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This article (http://www.wnbc.com/news/17539627/detail.html) made my day.

Can you imagine if they really tried this? Poll inc.

Edit: So apparently I can't spell. If one of the mods sees that, could you help me out? Thanks.

So I'm going to assume that you've not heard that there are dead fly eggs in ice cream and other insectoid parts in other foods...?

In any case, I assume that the growth, mating, control and milking of unwed mothers in factories would warrant the same kind of calls for change from PETA as it is for milk from cows. :p

It would pretty obviously be impractical for the quantities of ice cream Ben & Jerry's produces, but I think the Swiss restaurant that's trying it is kinda cool. I'd be curious to see what that tasted like and if one could tell the difference. :)

I think I speak for everyone when I say that ice cream made from Poli's breast milk would taste better than anything we've had before.

;)

I don't really care. As long as things are hygenic and ethically produced, go for it. (However, the relentless desire for profit of the free market will soon leave me regretting that statement).

So I'm going to assume that you've not heard that there are dead fly eggs in ice cream and other insectoid parts in other foods...?

In any case, I assume that the growth, mating, control and milking of unwed mothers in factories would warrant the same kind of calls for change from PETA as it is for milk from cows. :p

Now there's a username I haven't seen in a while.

Now there's a username I haven't seen in a while.

You can thank Lazarus and (I think) the switch to OMAC for this...

I think I speak for everyone when I say that ice cream made from Poli's breast milk would taste better than anything we've had before.

;)

Sadly, I am probably not going to get myself pregnant just so you all can try it. :tongue:

Sadly, I am probably not going to get myself pregnant just so you all can try it. :tongue:

Well of course you aren't --- that's biologically impossible. The thing to do is find someone else to get you pregnant...

This article (http://www.wnbc.com/news/17539627/detail.html) made my day.

Can you imagine if they really tried this? Poll inc.

Edit: So apparently I can't spell. If one of the mods sees that, could you help me out? Thanks.

Son: Mmm, delicious mom! You sure do make the best ice cream!

Mom: ...you're thirty-five! Why am I still breast-feeding you?!

I dare you to even finish this video.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxv6R9fUO74

Human breast milk tastes a lot like cow milk but a bit sweeter. Ironically, it might be well suited for the task...

Aren't there laws that would forbid the sale of human milk for purposes of consumption in the United States? I just wonder because I never see it at Stop and Shop.

This just feels, wrong.

It would pretty obviously be impractical for the quantities of ice cream Ben & Jerry's produces, but I think the Swiss restaurant that's trying it is kinda cool. I'd be curious to see what that tasted like and if one could tell the difference. :)

Perhaps this will satisfy some of your curiosity: http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000142.php

UNIverseVERSE

Well of course you aren't --- that's biologically impossible. The thing to do is find someone else to get you pregnant...


-sigh- Fine, you convinced me. I'll take one for the team and do it.

As funny as this might be, I have officially decided that PETA has become a joke...I have lost all respect (that I have left) for this silly group...Especially because B&J's babies their milkers, no steroids, no GMO feed, decent conditions etc...

As funny as this might be, I have officially decided that PETA has become a joke...I have lost all respect (that I have left) for this silly group...Especially because B&J's babies their milkers, no steroids, no GMO feed, decent conditions etc...

PETA always has been and always will be a mob of hypocritical attention whores who couldn't give a rat's ass about the animals they claim to be defending.

Sadly, I am probably not going to get myself pregnant just so you all can try it. :tongue:
Ya know, technically speaking a woman doesn't have to get pregnant to start lactating.

Ya know, technically speaking a woman doesn't have to get pregnant to start lactating.

I know - I actually had it as a side-effect of a medication I was on for a while, which was more than a little freaky. :tongue: Still, I suspect it would be unpleasantly difficult to produce enough milk to make much ice cream without having a baby first.

So how long until we start getting 100% Cambodian Breast Milk?


Breaaaaastmiiiilk! You made my da-a-a-a-y!

Ya know, technically speaking a woman doesn't have to get pregnant to start lactating.
I think you've been living in Japan too long, mate, all that pervy shit is rubbing off on you (ooer, obviously).

Coming soon!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/BenJerrys.jpg
Frozen
B(o)(o)bies

Coming soon!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/BenJerrys.jpg
Frozen
B(o)(o)bies

That name makes too much sense. It would be called something even stupider, like "Double D-licious Cup" or "Yo Mamma So Cold."

That name makes too much sense. It would be called something even stupider, like "Double D-licious Cup" or "Yo Mamma So Cold."

No, "Thanks for the Mammaries."

Coming soon!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/BenJerrys.jpg
Frozen
B(o)(o)bies


Except people will file false advertisement complaints when they discover it doesn't actually contain Ben and Jerry's frozen boobies.

:D :D :D :D

PETA kills me. Really they do.

I have no comment funnier than the article itself.

That name makes too much sense. It would be called something even stupider, like "Double D-licious Cup" or "Yo Mamma So Cold."
I had first thought about "Yo Mamma's Milk Wagons" :)

I had first thought about "Yo Mamma's Milk Wagons" :)

How about "Brings The Boys To The Yard"?

How about "Brings The Boys To The Yard"?
Had to look up the reference, but that's funny once you know Kelis' lyrics.

There are more fun ways to get your daily breast milk then through a cardboard container.

There are more fun ways to get your daily breast milk then through a cardboard container.

Yes, but this would be the most easily accessible, affordable and legal way to get it. It'll be a guaranteed sellout at colleges and comic book conventions.

I read about this and wanted to throw up. What's next, using humans in McDonald's burgers?

I read about this and wanted to throw up. What's next, using humans in McDonald's burgers?

Why is it perfectly acceptable to drink and use milk from animals that eat grass and have no real ambitions of personal hygiene, but milk from a woman is right out nasty and gross?

-sigh- Fine, you convinced me. I'll take one for the team and do it.Really?

Who shall the lucky bugger be?

What shall PETA demands of me next?

Stop dressing in rare Cambodian eel skin jackets?

I think you've been living in Japan too long, mate, all that pervy shit is rubbing off on you (ooer, obviously).
I claim innocense this time. In reading up on lactation for my wife who was nursing I discovered some facts and ideas that I REALLY didn't want to know about (Damn you Wikipedia!).

Ya know, technically speaking a woman doesn't have to get pregnant to start lactating.

Neither does a man.

Neither does a man.
Yeah, but who'd be interested in ice cream made from man milk?

I've just opened myself for some bad abuse now, haven't I?

Yeah, but who'd be interested in ice cream made from man milk?

I've just opened myself for some bad abuse now, haven't I?

Um . . . I was talking about actual milk, are you still doing so? Cause, um, those would be two FAR different markets . . .

Um . . . I was talking about actual milk, are you still doing so? Cause, um, those would be two FAR different markets . . .
Yes, hence the comment about getting abused. :p