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The New War

Lord Grey II
30-09-2008, 04:32
"Of course you know, this means war."

We've discussed Star Wars v Star Trek, Batman v Superman, and Ninjas v Pirates. I'd like to present the new question:

The Animaniacs v Bugs Bunny.

For those unfamiliar with either:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animaniacs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugs_Bunny

It's quite the question. Honestly, we've been arguing it for a while over at my place.

The Warner Brothers (and the Warner sister) - Pros: Three of them, completely wacky, the progeny of Bugs Bunny (and those related thereof), can do all things cartoon-y.

Cons: Much younger, less experience. Quotes and mimics the 'old' cartoons frequently

Bugs Bunny - Pros: Experience with all sorts of enemies, good at playing the opponent's game, lucky, can do all things cartoon-y

Cons: Consistently gets lost (damn that left turn at Albuquerque), old, only one of him.

You have to look at their similarities as well. Both have affinities for anvils, both have affinities for the giant mallet, both love flowers made of real exploding dynamite. Neither have lost a single 'war' with an enemy.

Let's assume, for the sake of argument , that both opponents have cartoon immortality, and that the war never ends until one of them waves the signature white flag.

Who wins? Decide!
Hurdegaryp
06-10-2008, 00:33
Super Saiyans?
Arroza
06-10-2008, 00:34
Bugs. Can't beat the original, and he can always call on Daffy to be the meatshield.
Callisdrun
06-10-2008, 00:37
Bugs Bunny. The Animaniacs are only good by keeping everything super fast and hyperpaced. Bugs is funny and cool all the time.
Hurdegaryp
06-10-2008, 00:39
The Animaniacs have the power of untreated ADHD, but Bugs Bunny is truly batshit insane. That's a redeeming quality.

Or am I confusing Bugs with old school Daffy Duck?
Articoa
06-10-2008, 00:39
You seemed to forget Bugs' cross dressing. :p
Hurdegaryp
06-10-2008, 00:43
Given Bugs Bunny's gender-bending tendencies, it's somewhat surprising that he hasn't been targeted by borderline lunatic evangelical zealots yet.
Articoa
06-10-2008, 00:45
Given Bugs Bunny's gender-bending tendencies, it's somewhat surprising that he hasn't been targeted by borderline lunatic evangelical zealots yet.

Again you say what I'm thinking! :eek:
Hurdegaryp
06-10-2008, 00:46
Okay, that's somewhat disturbing. I wasn't expecting to find a soulmate here!
SaintB
06-10-2008, 00:46
UNindered ADHD.. vs Sheer Lunacy

Mallets, anvils, crossdessing vs uhmm the same

3 young punks vs 1 old treacherous 'wascally wabbit'


I think we all win!
Articoa
06-10-2008, 00:50
UNindered ADHD.. vs Sheer Lunacy

Mallets, anvils, crossdessing vs uhmm the same

3 young punks vs 1 old treacherous 'wascally wabbit'


I think we all win!

Correction, we all lose. Especially if they team up to take over the world. LG would naturally be their military advisor, as he knows how to take down buildings with giant pies. (Thread referencing, woohoo!)
Hurdegaryp
06-10-2008, 00:52
There are more sources of cartoon insanity that can be mobilized, you know.
SaintB
06-10-2008, 00:56
Correction, we all lose. Especially if they team up to take over the world. LG would naturally be their military advisor, as he knows how to take down buildings with giant pies. (Thread referencing, woohoo!)

I think I'd rather let cartoons be my overlord than the current administration...
Muravyets
06-10-2008, 02:00
Bugs wins because he's a crooked, ruthless, merciless "stinker" who learned all his grifter skills on the mean streets of Brooklyn, whereas the Animaniacs are just overly hip media-kids who think they know more than they do. Age and treachery beat youth and talent every time.