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Who would you want to meet?

I would meet God. He's my fave fictional character. :p

I'd discuss the babel fish with him, and see if I can do what they did in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and make him dissapear again in a puff of logic.

My taxroll guy.

Hehehehehe!

Jar Jar Binks. He'd even survive, briefly.

If it were me, Jar Jar would be dead at once.

If it were me, Jar Jar would be dead at once.

I think that´s why Khad wants to meet Jar Jar. To kill it again.

I suppose it would be worth it. :p

If it were me, Jar Jar would be dead at once.

He's too obnoxious and stupid to kill quick.

Kurt Vonnegut.

Kurt Vonnegut.

Is not fictional...

Is not fictional...

George W. Bush´s ego. Larger than life!!

who would I meet?

hehehehe... yeah... her...

who would I meet?

hehehehe... yeah... her...

Who?:confused:

Zillah or.... Spider...
X3

who?:confused:

:$ ;)

she's my fictional fantasy woman... the only married woman I would even attempt to woo away from her husband.

sorry, but to reveal her name or even the works she came from is just TMI...

Raistlin Majere.

Cugel the Clever.

"...[C]ontests of this sort abandon all to chance! As such, they are incompatible with my personal temperament. I am not one to crouch passively with my hind-quarters raised, awaiting either the kick or the caress of Destiny! I am Cugel! Fearless and indomitable, I confront every adversity!"

I would meet God. He's my fave fictional character. :p

Which one?

:$ ;)

she's my fictional fantasy woman... the only married woman I would even attempt to woo away from her husband.

sorry, but to reveal her name or even the works she came from is just TMI...

Oh my gods, you want to do Hillary Clinton!!!:eek:

Oh my gods, you want to do Hillary Clinton!!!:eek:

*blink* *blink*

Hillary's Fictional?

Which one?

the one from Hitchhiker's Guide silly...

*blink* *blink*

Hillary's Fictional?

Of course she is. She´s just Bill in drag.

Which one?

Well, there is only one in officialness, but his words have been twisted and turned into several different break off groups.

"The gord! Follow the gord!"

the one from Hitchhiker's Guide silly...

"We apologize for the inconvenience."

Of course she is. She´s just Bill in drag.

*upchucks*

and sorry... U B wrong!

Well, there is only one in officialness, but his words have been twisted and turned into several different break off groups.

If there are not several Gods, then He has Dissociative Identity Disorder; which personality would you like to meet?

"The gord! Follow the gord!"

That is one reason I believe that the Monty Python group was drunk when filming.

I'll let you know how G-d is when I really do meet Him, TIN

I'll let you know how G-d is when I really do meet Him, TIN

Tell him he still owes me £20 from our poker game.

That is one reason I believe that the Monty Python group was drunk when filming.

Hah! The Knight of Ni. Yes, I would like to meet him. Or something.:tongue:

I'll let you know how G-d is when I really do meet Him, TIN

Please, ask Him this question for me: Why do you allow evil to exist?

Please, ask Him this question for me: Why do you allow evil to exist?

And He'll be like:

LOL, noob. Evil exists because people desire evil in their hearts. I gave them a choice to live rightly or wrongly, and people desire to live for themselves, thus evil exists. But don't worry, evil will be eradicated soon enough. :)

But don't worry, evil will be eradicated soon enough. :)

When people say things like this, it scares the living crap out of me.

Evil exists because people desire evil in their hearts.

But why do evil people succeed?

But why do evil people succeed?

Because thats the way life is. Besides, evil is merely a point of view...

Optimus Prime

Because thats the way life is. Besides, evil is merely a point of view...

Ya know, I never thought of it that way... Evil is a point of view... Hmn,,,

And He'll be like:

LOL, noob. Evil exists because people desire evil in their hearts. I gave them a choice to live rightly or wrongly, and people desire to live for themselves, thus evil exists. But don't worry, evil will be eradicated soon enough. :)

If evil and suffering is a consequence of human choice, then it could not have existed before human choice did. But if evil and suffering did not exist before humanity invented it, can you please point to the moment in our evolutionary development when we created it? It must have been after we evolved to be human, of course. If not, it would not be a human choice. This means that before that point in our evolution, there was no evil, pain and suffering. It also means that animals don't have evil, pain or suffering. Yet they do. Whatever. Off topic.

I would like to meet The Tyrant Worm. The God Emperor Leto II.

Hmm, tricky.

If I'm in a bad mood, Albus Dumbledore. So I can punch him in the face.

Because thats the way life is. Besides, evil is merely a point of view...

Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under are as we are, so none like Him as ourselves.

Lestat de Lioncourt, Interview with the vampire

Too true. Too true.

Please, ask Him this question for me: Why do you allow evil to exist?

He'll say "cause evil kicks ass!" and then send out bears to maul Zilam. Afterward, God will remark "kick. ass." and smile.

Please, ask Him this question for me: Why do you allow evil to exist?

He already answered that one. Evil exists so you'll know what good is.

i'd meet Tanaros, Boba Fett, Edward Scissorhands, Bubby, Cassidy or Jessie Custer at the top of my head.

Hmm...maybe Hamlet, or Mr. Darcy. They're both pretty hawt. ;)

Hmm...maybe Hamlet, or Mr. Darcy. They're both pretty hawt. ;)

Darcy seems more stable. Not so full of issues. Though Hamlet's probably better in the sack.

I'd really love to meet Satan

Darcy seems more stable. Not so full of issues. Though Hamlet's probably better in the sack.

Darcy's more stable and romantic, but Hamlet likes telling his girlfriend she's a dirty whore. It makes for a tough decision. ;)

I'd really love to meet Satan

Hey! He owes me money too!

Hey! He owes me money too!

If Satan is too busy I'll settle for Little Nicky.

Hey! He owes me money too!

is there anyone that doesn't owe you money?

I'd like to meet Amelia Peabody, her husband Emerson, her son Ramses, her ward Nefret and the evil master criminal, Set (aka Amelia's brother-in-law).

I would like to meet the Great Sage Equal of Heaven.

is there anyone that doesn't owe you money?

You?

You?

*whew*... couldn't remember if I did nor didn't. :tongue:

btw... I won't make it to the next poker game... somethings come up ... you know... Hope you understand...

Ok. I'll have to keep Satan away from the snacks myself then.

Willow Rosenberg.

Back when she dated guys. :fluffle:

Ace Ventura. *nod*

Ace Ventura. *nod*

All Righty then! :D

I'd really love to meet Satan

Me too, but the Paradise Lost Satan, not the pansy in the Bible.

I would not mind spending some time with Geecku~

[pic would go here, except none of them comply with the mods' "no pictures of naked females" rule. Sorry.]

Me too, but the Paradise Lost Satan, not the pansy in the Bible.

I was thinking the Little Nicky satan.

When people say things like this, it scares the living crap out of me.

Because the definition of evil is abstract and subjective?

Because the definition of evil is abstract and subjective?

no. It is because there are a not insignificant number of people in this country, in places of high power, who not only anticipate, but eagerly await, the apocalypse.

And when people are looking forward to something, they have a way of trying to bring it about.

no. It is because there are a not insignificant number of people in this country, in places of high power, who not only anticipate, but eagerly await, the apocalypse.

And when people are looking forward to something, they have a way of trying to bring it about.

True....we do have alot of people in power who would cream their pants in excitement if the apocalypse happens.

Jernau Morat Gurgeh.

I'd love to find out how he thinks.

As for who I'd want to meet. The Merovingian.

stewie griffin

All Righty then! :D

Just imagine the fun we'd have. :D

Just imagine the fun we'd have. :D

Yep - you'd end up throwing things at each other.

Yep - you'd end up throwing things at each other.

"I kissed a man!!"

*applies plunger to face*

Yep - you'd end up throwing things at each other.

If by 'things' you mean an assortment of pastries, semisolids, semiliquids and eachother, you're probably right. :)

Nute Gunray. We'd talk galactic business.

Captain Nemo. To travel around the world underwater on the Nautilus and see everything would be way cool.

Titania might be pretty cool too though. Always wondered what it'd be like to screw a fairy queen.

Oh, but, yeah, I'd kill Jar-Jar Binks again.

Who would you want to meet?

I would meet God. He's my fave fictional character. :p

I'd discuss the babel fish with him, and see if I can do what they did in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and make him dissapear again in a puff of logic.
Tough one... Either DEATH from the Discworld series, or Samuel Vimes from the same. They're both folks you REALLY don't want noticing you for the wrong reasons, but interesting characters all the same.

Solid Snake of course! :D

Perhaps Captain Malcolm Reynolds...or the Lizard King.

YES, THE KING OF ALL LIZARDS! BOW BEFORE HIS SCALY WRATH!

And He'll be like:

LOL, noob.

How old is he? Fourteen?

Evil exists because people desire evil in their hearts.

All people?

I gave them a choice to live rightly or wrongly, and people desire to live for themselves, thus evil exists.

Suppose I watch a man spraying gasoline on a house, then I watch him burn it, killing a child inside; there is nothing wrong with me letting the man do this (even though I most certainly could have stopped him), since "people have evil in their hearts"?

But don't worry, evil will be eradicated soon enough. :)

Is their an echo in here? I seem to recall the uttering of this statement two-thousands years ago.

Because thats the way life is. Besides, evil is merely a point of view...

Not to a Christian.

He already answered that one. Evil exists so you'll know what good is.

I would rather alleviate the suffering of billions, than gain philosophical enlightenment.

Gandalf for the wisdom, Aragorn for the action, Arwen Evenstar for the sex (come over here my little elf queen!)

Arwen Evenstar for the sex (come over here my little elf queen!)

Ew, seriously? She may be pretty, but she's bland. Galadriel would be way better in the sack.

As for who I'd want to meet. The Merovingian.

Rather meet his wife...

Rather meet his wife...

Meh, from the Matrix Online game, she's too moody and suicidal for my taste. Yes in MxO, she is suicidal.

I just want to get good business tips from The Merv. :D

Meh, from the Matrix Online game, she's too moody and suicidal for my taste. Yes in MxO, she is suicidal.

I just want to get good business tips from The Merv. :D

I just have a thing for perfectly round tits the size of grapefruits. Call me crazy.

I just have a thing for perfectly round tits the size of grapefruits. Call me crazy.

I'm more of an A cup, B cup kind of guy.

Perhaps Captain Malcolm Reynolds...or the Lizard King.

YES, THE KING OF ALL LIZARDS! BOW BEFORE HIS SCALY WRATH!

You mean the Space Pope?

I just have a thing for perfectly round tits the size of grapefruits. Call me crazy.

Mmmm... grapefruit. :)

I'm more of an A cup, B cup kind of guy.

I just like tits.


Big ones, small ones, boobs are boobs. But when theyre buldging out of a girls shirt, I take notice.

Iago from Othello... He's my hero. :)

Morrigan Aensland.

I'm a virgin.

I'd like to meet the Right Reverend Doctor Lucifer Jones, even though he'd probably spend the entire time we were together trying to steal my wallet. Still, you've got to respect a man who has been exiled from as many places as he has.

I'd meet Lanfear. And sex her. And then have a discussion about the nature of good and evil. With a very hot villain.

I'd also like to meet Lord Vetinari and discuss politics.

Ew, seriously? She may be pretty, but she's bland. Galadriel would be way better in the sack.

Mmmm! Galadriel - yes!! Do you think her husband Celeborn would mind?

Remember when Gimli vowed to take his axe to anyone who disagreed that Galadriel was the fairest and then his best friend Legolas said that he preferred Arwen?
Then Gimli said - graciously- "You chose the evening but I chose the day." (or words to that effect.)

Fuck all this.

Give me Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6.

Ew, seriously? She may be pretty, but she's bland. Galadriel would be way better in the sack.

Meh...I'll take Idril or Findulias over either of those two.

*recently reread The Silmarillon* :tongue:

As for who I'd meet, it's a tough call...probably Jubal Harshaw.

Megatron. From the original series.
Optimus PrimeAnd it seems a battle would be the order of the day!

Daenerys Targaryen from George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. She seems like the sort of person who would be great to hang around. I might get a lordship out of it or something.

Second choice is Dr. Orpheus from the Venture Brothers because he can make everyday routine dramatic and exciting.

Tied for third is Shepherd Book from Firefly and Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Book because I MUST KNOW HIS PAST and Faith for filthy, unclean, selfish reasons.


Also, to the person who thinks Iago is his or her hero. I hope you were being sarcastic! :P

Other choices - Lazarus Long and/or Zaphod Beeblebrox(sp?). I'd probably end up having a nervous breakdown after talking to either one of them, though.

I think I would meet Helen of Troy, and do the deed.

Dorian Gray, just to see how easily he would corrupt me...or Richard Papen, to see inside his head (http://www.amazon.com/Secret-History-Donna-Tartt/dp/0449911519)

Raistlin Majere, Tasselhoff Burfoot
Rincewind
Spock
Darth Vader
Randolf Carter

I'd meet Lanfear. And sex her. And then have a discussion about the nature of good and evil. With a very hot villain.

I'd also like to meet Lord Vetinari and discuss politics.

I have no need of fictional chicks, for I have already met the girl of my dreams... :)

...Another person I would not mind meeting, Captain Birdseye.

I have no need of fictional chicks, for I have already met the girl of my dreams... :)

...Another person I would not mind meeting, Captain Birdseye.

Wow, nice random dig you took at me for no reason. Asshole.

Wow, nice random dig you took at me for no reason. Asshole.

Are you sure that That Imperial Navy was having a dig at you, it didn't look to me as if they intended to?

Are you sure that That Imperial Navy was having a dig at you, it didn't look to me as if they intended to?

Quite certain.

Daenerys Targaryen from George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. She seems like the sort of person who would be great to hang around. I might get a lordship out of it or something.


Daenarys is a badass.

Fergi America;14057777']Megatron. From the original series.
And it seems a battle would be the order of the day!

YESH IT WOULD!! :p

Richard Dawkins. *nods*

Is not fictional...He is in Breakfast of Champions.

Quite certain.

Seeing as how your primary considering in choosing any fictional character to meet is her ability to stimulate your loins, I would say you were inviting it.

Harris form Three men in a boat, Ayesha from She Mmmmm, Lucy Westenra and Sidney Freedman or Colonel Flagg

Harry Dresden, please. :D

Marylin Monroe, from the Illuminatus trilogy.

Pssh, I'd love to meet J'onn J'onzz; the Martian Manhunter.

Mmmm! Galadriel - yes!! Do you think her husband Celeborn would mind?

Well, if that sort of thing is a concern to you, there's a certain King of the Reuinted Kingdom you also have to deal with if you go for Arwen. ;)


Remember when Gimli vowed to take his axe to anyone who disagreed that Galadriel was the fairest and then his best friend Legolas said that he preferred Arwen?
Then Gimli said - graciously- "You chose the evening but I chose the day." (or words to that effect.)

I don't remember that part, mostly because it wasn't Legolas who preferred Arwen, but Eomer. :tongue:

stewie griffin

This or Bart Simpson would be fun, but Bender (Or Leela? ;)) would be better

Mara Jade, before she became Luke Skywalker´s wife. That bitch kicked ass, and then the Jedi got to her.:(

I'd meet Lanfear.

I wouldn't. She scares me.

I wouldn't. She scares me.

Agreed. Anyone from that series scares me. Lanfear especially, since she'll kill you for fun.

hmmm...

Kei and Yuri... the original Dirty Pair...

Then there's Sylvia from the Knight Sabers...

the Kusugi sisters from Cats Eye...

so many choices...

Kosh.

Fantomas

http://www.fantomas-lives.com/

Of course, I may have already met him, several times. I'm fairly certain I'm surrounded by his work. Hell, I might even get to be him some day, the way things go with him.

EDIT: Failing Fantomas, then Parson Yorick from A Sentimental Journey and Tristram Shandy. I might like to meet or be Fantomas, but I think I'd like to marry Parson Yorick.

Jerry Cornelius - it would be an experience.

I wouldn't. She scares me.

That's part of the charm.

Who would you want to meet?

I would meet God. He's my fave fictional character. :p

I'd discuss the babel fish with him, and see if I can do what they did in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and make him dissapear again in a puff of logic.

It's already been said, of course, but if I could meet any fictional character, I'd meet 'god', and tell him he's a knob.