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Happy Rosh Hashanah!

I hear you guys need all the holidays because controlling the whole world is just so damn tiring.

And on a personal note, I want to extend my thanks:
http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/haventohome/images/hh0222s.jpg

For all I know, you and I are cousins (http://www.myjewishlearning.com/history_community/Modern/ModernSocial/NA_Jews.htm).

Mmm... tastes like happy.

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over.

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over.

You're trying to deny you're a Jew, aren't you?

You're trying to deny you're a Jew, aren't you?

I'm not Indian either.

However, the ad confuses me.

There's a Jewish side to my family, although I am not myself Jewish. I do like Jews however.

I'm not Indian either.

However, the ad confuses me.

Abe Lincoln (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54LJ5RsqRw).

*nods*

I dunno, if it doesn't involve candy, is a holiday worth having?

Abe Lincoln (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54LJ5RsqRw).

*nods*

Since we're sharing random creativity, I'll share mine.

(May be disturbing to some)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/Forum%20Pictures/PETA.jpg

Since we're sharing random creativity, I'll share mine.

(May be disturbing to some)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/Forum%20Pictures/PETA.jpg

Is it kosher?

Is it kosher?

Depends. Are you Orthodox Jew or Reformed Jew?

I love Rosh Hashanah because it generally marks the end of Ramadan which means I can start getting chai at the halal place at 8am instead of not unti 1pm.

Happy Rosh Hashanah!
did I pronouce it right?

Depends. Are you Orthodox Jew or Reformed Jew?

Depends on what sort of Jew is in me at the time.

Depends on what sort of Jew is in me at the time.

I will ignore that obvious double entendre and say that, yes, it's Kosher.

I will ignore that obvious double entendre and say that, yes, it's Kosher.

Well I've never had a Jewish double entendre, but I'm willing to try!

Well I've never had a Jewish double entendre, but I'm willing to try!

Just look at my bloody poster. :D

Just look at my bloody poster. :D

I did! Why do you think I was asking if it was kosher? I wouldn't eat them otherwise.

I did! Why do you think I was asking if it was kosher? I wouldn't eat them otherwise.

Next time I see that, I'm just going to walk up and ask if they have any good recipes for human flesh.

Next time I see that, I'm just going to walk up and ask if they have any good recipes for human flesh.

I'm going to ask if they have room in there for one more :D

Bitch, you didn't even know it was a holiday today until I told you.

I'm going to ask if they have room in there for one more :D

Have fun with that.

I'm a Jewish apostate.

I'm a Jewish apostate.

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal2/orly_dr_evil.gif

Bitch, you didn't even know it was a holiday today until I told you.

Hakkim tipped me off actually, but don't say I never listen to you!

It´s possible. I´m Spanish. Maybe I come from a family that in the days of old was Jewish and then became marranos after Queen Isabella´s edict in the 1400s. It´s now all lost in history and uncircumcised family penises.

And to make matters worse, I was raised a Catholic.


:tongue:

Happy Rosh Hashanah! One of my professor will be out tomorrow for this holiday.

Happy Rosh Hashanah! One of my professor will be out tomorrow for this holiday.

Lazy bastard.

Nearly the entire Faculty of Law is Jewish and they're all still going to be at work.

Thus begins ten days of atonement.

*pushes Nanatsu into mud* I'll start tomorrow. :D

Thus begins ten days of atonement.

*pushes Nanatsu into mud* I'll start tomorrow. :D

*Loads shotgun and aims at LG*

I'd help her up if I were you. :mad:

*Loads shotgun and aims at LG*

I'd help her up if I were you. :mad:

:eek:

*vanishes in a puff of cotton candy scented smoke*

Thus begins ten days of atonement.

*pushes Nanatsu into mud* I'll start tomorrow. :D

Weeeeeee!! Mud-bath!!!:D

*pushes Neesika in*

Mud wrestling!

*Gets popcorn* Well, I guess I could enjoy a little after dinner entertainment. :p

*pushes Neesika in*

Mud wrestling!

I would only allow this if it so happens that you, Gallo, are Jewish. <.<

L'chaim!
"And if our good fortune never comes,
Here's to whatever comes....."

Shana tov'a and
Shalom!
Salaam!
Peace on earth and goodwill to all men, women and children.

I would only allow this if it so happens that you, Gallo, are Jewish. <.<

I shall order an oddly shaped hat immediately.

I shall order an oddly shaped hat immediately.

Praise Yaweh!!

O_o

Praise Yaweh!!

You do realize that Catholics have officially stopped using all forms of God's name, right?

That includes Jehovah, Yahweh, Jah, etc... and it's being removed from all their songs and everything.

Hallellulord just doesn't sound the same.

You do realize that Catholics have officially stopped using all forms of God's name, right?

That includes Jehovah, Yahweh, Jah, etc... and it's being removed from all their songs and everything.

No, I was unaware of that coz every time I step into a church, it smokes so I tend to stay away, so...

That's because I'm standing behind you just outside.

Ding ding! Round one!

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6807/gtfo3bp.jpg

Ding ding! Round one!

<snip image>

That was truly random, and is being swiped as we speak.

I try my best. ;)

Female Ronald McDonald makes me nervous and confused.

Female Ronald McDonald makes me nervous and confused.

If that disturbs you, check this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXP_TUZqsk

I can´t eat at McD´s after this.:eek:

http://energizer2.com/pix/fun/jesus_gtfo.gif

If that disturbs you, check this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXP_TUZqsk

I can´t eat at McD´s after this.:eek:

A symphony of coulrophobic imagery. Truly a work of art. *nod*

Have a Look at Yiddish with George and Laura:

http://www.vidlit.com/gandl/

So, how do you pronounce Rosh Hashanah?

If that disturbs you, check this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXP_TUZqsk

I can´t eat at McD´s after this.:eek:

Can't sleep....Clown will eat me.....

So, how do you pronounce Rosh Hashanah?

Usually in English, you hear it pronounced "ROSH-a SHA-nah."

Technically, though, it's "Rosh Ha-sha-NAH."

Next time I see that, I'm just going to walk up and ask if they have any good recipes for human flesh.

If I had someone to help me carry I'd try to take a package just to see how people would react.

If I had someone to help me carry I'd try to take a package just to see how people would react.

I volunteer. Just to see.

*pushes Neesika in*

Mud wrestling!

*drags Galloism down, pushes his head into the mud with her foot*

Yeah? You like that fucker? Take it you little bitch!

Have a Jewish girlfriend.

Have a Jewish girlfriend.

Had. I fucked her.

She plays for our team now.

Female Ronald McDonald makes me nervous and confused.

What about this female Ronald McDonald?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8&feature=related

I was almost Jewish once; does that count? :tongue:

If we count our ancestors back to Abraham, we would all have many many Jewish ancestors

if we count our ancestors back to abraham, we would all have many many jewish ancestors

lies!!!

Why "lies"? Do the math - you have two parents (or more if you include step parents). You have at least 4 grandparents, 8 great grandparents; 16 great great grandparents,
32 great great grandparents. So in only 5 generations, (about a century to a century and a half), you have 62 people who were your direct ancestors.
Now when did Abraham leave Akkad (modern day Iraq) for the "Promised Land"? 6,000 years ago. How many generations is that? Let's be conservative and say it's 4 (I think that it is closer to 5 when we go back in time). That is at least 40 generations per millenia. So lets say that we go back 240 generations.
Would the mathematicians among us care to calculate that? In a sense, we are all descendants of Abraham.

*drags Galloism down, pushes his head into the mud with her foot*

Yeah? You like that fucker? Take it you little bitch!

Fat guy mud wrestling? Ewww....

It's only sexy when there's two women mud wrestling, or jell-o wrestling.

In a completely different and interesting vein, jello wrestling is hilarious.

Fat guy mud wrestling? Ewww....

It's only sexy when there's two women mud wrestling, or jell-o wrestling.

In a completely different and interesting vein, jello wrestling is hilarious.

Someone has never seen Lithuanian honey wrestling then.

Someone has never seen Lithuanian honey wrestling then.

Honey wrestling. That's one I haven't tried yet.

I <3 The Jews! They make good food!

I <3 The Jews! They make good food!

Jesus Clooney Frog, you EAT JEWS!?

Sick, sick bastard!

Jesus Clooney Frog, you EAT JEWS!?

Sick, sick bastard!

Well, what else do you expect me to do with the people who walk past my house after go to Synagogue?

Well, what else do you expect me to do with the people who walk past my house after go to Synagogue?

Mmmmm... kosher.

*Nibbles*

Mmmmm... kosher.

Always.

Because I was bored and thought I'd look up some actual debate on the Jew/American Indian thing...

http://www.native-languages.org/iaq9.htm

Awww.

Fucking cousins is sort of hot cuz it's so wrong.

Sorry Jews. Less interested now.

Sorry Jews. Less interested now.

Doubt it.

Doubt it.

I was being general, not specific:p

I was being general, not specific:p

was not overly concerned.

Mmmmm... kosher.

Human beings lack split hooves, and we don't chew our cud.

was not overly concerned.

*glares*

*glares*

*is amused*

Human beings lack split hooves, and we don't chew our cud.

But you´re all so tasty looking. Take Natalie Portman, for example. I´d hit that and I´m a girl.:D

But you´re all so tasty looking. Take Natalie Portman, for example. I´d hit that and I´m a girl.:D

:hail::hail::hail:

But you´re all so tasty looking.

"You're"? You're an extraterrestrial invader, aren't you?

Take Natalie Portman, for example. I´d hit that and I´m a girl.:D

While I can't agree with your particular taste here, I, too, would like to eat certain human beings.

"You're"? You're an extraterrestrial invader, aren't you?



While I can't agree with your particular taste here, I, too, would like to eat certain human beings.

Why, yes, I happen to be from another planet. But I´m sure you knew this already, Sohe-kun.

Oh and who would you like to eat?

But you´re all so tasty looking. Take Natalie Portman, for example. I´d hit that and I´m a girl.:D

Natalie Portman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw)?

HELL yes. She busts in dude's mouths like gushers motherfuckers...

Why, yes, I happen to be from another planet. But I´m sure you knew this already, Sohe-kun.

...

Maybe.

Oh and who would you like to eat?

Oh, I was really just opportunistically cashing in on the humor value of understated cannibalism.

Natalie Portman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw)?

HELL yes. She busts in dude's mouths like gushers motherfuckers...

And I would do you, you sexy law student you.

And I would do you, you sexy law student you.

*wiggles eyebrows*

Standing hands tied overhead, stomach to stomach, ankles restrained, being flogged?

I'm up for it :D

*wiggles eyebrows*

Standing hands tied overhead, stomach to stomach, ankles restrained, being flogged?

I'm up for it :D

wait, her, or you? Or both of you at the same time?

Cause I could SO go for that...

*wiggles eyebrows*

Standing hands tied overhead, stomach to stomach, ankles restrained, being flogged?

I'm up for it :D

Ooooooooh, yeeeeesssssssssss!!!


:D

this is making me realize I gotta figure out what to wear to the fetish ball in Hollywood this Halloween!

O_o

Jesus Clooney Frog, you EAT JEWS!?

Sick, sick bastard!

But Jews are tasty....

Shanah tovah.

Honey wrestling. That's one I haven't tried yet.

Well have a look, it is quite good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JV0X-9CwcY