NationStates Jolt Archive


Now isn't this cute?

Alexandrian Ptolemais
26-09-2008, 10:19
Paul Fowler is unlikely to forget the result of his efforts to create a memorable occasion for a special lady - but his story does have a fairytale ending.

Mr Fowler, 22, was mortified when he saw his abandoned picnic on the front page of a local paper and read that police, wanting to rule out any foul play, were considering searching Rotorua's Blue Lake.

The abandoned picnic has been the talk of the town since the story broke on Monday, as locals pondered the mysterious find of a laid-out picnic on a lakeside beach.

Mr Fowler arrived at the Rotorua police station just an hour before a search of the lake was to begin on Wednesday.

"I was so embarrassed ... I didn't want to be sent a bill of $100,000 for the search," he said.

Rotorua police were called last Thursday after someone found the laid-out picnic, complete with blanket and food, on the beach of Tikitapu (Blue Lake).

Despite a search of the tracks around the lake and inquiries made at the holiday park on the other side of the lake, police found nothing.

They contacted Rotorua's Daily Post on Monday, hoping some publicity might lead them to who had left the picnic.

Mr Fowler, who works for Coca-Cola, had taken 18-year-old Emily Bartlett out a few times and had set up the picnic at the lake last Tuesday after she hinted it was something she would like to do. He planned to use the picnic to officially ask her to go out with him.

"I definitely wanted to make it memorable," he said.

But there were a few problems, not the least of which was that Miss Bartlett didn't turn up.

Mr Fowler set up the picnic about 2pm and drove back into town to pick up his prospective girlfriend.

However, she sent him a text asking if they could meet later because she was meeting friends.

The couple didn't meet up until later in the day, by which time it was too dark to head out for the romantic lakeside picnic.

Mr Fowler returned to the lake the next day to pick up the picnic but found the road closed off for logging in the area.

"Then I just forgot about it until I saw it in the paper."

Mr Fowler set up another picnic near the top of Mt Ngongotaha on Saturday, where he asked her to go out with him. She said yes.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10534297

When I read this article, I laughed. Not only was it cute, but what idiot leaves a picnic out in the middle of nowhere and forgets to take it home.

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Hobabwe
26-09-2008, 10:23
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10534297

When I read this article, I laughed. Not only was it cute, but what idiot leaves a picnic out in the middle of nowhere and forgets to take it home.

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well, if your prospective girlfriend says:"maybe later", i can imagine that picking up the picnic isnt exactly top of the things to do, it somewhere below "wallowing in misery" probably ;)
Collectivity
26-09-2008, 10:25
The teddy bears mining union was the envy of the toys workforce. They would work from dawn to dusk and all the Barbie dolls would strut past hoping that the teddy bears would whistle at them - or even notice them - but nothing.
Then one day, all the teddy bears were just sitting around doing no work.
Immediately, the concerned Barbie dolls went up to the teddies and asked them why they weren't mining.
The teddies replied: "Today's the day the teddy bears get their picks nicked!"
Laerod
26-09-2008, 14:14
Not only was it cute, but what idiot leaves a picnic out in the middle of nowhere and forgets to take it home.It's not a story about someone that forgot to take their picnic home, it's a story about someone that went to take it home, was prevented by loggers and then forgot about it.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-09-2008, 14:19
It's not a story about someone that forgot to take their picnic home, it's a story about someone that went to take it home, was prevented by loggers and then forgot about it.

Damn loggers! :mad:
Rambhutan
26-09-2008, 14:27
Quick Boo Boo grab them pic-a-nic baskets before Ranger Smith sends out a search party.
Laerod
26-09-2008, 14:30
Damn loggers! :mad:
May their saws be dull and their axe handle's break!
Araraukar
26-09-2008, 14:31
went to take it home, was prevented by loggers and then forgot about it.

I find that quite odd. How would he have suddenly just forgotten about his stuff being out there, just because he couldn't get to it right then? Stupid to leave stuff out there somewhere in the first place, unprotected from wildlife and passerbys and so on. The girl should have said no. :tongue:
El Aces
26-09-2008, 14:36
I assume he just didn't give a damn about the stuff. He just got denied by a girl that he liked and he didn't feel like trompin' about in the woods just for a few pic-a-nic baskets. Also, where's Yogi Bear when you need him?
Pure Metal
26-09-2008, 14:54
must have been a) a slow news day, or b) people don't have enough to do in that town... it is sweet though. makes a break from the usual depressing news stories
greed and death
26-09-2008, 14:55
I assume he just didn't give a damn about the stuff. He just got denied by a girl that he liked and he didn't feel like trompin' about in the woods just for a few pic-a-nic baskets. Also, where's Yogi Bear when you need him?

if a bear had run through the site I am sure it would have really looked like a murder.
Araraukar
26-09-2008, 15:00
if a bear had run through the site I am sure it would have really looked like a murder.

Lol, true. They'd have been searching the lake for bits of bodies and shot some innocent bear within 20 miles of the scene... :D
JuNii
26-09-2008, 19:14
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10534297

When I read this article, I laughed. Not only was it cute, but what idiot leaves a picnic out in the middle of nowhere and forgets to take it home.

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very... cuite. :tongue:
Gravlen
26-09-2008, 19:19
Damn loggers! :mad:

*Logs*
Alexandrian Ptolemais
26-09-2008, 23:36
Lol, true. They'd have been searching the lake for bits of bodies and shot some innocent bear within 20 miles of the scene... :D

Well, that would have made it headline news - we don't have bears in New Zealand, so it would be one of those WTF moments.
Hurdegaryp
26-09-2008, 23:42
No bears, you say? Maybe New Zealand needs to import a few of those noble animals from the United States or the Russian Federation. Bears really add something to your wildlife!