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...or, why is everyone else so right-handed? This has been on my mind for a while now, how it is possible for two intelligent people to completely disagree on which hand to masturbate with? I realize some disagreements are subjective (Naked pics of Margaret Thatcher are better than naked pics of Sin..), but others (Whereyouthinkyougoing has big boobs, all Germans are Nazis) are pretty clearly objective. My first reaction is the one person is just ignorant of their opposite hand, but in most cases they have just as much grip as the other.

Thoughts? Why is it dissenting hand usage can continue to exist in a place like NSG?

I suppose it all depends on how partial to The Stranger one is.

You mean you don't use both hands?

subjective ejaculation of available information. even with the same hand, people can arrive at vastly different conclusions because their subjective value systems may be different. i feel its the differing strengths that underpins our viewpoints that lead to disagreements between left and right, leading to weighting pieces of [ahem] and [cough] differently, even with the same techniques available.

i'm no expert, but that's my 20 second guess :-)

You mean you don't use both hands?

You dirty liberal, you.

You dirty liberal, you.

Is that like a Dirty Sanchez?

subjective ejaculation of available information. even with the same hand, people can arrive at vastly different conclusions because their subjective value systems may be different. i feel its the differing strengths that underpins our viewpoints that lead to disagreements between left and right, leading to weighting pieces of [ahem] and [cough] differently, even with the same techniques available.

i'm no expert, but that's my 20 second guess :-)

Based entirely on this post, I have come to the conclusion that you are a genius on the level of Andy Kaufman and Lewis Carroll's hypothetical love-child.

Is that like a Dirty Sanchez?

I will never look at Obama the same way ever again.

Thoughts? Why is it dissenting hand usage can continue to exist in a place like NSG?

Habit.

Or perhaps Hobbit. It's not for me to say.

Based entirely on this post, I have come to the conclusion that you are a genius on the level of Andy Kaufman and Lewis Carroll's hypothetical love-child.

Based entirely on this post, I have come to the conclusion that you are going to be my friend. :)

I will never look at Obama the same way ever again.

Erm, no...that's a Dirty Salahuddin.

Tossed Salahuddin?

...or, why is everyone else so right-handed? This has been on my mind for a while now, how it is possible for two intelligent people to completely disagree on which hand to masturbate with? I realize some disagreements are subjective (Naked pics of Margaret Thatcher are better than naked pics of Sin..), but others (Whereyouthinkyougoing has big boobs, all Germans are Nazis) are pretty clearly objective. My first reaction is the one person is just ignorant of their opposite hand, but in most cases they have just as much grip as the other.

Thoughts? Why is it dissenting hand usage can continue to exist in a place like NSG?

Well, I used be a full time, hard core right hander. Then it had to be cut off, so I became a pinko commie hammer and sickle merchant.

Tossed Salahuddin?

With an order of I-hate-freedom fries, please. Hold the mayo. Or whatever that goop is.

You mean you don't use both hands?
Why use two when you can use four?

Ruffy, you have opened my mind to a whole new meaning of WTF?

You racist bastard! There are some of us that don't use our hands to masturbate.:mad:

Why use two when you can use four?

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:

...or, why is everyone else so right-handed?
Upbringing, education, values, perspectives, viewpoints, access to saws, preference for gloves and systems of lubrication, etc. etc.

Thoughts? Why is it dissenting hand usage can continue to exist in a place like NSG?
Because when it comes to popular positions for masturbating, there's often no right answer.

You racist bastard! There are some of us that don't use our hands to masturbate.:mad:

You nose fiddlers disgust me.

You racist bastard! There are some of us that don't use our hands to masturbate.:mad:

So it's racism against non-handed persons?

You nose fiddlers disgust me.
That's exactly what the Nazi's said.
So it's racism against non-handed persons?

Don't lay your communist ideologies on me, pal. I respect human rights.

So it's racism against non-handed persons?

There's always a goat.

Don't lay your communist ideologies on me, pal.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/motivator8958480.jpg

I respect human rights.
But shouldn't you be more hands-on? Not just respecting them?

It's called Stranger Danger for a reason.

You racist bastard! There are some of us that don't use our hands to masturbate.:mad:

Not all of us have sex toys.

Not all of us have sex toys.

Well, if you'd remembered to lock the basement before you went out, you still would have....

...or, why is everyone else so right-handed? This has been on my mind for a while now, how it is possible for two intelligent people to completely disagree on which hand to masturbate with? I realize some disagreements are subjective (Naked pics of Margaret Thatcher are better than naked pics of Sin..), but others (Whereyouthinkyougoing has big boobs, all Germans are Nazis) are pretty clearly objective. My first reaction is the one person is just ignorant of their opposite hand, but in most cases they have just as much grip as the other.

Thoughts? Why is it dissenting hand usage can continue to exist in a place like NSG?

Actually, everyone is left-handed. They only appear right-handed when you view them from the front (as we do, 90% of the time).

Also, didn't someone post this question just a while ago? It seems familiar.

This thread is as weird as ... all other threads by Ruffy :D

There's always a goat.

And I've got the special edition! :cool:

It's called Stranger Danger for a reason.
O_o

...

*Washes eyes with holy water*

*Snips OP*
I made a left-handed thread a year or so ago!
Why must everyone copy me? *Tries to patent*

What I want to know is if anyone has named their hands...

There's always a goat.
Sadly a Sudanese guy came to the similar conclusion, and it had a sticky end.

Well, if you'd remembered to lock the basement before you went out, you still would have....

I can't help it if the basement door lock is faulty.

I made a left-handed thread a year or so ago!
Why must everyone copy me? *Tries to patent*

What I want to know is if anyone has named their hands...


Sadly a Sudanese guy came to the similar conclusion, and it had a sticky end.

heehee, 'came to the conclusion'.

You mean you don't use both hands?

You mean you don't use your mouth ?

You mean you don't use your mouth ?

Oh geez, my back hurt like hell after that.

*snip*
Interesting point, but we still need an "Why I'm so ambidextrous?" thread :)

Depends. Usually right. If I want/have to use a mouse during, left.
Alone, right. Better that way.
For her, left. Better that way.

We are talking about taking notes, right? Right?!?


Hope that helps, you wankers! :)

Interesting point, but we still need an "Why I'm so ambidextrous?" thread :)

Done. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14026362#post14026362)

A good king has to know these things.