NationStates Jolt Archive

I heard about this website that, if you have a nickname for your "junk" you can actually register it...I personally don't, but I think I will register mine as "The Bishop" (I know, very common, but, if I register it first, I win :) ) What are you gonna register?:D

http://www.nameyourwang.com

"The Subway Footlong"

First of all, it's not junk, and second, I'll only pay for naming my cock with its labor.

Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm

what is the point of registration?

"The Subway Footlong"

5 dolla.

Guys actually give it a name?
I though it was a (sub)urban myth.

On George Carlin's website is an incomplete list of 'dirty words'. From the 'Male Genitals' subsection, I post the following:

MALE GENITALS

AARON'S ROD
ARM
BABY-MAKER
BEEF
BLUE VEIN MEATROLL
BALD-HEADED BUTLER
BALD-HEADED MOUSE
BELLY BUSTER
BATHTUB EEL
BEARDED BLOOD SAUSAGE
BIRD
BONE
BALONEY
BANANA
BAT
BAYONET
BEAN TOSSER
BEEF
BELLY RUFFIAN
BLADE
BROOMSTICK
BUM TICKLER
BUSH BEATER
BUTTON-HOLE WORKER
COCK
CANDLE
CARROT
CLUB
CRACK HAUNTER
CRANNY HUNTER
CRACKSMAN
CREAMSTICK
CULTY GUN
CARNAL STUMP
CHICKEN
CHILD-GETTER
CHINK-STOPPER
COREY
CROOK
DICK
DORK
DONG
DONIKER
DINGUS
DIPSTICK
DAGGER
DART OF LOVE
DEAREST MEMBER
DICKY
DING-DONG
DINGER
DINGLE-DANGLE
DUMMY
DODADDY
DOLLY
DOOFLICKER
DOWN-LEG
DRAGON
EEL
END
FAMILY ORGAN
FIDDLE BOW
FISH
FISHING ROD
FLAPPER
FOOL-STICKER
FOREFINGER
FUCKER
FOREMAN
GUN
GUT WRENCH
GIGGLE STICK
GADGET
GARDENER
GIGGLING PIN
GOOSER
GRAVY MAKER
GRINDING TOOL
GRISTLE
GUT STICK
HAIR SPLITTER
HAMBONE
HAMMER
HANGING JOHNNY
HOE HANDLE
HOLY POKER
HORN
HOSE
HOT ROD
HEAT-SEEKING MOISTURE MISSILE
HAIRY HOT DOG
JACK IN THE BOX
JEMSON
JERKING IRON
JIGGER
JING JANG
JOCKAM
JOHNNIE
JOHNNY ONE-EYE THE BALD-HEADED CHAMP
JOHNSON
JOINT
JOY KNOB
JOY PRONG
JOY STICK
KEY
KIDNEY CRACKER
KIDNEY WIPER
KIELBASA
KING MEMBER
KNOB
KNOCKER
LADIES' DELIGHT
LADIES' LOLLIPOP
LADIES' TREASURE
LAMP OF LIFE
LANCE
LIFE PRESERVER
LITTLE BROTHER
LITTLE WILLIE
LIVER TURNER
LIVE SAUSAGE
LIZARD
LOB
LOBCOCK
LOBSTER
LOLLYPOP
LONG JOHN
LOVE DART
LOVE GUN
LOVE MUSCLE
LUCY
LUNG DISTURBER
MAD MICK
MAGIC WAND
MAN-ROOT
MARROW BONE
MASTER JOHN THURSDAY
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
MEAT
MEAT HOOK
MEAT WHISTLE
MEMBER
MERRYMAKER
MIDDLE LEG
MILKMAN
MISTER GOODWRENCH
MISTER TOM
MOUSE
MUSCLE
MUTTON DAGGER
MY BODY'S CAPTAIN
NATURAL SCYTHE
NEEDLE
NIMROD
NIPPY
NOODLE
NOONY
OLD BLIND BOB
ONE-EYED NIGHT CRAWLER IN THE TURTLE-NECK SWEATER
ONE-EYED MILKMAN
ONE-EYED TROUSER TROUT
ONE-EYED WONDER WORM
PANT MUSCLE
PECKER
PEE-PEE
PEN
PENCIL
PENDULUM
PERCH
PETER
PICCOLO
PICKLOCK
PIKESTAFF
PILE DRIVER
PIN
PINK PENCIL
PIPE
PISSER
PISTOL
PLUGTAIL
POCKET PICCOLO
POCKET ROCKET
POINTER
POKER
POLE
PORK
PORK SWORD
POST
PRICK
PRIDE AND JOY
PRONG
PUD
PUDDING
PUMP HANDLE
PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR OF LOVE
PUP
PUTZ
QUICKENING PEG
QUIMSTAKE
RAM
RAMROD
RAW MEAT
REAMER
RED CAP
ROD
ROD OF LOVE
ROLLING PIN
ROOT
RUDDER
RUPERT
RUSSELL THE WONDER MUSCLE
ST. PETER
SALAMI
SAUSAGE
SCEPTRE
SCHLONG
SEXING PIECE
SHAFT
SHMOCK
SHORT ARM
SHOVE DEVIL
SHVONTZ
SILENT FLUTE
SKIN FLUTE
SNAKE
SPIGOT
SPIKE-FAGGOT
SPINDLE
SPOT-RUMP
SPOUT
STAFF
STEAMING HOT KANGA
STEM
STICK
STING
STUMP
SUGAR STICK
SWORD
TAIL PIN
TALLY-WHACKER
TASSEL
TENT PEG
THING
THIRD LEG
THISTLE
THROBBER
THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE
TICKLE-GIZZARD
TICKLER
TONG
TOOL
TORCH OF CUPID
TOY
TRAP-STICK
TROUSER ANACONDA
TUBE STEAK
UNCLE DICK
VOMITING COBRA
WAND
WANG
WAZOO
WEAPON
WEDGE
WEENIE
WHACKER
WHIP
WHISTLE
WHORE-PIPE
WICK
WILLIE
WINKLE
WIRE
WORM
YANG
YARD
YOSH
ZUBRICK

Choose and enjoy. :)

WTF- vomiting cobra?

Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love has to be the best one on there.

My penis is now officially known as Sergei Korolev.

Dick Cheney, because:
accidentally shot a friend in the face once

Dick Cheney, because:
accidentally shot a friend in the face once

Well, that must've been a real feather in their cap.

Uh, no. Nicknames are for friends.

If you're spending that much time talking to your own genitals, I think it might be a good idea to get out more.

Uh, no. Nicknames are for friends.

If you're spending that much time talking to your own genitals, I think it might be a good idea to get out more.

The corollary to this is if they talk back, it's time to get help.

The corollary to this is if they talk back, it's time to get help.

Definitely. So a more interesting question would have been "does your junk have a nick-name for YOU?"

Hmm. "The Mothership." Or ... "dickhead"

I'm not paying $14.50 to register "Chuck Norris".

Uh, no. Nicknames are for friends.

If you're spending that much time talking to your own genitals, I think it might be a good idea to get out more.

But, we are so close. We know what we like, what we don't like...:p

If i had money I'd name mine Sir Richard the Lusty Hearted or something more clever.

Don't ask me why (as I don't think I know myself):

Mr. Snorkle

The Aardvark

I call mine bob

Funny, that's what mine calls me

Generating a nickname for it has never even occurred to me.

Generating a nickname for it has never even occurred to me.

Not naming it after a Soviet rocket scientists never occurred to me.

I was going to go with Alexander von Falkenhausen but people might think I was either a Nazi or an obscure supporter of Chang Kai-shek.

I'm not paying $14.50 to register "Chuck Norris".

Can you roundhouse kick people with it? If not, then that's false advertising :p

Not naming it after a Soviet rocket scientists never occurred to me.

I was going to go with Alexander von Falkenhausen but people might think I was either a Nazi or an obscure supporter of Chang Kai-shek.

You could call it a V2 and then go to London blitzing the womenfolk.

So many names, which to choose?

Challenger, because it explodes early and makes a huge fucking mess.
The Breathalyzer, because people only put it in there mouth after their drunk.
New Material, because I haven't got very much of that either.

Stand back, because I'm drunk and punny and don't know when to quit.

Joy Stick

Joy Stick
Dowsing rod.

So many names, which to choose?

Challenger, because it explodes early and makes a huge fucking mess.
The Breathalyzer, because people only put it in there mouth after their drunk.
New Material, because I haven't got very much of that either.

Stand back, because I'm drunk and punny and don't know when to quit.

Have you thought about calling it Fiddlebottoms?

The best one I have heard lately: "George of the Jungle".

Watch out for that tree!

Have you thought about calling it Fiddlebottoms?
No, that's the name of my left testicle. I call the right one, Tittlesworth.

Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love has to be the best one on there.

I lol'd forever.