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Im curious about this because im a substitute teacher and i had a student fart at me once and i wasnt quite sure exactly what to do.

Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_flatulence_charge

Lol.

Assault?
Shit, Looking at a pig could count as assault in the good old USA. I kid you not- if you attempt to block the blows of a police baton with your hands- that could count as 'assaulting a police officer.'

Is flatulence a biological weapon or a chemical weapon? :confused:

This is West Virginia after all. In W.V. farting is considered an alternative energy source.

So are cops. Not very clean burning though.

Is flatulence a biological weapon or a chemical weapon? :confused:

Flatulence is mostly methane, so chemical. Biological would be something worse than methane.

Flatulence is mostly methane, so chemical. Biological would be something worse than methane.

Ah, but it's natural, so I'd say Biological.

The obvious answer to this would be to whip out your taser just as the guy farts, hence setting him alight for the lols.

Was it lit or not?

Ah, but it's natural, so I'd say Biological.

Naturally produced, but it doesn't do its damage by infecting cells and subverting host DNA to host detriment. That would broadly cover biological weapons. Chemical weapons are basically aerosol weapons that cause tissue or nerve damage on contact.

Methane does the latter, so it's a chemical weapon.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.
The complaint goes on to allege that Parsons declared, "Deary me, oh deary me, my delicate constitution." Before collapsing into the waiting arms of his partner, who revived him with the prompt application of smelling salts.

Is flatulence a biological weapon or a chemical weapon? :confused:

Biochemical, obviously.

wow if some one is arrested in the U.S.A for FARTING damnit im moving to canada

Is flatulence a biological weapon or a chemical weapon? :confused:

Unless your farts were loaded with Herpes, it's chemical

Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike cops?

Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike cops?

Seconded.

Obviously a candidate for death row

Naturally produced, but it doesn't do its damage by infecting cells and subverting host DNA to host detriment. That would broadly cover biological weapons. Chemical weapons are basically aerosol weapons that cause tissue or nerve damage on contact.

Methane does the latter, so it's a chemical weapon.

Fucking Christ, maybe if you had nothing but beans and jalapeno peppers for a week...

I am planning to eat a whole package of bean burritos and gas the local police station. Who's with me?

Fucking Christ, maybe if you had nothing but beans and jalapeno peppers for a week...

washed down by pints of Guinness...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/bafu.gif

I fart in your general direction!

washed down by pints of Guinness...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/bafu.gif

With some deviled eggs on the side. And lots of milk.

With some deviled eggs on the side. And lots of milk.

I think the universe would stop. At least for one person! LOL

I think the universe would stop. At least for one person! LOL

There would be a time dilation field within a 100-foot radius, at the very least.

There would be a time dilation field within a 100-foot radius, at the very least.

its stretch but I do think that whoever did this would be in some kind of containment....


http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

its stretch but I do think that whoever did this would be in some kind of containment....


http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

Hahaha, that's pretty cool.

Hahaha, that's pretty cool.

The fart that swallowed the world...LOL

Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike cops?

But they are so good in bed!

But they are so good in bed!

True story: On Halloween, all the women here dress up as kinky cops. That is one perk about going to a school known for law enforcement. :p

Im curious about this because im a substitute teacher and i had a student fart at me once and i wasnt quite sure exactly what to do.

Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_flatulence_charge

At the SoCal RenFaire farting was considered to be social exchange.