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Would you like some cream or sugar in your bat coffee?

Intestinal fluids
28-09-2008, 05:34
Apparently Bat Coffee doesnt taste as bad as one would think it would. This lady didnt even notice it.

Im going to vomit. The brain too cooked to test part was the final straw.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_bat_brew
New Ziedrich
28-09-2008, 05:37
Well, I could have gone without reading this.
Neesika
28-09-2008, 05:38
Apparently Bat Coffee doesnt taste as bad as one would think it would. This lady didnt even notice it.

Im going to vomit. The brain too cooked to test part was the final straw.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_bat_brew

Awesome! Coffee flavoured bat soup...bet you could live on that.
South Lizasauria
28-09-2008, 05:42
Apparently Bat Coffee doesnt taste as bad as one would think it would. This lady didnt even notice it.

Im going to vomit. The brain too cooked to test part was the final straw.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_bat_brew

She should have caught it and kept it as a pet. That would have prevented the coffee incident. The bat would be alive, in a cage but taken care of, and alive and the woman wouldn't have bat coffee.

Bats are teh aaahhhhsummmm!
Neesika
28-09-2008, 05:43
I actually thought this thread was a shout out to a specific bat shit insane poster.
South Lizasauria
28-09-2008, 05:53
I actually thought this thread was a shout out to a specific bat shit insane poster.

There is a fine line between twisted and insane:p:) *nods*

Besides, this assertion of yours is only based on the fact that the individual in question disagrees with the majority. Whether it is I or someone else your referring to their sanity or lack thereof can only be determined through a psychoanalysis. I doubt very few people here are qualified or allowed to give any other poster here such a test.
SaintB
28-09-2008, 08:58
I lol'd
Western Mercenary Unio
28-09-2008, 09:13
Now that's batshit insane.
SaintB
28-09-2008, 09:29
I thought this was going to be about the super hero Bat Man
Geniasis
28-09-2008, 09:40
Now that's batshit insane.

That was a really bat joke.
Intestinal fluids
28-09-2008, 15:24
The bat should switch brands. Caffeine is going to kill him.
Lunatic Goofballs
28-09-2008, 15:50
In the comic books, this is where she grows wings, develops sonar-based powers and starts fighting crime. *nod*