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Important Safety Lesson: Don't squirt and drive!

Lunatic Goofballs
02-10-2008, 17:09
http://www.wfsb.com/news/17606241/detail.html#-

On the other hand, if the worst your neighborhood has to worry about is drive-by squirtings gone awry, why complain? :tongue:
That Imperial Navy
02-10-2008, 17:11
That's just pure idiocy. :p
Galloism
02-10-2008, 17:14
Someone needs to advise these students on the virtue of having a driver and a gunner.

Also, when I read the title of the thread, I pictured something entirely different and much more disturbing.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-10-2008, 17:15
Also, when I read the title of the thread, I pictured something entirely different and much more disturbing.

Hmm... Imagine that. Must've been your dirty imagination at work. ;)
Galloism
02-10-2008, 17:16
Hmm... Imagine that. Must've been your dirty imagination at work. ;)

I just think your thread title phraseology was deliberate.
Peepelonia
02-10-2008, 17:18
Heh yeah we ued to play a game called Assassins(its a real Steve Jackson game google it) in which the idea was to kill your victim untill there was only one person left. We had drive by shootings, car bombings, and one memerable time when three masked blokes rushed into the pub and water pistoled some poor chap to death.

Ahhhh the fun!
Miller18
02-10-2008, 17:22
Heh yeah we ued to play a game called Assassins(its a real Steve Jackson game google it) in which the idea was to kill your victim untill there was only one person left. We had drive by shootings, car bombings, and one memerable time when three masked blokes rushed into the pub and water pistoled some poor chap to death.

Ahhhh the fun!

This brings back some great college memories.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-10-2008, 17:24
I just think your thread title phraseology was deliberate.

Pshhhh! Would I employ such a cheap vehicle to obtain more attention and amusement?

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Peepelonia
02-10-2008, 17:26
Best piece of advice, umm okay second best piece of advice my dad ever gave me was:

'Son never drink and drive, you might spill your drink'

And I don't drink and drive, in fact I don't drive!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-10-2008, 17:32
LG, I love you! :fluffle:
Sarkhaan
02-10-2008, 17:36
Someone needs to advise these students on the virtue of having a driver and a gunner.
That's how we always did it...
Heh yeah we ued to play a game called Assassins(its a real Steve Jackson game google it) in which the idea was to kill your victim untill there was only one person left. We had drive by shootings, car bombings, and one memerable time when three masked blokes rushed into the pub and water pistoled some poor chap to death.

Ahhhh the fun!

We played it amongst our staff one summer...only rule was we could not play at work (it would put kids lives at risk) and we could not say we were playing as part of the camp (hurts the reputation...we all just happened to work there...)

My personal two favorites: I got invited to the mall by some friends, told them I'd meet them at the enterance to Macy's. They get there early to shoot me, see me walking towards them, still out of range, and my teammate runs by and shoots them in their hiding spot. Turns out, we had gotten each others names.

Next favorite was when I invaded a house party. Everyone who was going to the party had agreed it was neutral...meaning it was unarmed. Now, all we had to do was get someone wet...so I pull up after a friend tips me off that my target is there, and there is a pool. I pull up, jump out of my car, run down the hill, grab him, and throw both of us in the pool...get out, and run away.

I got a call 5 minutes later where all it said was "We know where you sleep.":(
That Imperial Navy
02-10-2008, 17:39
LG, I love you! :fluffle:

I think I love him too. Can we share? :D
Agolthia
02-10-2008, 17:44
Heh yeah we ued to play a game called Assassins(its a real Steve Jackson game google it) in which the idea was to kill your victim untill there was only one person left. We had drive by shootings, car bombings, and one memerable time when three masked blokes rushed into the pub and water pistoled some poor chap to death.

Ahhhh the fun!

There was a period durring the summer where all these random stangers started throwing water balloons at me. Maybe we were playing that game and no-one ever told me?
Wilgrove
02-10-2008, 17:46
Heh yeah we ued to play a game called Assassins(its a real Steve Jackson game google it) in which the idea was to kill your victim untill there was only one person left. We had drive by shootings, car bombings, and one memerable time when three masked blokes rushed into the pub and water pistoled some poor chap to death.

Ahhhh the fun!

That's how we always did it...


We played it amongst our staff one summer...only rule was we could not play at work (it would put kids lives at risk) and we could not say we were playing as part of the camp (hurts the reputation...we all just happened to work there...)

My personal two favorites: I got invited to the mall by some friends, told them I'd meet them at the enterance to Macy's. They get there early to shoot me, see me walking towards them, still out of range, and my teammate runs by and shoots them in their hiding spot. Turns out, we had gotten each others names.

Next favorite was when I invaded a house party. Everyone who was going to the party had agreed it was neutral...meaning it was unarmed. Now, all we had to do was get someone wet...so I pull up after a friend tips me off that my target is there, and there is a pool. I pull up, jump out of my car, run down the hill, grab him, and throw both of us in the pool...get out, and run away.

I got a call 5 minutes later where all it said was "We know where you sleep.":(

There was a period durring the summer where all these random stangers started throwing water balloons at me. Maybe we were playing that game and no-one ever told me?

Hmm, I now have a new game that me and my friends can play. :D

*evil grin*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-10-2008, 17:48
I think I love him too. Can we share? :D

Nope, I ain´t sharing LG.
Peepelonia
02-10-2008, 17:49
That's how we always did it...


We played it amongst our staff one summer...only rule was we could not play at work (it would put kids lives at risk) and we could not say we were playing as part of the camp (hurts the reputation...we all just happened to work there...)

My personal two favorites: I got invited to the mall by some friends, told them I'd meet them at the enterance to Macy's. They get there early to shoot me, see me walking towards them, still out of range, and my teammate runs by and shoots them in their hiding spot. Turns out, we had gotten each others names.

Next favorite was when I invaded a house party. Everyone who was going to the party had agreed it was neutral...meaning it was unarmed. Now, all we had to do was get someone wet...so I pull up after a friend tips me off that my target is there, and there is a pool. I pull up, jump out of my car, run down the hill, grab him, and throw both of us in the pool...get out, and run away.

I got a call 5 minutes later where all it said was "We know where you sleep.":(

Heheh great yeah, my brother once woke me up at about three in the moring jumping up and down at the foot of my bed, when I woke up, he just blasted away. Damn me executed whilst trying to sleep.


I got him back though a while latter, I spied him coming through the front gate, quickly scribbled '1 Ton' on my pillow and threw it outa the window at him. Squashed flat, now that was a kill to remember!:D
That Imperial Navy
02-10-2008, 17:49
Nope, I ain´t sharing LG.

Aww! I want a piece of him! :(
Peepelonia
02-10-2008, 17:51
Aww! I want a piece of him! :(

You do know of course that LG is a collective? Rather like the borg, 'You will be pied, resistance is futile'
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-10-2008, 17:57
You do know of course that LG is a collective? Rather like the borg, 'You will be pied, resistance is futile'

LG, that´s why we love him! He´s like the hive-mind of NSG.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-10-2008, 17:57
You do know of course that LG is a collective? Rather like the borg, 'You will be pied, resistance is futile'

Once I perfect self-cloning, the real fun will begin. :)
That Imperial Navy
02-10-2008, 17:57
LG, that´s why we love him! He´s like the hive-mind of NSG.

Hook me up! :D
Sarkhaan
02-10-2008, 18:00
Hmm, I now have a new game that me and my friends can play. :D

*evil grin*

It's easy to set up, and we did ours with prize money.

Start with a big group. Everyone pays maybe $5, and writes their names on a piece of paper. We formed teams because we had about 75 people playing. Everyone draws a name. We are given one week...within that week, we can not get sprayed by the people trying to assassinate us, but have to spray our target. Once you have hit your target, you take over their target...so you kill Joe who had to kill Sarah, you now get to kill Sarah.

At the end of the week, everyone who has killed their target and not been killed themselves is called back together (when you play in teams, both members must be killed. One alive keeps both other members alive). The process happens again...each person redraws names. Eventually, we swapped down to just one-man teams.

The key aspect is that you can be hit anywhere, at any time. We made the special rule for work, and called truces for parties, but one did not have to follow that truce. I hit people first thing in the morning (woke up an hour before work, hid in a bush), while they were sleeping, at the mall, in their classes...you name it. It makes you quite paranoid.
Neo Art
02-10-2008, 18:11
LG, that´s why we love him! He´s like the hive-mind of NSG.

That explains this headache and sudden attraction to clowns.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-10-2008, 18:11
That explains this headache and sudden attraction to clowns.

Or the incredible urge one gets to pie people in the street. It´s all LG´s doing. *nod*
Neo Art
02-10-2008, 18:13
Or the incredible urge one gets to pie people in the street. It´s all LG´s doing. *nod*

No...that one I had before...
That Imperial Navy
02-10-2008, 18:14
Or the incredible urge one gets to pie people in the street. It´s all LG´s doing. *nod*

As is the sudden urge to nod. *nods*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-10-2008, 18:29
At a Summer camp I went to back in Middle School, they had a cleaned up version of this. It was called "Summons," and rather than trying to "kill" your target, you had to make them accept a piece of paper with their name on it (their legal summons). I made it pretty close to the end, and even managed to take a couple kids out by making fake letters from home and stuffing their summonses in. Then, two days before it was time to go home, this really cute girl slips a note into my hand and whispers something about meeting me that night.
"Aha," I think, "She has finally been worn down by my constant attempts to impress and/or seduce her!" Then I opened the note and saw my own damn name.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-10-2008, 18:34
That explains this headache and sudden attraction to clowns.

Don't fight it. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
02-10-2008, 18:36
At a Summer camp I went to back in Middle School, they had a cleaned up version of this. It was called "Summons," and rather than trying to "kill" your target, you had to make them accept a piece of paper with their name on it (their legal summons). I made it pretty close to the end, and even managed to take a couple kids out by making fake letters from home and stuffing their summonses in. Then, two days before it was time to go home, this really cute girl slips a note into my hand and whispers something about meeting me that night.
"Aha," I think, "She has finally been worn down by my constant attempts to impress and/or seduce her!" Then I opened the note and saw my own damn name.

There is nothing on Earth more cunningly evil than a woman. *nod*
That Imperial Navy
02-10-2008, 18:38
Don't fight it. :)

How about if we set fire to it?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-10-2008, 18:40
How about if we set fire to it?

Mud doesn't burn. :)
That Imperial Navy
02-10-2008, 18:45
Mud doesn't burn. :)

Sure it does. You just need it free of water, and coated in petrol. ;)
South Lizasauria
03-10-2008, 03:14
http://www.wfsb.com/news/17606241/detail.html#-

On the other hand, if the worst your neighborhood has to worry about is drive-by squirtings gone awry, why complain? :tongue:

He...they should have nerf rocket launchers instead. *nods*

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