Why am I So Ambidextrous?
King Arthur the Great
21-09-2008, 03:53
Inspired by this post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14025894&postcount=37) on this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=566504) on this page. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=566504&page=3)
So, why am I so correct in alternating hands on the occasions that my g/f is too frigid/getting all 'that time of the month'? I can also write with both hands (something that I do much more often) and operate power tools equally well with both hands.
Thoughts on the importance of ambidexterity?
Wilgrove
21-09-2008, 03:58
What is this, Masturbation week?
Intangelon
21-09-2008, 03:59
What is this, Masturbation week?
Why not? You've got two threads full of it now. You gonna troll this one, too?
Wilgrove
21-09-2008, 04:05
Why not? You've got two threads full of it now. You gonna troll this one, too?
Nah, I'm pretty much content with my sex life and penis size.
Fleckenstein
21-09-2008, 04:07
Fuck you and your two hands to be ambidextrous with!
Intangelon
21-09-2008, 04:08
Nah, I'm pretty much content with my sex life and penis size.
Careful -- that sounded pretty "normal".
Wilgrove
21-09-2008, 04:09
Careful -- that sounded pretty "normal".
Now I believe this is trolling.
As for me, when I don't have a girlfriend who I have that emotional connection that I need in order to make love. I prefer to use lefty. Righty gets to control the mouse.
Intangelon
21-09-2008, 04:11
Now I believe this is trolling.
As for me, when I don't have a girlfriend who I have that emotional connection that I need in order to make love. I prefer to use lefty. Righty gets to control the mouse.
If calling you on your bullshit is trolling, then I am green, warty, regenerative and flammophobic. But meh, I'll leave you be. Here.
King Arthur the Great
21-09-2008, 04:20
You know, strictly speaking, I don't think I referenced masturbation.
Generally, whenever my girl is holding out on me, I have a tendency to go out to the batting cages, and practice on both sides of the plate.
THAT'S RIGHT YOU PITCHERS!! I'M A SWITCH HITTER!!!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-09-2008, 04:54
Philip Larkin has the answers to this, and all life's questions:
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
Wilgrove
21-09-2008, 04:55
Philip Larkin has the answers to this, and all life's questions:
All hail Philip Larkin.