Highlighted because I just couldn't resist. Forgive me.

I'm horified that you'd manipulate my sincire and totaly unsugestive comment in such a way.
Johnny B Goode
05-10-2008, 21:25
No you should go out and get laid.

That's true, but...

What do you think they're starting the club FOR?

That's the idea.

At 15, they should be studying.

Shut up, dad. :p

Studying how to get laid.

Nah, they don't teach us much of that.
Hurdegaryp
05-10-2008, 21:28
I'm horified that you'd manipulate my sincire and totaly unsugestive comment in such a way.

I get that a lot. It must be my corrupted morality.