Selling virginity
Hairless Kitten
21-09-2008, 09:25
Why would pay one $1,000,000 for having some fun with a…virgin?
I don’t get it, face it, a virgin is rarely fun to have fun with it. She or he doesn’t know what is good for you and he or she is mostly one big building of nerves. So why paying $$$ for it?
It is now waiting for the experienced one who offers his last f*ck ever for $2,000,000, no?
Barringtonia
21-09-2008, 09:52
Telly: But like, if you deflower a girl man, man, you're the man. No one can ever do that again. You're the only one. No one, no one, has the power to do that again.
Casper: Right. The way I see it. My outlook on the situation. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying? Say you was to die tomorrow right, fifty years from now all the virgins you ever fucked are gonna remember you. Right? They gonna tell their grandkids about that shit.
For some, maybe that's why.
Anti-Social Darwinism
21-09-2008, 09:56
I don't know about the male perspective, but male virgins - meh. They're eager and enthusiastic but they know nothing, and I have no desire to teach them.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-09-2008, 13:35
For a million dollars, I want a fucking professional. Hell, I want a Sexual Grandmaster/mistress.
If I'm going to pay that much money for some sex, I don't want befuddled inexperience, I want to reach the next plane of sexual existence. *nod*
Self-sacrifice
21-09-2008, 13:36
can i sell my lack of concern for it on ebay
Big Jim P
21-09-2008, 13:42
can i sell my lack of concern for it on ebay
The day They start selling apathy on eBay is the day I retire wealthy.
Self-sacrifice
21-09-2008, 14:02
it could extend to all types of other emotions and useless junk
Anger that the package wasnt delivered
Frustration at something being delayed/not arriving
Mortality Ensuring that you will be a mortal when it arrives
Stupidity For buying a product that if you read would never be delivered
Fortune telling I will go to court about this one (If someone sues you your right)
Air Giving the supply of air around an individual (Breathing not assembled0
The_pantless_hero
21-09-2008, 16:38
can i sell my lack of concern for it on ebay
Only if you make it a signed certificate.
The day They start selling apathy on eBay is the day I retire wealthy.
But the price will drop significantly once the market is saturated.
I wouldn't care about getting someone's virginity per se...but I do like being a 'first' in other ways. There's definitely a special little thrill in that, I won't deny it. First anal sex (giving or receiving), first fisting, first threesome, first girl (if female), whatever. If I know that I'm the first one doing something sexual with a person, I work to make it really special, and yeah. I like knowing that they'll always remember that.
Would I pay for it? HELL no!
greed and death
21-09-2008, 18:49
But the price will drop significantly once the market is saturated.
That's why we create the organization of Apathy selling people. we limit supply to keep cost high. we shall be know as OASP
greed and death
21-09-2008, 18:52
back on subject. I don't see the point of buying a virgin. Go to a college at the start of fall semester. target freshmen one out of five will be a virgin. and they will be dumb enough to fall for just about any lines you give them. So if you really want virgins do that you should be able to get at least two or three per year like clockwork.