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I'd like to hear from you any good experiences you have had in love. I'd also like to hear about anything funny that has happened to you in love. :p

Having discovered it myself recently, it is now a thing of wonder for me. I've met the right person at last, and I am very happy. My tale is one of good experience, of triumph over adversity, and it's a good story.

But i'm not going to tell you. :p

Now tell me yours! :D

I fell in love once... with a porcupine. Our relationship ended in quite a prickly way.

No man, you have to show us yours first!

No man, you have to show us yours first!

You show me yours, I show you mine. :p

You show me yours, I show you mine. :p

Ohh no I insist, your first.

My self I have been in love with my woman for 20 years now.

I fell in love once... with a porcupine. Our relationship ended in quite a prickly way.

I gets the point. :p

Ohh no I insist, your first.

My self I have been in love with my woman for 20 years now.

Ha! You spilled the beans! :D

I met my love on NSG.

I'm not sure if that's funny 'ha ha' or like...funny as in 'what's that funny smell?'

I met my love on NSG.

I'm not sure if that's funny 'ha ha' or like...funny as in 'what's that funny smell?'

Can't it be both?

I met my love on NSG.

That's actually quite awesome.

Can't it be both?

In practice, it often is.


That's actually quite awesome.

It is...you see, I am convinced we were made for one another, and it would have been annoying to have to wait until we were in our 50s to find each other through other means.

Apart from getting dumped and receiving threats of getting dumped, and apart from not getting the girl at all, all my experiences in love were good. Obviously.

As for funny, I used to have a gf who when she was searching for things would randomly stop, say "huh?" as if she found something totally unexpected in the bag/cupboard/etc, and then continue. That was quite funny, in a frighteningly cute way.

It is...you see, I am convinced we were made for one another, and it would have been annoying to have to wait until we were in our 50s to find each other through other means.

Well done to you my friend.

Ha! You spilled the beans! :D

Damn you and your logic!

Damn you and your logic!

For some, a weakness. Others, a strength. :p

For some, a weakness. Others, a strength. :p

No no you mean Icecream.

No no you mean Icecream.

What flavour? :)

What flavour? :)

Meh! Who cares, it's icecream right?

Meh! Who cares, it's icecream right?

Well, I wouldn't want mustard flavour, thats for sure. :p

Well, I wouldn't want mustard flavour, thats for sure. :p

Well of course not French mustard, but y'know English mustard, wallies(baby gerkins, or I belive the USAians call them pickles) and salt beef icecream, nope nowt wrong with that.

I prefer my Ice Cream sweet, not Spicy. I prefer whipped Ice Cream too. :)

I prefer my Ice Cream sweet, not Spicy. I prefer whipped Ice Cream too. :)

Whipped Cream? Dude thats for girls, clotted cream is where it's at.:D

Whipped Cream? Dude thats for girls, clotted cream is where it's at.:D

I like what I want. You can't stop me. :p

I like what I want. You can't stop me. :p

No of course not, and I wouldn't want to, 'free will' and all that.

I can however point, laugh, and shout 'girl, hey girly, your a girl innit!'

And such.

And I can bite your neck and drain your body of blood. :)

And I can bite your neck and drain your body of blood. :)

Hah, and as the old saying goes, 'ya gota catch me first'

Hah, and as the old saying goes, 'ya gota catch me first'

I already have you. You just don't know it.

Well, to perhaps move this slightly more on topic, I have a few funny stories about love.

First girl I fell in love with was a nutter, but that's not really a funny story, so we'll leave that. The next 3 I even liked enough to go out with turned gay after our first date. No kidding, it honestly happened. Can't tell you what that did to my self esteem, although when the third one did, I couldn't stop laughing...

The next girl was a success, and that was love for the most part, but after a year and a half I broke up with her. Fell out of love, you could say. The funny bit is that since then, on two separate occasions, she's tried to set me on fire. Good times, good times...

And now, my current sappy, saccharine lovey dovey story is too much for me to share with you. But it's a solid, happy story. Which I take comfort in :wink:

I love my parents, whose positive influence in my life has overwhelmingly dwarfed the negative. That's a good experience.

I love my friends, who make life bearable even when it's pretty awful. That's a good experience, too.

Otherwise, well, "love" is a strong word and I have (alas) no pretty, sappy tale to tell you all anyway.

I fell in love once... with a porcupine. Our relationship ended in quite a prickly way.

On the plus side, at least there was plenty of penetration :)

Sorry :(

On the plus side, at least there was plenty of penetration :)

Sorry :(

Don't be sad. It was that fucking porcupine's loss. I loved his quills, he just couldn't handle my baldness.:(

Meh I love myself, but I'm a prick. I don't know what I see in me.

Meh I love myself, but I'm a prick. I don't know what I see in me.

I certainly love a one eyed weasel...