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So I log on to MSN messenger to check my mail and stuff and this is the first thing I see...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/palin_502.jpg


Its horrible... not only is it Sarah Palin but its a Sarah Palin with a naughty school girl outfit? AND its a real toy, a real freakin' toy! I had to bring this to the attention of NS...

Caribou Barbie is here. Ick.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

I threw up in my mouth a little. Seriously, I can taste it. It's there.

the head plastic doesn't match the body plastic, someone got creative with a bit of playdoh and their warhammer 40K paint set and made barbie or sindi or a bratz a new head.

This is the website of the company that makes them:

http://www.herobuilders.com/

They specialize in making dolls out of famous people.

They also have a beach blanket Obama action figure, and John McCain Pez Dispenser. Yes these are real products priced up to and including $30 US plus shipping and handling. This isn't some made up shit.

(I am not advertising this shit, I am just trying to prove the reality of the situation!)

ah well, I still stand by the fact the head doesn't quite match, I bet the body is a standard item and the heads are made as the distinguishing feature.

I would guess the Hillary and Palin dolls would be the same with heads removed.

That is actually a cool website. For $380 they will make you an action figure based on a photo you send them, and you can record your voice to make it say what you want. They can even copy your tattoos on to the figure.

That is actually a cool website. For $380 they will make you an action figure based on a photo you send them, and you can record your voice to make it say what you want. They can even copy your tattoos on to the figure.

Yeah but they should have drawn the line at Charles Manson! Monsters like Sarah Palin don't deserve an action figure unless its in the form of a bad guy for a super hero to beat on.

Where there's a dollar there's a way.


imo they should have based her action figure off this:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f30_1222462190

SaintB, you have done a truly horrible deed this day. I had a bit of faith in humanity, hidden in the deepest, darkest part of my blackened soul. You haven't killed it; that is not even far enough to describe it. You have murdered it. You ripped my faith of humanity screaming into the light and then did a ritual on it that looks like it was designed by Jack the Ripper. I am standing over the bloodied, scattered remains of my faith in humanity and weeping in sorrow for its demise.

What inhumane, heinously evil thing did people on this forum do that deserved such a monstrous act as that link?

SaintB, you have done a truly horrible deed this day. I had a bit of faith in humanity, hidden in the deepest, darkest part of my blackened soul. You haven't killed it; that is not even far enough to describe it. You have murdered it. You ripped my faith of humanity screaming into the light and then did a ritual on it that looks like it was designed by Jack the Ripper. I am standing over the bloodied, scattered remains of my faith in humanity and weeping in sorrow for its demise.

What inhumane, heinously evil thing did people on this forum do that deserved such a monstrous act as that link?

Actually, I just did you a noble and great favor. You'll realize that fact in due time and thank me.

http://64.15.74.3/~majorpic/Animated%20Gifs/fap.jpg

Actually, I just did you a noble and great favor. You'll realize that fact in due time and thank me.

Sure I will... probably after I take over the world, standardize human sacrifices to me, and deal with any attempts at rebellion by infecting all of humanity with a virus to which only I have the cure, thus ensuring my long and healthy rule and humanity's untimely demise after my natural death.

The perfect size.



:)

That's hot. Palin has my vote.

Yay! Let's play My First underqualified-populist-reactionary-idiot VP nomination! Thrill as you hear her speak three pre-recorded ill considered statements to a smirking interviewer*!

*Interviewer sold seperately, half price on faulty-by-design Sean Hannity dolls.

disgusting

Not big enough for my manly manhood.

Call me when they make a blow up version.

:fluffle:



*spews*

Anyone else notice the really mannish shoulders?

Anyone else notice the really mannish shoulders?

Palin's mannish shoulders or the doll's mannish shoulders?

Palin's mannish shoulders or the doll's mannish shoulders?

The doll's shoulders are not mannish enough to match the politician. They probably should have used a male body as a base and did some cosmetic work.

The perfect size.
:tongue:

Anyone else notice the really mannish shoulders?

I was distracted by the pert breasts of McCain....

The doll's shoulders are not mannish enough to match the politician. They probably should have used a male body as a base and did some cosmetic work.

Are you suggesting that Palin is actually a transvestite? Because... that would make a lot of sense. Perhaps he suffered some brain damage as a child, and became convinced he was a she. He also lost the ability to answer questions or speak english coherrently. It all makes sense now! Palin would be executed if he/she lived in Texas.

Who else is waiting for CH to come storming in here with his IPUKED nonsense?

Ew. That's all I can say...ew. Wonder what kind of people would that...

Yay! Let's play My First underqualified-populist-reactionary-idiot VP nomination! Thrill as you hear her speak three pre-recorded ill considered statements to a smirking interviewer*!

*Interviewer sold seperately, half price on faulty-by-design Sean Hannity dolls.

lol :)

Perfect.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Voodoo.gif

She'll wish those dolls were never made.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/voodoodollsmiley.gif

Obviously the manufacturer is making a comment about the size of her brain based on the size of that doll's head.

Severely disproportionate.

That is actually a cool website. For $380 they will make you an action figure based on a photo you send them, and you can record your voice to make it say what you want. They can even copy your tattoos on to the figure.
I wonder if I can get them to make the Katganistan in Prague figure.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/spy-kat.jpg

I wonder if I can get them to make the Katganistan in Prague figure.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/spy-kat.jpg

Rowr! :hail:

My eyes!!! They burn!!! Politician action figures!!!:eek2:

Awesome.

So it seems relevant here, but has anyone else seen the photoshopped Sarah Palin American flag bikini picture?

That's hot. Palin has my vote.
She's got your *something* and you're substituting *something else* for HER *something*
Fuck, you can have her. Take her and her asshole Lt Gov.

SaintB, you have done a truly horrible deed this day. I had a bit of faith in humanity, hidden in the deepest, darkest part of my blackened soul. You haven't killed it; that is not even far enough to describe it. You have murdered it. You ripped my faith of humanity screaming into the light and then did a ritual on it that looks like it was designed by Jack the Ripper. I am standing over the bloodied, scattered remains of my faith in humanity and weeping in sorrow for its demise.

What inhumane, heinously evil thing did people on this forum do that deserved such a monstrous act as that link?
http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-lolani.gif

http://64.15.74.3/~majorpic/Animated%20Gifs/fap.jpg
http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-24.gif

As for the dolls: Meh.

The perfect size.



:)

Sweet fuck.

That's wrong.

Sarah, palin' by comparison in more ways than one.

Sarah, palin' by comparison in more ways than one.

Puns should be met by instant evisceration by a badger.

Also, what's with yahoo?

Puns should be met by instant evisceration by a badger.

Also, what's with yahoo?

I welcome the exposure of my viscera by my angry, furry friends.

As for what's with Yahoo, I don't know. What's with it on your end?

I welcome the exposure of my viscera by my angry, furry friends.

As for what's with Yahoo, I don't know. What's with it on your end?

It's being a bitch, I deleted, readded...ball's in your court or something?

I sent the weasels (http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Weasels_Ripped_My_Flesh.jpg) instead.

The fixed gaze, the feral grin, the carnivore's ripping teeth and strong jaw, the hands at the ready to choke the life out of you - predator Barbie. Can't help but think that's a perfect representation of her.

I'm actually surprised the doll doesn't come with a Barbie-sized assault rifle. But as Anti-Social Darwinism already pointed out, those teeth are weapons in themselves. I'm afraid I'm going to dream about those glistening fangs. And they won't be pleasant dreams, unfortunately...

This doll thing looks more like Peggy Hill. Someone should make King of the Hill action figures.

This doll thing looks more like Peggy Hill. Someone should make King of the Hill action figures.

Give me 5 minutes, I'll find a link. :tongue:

EDIT: more like 5 seconds, http://timstvshowcase.com/store-kingofthehill.html

Give me 5 minytes, I'll find a link. :tongue:

EDIT: more like 5 seconds, http://timstvshowcase.com/store-kingofthehill.html

Oh, hell yes. Christmas is gonna rock this year.

You know, we're lucky somebody didn't order a customized realdoll shaped like a certain person...

I would just like to point out how insanely buff the McCain action figure is. The Obama figure is ripped as well. Are they just ripping the heads off of wrestling action figures and replacing them? Not that I'm bothered by the laziness - rather, I wish that the real-life nominees more closely resembled their doll counterparts. Then we'd have an excuse to replace the debates with cage matches. Plus, I'd find McCain much more fun to listen to if he delivered all of his speeches in the the overly-strained manner of an angry wrestler. "I'M COMING FOR YOU OBAMA! AND I'M BRINGING THE PAIN!"

http://www.herobuilders.com/political/default.htm

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


My eyes.. D:

Charming, isn't it? I'm wondering, would there be a market in the Russian Federation for Putin and Medvedev action figures?

So how long til there's a Sarah Palin blow up doll? It can say "Drill baby drill" as you.. uh, drill.

Charming, isn't it? I'm wondering, would there be a market in the Russian Federation for Putin and Medvedev action figures?

Last time I was in Moscow, the souvenir shops had little metal Putin things.


http://blog.creativethink.com/images/2007/10/08/putin_jokes_250_2.gif



FACT: By squinting his eyes, Putin can read and write multimedia DVDs.