You need an emergecny haircut! What do you do?
South Lizasauria
22-09-2008, 05:09
Would you ever come to this guy if you need an emergency haircut? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgl_SPW29bY&feature=user)
What is this fucking thread even about?
Do you even know?
Why!?
South Lizasauria
22-09-2008, 05:16
What is this fucking thread even about?
Do you even know?
Why!?
Yes I do. I am shocked and appalled that you are confused as to the subject matter. The question is simple. Would you or would you not ask the nice gentleman with a white face to give you a haircut if ever you needed one?
The Black Forrest
22-09-2008, 05:20
Yes I do. I am shocked and appalled that you are confused as to the subject matter. The question is simple. Would you or would you not ask the nice gentleman with a white face to give you a haircut if ever you needed one?
Well?
If you have to explain it......
Please. Stop the SPAM. You're stealing the food out of the mouths of babes.
South Lizasauria
22-09-2008, 05:25
Please. Stop the SPAM. You're stealing the food out of the mouths of babes.
That's what breastfeeding is for my dear. ;) If this is spam then I guess I'd have to stop of course, and report all other threads of this likeness. Only if this is considered spam of course.
And and further note: "A day without laughter is a day wasted"-Charlie Chaplain.
Haircuts? I'm trying to get Tarantino to pay me to get one. Here's hoping that works.
Longhaul
22-09-2008, 10:42
I haven't had much coffee yet, so I may just be a little slow on the uptake, but... wtf is an emergency haircut?
Laughing. My. Ass. Off.
At the Sin/SL byplay, of course.
grab a pair of skizzerz. if it has to be presentable too, then a miror also. though i'd have to SERIOUSLY question what was suppesed to be such a big effing "emergency".
(i keep it trimmed for physical comfort, not to apeal to, nor avoid offending, any particular perspective)
have no idea and could care less to even find out wtf the link was supposed to have been about, although the other one, about friends and beliefs looks like it might be vaguely interesting, if it doesn't turn out to some sort of brainwashing itself
i mean, my point is, why would i GO to ANYbody? i have a perfectly good pair of skizzerz and two perfectly functional hands of my own. i mean, unless it was ingrown someplace and required surgery or something.
Zombie PotatoHeads
22-09-2008, 11:54
laugh?
I nearly did.
Vault 10
22-09-2008, 12:05
Would you ever come to this guy if you need an emergency haircut? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgl_SPW29bY&feature=user)
Sure.
They say we only use 10% of our brain's potential. That might be true, but then we only use 2% of the potential of our penis. We all should aspire to better control over it, to give it a clear superiority in strength, speed and precision.
Wilgrove
22-09-2008, 12:05
This was susspose to be funny?
Snafturi
22-09-2008, 12:11
wat
South Lorenya
22-09-2008, 12:11
The last time I had a haircut, it was a few months after Bill Clinton's reinauguration, soooo.....
They say we only use 10% of our brain's potential.
Maybe for those who only have 10% of a brain (Dubya, Liu Shan, the owners of various Dead-On-Sight accounts), but the rest of us use the full 100%.
German Nightmare
22-09-2008, 15:15
If I needed an emergency haircut I'd simply use my beard trimmer/electric shaver and shave my head.
Feels fine, and since I happen to have a nice skull shape, it also looks good. Problem solved.
Sarkhaan
22-09-2008, 19:04
Why? My guess....FAS.
Now that was actually funny.
Hurdegaryp
22-09-2008, 19:17
Emergency haircut? Dude, I'm bald!
Potarius
22-09-2008, 19:38
Emergency haircut? Dude, I'm bald!
But surely your imaginary hair could use a trim?
Hurdegaryp
22-09-2008, 19:43
I live in a cold and unforgiving universe where there's no room for imaginary hair.
Potarius
22-09-2008, 19:47
I live in a cold and unforgiving universe where there's no room for imaginary hair.
Psh, there's always room for imaginary hair. You just have to imagine that you're not in such a cold and unforgiving universe first. :p
German Nightmare
22-09-2008, 20:01
Emergency haircut? Dude, I'm bald!
Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important.
Hurdegaryp
22-09-2008, 20:52
Psh, there's always room for imaginary hair. You just have to imagine that you're not in such a cold and unforgiving universe first. :p
Tempting, but what about my nihilistic black metal credibility? The dark leaders of the grim and frostbitten kingdoms have acknowledged me as one of them, I would be a fool to throw all of that away!
Lunatic Goofballs
22-09-2008, 22:05
Psh, there's always room for imaginary hair. :p
I thought that was Jell-o. :confused: