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Here it be, September the 19th and there be no threads aboot the special day this be.

Arr me hearties, I be talking about Talk Like A Pirate Day. it be almost over and none of ye lilly livered pirate lubbers remebered!

I would be call'n for someone to be walking the plank to Davey Jone's locker fer this!

Here it be, September the 11th and there be no threads aboot the special day this be.

Arr me hearties, I be talking about Talk Like A Pirate Day. it be almost over and none of ye lilly livered pirate lubbers remebered!

I would be call'n for someone to be walking the plank to Davey Jone's locker fer this!

The 19th.....

Yes, and I still don't see the point of the day...my friends have been shouting ARR all day..how annoying..

The 19th.....

Ooops, me face be redder than Mae's Fanny... :$

Yes, and I still don't see the point of the day...my friends have been shouting ARR all day..how annoying..

It be sad to think that 'Arrr' be the extent of their vocabulary...

20th for me here, so i blinked and missed

Ooops, me face be redder than Mae's Fanny... :$

Yarr, tis redder than the Cabin boys arse, harrr harrrr......

My dad woke me up this morning with a text that read "Arr matey"

I responded with "Shiver me timbers".


My sister has dedicated her entire day of school to pirates. The 3rd graders seem to love it.

Yay! Back on forums! Formerly New New Nebraska, duh. Anyways: Corny pirate joke everyone knows- Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? Becuase its rated arrrrhhhh. :D

It be sad to think that 'Arrr' be the extent of their vocabulary...


Oh, they used many more:

Nay
Aye
scurvy monkey
old sea dog

They even sang songs in the bloody accent..

20th for me here, so i blinked and missed Arrr... we here call that sleeping. :D

Oh, they used many more:

Nay
Aye
scurvy monkey
old sea dog

They even sang songs in the bloody accent..
Aye, but what song did those Scurrvy dogs sing?

We sailed on the good ship Venus
By God you should've seen us
the figurehead was a whore in bed
the mast was an up right *****

(Chorus)
there was frigging in the rigging
Wanking in the planking
masturbating in the crating
there was **** all else to do.

The captain of the lugger,
Was known as a filthy bugger.
He was unfit to shovel shit,
from one ship to the other.

No, songs like Umbrella by Rihanna, Thriller....etc.....

No, songs like Umbrella by Rihanna, Thriller....etc.....

I like your friends.


Mar har.

Yarr, tis redder than the Cabin boys arse, harrr harrrr......

that be what I said.

and I'll send any manjack who complains about women on board me ship straight to Davey Jones!

Also what is a pirates favorite element?

Arrrgon.

When I venture forth to seek my prey
I crush my foes in a royal way
the ladies yeld and the ships go down...

or is that the other way around...

Arrr... we here call that sleeping. :D

huh i never

Also what is a pirates favorite element?

Arrrgon.
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!

Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!


And now, a haiku my friend sent me:
September 19
yer scurvy hide walks the plank
if I hear no "ARRRrrrgghhh"s!

I be a good fo' notin' pirate. This 'ere day went ri' clear o' m'ead. Y'arr, I should be a-walkin' the plank.

Yo Ho! A Pirate's Life for me! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giBRLQNmTdI)

Arrrrrg until yesterday I was living like a pirate with no electricity.

Arrrrrg until yesterday I was living like a pirate with no electricity.

??? so ye be raping and pilliaging then? raiding and looting?

??? so ye be raping and pilliaging then? raiding and looting?
Sounds like the life to be had!

??? so ye be raping and pilliaging then? raiding and looting?

what else am I going to do when the whole city doesn't have power ? my 9mm doesn't shoot itself you know. and I need get food and electricity some how. stealing food worked well. though trying to steal electricity didn't work very well I tried so hard to get a barrel of it.

I've waited for far too long to be able to finally post this:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HotPirateBabe1.jpg

Hot Pirate Babes (http://www.hotpiratebabes.com/) are just what the doctor ordered!

I've waited for far too long to be able to finally post this:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HotPirateBabe1.jpg

Hot Pirate Babes (http://www.hotpiratebabes.com/) are just what the doctor ordered!

Damnit! me mast is at full sails now!

Yar, they be knowin' about the celebration over at The Black Market, mateys!

*throws empty rum bottle at JuNii, but misses*

'twas the waves, I tell ye. I be sober as a judge!

*collapses into stupor*

Damnit! me mast is at full sails now!

Avast! Don't forget about Pirates, the most expensive porn to date! Puns about sinking ships and masts abound!
http://images.tomshardware.com/2007/08/30/the_technology_of_porn/piratesdvd.jpg

Nooooooo! I completely missed it! I was going to bug all my friends talking like a pirate!

I've waited for far too long to be able to finally post this:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HotPirateBabe1.jpg

Hot Pirate Babes (http://www.hotpiratebabes.com/) are just what the doctor ordered!

Damnit! me mast is at full sails now!

Okay, what's the point of plundering booty when it's right there in front of you to begin with?

Okay, what's the point of plundering booty when it's right there in front of you to begin with?

Arrr.. don't ye know that being infront of ye is not the same as hav'n it?

Okay, what's the point of plundering booty when it's right there in front of you to begin with?
The act of plundering! The swashing of the buckles, the stabbing with the sword, the yell of joy as the conquest gets underway - and, not to forget, the firing of the big ol' cannon!!!

Thar be plenty a-booty fer everyone! Yarr!

(Just thought of it: Is O'Booty an Irish name?!?)

Yar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

Avast! Don't forget about Pirates, the most expensive porn to date! Puns about sinking ships and masts abound!
http://images.tomshardware.com/2007/08/30/the_technology_of_porn/piratesdvd.jpg

aye, perfect for when one's blade needs polishing.

Yar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Harharhar-1.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Pergament.jpg

I laughed so hard I still have tears running down my face. Thanks for that. You deserve the official recognition! (Haven't handed one out in a long time...)


"We're the Pa-hi-rates..."

Here it be, September the 19th and there be no threads aboot the special day this be.

Arr me hearties, I be talking about Talk Like A Pirate Day. it be almost over and none of ye lilly livered pirate lubbers remebered!

I would be call'n for someone to be walking the plank to Davey Jone's locker fer this!
A friend of mine called me while I was shopping in the supermarket, after dealing with teen girl drama for two hours after school on a Friday night, and while I was trying to rush home to cook for my fiance who's driving in from out of town, and wondered why I was less than amused.

Arr.


Pirate on Wheel of Fortune: I'd like to buy an I......

Woah. Lego Pirates!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6SeZhbF_rA

Arr, those be some shiny pirates!

Oh, they used many more:

Nay
Aye
scurvy monkey
old sea dog

They even sang songs in the bloody accent..
Don't forget 'Thar be land!'

Arrr! Thank ye for remembering this day.

http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenarryarhar.jpg

It is? Shit, and to think I missed out on so many opportunities today since one guy on my football team has the nickname of pirate and he doesn't like it.

http://abcnews.go.com/images/WNT/ht_pirates2_051107_ssh.jpg
Pirating just ain't what it used to be. Still, at least you get to have bazookas now.

In Somali waters, every day is (Talk Like A) Pirate Day! It's just one of those fun things emerging from failed states.